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852 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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  1. 122
    The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      Ma weiner is gettin spicy. Could someone send me some weiner curing salsa

  2. 123
    The Real King Of Yo Momma And Crackin Punks said:

      My ass is so large, that my mothers boobs had to wrench them out of my dumbass retirerment home. I enjoy looking at pictures of britney spears naked, and I love sucking on my grandmothers peanus. I love eaten shit, and all my friends are homesexuals.

  3. 124
    The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      WANT SOME salsa with my assssss

  4. 125
    Charlie said:

      Yo momma so black when she eats tootsie rolls she has to wear white gloves so she don’t eat her fingers.

  5. 126
    you guys suck said:

      yall all suck get a life

  6. 127
    you guys suck said:

      ew

  7. 128
    The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      Oh….. Like i’m really gonna apologize to you……… you are a *BLEEP*
      And by the way I am not Josh or Maniac

  8. 129
    The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      Here is my best yo momma joke.
      Yo momma so hot, they thought she was the subn ow!!!!!

  9. 130
    The REAL REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      APOLOGIZE NOW BEGINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no mo yo mommas come at ME with something new gayboy josh I AINT PLAYIN kind of like you on the jv basketball team. I AINT HAVIN IT kind of like your broke ass momma and a job. I DON”T NEED YOU like your estranged daddy said to you. I”M SICK WITH IT like your computer, full of zombie programs and keystroke loggers. Bow down to the kings kingdom and off with you little boy………………………………………………….YOU MUST NOW COME CLEAN AS THE FRAUD YOU ARE ONLINE ! IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY I WILL CALL STATE AGENCIES AND HAVE YOUR FOODSTAMPS STOPPED AND BAN YOU FROM THE FREE CHEESE LINES. I WILL PLACE AN EMBARGO ON THE SALVATION ARMY TO STOP DELIVERING ILL FITTING HAND ME DOWNS TO YOUR TRAILER PARK! I f not for you think of your trailer trash friends and the consequences on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  10. 131
    The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      I’m a mad freak

  11. 132
    The REAL King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      Here’s a hint on who I am “I hate Miguel”
      in other posts by me I have stuff like that

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