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852 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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    deahaun said:

      TO THE DEAD BITCH KINGS SPIRIT THATS STILL SPITTING CORNY SHIT FROM THE GRAVE WITH NO DING-A LING BESIDES BEAST WITH HIS NOSE UP HER ASS. is that really the best you’ve got? arn’t u reading the post. you hav not told one good one yet.i just launched rapid fire on yo bitch ass and that is the best you’ve got. the great bitch king.that all you got.and i’m spending all this time because you didn’t get the quality time you wanted from your mom and your dad made your little boo boo hurt 2 much.even from the grave u corny. and the only thing that you’ve learned about me is that i’m better than you.and yo dumb ass admits to laughing.jackass…..hey,hey,hey,big girls dont cry,stop it…………………..
      wow thats a nice song,it would’ve been funnier if i hadn’t put in a song 1st. even subconsiously you suk. and im not trying to make u mad.i’m still waiting to hear from i believe it was and correct me if im wrong but.
      KING OF YO MOMMA
      YO BITCH ASS AND EVEN REPING YOUR OWN NAME.STOP CRYING B 4 I GIVE U SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT.u r so witty….if u talk shit,back it up.i’m tired of your lame ass attempts.and i know exactly who and where you r so you’ll get you chance to face deahaun.ha ha ha ha.u sucked me in? well again real talk cuz ur half rite u do suck.!I LOVE THAT SHIT,WYN A BITCH FUKS HERSELF! now i’m laughing…..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
      hey bitch king here is a stinger for u.-it may take u awhile to get this but just like aids you will.oooops! dammit sory dog…………………………………………………………………….
      and clearly by every response you’ve sent me has been a waste of everybodies time and since you actually told no yo momma jokes you are not the king of shit.
      i refuse to even respond to anything else you have to say but from time to time ill let every one know how ur doing.so here is ur stinger bitch…………………………………
      THE BITCH KING’S MOMMA IS SO SHORT AND HER TEETH ARE SO YELLOW THAT THE ONLY JOB SHE COULD GET WAS WORKING IN SIDE A TRAFFIC LIGHT WHERE SHE ONLY HAS TO SMILE EVERY 37 SECONDS DEPENDING ON TRAFFIC…..bye bye bitch king with no ding a ling except beast with his nose up her ass,,,,,, i mean vagina..u have been DEAD-RATTED.

  2. 288
    3-G said:

      everyone on this page:

      Yo momma arms are so fat when she streches them out they look like batman wings.

  3. 289
    3-G said:

      cant no one in this room see me in yo momma jokes. IM THE REAL KING

  4. 290
    The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES! said:

      Custom Cracks (TM) Hey thanks d e h a un (good luck in life) do you even know how internet commerce works? You are making me a fortune just please tell people to click a banner everytime they visit with each message . Since I’ve been nailing your dumb good for nothing never be anything black skank ass web traffic is WAYYYYYY up and thats all I need is an ignorant enemy to keep posting googled bullshit yo mamas so I get paid, so once again thank you, you are moving the needle too bad all of the advertising dollars are going into my account. Once again dumb ass punk niggas like you are not very good figuring out money!!!!! I’m laughing all the way to the bank CLICK A BANNER!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As you lay down on that mattress on the floor in the basement of yo poor fat mommas home don’t hate me because your stupid and I AM A CERTIFIED MASTER SNAPOLOGIST with CUSTOM CRACKS (TM) and you are a loner po wishyouwere not a straight up pimp daddy mackologist FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Whos laughin now GED boy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click on a banner and be gone with you!!!!!!!!1! Anyone who wants dehaun gone click on a banner and make me REEEEEEEEESSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!

  5. 291
    artis the mack said:

      Shit that deshawn nigga makin the king bank!

  6. 292
    dreadsdreadsdreads said:

      I been watchin dis shit fo a while and these fools dont lern the king keep housin boys like dehaun and makin them pay the “rent” long live da king he bus you wid a custom crak and you be cryin like a pussy. den you click a bannerr dummy

  7. 293
    3-G said:

      Im BACK THE KING

  8. 294
    3-G said:

      For everyone in this room:

      Yo momma is so cross eyed she can only see herself

  9. 295
    beast said:

      hey, i’m back, miss me?

  10. 296
    baby k said:

      yo momma so fat she fell on the concreat and the concreat said shes cracking me up

  11. 297
    ...................... said:

      bab y k yo momma so old on myspace she has a picture standing nex to jesus.

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