536 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2008 Yo Mamasita Jokes”
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Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
Yo mama hgo so many rolls, even the Pillsbury dough boy says “DAMN!!!”
TweetYo mama is so old that she sat behind jesus in the first grade.
TweetYo mama is so old that she owes Jesus 5 bucks.
Yo momma is so poor, she cried out of joy when I gave her a penny.
Tweetyo momma is so old that when animal planet found her on the street they yelled ” the dodo bird is not extinct its here lol
TweetYo momma so fat, I got lost tryin to walk round her
TweetUr so ugly yo momma had to tie a steak round ur neck just so the dog would play wit you.
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she ran after a yellow school bus with white kids she yelled twinkie
TweetIn India, your momma would be worshiped.
That’s cause they worship cows! Ohhhh! Burn!!!!!
TweetYour mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt, and said I got the POWER!
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