173 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2009 Yo Momma Jokes”
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Yo momma so hot and horny that she used a roman candle as a vibrator and it went off… can you top that one?
I ain’t calling yo momma fat, but I heard she beat the bottle. When I asked about her progress, she said she down to drinking only two bottles of A-1 steak sauce a week.
Yo momma’s so fat AND smart I asked that bitch “what would you do for a klondike bar?” She turned around and said. Your taxes.
You AND yo momma’s so broke, when you both go to church, you put your clothes on by spray paint.
You AND yo momma’s so broke, when you both go to church, you put your clothes on by spray paint.
Yo momma’s so fat the bitch charged me rent in collard greens
Yo momma’s so nasty her blood type is herpes.
Yo Momma’s so bald, when you look at bottle of Mr. Clean, you get flashbacks of your early childhood
Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday
Yo momma’s like free drinks a at bar. Sooner or later, everyone’s gonna get a shot.