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536 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2008 Yo Mamasita Jokes”

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  1. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, even bill gates couldnt pay 4 her liposuction!



  2. lily's Momma Joke:

    this isnt dat gud but ill write it down anywayz (i made it up miself)

    Yo momma so fat when the waiter gave her the whole menu she said ‘okay wheres the menu for the main course’
    (basically shes ordering everything for a starter
    and…
    Yo momma so dumb when the waiter gave her the menu she said ‘Is dis the starter’ and when the waiter nodded she started eating the paper

    Yo momma so Poor she couldnt even afford the Menu let alone any food



  3. najhayy duuhh's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so poor she went to the store and aint have no change!!



  4. gbgdbndf's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay she is koyrul



  5. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum so hairy she got mistaken for a wearfolf



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s lip is so dry that when she drinks water yuo’ll be able to hear snap, crackle n pop



  7. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma aint your momma just a fat whore:)



  8. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma eats out dogs like she fingers her self:}



  9. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so crazy since she was so dark she tryed too eat her self because it took too long to get a chocl\ate bar from the fridge:)

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Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.

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