546 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2008 Yo Mamasita Jokes”
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Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
your momma is so crazy since she was so dark she tryed too eat her self because it took too long to get a chocl\ate bar from the fridge:)
yo mama so fat she lost her keys in her belly bouton.
Yo mama so hairy she got birds nesting in her beaver
Yo mama so fat when she wakes up theres a tzunami in India.
yo momma so fat when she walk down the street people be like “oh god.. will you look at that” and she be all like “fo shizzle ma nizzle!” and that’s how fat she is.
Yo momma b so fat by da tym she redz dis shiznik eet waz “yo momma z so fat”!!
ooohhh!! buuurrnn bitch buurrn!~!
Yo momma so fat i needed to roll twice to get off her!
Your mother is so fat that she does not know how to speak in an African-American urban slang style.
yo momma so stupid… she took a fork to the superbowl