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Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
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Tweetyo mama so stupid when she steps on the scale she said One at a time please
Tweetyo mama so fat when she floats in the ocean spain declared her the new world
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ya momma so poor she recycles tolit paper
ya momma so dumb she called you a son-of-a-bitch
ya momma so stupid she saw a sign that said wet cement,so she did
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she’d lose twice as much weight.
ya momma so cheap she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant,to save water
Yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side!
Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
ya momma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks
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ya mommas so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples
ya momma so poor i walked through the front door and triiped over the back yard fence
ya mommas so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon
ya momma so fat if she walks to long she starts sweating cooking oil
ya mommas so ugly she gets maced by rapist
Tweetya momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping of the curb
ya mommas theme song is ‘we are family, burger-king mcdonalds and me
ya mommas house is so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside
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ya mommas so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples
ya momma so poor i walked through the front door and triiped over the back yard fence
ya mommas so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon
ya momma so fat if she walks to long she starts sweating cooking oil
ya mommas so ugly she gets maced by rapist
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yaszmiinnn–duhh said:
Posted: July 4th, 2008
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ya momma so poor she recycles tolit paper
ya momma so dumb she called you a son-of-a-bitch
ya momma so stupid she saw a sign that said wet cement,so she did
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she’d lose twice as much weight.
ya momma so cheap she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant,to save water
Yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side!
Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
ya momma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks
Tweetyo momma is so poor i took a cardboard box from the alley and she said “gimme my house”
Tweetyo momma’s so fat on the 4th of July when she seen the fireworks, she started biting at the air cuz she thought it was raining candy!
Tweetyo momma’s so fat she uses the Mesa as a dinner table
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