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863 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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    deniz said:

      you so poor you ate hotdick

  2. 310
    rbbrducky110 said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a dollar it made change!! BIATCH!

  3. 311
    rbbrducky110 said:

      Yo momma is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car! BURRRRNN BITCH!

  4. 312
    rbbrducky110 said:

      Yo momma is so fat that she uses Orion’s belt just to keep her pants on! BURRRRRRRN BITCH!
      Bow Chicka Wow Wow
      Yo momma is so fat that she needs 1/100000000000000 of a stripper pole just to dance around it bitch!Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to feed her with a slingshot! BITCH!

  5. 313
    tristan said:

      yo mommas sooooo stupid when she saw the yellow school she said STOP THAT TWINKE

  6. 314
    dreadsdreadsdreads said:

      aint none of you dumb bitches bringin any thing new you all WISH you was cold like king of yo mommas

  7. 315
    wicked clown said:

      yo momma is so fat you have to roll her in flower to find the wet spot

  8. 316
    wicked clown said:

      yo momma is so fat i put 2 quaters in her belly button and a snickers fell out her ass

  9. 317
    wicked clown said:

      yo mommas so fat she puts mayonaise on her tylenol
      yo momma is so nasty i knocked on her door and got aids
      yo mommas so ugly even a blind man wont hit it

  10. 318
    wicked clown said:

      yo momma is like a snickes black sticky and full of nuts too bad shes not guarenteed to satisfy

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    Jessica said:

      ALL OF YO MOMMAS are SO DAMN STUPID she stands UP on an EMPTY bus. XP

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