Best Yo Momma Jokes


Back To Yo Momma Jokes Homepage or subscribe to the RSS feeds: Monthly Jokes | Daily Jokes

857 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

Pages: « 115 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 [25] 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 3578 » Show All

  1. 265
    random said:

      yo momma so dumb she doesnt walk it out she walk it in

  2. 266
    random said:

      yo momma smells so bad she made an onion cry.

  3. 267
    random said:

      yo momma so dumb she thinks the brady bunch is flowers with dreadlocks

  4. 268
    random said:

      yo momma so poor she went to the penny store and she said this costs too much

  5. 269
    DUDE said:

      YO MAMAS SO OLD SHE STILL OWS MOSES A PENNIE

  6. 270
    deahaun said:

      TO THE KING WITH N O DING-A-LING BESIDES THE BEAST WITH HIS NOSE UP,her ass,,,SORY VAGINA:
      As i said b 4 , i love it when a dumb-fuk fuc’s his-self up.in ur own words u said
      (i google ur old shit) finally he tells the truth,b-cuz thats exactly what u represent & spit, complete mouth regurgitated bull-shit. and jus b-cuz you’ve heard the fish joke doesn’t mean i have you intelligent specimen……in tella tubby land you ignorant left testicle of a dead transexual organ donor…
      also in this assholes own words(you’ve been king since my dad was robbing liquor stores) imma grown ass man queen and you knew my father so i guess that has to mean that yo momma is so old,,,she has to be dead. and i would never disrespect the dead,so ur lucky,because what i would have said was that …yo momma is so old everytime she coughs she lozez and instant 3 years off her life…which leaves us with u.and as we all know ur swell life has led u to prove 2 everyone on this site,hell-the world what an asshole u r. and how good u r at disrespecting people who r clearly more developed than you. yo momma wud b proud. where you molested as a child,sory, i forgot about the gag order. what i meant to say wuz you’ve been an asshole 4 awhile now and the queen’s time on the thrown is over.save that king shit for when it really counts.when ur earthly ass is playing checkers.you’ve been impeached bitch king which means you’ve been forced out.so how do we kill the bitch king-dont acknowledge his bitchass..he does not exist. bitch king TAKE THE DILDO OUT OF UR ASS AN THE GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.IF UR GONNA DO IT DO IT RITE.MAKE IT A HEAD WOUND STICK THE GUN UP UR ASS AND PUT THE DILDO BACK WHERE IT’S BEEN SINCE YOU WERE A CHILD.remember the cute little song richard simmons used to sing to u to get u 2 eat your pea’s.and make sure u stand directly over the toilet when u do it..IF IT’S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW-IF ITS BROWN FLUSH IT DOWN.
      ur life has come full circle,ur going back home dog,be happy.a shitty person going on a shitty journey down a self- made shitty slip & slide totally desighed by the person who’s about to ride it 4 da last tyme.u will not be missed.queen- …………..
      YOU HAVE BEEN DEAD-RATTED! SORY BEAST,WHAT WILL U DO NOW? PISSSSST, HEY BEAST,i happen 2 know that your king cud only afford 2 bullets and he saved one 4 you,becuz even n his stupidity he realizes misery loves company-an that no-one wants 2 die alone,and that the bitch kings jester is his right hand ass,so be tru to ur-self and 2 everyone here prove ur loyalty
      2 your bitch king and join him leech! DOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOM.-YOU BOTH HAVE BEEN DEAD-RATTED.

  7. 271
    deahaun said:

      BRAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      an unidentified man was taken 2 the no-ding-a-ling-wing of the sanitary hospital today,tho a dildo & water gun wuz found at the scene there appeared to be no signs of a struggle.it was later discovered that the man went by the name.(king with no ding a ling besides beast with his nose up his ass) it was also discovered that he was held in suspicion for the rapid increase in zoo animal births where his DNA wuz found in 36 of the 50 different cages. a witness says the man was reading a response from deahaun when he became irate.grabbed a dildo and a gun but seemed confused on where to insert them. basically,the man thought himself into acoma.
      THIS JUST IN! a man by the screen name beast was just found dead in his bathroom/kitchen.witnesses say he was found clutching an internet print-out with the king of yo momma on it.soooooooo,sad.

  8. 272
    deahaun said:

      TO EVERYONE ELSE N HUR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
      waaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppp?please allow me to pay my las respects.
      king’s momma is so fat,,,,,she broke her back,the bitch had another one.
      beast’s momma teeth r so big, she don’t wear gold caps,she wears hub caps
      king’s momma is so dumb they committed her 2 the nut house becuz she said she heard a tree-bark.
      beast’s momma wuz the first q-dog
      king’s momma is so dense every time i click the remote her knees would buckle.
      beast’s momma is so stupid,i asked her if she like tu-lips, she said duh, with out them my lip-gloss wouldn’t be poppin.
      kings’ momma is so stupid,she played freeze tag with a block of ice …..and lost
      beast’s momma is so fat,she doesnt take the greyhound,she takes the gravy train
      king’s momma was so ugly,as a child on her 1st birthday every living family member would show up to the party just to make sure all the jack in the boxes went off at the same time and from outside all yell suprise.
      beast’s momma was on the flavor of love
      king’s momma is a crash test dummy for golf carts
      beast’s momma titties are so big,the only job she could get was laying behind a dash board an wait for accident
      king’s momma is so stupid,she had to be to work by 9:00, the clock said 8:58 so she unplugged it.
      beast’s is just mad because the cro hunter relocated his imediate family.
      king’s momma is just mad cause her own church put a restraining order her.
      beast is mad now because the tracker animal planet put on his mom is on the fritz again.
      i told king’s mom she was the shit, the dumb bicth flushed herself and drowned.
      beast mommas ears are so big that she looks like a car driving down the street with both doors open.
      king’s momma house is so old,u have to hop-scotch through it because the wood was purchased over a 20 year period.
      beast’s breath is so bad he brushes with C L R and gargles with drano.
      king’s momma aint got no feet but continues to try and tip toe up behind people to scare them
      IF ANYONE WANTZ ME TO HIT THE BITCH-KING AND HIS TRAINED ASS WITH A STINGER THAT’LL PUT THEM BOTH INTO A THOUGHT-COMA,LET ME HEAR SAY HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 273
    random said:

      hell yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 274
    you all suck said:

      yo momma is so fat it take two planes a bus and a train to get to her goodside

  11. 275
    you all suck said:

      yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

Pages: « 115 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 [25] 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 3578 » Show All

Post Your Momma Joke Here: