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847 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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  1. 177
    King Snapologist and custom crackologist said:

      dehaun your time would be better spent in english class or out looking for a jobby job. Your fired don’t come back to my site retard. That june 13 post was not the King it’s fat ass josh.
      P.S. t

  2. 178
    Somebody said:

      yo momma so fat that when she was pregnant with you the doctors said damn she must have a hundred kids in there

  3. 179
    J Bentley said:

      This is Horrible… Yall got some old tired ass jokes!!!

      Yo mommas so old she remembers when the Flintstones was The Real World

  4. 180
    The King is Dead said:

      This is the most ignorant group of retarded gang-banger wannabees I have ever read or seen in my life. I have killed better people than you morons on this site. Bow down this and apologize that. You are nothing “king” but a the leftovers of a stain from your daddy’s transexual underwear that he left behind when the police came looking for the world’s stupidest criminals and why? All because he thought he was playing the loosest slot machine in the world but it turned out to be dehaun’s mom standing on the street corner begging for change! Now go back to flipping burgers at McDonalds wearing your pants down to your knees because just like the dead dog you use for a stuffed animal you aint got nothing but fleas.

  5. 181
    King Snapologist and custom crackologist said:

      Shut up!!!!!!!!! I am F******* king and thats the end of it got that I could wipe your ass anyday with one of my “YO momma so nude and hot” Jokes ANYDAY!!!!!!!
      So just go to hell and never come back

  6. 182
    King Snapologist and custom crackologist said:

      If we are really such pond sucking low life nerds, then why the HELL!!!! Would you even wan’t to write to us, you stupid ass hole, your more of a jerk then my previous owner!!!!!!!!! So you dick you think you are so smart, “The King is dead” Wellllll Duh…………….. I killed him and took his username am, and now plummeting it through F******* in hell so go the damn BLEEEEEEEP Away you Rat Bast***

  7. 183
    Maniac said:

      HI!!!!!!!!!!! Yes “The king is dead” He is a F****ing jerk and I would shoot him if I got the chance, but you as someone whos dick is the apparent size of a roller-coaster have no BLEEEEEPING right to criticize nice innocent people, ok got that rathole boy (OR girl, or half boy quarter girl and quarter huge dick)

  8. 184
    Armegedon said:

      Ok, I am new to this site. But apparently This “King is dead” neads some Ass wooping so After I kiil him I am coming for you “King of yo mommas” ya racist crack addict

  9. 185
    The son of maniac said:

      Maniac was recently killed in a attack, I his son will now fill in for him

  10. 186
    Son of maniac said:

      HI, I am the friend of Maniac, his real name was “Johnny nye” and if mister armagedon would stop spewing out those idiotic curses, we would be able to egnowledg the full idiocy of “The king is dead” and “The snapologist king” or whatever his name is. So let’s all just take a chill pill, and then ask the people who run this site to ban them “$$$$$$$$$$$$$FOREVER$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$”
      Bye,Bye.
      Please die “SNapologist” or whatever and “The king is dead”
      Ohhhhh…….. and if you are so smart “The king is dead” Then why don’t you tell us one of your “AMAZING” yo momma jokes *SARCSIM* look it up.

  11. 187
    i said:

      Hi

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