546 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2008 Yo Mamasita Jokes”
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Post Yo Momma Joke Below
Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
Yo, momma is so stupid she take’s a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo, momma is so old that her social security number is 000-00-0001.
YOUR MAMA IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE BURPS HER TEETH DUCK.
YOUR MAMA IS SO SKINNY SHE CAN LOOK THREW A PEEP HOLE WITH BOTH EYES.
YOUR MAMA IS SO BLIND WHEN SHE LOOKS AT A MAP WITH HER GLASSES ON SHE CAN SEE PEOPLE WAVING.
YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY YOUR DAD TAKES HER TO WORK WITH HIM SO HE DONT HAVE TO KISS HER GOOD-BY
YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN HER MAMA DROPED HER OFF AT SCHOOL SHE GOT A TICKET FOR LITTERING
Your mom has elbow cleavage
Your momma is so fat her pant size is um um um bitch lose some weight! I know its a good joke.
yo mama so stupid she used a ruler to see how long she was slepping
yo mama so old when she was in school their was no history class
yo mama so fat she got 3 different sizes large extra large and OMG ITS COMEING
yo mama so stupid she through her son out the window and got arrested for littering