536 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2008 Yo Mamasita Jokes”
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Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
ur mum is so fat when she tries to reach her toes she sings one way or another im gonna get it
Tweetyour momma is so cheap she uses your chest hair to floss.
Tweetyou’re mum is sooo fat wen she got stuck in da door frame she started singing ‘i gotta get throgh dis ,i gotta get through dis.loool
Tweetyo mama so fat shes fat! HAHA
TweetUr Momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped himself the nurse her ur grndparents the receptionist at the hospital martin luther king me oprah winfrey bill cosby elton john and my third grade teacher WAIT…… i screwed up i meant to say ur mom is so ugly that my eyes burn
Tweetyo momma but is so big they couldn’t find the last chair she sat on.
yo momma has more ass crac then a crack dealer
yo momma is so ugly that she scared the shit out of the tolite
yo momma has more chins than a chinease phonebook.
Tweetyo momma so dirty when she jumped in the water the water jumped out and said naw im cool with that
Tweetyo mama so fat, her pant size is, bitch loose sum weight!!!
Tweetyo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks, is wookie!!!
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