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847 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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  1. 12
    King of Yo Mommas said:

      lunch box if you want to battle the King you better pack a lunch!!! HO! the ironic (due to your lack of intelligence you may want to consult a dictionary for the definition of irony)the ironic thing is you call my custom cracks old then hit me with the single oldest yo momma in the history of yo mommas. Now I order you to go to your window open it up, stick your head out, and yell “I LUNCH BOX AM A MORON IN THE FUTURE I WILL PROBABLY BE EMPLOYED IN THE FAST FOOD OR GARBAGE REMOVAL INDUSTRY!!!!!!” Your grounded go to your room dummy! Yo Momma so dark she make Manute Bol look like an albino!!! your momma got no fingers talkin bout how she wants to get with the pointer sisters biatch! Yo Momma got 1 big to and 1 knee cap goes by the nickname tony! CRACK FOOL!!! now go study for your GED. I’m so pretty

  2. 13
    cece said:

      ooooh lunch box you got served!you should know better than those old ass jokes.

  3. 14
    donnydonny said:

      BOy you got blew up! KIng 1 lunch box nothing it’s over!!!!!!!

  4. 15
    King of Yo Mommas said:

      I’M soooooo pretty. NOW JEROME, BRING ME MY MIRROR!

  5. 16
    New @ Yo Momma said:

      Yo Momma is so dumb she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Gawg’s new holaday album.

  6. 17
    New @ Yo Momma said:

      Ok, here is another:

      Yo momma so ugly she went to iraq and the soldiers said, “WE SURRENDER!”

  7. 18
    King of Yo Mommas said:

      NEW @ YO MOMMA foolish beginner , how dare you enter my domain with that weak shit! I am the King of Yo Mommas and I fart in your general direction. First learn to spell it’s H-O-L-I-D-A-Y. Next brush your teeth cause yo breath so funky when you yawn your teeth duck. Then ask yourself why you want to be humiliated publicly by someone as pretty as me ……..JEROME! Now go out in the street closest to your home and lay down, hopefully a vehicle will put you out of your misery. Be gone with you I rule the land of Yo Momma and you shall obey.

  8. 19
    donnydonny said:

      2 for 2 meeeboy KIng is in the hishizzzle dizzle!

  9. 20
    Yadontwannaknow said:

      Wow, you all have too much time on your hands. King of Yo Mommas is a loser.

  10. 21
    Yadontwannaknow said:

      Now why don’t you all go back down into your mother’s basements and have a world of war craft tournament.

  11. 22
    choochootrain said:

      yo momma`s so ugly that she looked out the window & they arrested her for mooning.
      oooooo..burn.
      hahahha just kidding.

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