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848 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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  1. 188
    The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES! said:

      Oh I almost forgot “somebody” is definately nobody evaluate your future capital L LOOOOOSER! Dehaun you sad little ashy biatch if you were standing in front of me now I would bitch slap your ass and make you go in the kitchen ,put on an apron and do the dishes BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!

  2. 189
    The King is Dead said:

      Maniac, Son of Maniac and Armageddon,

      I was merely pointing out how absurd this guy really is and playing up the same crap he dishes out to anyone else that tries to post in here. I am no better than anybody else and neither is he. I just can’t stand when people think they are so much better than everyone else and then think they have the right to insult them for no reason. Chances are anyways that he is a 12 year old kid that gets beaten by his father/mother every other day and has no other way of venting than here on the net.

      Anyways, I apologize if I had offended anyone with my flame of the king but damn I read through this entire post and it just really pissed me off……

      btw, “king”…..you mama’s so fat that when I met up with her in the back of your trailer park last night I needed cave diving equipment just to reach her G spot….then I found out it was just her belly button!

      now, laugh it all up and have some fun bitches

  3. 190
    The King is Dead said:

      “Oh I almost forgot “somebody” is definately nobody evaluate your future capital L LOOOOOSER! Dehaun you sad little ashy biatch if you were standing in front of me now I would bitch slap your ass and make you go in the kitchen ,put on an apron and do the dishes BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!” - Quoted from the saddest little boy on the planet with no one but his mama as a friend…….

  4. 191
    The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES! said:

      J Bentley ? should be J WWICWY Bentley. JUST WISHIN I COULD WASH YOUR BENTLEY. Heres what you are thinking : Some day I’m going to make it in the NBA and I’m going to be rich! Reality your going to be in prison cause your a looser it aint going to happen if you’re lucky when you get out of jail you’ll get a job at the car wash and suppliment the income panhandling. You’ll live in a no bedroom no bath bus stop .

  5. 192
    The King is Dead said:

      “J Bentley ? should be J WWICWY Bentley. JUST WISHIN I COULD WASH YOUR BENTLEY. Heres what you are thinking : Some day I’m going to make it in the NBA and I’m going to be rich! Reality your going to be in prison cause your a looser it aint going to happen if you’re lucky when you get out of jail you’ll get a job at the car wash and suppliment the income panhandling. You’ll live in a no bedroom no bath bus stop .” - All I hear in this rampant trash talk is that king….is looking for a roommate…does your bus stop have heat at least?

  6. 193
    deahaun said:

      i didn’t come here to make beef,i just want to have some fun with some jokes and meet some cool poeple along the way.i think the hater is an insurgent.

  7. 194
    deahaun said:

      an u got the nerve to try an clown?let me help you out, its spelled d e a h a u n.
      you snaggled tooth anorexic chia pet. and tell ur mom that the vibrating tooth brush is for her mouth not the south and you stop using that dam thing how many time can you have with that taste in ur mouth?

  8. 195
    Bubba said:

      stupid joks for all :) :(

  9. 196
    Bubba said:

      :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

  10. 197
    Bubba said:

      :) :) :) :) :) :)

  11. 198
    Let's Rebel said:

      I vote we rebel against said “KING” for I seriously doubt the he is a king in any way shape or form.

      Yo Momma’s so fat she walked outside in a yellow dress and this little boy started chasing after her screaming. “WAIT SCHOOLDBUS COME BACK DON’T LEAVE ME!!”

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