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847 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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  1. 221
    beast said:

      i kill anyone in this, but not da king :(

  2. 222
    beast said:

      i kill u deahuan

  3. 223
    Anonymous said:

      You “WONT KILL THE KING”"”" WT BLEEEP IS YOUR PROBLEM YOUB:LLEPEELP

  4. 224
    deahaun said:

      you’ll kill anyone in here but not the king huh?well every king has a brown nosing bitch thanks 4 letting everyone know you dont consider yourself the best.so sorry i choose 2 battle the best. and by your own words you just clowned yourself.so since your loyalty is to a self indulged honorary king good luck with that.and the next time you and the king r out hanging out,sharing a beer,like best friend do..im sorry i didn’t know kings hung out with jack asses with low self esteem. but the next time you talk to YOUR king make sure u tell him what a good boy u were. so when you become independent and can rep yourself, and stand by your self i’ll send your mom back home cause even she dont like being around a king’s servant with low self esteem.yeah even if it is her daughter….i mean son…………… of a bitch. you’ll kill me huh? wut if i kill u 1st? your a follower…..dont get mad at the truth just.go give you king an heir..so ….is there anybody else n here who doesn’t have a boyfriend like servant beast or want to talk shit and jus tell some yo momma jokes?

  5. 225
    The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES! said:

      Dehaun I’m not joking you will apply for jobs and because your resume/application says something like dehaun you’re done son! and it’s yo mommas fault because she wasn’t smart enough to think about the future, your future. You should be pissed at her for doing it and failing you not at me for pointing out her lapse in judgement it’s not her only lapse, think back on your sorry life and don’t blame me cause i’m so pretty………………………………………………………………………………….

  6. 226
    random said:

      yo mmma so ugly that e.t. saw her and he thought he was home.

  7. 227
    random said:

      yo momma so fat that a robber shot her and the bullet bounced back

  8. 228
    random said:

      yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

  9. 229
    random said:

      yo momma so fat… do I really need to expain?

  10. 230
    I Dont Know said:

      yo momma so skinny she used a fruit loop as a hula hoop.

  11. 231
    random said:

      yo momma so fat that the only reason she didnt go to mcdonalds is because she didnt fit through the door.

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