YOUR MAMA IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE BURPS HER TEETH DUCK.
YOUR MAMA IS SO SKINNY SHE CAN LOOK THREW A PEEP HOLE WITH BOTH EYES.
YOUR MAMA IS SO BLIND WHEN SHE LOOKS AT A MAP WITH HER GLASSES ON SHE CAN SEE PEOPLE WAVING.
YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY YOUR DAD TAKES HER TO WORK WITH HIM SO HE DONT HAVE TO KISS HER GOOD-BY
YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN HER MAMA DROPED HER OFF AT SCHOOL SHE GOT A TICKET FOR LITTERING
Posted: May 23rd, 2009
YOUR MAMA IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE BURPS HER TEETH DUCK.
YOUR MAMA IS SO SKINNY SHE CAN LOOK THREW A PEEP HOLE WITH BOTH EYES.
YOUR MAMA IS SO BLIND WHEN SHE LOOKS AT A MAP WITH HER GLASSES ON SHE CAN SEE PEOPLE WAVING.
YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY YOUR DAD TAKES HER TO WORK WITH HIM SO HE DONT HAVE TO KISS HER GOOD-BY
YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN HER MAMA DROPED HER OFF AT SCHOOL SHE GOT A TICKET FOR LITTERING
Posted: May 4th, 2009
Your mom has elbow cleavage
Posted: May 2nd, 2009
Your momma is so fat her pant size is um um um bitch lose some weight! I know its a good joke.
Posted: April 30th, 2009
yo mama so stupid she used a ruler to see how long she was slepping
Posted: April 30th, 2009
yo mama so old when she was in school their was no history class