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855 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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    The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES! said:

      Guess what hoooooos? d e hawn has been googling yo mommas again! You a grown ass man, why you still livin in yo fat ass mommas basement. dehawn I just sat here laughing for about ten minutes cause your so goddamn dumb I sucked you in!!!! Dummy you just spent a half hour of your life trying to make me mad and made yourself look the the pathetic never amount to anything fool you are. What’s dehaunes favorite song? Sing sing it baby gurl!! “workin at the car wash wo oo wo oo wo oo workin the car wash yeah!” Bottom line truth hurts. Daddy in the pen momma dumb ass fat white girl, future non-existant = dehawne. Re-read what you recently wrote it says an awful lot about the things you think about (or do) I just learned a lot about you d-bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks I’ll remember what you just told me about you for all of my servants out there it’s called P-S-Y-C-H-O-L-OG-Y. (no dehaun thats not a class you take to get your motorcycle permit.)Biatch

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    you all suck said:

      yo momma is so old when she was in school they didnt have history

  3. 278
    you all suck said:

      yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one a time

  4. 279
    you all suck said:

      yo momma is so old that when you were nursing you drank powdered milk

  5. 280
    you all suck said:

      yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

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    im da new king of yo mommas said:

      yo mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

  7. 282
    Yomomma King Hater said:

      Yo momma so cool he slapped The King of Yo Mommas!

      Take that, biatch.

  8. 283
    im da new king of yo mommas said:

      i hope your moms freezin cause i stuck my meat in her last night

  9. 284
    im da new king of yo mommas said:

      d old king king of yo mommas is a fat sack of shit that should burn in a firey jewish hell!!!

  10. 285
    im da new king of yo mommas said:

      yo momma sent me a pig and and a picture frame and a note that said if i put the two together it would be your baby picture

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    random said:

      yo momma so old that when yo daddy kissed her his lips turned white.

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