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Yo momma so hot and horny that she used a roman candle as a vibrator and it went off… can you top that one?
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Yo momma is so lonely, the voice mail does’nt want to talk to her
TweetYo momma is so stupid, old, and poor when she was remembering the Last Supper she thought she left her food stamps behind
TweetYo momma is so stupid she went to a 50 cent concert and said where’s the change
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she walks down the street everybody yells “giant twinky”
TweetMy name marcel
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Tweetyo momma is so poor when she went to the 99cent store she asked for layaway
Tweetyo mommas so black when she stepped through my door the smoke alarm went off
Tweetyo mommas so black the only way you can see her is with night-vision goggles
Tweetyo mommas so crunchy she’s got cornflakes for dandruff
Tweetyo mommas so fat i asked her what her favourite animal was and she said a Kit-Kat!!
TweetYo momma’s like free drinks a at bar. Sooner or later, everyone’s gonna get a shot.
TweetYo momma’s so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday
TweetYo Momma’s so bald, when you look at bottle of Mr. Clean, you get flashbacks of your early childhood
TweetYo momma’s so nasty her blood type is herpes.
TweetYo momma’s so fat the bitch charged me rent in collard greens
TweetYou AND yo momma’s so broke, when you both go to church, you put your clothes on by spray paint.
TweetYou AND yo momma’s so broke, when you both go to church, you put your clothes on by spray paint.
TweetYo momma’s so fat AND smart I asked that bitch “what would you do for a klondike bar?” She turned around and said. Your taxes.
TweetI ain’t calling yo momma fat, but I heard she beat the bottle. When I asked about her progress, she said she down to drinking only two bottles of A-1 steak sauce a week.
TweetRenzokuken ur jokes are lame and have been done before
Tweetyo mommas so fat she got fries for hair, pepperoni for freckles and tootsie rolls for teeth
TweetYo momma’s so fat, when someone asks her for ketchup she gets a knife, cuts her wrist, and lets the ketchup pour out
Tweetyour momma’s so old AND fat that at the Last Supper she ate ALL of the bread
Tweetyo momma’s so fat when she had surgery the doctors said she didn’t have enough blood so they had to replace it with ketchup
TweetYo momma so fat, when she walked into Jenny Craig, they said, “Sorry, we don’t do miracles.”
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she brung a spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyour mama is so old she sat by jesus in the third grade
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said i got the power
Tweetyour mama is so ugly,she entered a ugly contest and they said no profesionals aloud
Tweetyour mama is so fat she plays hopscotch like indiana,illinois,ohio
Tweetyour mama so fat her beaper went off and they said watch out she’s backing up
TweetYOUR MOM IS SO STUPID PEOPLE SAID HER BIRTHDAY IS COMING AROUND THE COURNER AND SHE WENT AND LOOKED.
Tweetyo mama is so fat her pant size is…. b1tch lose some weight
Tweetyo mama is so poor when i walked in the door and stepped on a burnig cigarette she said who turned off the heat.
Tweetyo mama is so nasty she poors salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Tweetyo mama is so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck
Tweetyo mama so hairy, she has aphros on her niples
TweetYour momma is so fat, she has her own orbit
Tweetyour mama is so old she took her test drive on a dinosaur
Tweetyo momma so greasy wen she goes to the hairdressers she doesnt go for a haircut she goes for an oil change
Tweetyo momma so fat her blood type is rock and roll
Tweetyo momma is so old, she ate at burger king when it was a prince
Tweetyo momma is so fat, when she stood on a scale it said “go run”
Tweetyo momma is so old, when she was in school, there was no history lessons
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO OLD SHE SAT NEXT TO JESUS IN 3RD GRADE
Tweetyo mommas so fat she on a rainbow and the teletubies popped out
TweetYo momma is so fat that this one guy called her fat…
Tweethahaha hair jodan fans joke are hilarious
Tweetkitkat bahaha
TweetYo momma smells so bad she made the devil burn.
Tweetyo mommas tits sag so low they smell like carpet cleaner
Tweetyo mommas so black her favourite drink is OJ
Tweetyo mommas tits so saggy she has to cover them in talcum powder so they dont get carpet burn
Tweetyo mommas so fat her vibrator is an elephant trunk
TweetYo Mamma’s so stupid, that she tried to put M&Ms in alphbetical order!
TweetYo mommas so old all she was tought in school was how to pray for baby jesus to live
Tweetyo momma so poor she went to the goodcent store and asked were the clearence rack was!
Tweetyo momma so stupid shes stupider than this joke
Tweetyo mom so fat she has 1 runnin speed… speed up bitch!
Tweetyo mamma so old she farts out dust
Tweetyo mamma so fat whe she put on a rain caot ppl say hey coolad man
Tweetyo mamma so ugly that when she look out the window she get arrested for mooning
Tweetyo mamma so fat her nick name is you wanna eat that
Tweetyo mamma so dumb she thought that time saveings was when you keep watches
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she toke wood to the movie saw
Tweetyo momma is so black she used to play hide n’ go seek in the dark and sheed win ever time
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she went to a 50 cent concert with 2 quarters cuz she thot she was supposed to donate somethin
Tweetyo momma is so fat, that her logo is ” we are family ,burger king ,mc donalds , and me
TweetYo momma so ugly the only day she is legally allowed to leave the house is on halloween.
Yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scales.
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she jumps in the pool people scream TIDAL WAVE!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly people put pictures of her on their house to scare away burglars
Tweetyo momma is so stupid legally retarded people are geniuses compared to her
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she couldn’t count to three until she was 25
Yo mama’s so small she got crushed to death by a dictionary.
TweetYo mama’s so dumb she went into an Internet Cafe and started eating the computers.
TweetYo mama’s so scared of WWIII that she lives in her bomb shelter.
TweetYo mama’s so fat she went into an all-you-can-eat buffet in a local restraunt and had all she could eat. The restraunt was put out of buisness!
TweetYo mama’s so fat, she keeps all her money in her ass, and she’s a billionaire!
TweetYo mama’s so dumb she touched the Sun and froze to death.
TweetYo mama’s so fat she was moved to Jupiter because she was crushing everyone on Earth.
Tweetyo momma so poor she went to kentucky fried chicken to lick other peoples fingers
Tweetyo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
Tweetyo momma so stupid she climb a glass wall to see whats on the other side
TweetThis is such an old joke u need to open up your mind and think some more
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SEEN A BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS PASSING BY SHE RAN AFTER IT YELLIN “STOP THAT TWINKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SEEN A BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS PASSING BY SHE RAN AFTER IT YELLIN “STOP THAT TWINKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SEEN A BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS PASSING BY SHE RAN AFTER IT YELLIN “STOP THAT TWINKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TweetYo momma like a bowling ball: she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, yet she still comes back for more
TweetYo momma like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw
TweetYo momma like an arcade machine: dirty. smelly, costs 25 cents and lasts 30 seconds
TweetYo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
TweetYo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook
TweetYo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks
TweetYo mommas so black, she went to night sdhool and got marked absent
TweetYo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
TweetYo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her
TweetYo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky
TweetYo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
Tweetyo momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and the host said sorry no professionals
TweetYo Momma’s so fat, she on both sides of th family.
TweetYo Momma’s so fat, she use a matress for a tampon
TweetYo Momma’s so fat, that she stood up at th beach and th sun went out.
TweetYo Momma’s jus like a box of KFC. Once ur done eatin her uv still got a greasy box to chuck your bones in.
TweetYo mamma so fat,when she sat down on the couch she started an earthquake.
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SEEN A BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS PASSING BY SHE RAN AFTER IT YELLIN “STOP THAT TWINKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Tweetyo mamma’s like a bowling ball. first she gets fingered then she gets thrown into a dark alley and comes back for more
Tweetyo mama’s like a vacum she sucks she blowes and gets laid in the closset
Tweetyo mama so fat i ran around her twice and got lost somewhere in asia
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she went to disney world and read a sign that said disney world left so she went home
Tweetyo momma’s so bald mr.clean gets jealous
TweetYour momma is so fat that when she was in 3rd grade she sat next to everybody… :p
Tweetyo mamas so stoopid she got lost in her own house
Tweetyo momz so stankk she smell like a dogs butt.
TweetYo momma like gekico so easy a caaveman can do it
Tweetyour mother is so nice I think she is quite lovely, and she cooks good
Tweetyo momma so gay, it took 1,000,000 micheal jacksons to make her look streaght
TweetYo mamma is so ugly i had to tie a porkchop around her neck jus so the dog can PLAY with her dumb ASS!!!
Tweetyo mommas so greasy when she pops a zit it sounds like bubble wrap
Tweetyo mommas like a snow sled, people only ride her if they’re on ice
TweetYo mommas so dum she went 2 tha graveyard to throw away her bonez
Tweetyo momma is so fat the last time she saw the number 90210 is when she steped on the scale
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought that a quarterback was a refund
Tweetyo momma so poor she put an X on a box & said “here yo XBOX 360″
TweetYour mom is like a doorknob every 1 gets a turn
Tweetur moms so poor i saw her walking down the street with a box and i said what are u doing and she said im moving
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on 4 skittles and pop da rainbow
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb
Tweetyo mamma so fat when I slapt her belly I can ride the wave
Tweeta yo moma master .master bates
Tweetyo momma so fat her son said letts go ride bikes and she said im already on my bike
TweetYour mamma so fat shes fat
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she cept her penus on the ass
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she said when she did a pushop she went straight to hell
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she replaced the water to peee
Tweetyo mama is so fat she used blood to take a shower with poisoin
Tweetyour momma so stupid when she threw a rock it never touched the ground
Tweetyo mama is so gay she
Tweetmake out with agirl and her shirt out and every thing else the both
yo momma so ugly
Tweetyo moma just like a bowling ball she gets fingerd,knocked up,slames into the gutter,and comes back for more…
Tweetyour mother is so stupid she ran into a parked car
Tweetyo momma is a bitch just like u
Tweetall yo mommas are gay and if you have any real yo momma jokes to battle my email is curtismike058@gmail.com
Tweetthis is all of yo mommas and I know that I did not raise you damn kids to be makin such dum yo momma jokes. Now give momma a good one.
Tweetyo mamma is so fat her belt size is the equater
Tweetya mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb
TweetYo mamma so fat she wears 2 watches…-one for each time!-
Tweetyo mama so old she sneezes powder
Tweetyour mama so green whem people pass by the think its the grinh
TweetYo momma is so stupid she went to a 50 cent concert and said where’s the change
Tweetyo momma so old and fat at the last supper when Jesus was passin the wine around 2 ppl wen it got 2 her she drank ALL of it
Tweetyo mommas so disorted when she farts it comes out of her MOUTH
Tweetyo mama is so fat she sat on walmart and made the prices go low
Tweetyo mama is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles pop out
Tweetyo mama so hairy they bubes out of it
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she bought a glass dorr with a peep hole
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she bought a glass door
Tweetwith a peep hole
yo mamma so fat dat after sex i roled 2 times and was still on that bitch
Tweetyo mama so fat she fat
TweetYour mama is soo fat she broke the branch off the family tree. And yes it waz made up. I dont take ppls jokes
TweetYo mommas so fat her chins have chins.
Tweetyo momma is so fat peapeole jog arond her for exercise
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that when i said its chilly outside she got a fork and a spoon
Tweetyour moma is like facebook she likes to play barbie
TweetYo momma is so fat she wears 2 watches 1 for each timezone!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles come out
Tweetyour mama is so poor, i saw her kick a can down the street, when i asked her whats she was doing, she said “moving”
Tweetyour mama is so fat she got baptized at sea world
TweetUr m0m is so fat dat she tripped 0ver Mcdonalds and landed on Burger King
TweetUr m0m is so fat dat she tripped 0ver Mcdonalds and landed on Burger King
TweetYo Mamma is so stupid she trip on a cordless phone
TweetIts 2009? oh, i thought it was 2010
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Tweetyo momma so horney i thought she was your sister
Tweetyo sister so horney she asked to give me a blow job from behind
TweetYo Momma so fat her baby pictures were taken by a via sattelite
TweetYo momma so old when I told her to act her own age she died
TweetYo momma so ugly her boyfriend said he was afraid of the dark,and when he saw yo momma naked he was afraid of the light
TweetYo momma so ugly……sorry I’ve been turned to stone
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly she trick a treat on the phone.
TweetAFAIC that’s the best asnewr so far!
TweetReal brain power on display. Thanks for that ansewr!
TweetThat’s way the bestest anwser so far!
TweetKudos! What a neat way of tihkning about it.
TweetThat’s way the bestest awnser so far!
TweetThat’s the best aswner of all time! JMHO
TweetPosts like this brighten up my day. Tnhaks for taking the time.
TweetYMMD with that anwesr! TX
TweetThis has made my day. I wish all pontsigs were this good.
TweetI bow down humbly in the preencse of such greatness.
TweetThat’s 2 celver by half and 2×2 clever 4 me. Thanks!
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