536 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2008 Yo Mamasita Jokes”
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Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
Yo mama so fat her pant size was … … … BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT
Tweetur momas so old she knew the burger king when he was still a prince
Tweetyo mommas so horny that she licked her babies dick like a lollipop…OHHHH!!!!
Tweetyo mommas so fat we used her as a water blocker in the atlantic ocean so the water could not run out.
Tweetyou mommas such an old sloopy drunk i thought she was David Hasselhoff
Tweetyo momma so nasty when i put my dick in her booty hole she let me nut in her booty hole
Tweetyo momma so nasty when she sucked my dick she swallowed my sperm
Tweetyo momma so fat she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box
yo momma so kind she pour seawater down her pants to keep her crabs alive
yo momma so fat she went swimming and hawaii claimed her as an island
yo momma so fat she wanted a water bed so they put a blanket over lake Titicaca
yo momma so fat her boobs are in two different time zones
Tweetyo momma is so fat she has to rent all the rooms
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