I’LL START-yo moma is so ugly,she got a part-time job curring hiccups,but wuz fired because da new mgn didn’t believe n halloween.n her depression she b-came so fat that she cud wak & cover her tracks at da same tyme.she b-came so dirty & stank that everytime she went 2 take a bath the WATER jumped out and said”F**K IT I’LL WAIT! she got a new job tyme 2 celebrate but her house is so old that everytime we ‘RAISED DA ROOF’
THE HOUSE VALUE WOULD DEPRECIATE.–sory run n outta room—now she works at a dentist office which is ironic becuz her breathe is so bad that her teeth tried 2 spring-board off her tongue but sinz she only had 3 they decided 2stict it out hope n 2 all get hooked up 4 free.fired again no mistery she returned a WATER hose becuz she said that it wuz empty.but i don’t discriminate i still took her out anyway but when she took off all her clothes and turned over on her side she was so hairy she appeared to hav SCAR in the leg scissor’s & simba n the headlock.i jump up,yo boy is out,i ran out the garage past the car rite over the “welcome home u fat b***h sign and bounced.
if you want it,come get it,but proceed with caution……deahaun wants to play.
Posted: June 13th, 2007
who is the alleged best yo momma jokester in here.deahaun wants to play.
but proceed with caution.
Posted: June 13th, 2007
SOMEONE WANNA CHALENGE?
Posted: June 13th, 2007
yo mommas is so fat wen she goes out in a yellow coat people shout taxi
Posted: June 13th, 2007
yo momma kings mom is soo ugly her parents tied a t-bone steak around her neck so that the dog played with her
Posted: June 13th, 2007
how do u know yo momma king was at your house ??
your garbage is everywhere and ur dog is pregnant
Posted: June 13th, 2007
I’LL START-yo moma is so ugly,she got a part-time job curring hiccups,but wuz fired because da new mgn didn’t believe n halloween.n her depression she b-came so fat that she cud wak & cover her tracks at da same tyme.she b-came so dirty & stank that everytime she went 2 take a bath the WATER jumped out and said”F**K IT I’LL WAIT! she got a new job tyme 2 celebrate but her house is so old that everytime we ‘RAISED DA ROOF’
Posted: June 13th, 2007
THE HOUSE VALUE WOULD DEPRECIATE.–sory run n outta room—now she works at a dentist office which is ironic becuz her breathe is so bad that her teeth tried 2 spring-board off her tongue but sinz she only had 3 they decided 2stict it out hope n 2 all get hooked up 4 free.fired again no mistery she returned a WATER hose becuz she said that it wuz empty.but i don’t discriminate i still took her out anyway but when she took off all her clothes and turned over on her side she was so hairy she appeared to hav SCAR in the leg scissor’s & simba n the headlock.i jump up,yo boy is out,i ran out the garage past the car rite over the “welcome home u fat b***h sign and bounced.
if you want it,come get it,but proceed with caution……deahaun wants to play.
Posted: June 13th, 2007
I Will take the challenge. YO momma so ween her chicken ow
Posted: June 13th, 2007
Yo Momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
Posted: June 13th, 2007
Yo Mommas got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Posted: June 13th, 2007
Yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a %50 off coupon