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873 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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  1. 278
    you all suck said:

      yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one a time

  2. 277
    you all suck said:

      yo momma is so old when she was in school they didnt have history

  3. 276
    The REAL KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS!!IS BACK BIATCHES! said:

      Guess what hoooooos? d e hawn has been googling yo mommas again! You a grown ass man, why you still livin in yo fat ass mommas basement. dehawn I just sat here laughing for about ten minutes cause your so goddamn dumb I sucked you in!!!! Dummy you just spent a half hour of your life trying to make me mad and made yourself look the the pathetic never amount to anything fool you are. What’s dehaunes favorite song? Sing sing it baby gurl!! “workin at the car wash wo oo wo oo wo oo workin the car wash yeah!” Bottom line truth hurts. Daddy in the pen momma dumb ass fat white girl, future non-existant = dehawne. Re-read what you recently wrote it says an awful lot about the things you think about (or do) I just learned a lot about you d-bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks I’ll remember what you just told me about you for all of my servants out there it’s called P-S-Y-C-H-O-L-OG-Y. (no dehaun thats not a class you take to get your motorcycle permit.)Biatch

  4. 275
    you all suck said:

      yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

  5. 274
    you all suck said:

      yo momma is so fat it take two planes a bus and a train to get to her goodside

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