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863 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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  1. 375
    Leeshi said:

      Yo mamma is so lazy, the only push up she knows is in the freezer

  2. 376
    shit face said:

      yo momma is like a bowling ball. picked up, fingered, and thrown to the gutter!!!!!!

  3. 377
    shit face said:

      yo momma is like a bowling ball. picked up, fingered, and thrown to the gutter!!!!!!

  4. 378
    shit face said:

      yo momma is like a bowling ball. picked up, fingered, and thrown to the gutter!!!!!!

  5. 379
    shit face said:

      yo mommas like a meat wagon anyone can stick there meat in her

  6. 380
    shit face said:

      yo momma’s like a light switch a two-year old can turn her on

  7. 381
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid she had buttaches and shoved asprin up her butt

  8. 382
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupied she fell over the cord of the cordless phone

  9. 383
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she took a step she broke the Earth into billions of pieces
      burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

  10. 384
    King of Yo momma jokes said:

      Yo Momma So Fat When She Tripped I dident want to laugh but the ground was Crackin Up

      Yo momma so fat when she jumped Atlantic City came back

      Yo momma so skinny she has to do the matrix to take a shower

      Yo momma so fat when she turned fully around it was her birthday

      Yo Momma so Fat when she walked pass the TV i missed the whole season of Friends

      Yo momma so ugly she joined a ungly contest but they said “sorry no professional”

      Yo momma so ugly her grandma threw her out on the streets and they fined her for litering

      Yo momma so old when she tried to go back to collage there was no history class

      Yo momma so stupid she thought her birthday was happy New Years

      Yo momma so stupid she thought basket ball was base ball

      Yo mommas like a refridgerator everyone puts meat in her

      Yo momma so ugly when u look up “ugly” in the dictionary it shows a pic of her

      Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon the the super bowl game

      Yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a Parked Car

  11. 385
    cooki said:

      jack and jill wnet up a hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and boke his crown……..

      and turns out the hill was ur mother

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