546 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2008 Yo Mamasita Jokes”
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Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and the bitch died
your momma’s so black that she has to get her tattoos done in chalk
your momma has three tongues and she talks like this, like this , like this
your momma’s so fat that she sat on a five pound note and made change
your momma’s so fat that her nipples touch on her back
your momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
your momma’s so ugly that she went to a haunted house and left with an application
yo momma’s so stupid she married yo daddy!
yo mama so fat i told it was chilly outside she went to go get a bowl!
yo momma’s so poor she eats cereal with a fork just to save money
yo mama so fat when her beeper ysn7yujs647s