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863 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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  1. 23
    choochootrain said:

      poor “kingofyomommas” he`s got no life so he just keeps on going on here to challenge some NOOBS.oooo you`re so great.

  2. 24
    baby gurl said:

      yadontwannaknow how sad your future is biatch I King of Yo Mommas gaurantee that your little bitch ass will either be in jail or homeless within the next five years Yo Momma is a fat ass white biatch and yo daddy never met you and is in jail for sellin crack the joke of this whole situation is you suckaaaaaaaa!

  3. 25
    King of Yo Mommas said:

      Thats my nucka but baby gurl dont go tryin to claim that you r me I am the King of Yo Mommas I defend myself so get yo ass up in yo snilla and dont mess with mens business baby

  4. 26
    baby gurl said:

      My bad poppy I just cant stand these haters cause YOU FINE!

  5. 27
    baby gurl said:

      ey yo choo choooooo chooo choooo thats the nickname we had for yo momma when we ran a train on her ass

  6. 28
    king of Yo Mommas said:

      Im going to house your ass if youdont quit playin baby gurl I am the King Youjust sit back and watch gurl

  7. 29
    donnydonny said:

      if we all have too much time on our hands why r u on this site punk I keel you

  8. 30
    King of Yo Mommas said:

      HEY CHOO CHOO!
      My Life: hos hos hos hos hos hos and mo hos. Bank bank bank bank bank and mo bank education: BA, MA, PHD chemical engineering doctorate, membership at bearpath country club, payola to politicians, Mo HOs on speed dial and Mo bank!

      Your Life: drop out, GED, Nasty meth addiction, job in HVAC, livin in Yo Fat ASS MOmmas basement, xbox 360 to escape your problems , riding a stolen bicycle to work as a maintenance guy at the grocery store, dating a semi-retarded girl, WELLFARE CASSOROLE EVYNITE! and a little pee-pee.Yo Momma got a wooden leg with branches biatch!!!!!!!

  9. 31
    jason said:

      yo mommas teth are so yellow she spits out butter

  10. 32
    mousy said:

      lewis has a Squeaky voice

  11. 33
    mousy said:

      seymour has diggers and also and is a po

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