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536 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2008 Yo Mamasita Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    your momma loves http://www.manlaws.net like she loves cake.



  2. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat shes overweight….OHHHHHHHHH! :)



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is such a hooker, her knickname is velcro.



  4. sam's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s soo fat her cearal bowel has a lifeguard!!! OHHHH



  5. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she was kicked out of an all you can eat buffet



  6. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when i egged her house she came out with a frying pan



  7. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she rented a book that tells you how to read



  8. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    this is a daddy joke…
    yo daddy’s so old when he jacks off DUST poofs out!!



  9. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she tried to sell money on ebay



  10. I's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor when i ask for milk she said “which one? left or right?



  11. Mattnlolnarty's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is soo hairy that when you were born, you came out with carpet burn !!!



  12. matti28160-GOBAM's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s minge is so hairy that when u were born u came out with carpetburns



  13. Mattnlolnarty's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she went to the beach, green peace tried to put her back in the sea!



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short u can see her feet on her lisence pic



  15. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    roses r red
    violots r blue
    wen yo mamma luks in da mirror
    she looks like mig mamma house 2



  16. ben tayor's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she makes the titanic look like a paddle boat



  17. Devun's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly, she went a ugly contest and they said sorry, no pros.



  18. keldricg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so slow it took her 10 min. to fix a backon sandwich



  19. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she walked past the tv I missed the whole season of my favorite show.



  20. YO MAMA LOVER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY THEY USE HER FACE TO KILL RATS AND ROACHES



  21. YO MAMA LOVER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE SEASON HER WATER WIT BACON BIT AND MAYONASSE



  22. YO MAMA LOVER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY IT LOOK LIKE SHE RAN FULL SPEED INTO A TREE AND THE TREE SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF HER



  23. YO MAMA LOVER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM IS SO UGLY IT LOOK LIKE SOME BODY SET HER FACE ON FIRE ANDD BEAT IT OUT WIT A RAKE



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so stupid she thinks Tupac shaukar is a jewish holiday



  25. mr.dudeanator's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly rice crispies won’t even talk to her



  26. mr.dudeanator's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  27. mr.dudeanator's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she thought she had to buy a token to get on the soul train



  28. giddy giddy goo's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so getto that kool aid comes out of her nipple!!

    your momma is so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make up her mind!!

    the thing different from your momma and a dog the dog is prettier!!!

    you mom is so dirty when she opened her mouth somebody said look at that trash can!!



  29. Skip's Momma Joke:

    you mama’s so fat her belt size is the size of the equater



  30. kungy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she gaets on a scale it says to be continued.



  31. kungy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she dont need to go anywhere shes everywhere



  32. kungy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck



  33. kungy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watch the couch



  34. kungy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she trips over a cordless phone



  35. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky!!!!!



  36. bobbylight's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she bends over the ocean to take a shit



  37. bobbylight's Momma Joke:

    kungy i cant say anythin about yo momma cause shes layin right next to me………………..in tha tub!!!!!



  38. Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale



  39. Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly, they renamed Halloween-Yo Mama Ween



  40. Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat that when she went on vacation to Tokyo, someone said,”Oh, here’s the 5th sumo wrestler.”



  41. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    how do you tell when yo momma [who is so fat] was there?
    when you see craters…



  42. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she uses the Mesa as a dinner table



  43. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat on the 4th of July when she seen the fireworks, she started biting at the air cuz she thought it was raining candy!



  44. partyboyncncncncncncnc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor i took a cardboard box from the alley and she said “gimme my house”



  45. yaszmiinnn--duhh's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping of the curb

    ya mommas theme song is ‘we are family, burger-king mcdonalds and me

    ya mommas house is so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside

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    moree-

    ya mommas so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples

    ya momma so poor i walked through the front door and triiped over the back yard fence

    ya mommas so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

    ya momma so fat if she walks to long she starts sweating cooking oil

    ya mommas so ugly she gets maced by rapist

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    yaszmiinnn–duhh said:
    Posted: July 4th, 2008

    keepin themm comingg-

    ya momma so poor she recycles tolit paper

    ya momma so dumb she called you a son-of-a-bitch

    ya momma so stupid she saw a sign that said wet cement,so she did

    Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she’d lose twice as much weight.

    ya momma so cheap she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant,to save water

    Yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side!

    Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    ya momma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks



  46. yaszmiinnn--duhh's Momma Joke:

    moree-

    ya mommas so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples

    ya momma so poor i walked through the front door and triiped over the back yard fence

    ya mommas so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

    ya momma so fat if she walks to long she starts sweating cooking oil

    ya mommas so ugly she gets maced by rapist



  47. yaszmiinnn--duhh's Momma Joke:

    keepin themm comingg-

    ya momma so poor she recycles tolit paper

    ya momma so dumb she called you a son-of-a-bitch

    ya momma so stupid she saw a sign that said wet cement,so she did

    Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she’d lose twice as much weight.

    ya momma so cheap she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant,to save water

    Yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side!

    Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    ya momma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks



  48. tony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she floats in the ocean spain declared her the new world



  49. tony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she steps on the scale she said One at a time please



  50. tony's Momma Joke:

    U IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!



  51. tony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  52. gwsgtq's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old that when you touch her back her tits fall off



  53. tony's Momma Joke:

    BITCH!!!!!!!!



  54. jokester's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly when she walked into the shower the water went ah ah



  55. jokester's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so gay she woke up with micheal jackson in her bed



  56. nick jc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale



  57. nick jc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her waist lines equater



  58. nick jc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly michael jackson turned her down



  59. Big D's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor, she put an X on a box and spin it and said “theres yo XBox 360″



  60. Big D's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black she make Flavor Flav Look Lightskinned



  61. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid… she took a fork to the superbowl



  62. yoyoyomomma's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so fat that she does not know how to speak in an African-American urban slang style.



  63. yoyoyomomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat i needed to roll twice to get off her!



  64. yoyoyomomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma b so fat by da tym she redz dis shiznik eet waz “yo momma z so fat”!!

    ooohhh!! buuurrnn bitch buurrn!~!



  65. yoyoyomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walk down the street people be like “oh god.. will you look at that” and she be all like “fo shizzle ma nizzle!” and that’s how fat she is.



  66. yoyoyomomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she wakes up theres a tzunami in India.



  67. yoyoyomomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy she got birds nesting in her beaver



  68. yoyoyomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she lost her keys in her belly bouton.



  69. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so crazy since she was so dark she tryed too eat her self because it took too long to get a chocl\ate bar from the fridge:)



  70. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma eats out dogs like she fingers her self:}



  71. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma aint your momma just a fat whore:)



  72. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s lip is so dry that when she drinks water yuo’ll be able to hear snap, crackle n pop



  73. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum so hairy she got mistaken for a wearfolf



  74. gbgdbndf's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay she is koyrul



  75. najhayy duuhh's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so poor she went to the store and aint have no change!!



  76. lily's Momma Joke:

    this isnt dat gud but ill write it down anywayz (i made it up miself)

    Yo momma so fat when the waiter gave her the whole menu she said ‘okay wheres the menu for the main course’
    (basically shes ordering everything for a starter
    and…
    Yo momma so dumb when the waiter gave her the menu she said ‘Is dis the starter’ and when the waiter nodded she started eating the paper

    Yo momma so Poor she couldnt even afford the Menu let alone any food



  77. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, even bill gates couldnt pay 4 her liposuction!



  78. jake's Momma Joke:

    i donno if u guys wil think this is funny cuz i made it up:)

    Yo mommas so fat, she fell out of a plane wearin red and every1’s like, Meteor!!!



  79. jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, it looks like she has a dress on when she’s naked (get it?!)



  80. big boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she has to eake up in sections!!!!!



  81. big boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, she has to wake up in sections!!! HAHA



  82. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma.He momma.She momma.My momma.



  83. mr.urmom's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch,burn!!!!!!



  84. mr.urmom's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat she sat on a sprint and made a razor,ooooooooohhhhhhhhh.



  85. mr.urmom's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.



  86. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly, her mother had to feed her with a slingshot



  87. jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, she needs a wheelbarrow to carry her stomach!

    (i made that one up:)



  88. ytune7mim67d6jjugmj7j776's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when her beeper ysn7yujs647s



  89. oj ronald's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so poor she eats cereal with a fork just to save money



  90. martin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i told it was chilly outside she went to go get a bowl!



  91. susie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she married yo daddy!



  92. psyron's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat that her nipples touch on her back

    your momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up

    your momma’s so ugly that she went to a haunted house and left with an application



  93. psyron's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat that she sat on a five pound note and made change



  94. psyron's Momma Joke:

    your momma has three tongues and she talks like this, like this , like this



  95. psyron's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so black that she has to get her tattoos done in chalk



  96. me's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and the bitch died



  97. me's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she ran track with dinosuars



  98. kilmer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat the doctor accedently jiggled her stomach and waited 2 years for it to stop



  99. kilmer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas lik new york cheap polluted and free to the public



  100. kilmer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor she cant afford to pay attention



  101. kilmer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  102. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy she speaks Ewok(if you dont know what Ewoks are, go to a movie rental place or buy Star wars movies)



  103. abram's Momma Joke:

    abdi



  104. b dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she walk into a haunted house and came back out with an aplacation



  105. b dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat it took me 2 buses and a train just to get on her good side



  106. andy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she couldn’t fit in Noah’s Ark



  107. carlito's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had more rappers through than an ipod



  108. poop's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she walked into a bar and said ouch



  109. DEVON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO PORE WHEN SHE WAS KICKING A CAN SOMEONE ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND SHE SAID MOVING!!



  110. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat, she didn`t fit in MYSPACE.



  111. yo people's Momma Joke:

    HEY PEOPLE IM YO AND YO PEOPLE JUST CHNGED NAME



  112. yo people's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO UGLY EVERY ONE LEFT EARTH!! ALL THE ONES I SAY R MADE UP



  113. yo people's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT HER BELT SIZE WAS THE MILKYWAY



  114. yo people's Momma Joke:

    CHEK THIS ONE OUT… YO MAMMA SO AFT NO ONE COULD EVER REACH THE EDGE OF HER BELT SIZE



  115. yo people's Momma Joke:

    I MEANT FAT SRRY PEOPLE



  116. yo people's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA FARTED SO LOUD SHE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE



  117. yo people's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS BRAETH IS SO BAD THE OCEAN GOT DRYED UP



  118. BRAGGERS N DEZ1!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    UUUUURRRRRRRR MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEERRRRRR!!!!!



  119. jherfewhk's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles!



  120. Double McSkinny (Banana Llama)'s Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat the only thing stopping her from going to subway is the door!! OHHH u want sum ice 4 that burn?



  121. Double McSkinny (Banana Llama)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund!



  122. mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  123. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Umm… When is the 4th season of Yo momma supposed to start?



  124. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat they took a picture of her feet and she couldnt identify them



  125. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she went to school with john mcain!!!!!!ooohhhhh



  126. Showstopper's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s face is so ugly it looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.



  127. paul's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gheto, when she breast feeds KOOL AID comes out!!



  128. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    now all of u can stop talking about momma’s because i just pimp one of your mamas



  129. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your mama so hairy that when she walked down the street that they thought she was bigfoot



  130. ur mama's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fatshe went 2 d ciniemas and sat next 2 ever1



  131. yo mom's master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stuipid she put a quarter in the parking meater waiting for the gum to come out



  132. yo mom's master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s house so small her wellcome mat says well



  133. yo mom's master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaso old when she brest feeds powder comes out



  134. yo mom's master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas mony



  135. yo mom's master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s teeth so yellow when she smiles she make’s trafic slow



  136. yo mom's master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she see’s a schoolbus go by she runn’s after it yelling TWINKY



  137. yo yo mama MASTER's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when i look at her all i see is garbage



  138. yo yo mama MASTER's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she made worldwar 2 seem like a preschool party!!



  139. yo yo mama MASTER's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she made other poor people look like GOD!!



  140. matt's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY WHEN UR DAD KICKED HER OUT THE HOUSE HE GOT ARESSTED FOR LITREING



  141. matt's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE HELPED GOD INVENT ADAM AND EVE



  142. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old people asked u is that your granny



  143. yoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!!! hahaha



  144. shorty619's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so some that she sold her car for gas money



  145. alexis pierce's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat she when she walked in front of my favorit show i missed the whole season



  146. madshawty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thinks ebay is a japanese rapper



  147. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I don’t like making jokes abou tyo momma i dont even know the guy!



  148. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you’ll neva b da man yo momma wz



  149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got looked in a supermarket and starved to death

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in a toilet and soiled herself

    yo momma so old she sat next to Jesus in 3rd grade



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she has to rent all the rooms



  151. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box

    yo momma so kind she pour seawater down her pants to keep her crabs alive

    yo momma so fat she went swimming and hawaii claimed her as an island

    yo momma so fat she wanted a water bed so they put a blanket over lake Titicaca

    yo momma so fat her boobs are in two different time zones



  152. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty when she sucked my dick she swallowed my sperm



  153. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty when i put my dick in her booty hole she let me nut in her booty hole



  154. sarah's Momma Joke:

    you mommas such an old sloopy drunk i thought she was David Hasselhoff



  155. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat we used her as a water blocker in the atlantic ocean so the water could not run out.



  156. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so horny that she licked her babies dick like a lollipop…OHHHH!!!!



  157. your mum's Momma Joke:

    ur momas so old she knew the burger king when he was still a prince



  158. MISTAH TEE's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her pant size was … … … BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT



  159. mickey mouse's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So old She Used to tell me how MR.CLEAN HAD A FRO’



  160. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT FAT ALBERT GOT JEALUS OOOOOOO



  161. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE BLOCK DA DOOR TO MCDONALDS



  162. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo MAMA SO UGLY MJACKSON GOT JEALUS!!!!!!!!!



  163. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE COUDNT LOOK AT HER TRAINER



  164. ya momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat … when she got on the back of a bus it did a wheelie all the way to town



  165. ya mummaster's Momma Joke:

    your momma soooooo fat… when she bounced on a trampoline she went into orbit



  166. ya mummaster's Momma Joke:

    everybody makes mistakes but the worst one ya mum made was giving birth to yooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH



  167. clareyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old, jesus was her babydaddy



  168. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy all she speaks i wookie ohhh!!!!



  169. squarehead's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so ugly she fell off the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, bounced on a trampoline and hit every branch on the way up!



  170. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that the only letters of the alphabet she knows is KFC



  171. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid that she sits on the tv and whatches the couch



  172. Chantelle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the zoo the gorillas sang “we are family”



  173. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s teeth are so yellow she put the sun out of business



  174. Mike Hunt's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so naughty she dropped her rubbish



  175. valeria z.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fa when her boyfriend calls her he gots to put her on threee way



  176. Loco's Momma Joke:

    Your moms sooooo stupid…. that she’s just…stupid



  177. Homie's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt, and said I got the POWER!



  178. dork's Momma Joke:

    In India, your momma would be worshiped.

    That’s cause they worship cows! Ohhhh! Burn!!!!!



  179. Bmoommmmaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she ran after a yellow school bus with white kids she yelled twinkie



  180. dork's Momma Joke:

    Ur so ugly yo momma had to tie a steak round ur neck just so the dog would play wit you.



  181. dork's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, I got lost tryin to walk round her



  182. Bmoommmmaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that when animal planet found her on the street they yelled ” the dodo bird is not extinct its here lol



  183. Mald's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor, she cried out of joy when I gave her a penny.



  184. Mald's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old that she sat behind jesus in the first grade.
    Yo mama is so old that she owes Jesus 5 bucks.



  185. Claire's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama hgo so many rolls, even the Pillsbury dough boy says “DAMN!!!”



  186. poop's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaa is so fat she orderd a my size meal at mc,donald and gave her the whole store



  187. bestatjokes's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s soo old when i tapped her on the back her tits fell off!!!! LMAO!



  188. bestatjokes's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so blind (and dumb) she put a patch on her eye!!! LOL!



  189. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a ho se is just like a boling ball people finger hir and put her back



  190. Wes and kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat it wasnt the iceburg that sunk the titanic, it was her



  191. NICK's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT MET BALLS R TOOTPASE FOR YO MOMMA



  192. kool kid's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly that if ugly was a crime she would get a life sentence



  193. shawzaw's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
    yo momma is like a door knob everybody gets a turn
    yo momma is so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice



  194. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so white, she makes mayo look brown!!!!



  195. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks, is wookie!!!



  196. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, her pant size is, bitch loose sum weight!!!



  197. natalie rose norman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty when she jumped in the water the water jumped out and said naw im cool with that



  198. MaNdY's Momma Joke:

    yo momma but is so big they couldn’t find the last chair she sat on.

    yo momma has more ass crac then a crack dealer

    yo momma is so ugly that she scared the shit out of the tolite

    yo momma has more chins than a chinease phonebook.



  199. CoReY MyErs's Momma Joke:

    Ur Momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped himself the nurse her ur grndparents the receptionist at the hospital martin luther king me oprah winfrey bill cosby elton john and my third grade teacher WAIT…… i screwed up i meant to say ur mom is so ugly that my eyes burn



  200. tbc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat shes fat! HAHA



  201. K.C's Momma Joke:

    you’re mum is sooo fat wen she got stuck in da door frame she started singing ‘i gotta get throgh dis ,i gotta get through dis.loool



  202. melissa's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so cheap she uses your chest hair to floss.



  203. melissa's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat when she tries to reach her toes she sings one way or another im gonna get it



  204. angry hobo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, wen she stepped on a scale they needed 2 invent a new number for her weight. (\_/)                                  ^.^                                 (”)(”)



  205. angry hobo's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that when she walk into a pet shop the guy who owns the place said where is your owner



  206. [i LuV Pie]'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly that she made freddy cruger look good



  207. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she invented a solar powered flashlight



  208. cortland's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ghetto she washes a paper plate



  209. myspace.com/caceresjr's Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so fat tha she was like the internet…..shes world wide



  210. Ben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, when she got hit by a semi-truck, he ran through her!

    Yo momma is so fat, when she put on her yellow raincoat, people called to her “Taxi!”.

    Yo momma is so fat and dumb, at KFC, when the cashier asked her “what do u like to order?”. She said “I would like the one with the big bucket on the roof!”.

    Yo momma is so fat, the all u can eat buffet have to put a speed bump to slow her down.



  211. its mother time's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she made an onion cry



  212. its mother time's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb when the weather man said it was gonna be chilly outside she got a bowl and spoon and ran outside



  213. its mother time's Momma Joke:

    yo mothers so fat god cant lift her spirt up



  214. tiwaen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she bought grade A eggs to make her feel smart



  215. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a whore when she coughed white stuff came out.



  216. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy people mistakened her for a wookie



  217. yomommaking's Momma Joke:

    ok,ok,lets not get on mommas cuz i jus got off of yours…..if u kno wan i mean



  218. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is WOOKIE!!



  219. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, I bet that her senior pictures were aerial views!



  220. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, even Sir Mix Alot decided he doesn’t like big butts, and he ain’t lying!!



  221. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, when she puts on a red dress and walks outside all the kids in the neighborhood yell, “Heeaaay!! Kool-AID!!”



  222. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, when she goes to the aquarium all the whales start singing, “We are family!!”



  223. yo momma said that she said's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she spits all i ever see is chewed up cake.



  224. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, her pant’s size is umm… umm… BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!



  225. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family!



  226. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, when God said let there be light, he told your momma to move.



  227. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, that when she fell in love, she broke it.



  228. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, when she wore heels to her date, she came back with sandals.



  229. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, she eats wheat thicks.



  230. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, if you climb on top of her, your ears will pop!



  231. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.



  232. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, her legs are just like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!



  233. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!



  234. Jigga man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly we use her picture to chase away the flies



  235. Niggro of tha north's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she put the boogieman outta buisness



  236. annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she knew burger king when he was a prince



  237. Twiddle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat when aliens came to Earth they thought she was a country and landed their UFO on her.



  238. Twiddle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she can walk through walls whether shes a ghost or not.



  239. Twiddle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat when she farted she got sued for global warming.



  240. Twiddle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so old she remembers the last thing Jesus said on the cross before he died was “Why’d they have to put a nail through my dick?”



  241. batista da destroyer's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so old, when i told her to act her age she died



  242. Eric's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she got ran over by an 18 wheeler a
    18 wheller and she said who threw that rock.



  243. Dave's Momma Joke:

    yo sista is so poor she goes shopping for food stamps



  244. Dave's Momma Joke:

    EAT MY POO EVERYONE



  245. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she masterbates thru a cookbook



  246. Twiddle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat I’m glad she’s yo mama.



  247. Twiddle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so thin yo papa uses her as a backscratcher in the bath.



  248. Twiddle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so dumb she likes this website even though it insults her.



  249. Twiddle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so dumb she put a for sale sign on Ebay.



  250. al's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she thought a quaterback was a refund



  251. YO MOMMA'S NAME, FOOL's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma’s SO fat, she sat on the rainbow, and SKITTLES popped out!!!!



  252. Your Mother's Name, Imbicile's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so obese, she stepped upon a one dollar bill, and one hundred pennies popped out. Exactly one hundred pennies popped out.

    Suck on that one, female canines.

    OH.



  253. tim ayers's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and old she lifted her tit and a pilgram fell out



  254. tim ayers's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she saw a yellow bus with a bunch of white kids she yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!!!!



  255. tim ayers's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly we had to strap a pork chop to her back to get the dogs to play with her



  256. Gemma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas likea door knob, everyone gets a turnnn :L:L



  257. qwerty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid and fat she brought a spoon to the superbowl an poured milk onto it



  258. cole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her pant size is um! bitcth lose some weight



  259. BRANDON's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO DIRTY WHEN SHE GOT BAPTISED THE PEOPLE SAID WASH HER BODY,CLEAN HER BODY , BLEACH HER BODY.



  260. MommaMasta's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she walks outside in a red dress people yell ” Hey KOOL-AID “



  261. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she took a step and ended up in Mars.



  262. i kick ass's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so skinny u kan see her farts koming



  263. BRANDON's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so musty she made the titanic rusty.



  264. danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so cheezy she maired lil weezee



  265. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she get it with a cat



  266. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she get it with a kat



  267. bman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she get it with a kat



  268. maria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she gave birth to a baby and it said dam u ugly



  269. kelly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she use a mattres as a maxipad.



  270. Dalton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a mini van she’s just full of mexicans.



  271. Dalton's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a mini van mexicans are welcome to go and leaveany time.



  272. abrynaa's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that her nick was DAMN!



  273. abrynaa's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that instead of caring pictures in her wallet she had to carry posters



  274. abrynaa's Momma Joke:

    that i freaked her anyways loll



  275. anjahna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black they thought she was on crack



  276. kelly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she had a baby the baby said dame get me out of here.



  277. fruitymunstoer's Momma Joke:

    you mamas so old most of her jokes ere from the old testimate



  278. baballoo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stared at a gallon of orange juice for 3 weeks because it was concentrate



  279. cheerchick's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles fell out



  280. deandre's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a village bicycle everybody had a ride



  281. deandre's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks, she blows, and she gets layed in the closet



  282. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid and fat she come over my house to eat and thought the plastic grapes were her appitizer



  283. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got a job at the zoo posing as an elephant



  284. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she aint never rode a bicycle, she has a motorcycle with a bench seat



  285. mr.L.O.L.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i was sitting on da couch watching jerry springer wen she walked pass da tv i missed the whole show



  286. king man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she o jesus 25 cent



  287. mommo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she bought a mouse to kill cats



  288. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she went in she couldn’t come out



  289. Jiordyn's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat when she was sunbathing at the beach everyone came up with buckets of water yelling save the whale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  290. Jiordyn's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so dumb she tried to drown the gold fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  291. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she looked in the window and got arrested for mooning



  292. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so phat that if she fell outa da sky there would be no where to run



  293. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she won a cannon ball contest just for showing up,



  294. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she holds a world record for most pounds never lost



  295. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to have a midget wipe her ass



  296. NC2008's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, the cellulite in her legs looks like craters on a moon.



  297. jj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she turns around we have a welcome back party



  298. call me 0404182696's Momma Joke:

    plz call me ill give u 69!



  299. call me 0404182696's Momma Joke:

    my dicks so long i could turkey slap u from mars



  300. call me on 0404182696's Momma Joke:

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  301. .......'s Momma Joke:

    we’ll call u ;-D



  302. ^ lolz's Momma Joke:

    dude you probably don’t have a girlfriend and are so desperate that you wanna hook up with people over the internet… on a your mama website.
    Sheesh. go on myspace. o________O



  303. raven's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOSE 2 AN ALL U CAN EAT BUFFET THEY HAVE 2 INSATALL SPEED BUMPS!!OHHHHH WAIT ONE MORE….YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY THAT WHEN SHE WENT 2 WAIT WATCHERS EVERBODY YELLED “GET UR FAT ASS OUTTA HER”.



  304. ANNOYMUSSS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so nasty, hairy, dirty, ect. that even an illegal mexican wouldnt jump that border.
    OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! BURRRRRRNN!!!!!1



  305. Darkneszz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is fat she triipped over walmart and k-mart and landed on target



  306. bayliner's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she sees a schoolbus full of white kids she yells TWINKIE



  307. bayliner's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid when she eats cheerios for breakfast she tries to spell her name



  308. bayliner's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid that she mistaked an oreo for michael jackson



  309. bayliner's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old every time she breast feed dust comes out



  310. bayliner's Momma Joke:

    soory i messed up your mammas so fat everytime she sees a school bus full of white kids she yells stop the twinkie mobile



  311. yo momas so fat...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat she makes the titanic look like a tinny ohhh ohhh



  312. im_so_awesome~'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooooooo trifelin, not even an illegal mexican would jump her border!!!!
    OHHHHHHHHHHH!! BURN!!!! SIZZLE!!!!!
    U GOT SERVED!!!
    by the way, i made this one up!!



  313. Trevious Hill's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR SHE BOUNCES FOOD STAMPS.
    YO MAMMA SO POOR BURGLARS BREAK IN HER HOUSE AND LEAVE MONEY..
    YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW WHEN SHE SMILE THE TRAFFIC SLOW DOWN..
    YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW I CAN USE THAT BUTTER ON MY TOAST.



  314. your mother's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when the door bell rang she opened the microwave



  315. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up



  316. Yo'mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped out skittles.



  317. Yo'mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she married a ding dong.



  318. someone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy that the only language she speaks is wookie



  319. chelsea's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so hairy she can walk down the st wiht no clothes on



  320. tomas's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise bitch



  321. ben's Momma Joke:

    your brother is so gay licks having sex with michel jakson



  322. da_man98@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    ….



  323. lol's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so skinny i use her as my toothpick



  324. Susanne's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, even burger king and mac donald can’t feed her



  325. the master's Momma Joke:

    your dad is as straight as a rounabout



  326. by jordan radich's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is damb hairy she makes a ape look baldey



  327. best's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly, bigfoot broke up with her.



  328. Yo mom soooo fat if she farted today it wnt cum out til next week's Momma Joke:

    Nate



  329. donte claytor's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat that i have to do like the song to get her through the door so i got to kick push kick push coast



  330. luaren's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she goes mooooooooo



  331. alen's Momma Joke:

    ma mom is sooo ugly she made me cry



  332. ME!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soooo nasty when you asked what’s for dinner she sat on the table and opened her legs and said crabs



  333. chris james's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and scale said b continued



  334. wiwiwiwi's Momma Joke:

    im horny



  335. da popo ho's Momma Joke:

    your mamas go da most hairiest fanny, it looks like shes got bob marley in a tombstone!



  336. sgsju's Momma Joke:

    ya mumma is so shit

    ya mumma is so fat when she walks across the street cars swerve and miss and run out of petrol.



  337. sgsju's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma so ugly ya dad has to get stoned just to ask her to change the channel

    i just had ya mum then and she was the best =)

    um ya dog aint half bad either



  338. jai lynch's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma so ugly ya dad has to get stoned just to ask her to change the channel

    i just had ya mum then and she was the best =)

    um ya dog aint half bad either



  339. jai lynch's Momma Joke:

    im such a good sexman i have to use glad wrap for condoms

    2+2= vagina

    my love is like lightning ,it makes girls pregnant



  340. heidi cormie's Momma Joke:

    lllllllllllloooooooooooooooollllllllllllloooooooooooooooollllllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    heidi loves sex



  341. tosty's Momma Joke:

    yo mommo is so old she still owes jessus 3 bucks



  342. tosty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she sat behind jessus in the third grade AKA wat now



  343. Oscar's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she throw a rock to the ground and she missed



  344. koke kings's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black wen she went to night skl they signed her absent



  345. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that she went a clippers game she stood up at half time asking yo when am i going to get my damn haircut



  346. burn king o' yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so thin she can grate cheese on her ribs!!



  347. burn king o' yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she robbed the bank they turned off the surveilance camera’s



  348. burn king o' yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test



  349. burn king o' yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”



  350. burn king o' yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly they filmed “gorilla’s in the mist” in her shower!! OOOHHH burn!!!



  351. burn king o' yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly….look at you



  352. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit with a cup and said she got muged



  353. mr.dub's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a nascar driver ..she burns 50 rubbers a day



  354. mr.dub's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat …she has to iron her pants in the driveway with a steamroller



  355. Madison's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat when she had open heart surgery, the doctors found backon bits in her blood! OOOOHHHHH!!!! WHAT NOW!!



  356. yougly-azzmamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Oh, @#$%!!



  357. Trent Hadley's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat jubba the hut says D$M@



  358. that guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a brick, flat on four sides and gets laid by mexicans OOHHHHH :)



  359. Butehy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her blood type is DRO-Dorittos! Got served BOY



  360. Butehy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her blood type is DRO-Dorittos!



  361. you mum's Momma Joke:

    you mum sucked alex preece



  362. you mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum sucked ben primes nort



  363. kendoski's Momma Joke:

    when god said he dont like ugly yo mama died`



  364. awesome sexy guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she drowned in a wave during a football game!!!! OHHHHHH!!!



  365. awesome sexy guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short she fell off the sidewalk and died!!!



  366. Jordan Mitchell's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she beach and gets into the water the whales come and sing We are family all my sisters and me! Oooooooooooh!



  367. Jordan Mitchell's Momma Joke:

    You momma so fat that when she goes in the water the whales come and sing We are family, all my sisters brothers and me! Oooooh!



  368. colombainprincess!'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE LAYED DOWN ON THE BEACH AND EVERYONE YELLED HOLY SHIT ITS SHAMOO



  369. COLOMBIANPRINCESS!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat then wen she walked outside with a yellow raincoat on everyone yelled TAXIII



  370. ColombianPrincess!'s Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she jumped into the water she split it like moses !



  371. timothy singh's Momma Joke:

    ur momas house is that dirty had 2 wipe my feet when i left



  372. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind



  373. spiderman's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas acurracy so bad she couldnt hit water if she fell out of a boat



  374. FATBOY's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like BK u can have her ur way



  375. FATBOY's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought a microphone wuz a ice cream cone



  376. FATBOY&CRIS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so tall she try to do a back flip but she kick jeuse



  377. cracker says's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soooo stupid that she posts yo mama jokes on this site and cant spell any of the words, oh thats just like all of you fools.



  378. cracker says's Momma Joke:

    Oh sorry i melt yo mama wong , i b sowy playaz.



  379. cracker says's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so smart she fights crime by haveing an abortion



  380. cracker says's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black when one of you fools shoots at her the bullit has to go back and get a flash light

    yo mama is so nasty that she has to eat water mellon with no pantes on to keep the flys from landing on it.

    Yo mama speaks ebonics so bad that fee fy foo- fee fy foo fum is how she says her phone number



  381. cracker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she walks her legs parden each other



  382. Mohammed's Momma Joke:

    Yo Daddy so old he was king arthurs squire



  383. Mohammed's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so ugly when she tries to pull an ugly face a nice face comes out



  384. Mohammed's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old and fat that just when God was about to create the world she squashed it within 1 sec



  385. cracker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she must of made up those last three jokes. ‘389.390.391.



  386. cracker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hard up she must have posted comment #306



  387. girlplz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her waist is the size of an equator



  388. Lil' Scrappy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is sooo0 fat! that when she goes outside people go inside! hahaha dont try and copy ok



  389. Lil' Scrappy's Momma Joke:

    y0 mamma is soooooo0 short! that she can do a backflip.. under the bed! oohh shit dont try and copy ok



  390. Lil' Scrappy's Momma Joke:

    Not even a joke! Your momma is so dumb that she starved to death in a restaurant! oooo0h shit! dont even try and copy ok



  391. Lil' Scrappy's Momma Joke:

    Operator ur soo dumb u dont post my stuff PPOOOP DOGG oooh shit dont even try and copy it OPERATOR



  392. udevel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she fell everybody thought it was a earthquake!!!!!!



  393. a. bake's Momma Joke:

    your moms is so fat she has her own orbit lala very nice



  394. a. bake's Momma Joke:

    your mom give good dome



  395. a. bake's Momma Joke:

    Not even a joke! Your momma is so dumb that she starved to death in a restaurant! oooo0h that shit just happend



  396. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama s so stupid she gave birth to you



  397. Abdul Azeem's Momma Joke:

    your dad is so stupid he gave birth to you



  398. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yor mammas armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got a hippie in a headlock



  399. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is just plain fat



  400. killer dude's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat i had sex with that bitch and rolled over 2000 times and i was still on her



  401. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so bi that when its christmas she says ho ho ho! and can’t stop saying it haha!!



  402. jacob's Momma Joke:

    Yo MAMA so stupid that she didnt want a sprint phone because she wuold get tired



  403. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma’s so ugly is was Halloween and it was parent’s day and they said hey no masks and she said this isnt my mask and they kicked her out!!



  404. rocker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her belt is the equater



  405. John Jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow ” I can’t believe it’s not butter”



  406. J DOG BI OTCH's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when god said let there be light, he told her to move her fat ass over



  407. ThugLife's Momma Joke:

    jake is so ugly i heard that on Halloween he have to trick or treat over the phone!



  408. ThugLife's Momma Joke:

    jake is so ugly he went inside a hunted house and came out with a pay check certificate.



  409. marvin merritt's Momma Joke:

    you are so pore that i was ride n yo skateboard and yo momma said get off the family car.



  410. you got served's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so cheap i gave her a penny for sex and she gave me change



  411. yomama08's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who threw that rock?”



  412. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mma is so ugly so fat so greasy so stupid wen she met god he had to press the big boom buttin



  413. skyler's Momma Joke:

    when some one says a momma joke say will at lest i have a mom all u have is two dads and a test tube



  414. skyler yomommasofat's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat they could not take a pic of her they had to make a poster



  415. jazmine's Momma Joke:

    ??yo your mama so flta that she was jelous of a piece of paper!?



  416. jazmine's Momma Joke:

    ?your mama so stupied that she tried to pluge in the headphones she pluge it on her haed!?



  417. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor her family has to eat cornflakes with a fork to save milk



  418. Lisa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she puts her glasses on the other side of her head



  419. "Yo Mama"'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got baptiesed at sea world



  420. vic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she tripped over california and caused an eartquake in the Midwest



  421. OJ from ngsc's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is so ugly when she went to the zoo, the zookeeper said get back in your cage



  422. jes's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, it took three bulldozers, two cranes, and a wrecking ball to get her out oof bed



  423. iron man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor, she makes hoboes look like Bill Gates.



  424. homie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid, she brought a spoon 2 the super bowl.

    yea dats right.

    but i still got her in bed last night. her tits r so nice!
    sex=fun 4 all. especially me
    (sorry bout da love stains)



  425. homie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she went in the ocean, da whales started singing

    WE R FAMILY!!!! EVEN THOUGH YO FATTA DEN ME!!!!!!

    OOOOOOOWWWWNNNNNAAAAAGGGGGEEEE!!!!!!!!



  426. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a toilet white round and sells like shit



  427. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a toilet white round and smells like SHIT



  428. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited half
    an hour for a gumball.



  429. shanerbi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.



  430. trayqaun cooper's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly the frog jump out the man and said how u doin



  431. trayqaun cooper's Momma Joke:

    yo so ugly u suck my dick



  432. hazaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got afro’s in her boobs!



  433. hazaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  434. hazaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when i told her christmas was around the corner she went lookin



  435. hazaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please



  436. hazaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she couldnt afford to pay attention



  437. jman 1234's Momma Joke:

    if looks could kill yo momma wold be a mass murderer



  438. ooooh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny that when she got off the curb, she commited suiside.



  439. ukno's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so dumb that she thought all dese jokes were funny…ha ha ha hilarious aint it..



  440. ooooohhh what's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat and gressy you use her for a slip and slide



  441. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so small that she ran into a toy and said its godzilla



  442. ooooohhh what's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat NASA had to orbit a satellite around her



  443. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so gressy she uses bacon for a bamdad



  444. iamfatass's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dum she got kicked out of the m&m factory for throwing away the Ws



  445. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID



  446. jazzy jazz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a “Happy Meal” small, cheap and greasy.



  447. June's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama like a vacuum she sucks blows and gets stuffed in the closet



  448. nightc1120's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat i seen a shadow of her and though it was meat balls with legs



  449. Makayla's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat she went to the beach and the whales were singing”WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THEN BE YEAH YEAH YEAH”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



  450. STUPID's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″



  451. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow she drunk water and it turned to lemonade



  452. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat god said let there be light and she moved out the way



  453. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she set in front of moses in the third grade



  454. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was gang banging with jesus



  455. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she put the buggie man out of bizzness



  456. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the buggieman jump out to scare her and screamed



  457. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you moma so ugly, she look in the mirror and her ‘own’ reflection ran away!

    yo mom so fat, she jump in a pool and the water got out and said, “i’ll wait my turn”

    you mom so stupid she got hit by a buss and said, “who threw that twinky!?”

    lmfao those are almost my best ones



  458. Yo mama so big her picture heavy's Momma Joke:

    Jeff



  459. There is so many people livin in yo mama house they sleep on shifts's Momma Joke:

    Jeff (p town all day)



  460. watevr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that after she was born her mom was like ” what a treasure.”
    and the dad said ” yeah lets go bury it.



  461. watevr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale



  462. watevr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that she made blind kids cry!



  463. sebas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy they fired chewbaca bacause of her!!!!!!!!



  464. fabio's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT, dat she became famous by being in the
    movie FAT AND THE FURIOUS!!!!!!



  465. Gangster's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw



  466. Gangster's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a stamp, she gets licked, she gets stuck, and then she gets sent away.



  467. i's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her belt size is Bitch Loose Some Weight!!!



  468. thatswatshe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly and fat shes the yo momma in yo momma jokes!!!



  469. you's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she has dates still in her since 1901!



  470. said's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her stretch marks read to be continue!!!!



  471. ene's Momma Joke:

    your mother is sooo ugly that donald trump fired her from yo momma jokes!!!!!!! hahaha no rent this month



  472. funny shit's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she stuck her head out of the car and a cop said mam please put your dogs ass back in the car.



  473. dha one and only's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dat she jog around the tv twice and missed 47 episodes



  474. Ty Turner's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone…. dat waz on da table!



  475. Jessie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb, she got locked in Food lion and died of starvation…..



  476. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when she looked outside she got arrested for mooning.



  477. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    aeesha loves yo mama jokes



  478. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    rita loves aeesha and yo mama jokes



  479. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    juan torres



  480. weezy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly, that when she goes into a bank they turn off the security cameras.



  481. laqwesha's Momma Joke:

    your momma soo old she farts dust and pisses rust……



  482. steven's Momma Joke:

    Yo MAMA SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO fat that it took me 3 planes, 17 buses,3 boats,and a 3 hour car ride just to get to her left boob



  483. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid , she tried to put skittles in aphabetical order… * (:



  484. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid , she tried to put skittles in aphabetical order… * (:



  485. Chupalacabra's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy that when you where born you almost died of rugburn.



  486. Chupalacabra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch.



  487. Chupalacabra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that she made the onions cry.



  488. Chupalacabra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.



  489. Chupalacabra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she sat on the skittle rainbow it broke.



  490. Chupalacabra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she had to get baptised at seaworld.



  491. kevin joc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the had to feed her with a sling shot wen she was small



  492. Syke One Goons's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a doorhandle every body gets a turn



  493. Syke One Goons's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so dumb she stared at the orange juice box for 20 mins. b/c it said concentrate

    your mom is like a clap on light i clap my hads and get service……

    tell your mom to stop cahnging her lipstick color b/c i got a rainbow on my dick



  494. matt and simon's Momma Joke:

    yo moms like a gum ball machine, 25 cents a blow



  495. Kayla's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fake she makes Barbie look real.



  496. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black,that she can left her fingerprints on a charcoal



  497. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black,that she can left her fingerprints on a charcoal



  498. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama hand is so small,that she cant clap her hands



  499. peace out's Momma Joke:

    all these jokes suck except 4 mine!!!!0

    yo mommas so fat her bathtub has stretch marks!!!!!!!!!!

    ooooooooo beat that suckas!



  500. Bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, she thinks pop culture is a religion!



  501. Bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy and fat that she gets mistaken for King Kong!



  502. Bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she put on a green swim suit and people in India thought she was Godzilla!



  503. Bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus $3!!



  504. Bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat shes bigger than Bailey!



  505. Bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so Chinese shes an idiot!



  506. Bill's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so Indian she likes Obama!



  507. Lanah's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so poor, you tried to take one of her paper plates and she said get off my fine china!



  508. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died



  509. oscarcvs@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    your mama so strong she could garggle peanut butter



  510. oscarcvs@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb, when i was walking down the street i saw her screaming at a mailbox. And i asked her “What are you doing?” she said ” Im just leaving a voicemail”



  511. oscarcvs@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old when she went to school there was no history



  512. oscarcvs@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    email me please guy or girl over the age of thirteen thanks



  513. shaniqua's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat tht when god said let there be light, he said “move your old ass over!”



  514. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid that she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch.



  515. monknickbebe@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.



  516. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb that when she saw the cherry kool aid in the fridge, she thought a vampire lived in their basement.



  517. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that wen she saw a the country america she said, STOP THAT COOKIE SHAPED LIKE AN ANIMAL,ITS GREEN!



  518. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb, that when she wanted an xbox 360 she wrote “x 360″ on a box. (and that wasnt a typing error)



  519. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought the pee in the toilet was lemonade



  520. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb that when she found the toilet plunger on a rainy day, she thought it was an umbrella



  521. DJ WHOO KID's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she cant even do the booty clap :))))



  522. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car



  523. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car



  524. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she saw pasion of the christ live



  525. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old i said stop acting your age and she died



  526. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she left her purse on nohas ark



  527. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she through her son out the window and got arrested for littering



  528. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got 3 different sizes large extra large and OMG ITS COMEING



  529. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when she was in school their was no history class



  530. austin martinez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she used a ruler to see how long she was slepping



  531. Bianca's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat her pant size is um um um bitch lose some weight! I know its a good joke.



  532. Joshifus's Momma Joke:

    Your mom has elbow cleavage



  533. CRACKER's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO NASTY THAT WHEN SHE BURPS HER TEETH DUCK.
    YOUR MAMA IS SO SKINNY SHE CAN LOOK THREW A PEEP HOLE WITH BOTH EYES.
    YOUR MAMA IS SO BLIND WHEN SHE LOOKS AT A MAP WITH HER GLASSES ON SHE CAN SEE PEOPLE WAVING.
    YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY YOUR DAD TAKES HER TO WORK WITH HIM SO HE DONT HAVE TO KISS HER GOOD-BY
    YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN HER MAMA DROPED HER OFF AT SCHOOL SHE GOT A TICKET FOR LITTERING



  534. Jay Jay's Momma Joke:

    Yo, momma is so old that her social security number is 000-00-0001.



  535. Jay Jay's Momma Joke:

    Yo, momma is so stupid she take’s a spoon to the super bowl.



  536. scamer beware-chris healy is his name's Momma Joke:

    beware of this guy his name chris healy his ph no is 0404182696 he is nothing but an internet scamer

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