255 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2009 Yo Momma Jokes”
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Yo momma so hot and horny that she used a roman candle as a vibrator and it went off… can you top that one?
Yo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook
TweetYo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
TweetYo momma like an arcade machine: dirty. smelly, costs 25 cents and lasts 30 seconds
TweetYo momma like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw
TweetYo momma like a bowling ball: she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, yet she still comes back for more
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SEEN A BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS PASSING BY SHE RAN AFTER IT YELLIN “STOP THAT TWINKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SEEN A BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS PASSING BY SHE RAN AFTER IT YELLIN “STOP THAT TWINKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SEEN A BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS PASSING BY SHE RAN AFTER IT YELLIN “STOP THAT TWINKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TweetThis is such an old joke u need to open up your mind and think some more
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