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855 Responses to “Jokes About Yo Momma For June 2007”

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    NotNoupstaura said:

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      Female vocal groups began to produce songs that mixed Doo-wop harmonies with Rhythm and Blues music. There’s not a single weak track among all that work, and there’s simply no question that they consistently broke new ground musically. Every track is enjoyable and was pretty easy for me to listen to from start to finish.

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    Actictuch said:

      I was trying to find Sympathy gift! But for some reason redirekted here!?

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    The King is a Bitchy lil Girl said:

      Yo the “king”… king of shit… I must agree wit yo there. You are comin up wit jokes yo momma had when she was gettin hit! You got nothin! you take otha peeps jokes call them your own and then say (high pitch voice)”oh! Im the king!! Bow down to the king of shit!” yo girlfriend so cheap i gave her a penny to hit it and she gave me change! Yo momma like wal-mart… open all day and night! Yo mama’s like an elevator - peeps go up and down on her all day! Yo Sista so damn Dyslexic when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of my Shoulders and gave me head!!! yo momma so flat she jealous of da wall bitch!
      The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’
      yo so nasty too - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating you out - he caught food poisining…
      ight bitch dont call yourself the king wit you weak bitch ass shit!!
      i know i aint da king but i better than yo white ass self!

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    King of yo mommas and crackin punks said:

      Hi this is the imoersonator. Well the old one. Seems like a nice person took over the job. Anyway just wanted to say to the king. 1:You Friggin Suck, and 2: I was not Josh or Deahun, Think back who else hates you.

      Oh and the new impersonator RULES. Probably Lil turk. YOu rule.

      KING SUX

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    jamal said:

      Yo momma so nasty the last time she got ass was when her finger slipped through the toilet paper

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    jamal said:

      Yo momma so stupid she goes to Popeyes to get spinach

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