536 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2008 Yo Mamasita Jokes”
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Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
your momma’s so black that she has to get her tattoos done in chalk
Tweetyour momma has three tongues and she talks like this, like this , like this
Tweetyour momma’s so fat that she sat on a five pound note and made change
Tweetyour momma’s so fat that her nipples touch on her back
your momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
your momma’s so ugly that she went to a haunted house and left with an application
Tweetyo momma’s so stupid she married yo daddy!
Tweetyo mama so fat i told it was chilly outside she went to go get a bowl!
Tweetyo momma’s so poor she eats cereal with a fork just to save money
Tweetyo mama so fat when her beeper ysn7yujs647s
TweetYo mommas so fat, she needs a wheelbarrow to carry her stomach!
(i made that one up:)
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