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847 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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    The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES! said:

      HA HA HA FOOOOOOLS! d e a h a un what a stupid name yo momma so stupid she named her kid d e h a u n ! WHATS REALLY FUNNY IS WHEN DEAHAUN SENDS IN A RESUME…… WAIT ……..APPLICATION AND THE HIRING MANAGER SEES THE NAME DEAHAUN ON IT AND THROWS IT IN THE TRASH. Yes you can blame yo dumb ass momma.

  2. 211
    deahaun said:

      to the unfrozen sperm who made the stuffed dog joke…………
      1st off the stuffed dog was your grandmother, and since she like’s being on all 4’s anyway and a female dog is a bitch we just ran with it.and the lady you saw asking for change,it wuz my mom,but she’s an animal rights activist who was just looking out for your family tree.and yo momma’s asschecks is so fat and flabby when she’s laying on her side she looks like to walruses having sex.and tell her to stop breastfeeding midgits you trout mouth bastard.

  3. 212
    deahaun said:

      and to the twin of the unfrozen sperm who is only good enough to try and clown my name.when am/pm gets YOUR application,and throws your momma in the trash,she can blame her adopted son”ooops! sorry dog. and your mom is so black when she gets in her hot wheels the oil light comes on.and tell your grandma to stop bouncing for the hospos.you dislexic platapus.

  4. 213
    deahaun said:

      and to who ever popping off racist’s crap.come on now if thats how you feel there are other site’s where you can pop that.you taking it to a whole nother level and adding to bad chapters in history.racism and hate is taught. negitive brings negitive.but aint nothing wrong with showing yo pride though,i feel ya..

  5. 214
    Son of maniac said:

      King you are going down you ass hole

  6. 215
    I Pwn the "King" said:

      Yo Momma So Hairy She Got Afros On Her Nipples

  7. 216
    beast said:

      Yo moma so fat when she step on a scale she says i want my weight not my phone numba

  8. 217
    beast said:

      what now king

  9. 218
    beast said:

      yo momma so gassy she invented the jet pack when she farted

  10. 219
    deahaun said:

      where r the 2 deahaun haters at? r u 2 cy-meez bitches having sex.notice i used no names,if you’ve hated,u know who you r.no disrespect to the ones who r just having fun doing they thing. hey u 2 haters,remember that old one,yo momma so stupid i taught her the running man etc………………………..well good news,both bitches finally made it back. ps..u 2 should take turns its not fair that 1 of you has more stretch marks on their jaws than the other.as far as your moms,1 is making me a sandwhich and the other is still on all 4’s.o- by the way , i just added 2 branches 2 ur family tree you 2 cork-screw headed waste’s of sperm……………….

  11. 220
    deahaun said:

      so is there anyone here that wants to just match witts and have some fun with jokes that r supposed to make us laugh rather than talk shit & get personal and make enemies with people they dont even know?

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