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255 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2009 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said i got the power



  2. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old she sat by jesus in the third grade



  3. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she brung a spoon to the super bowl



  4. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  5. READ THIS~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she walked into Jenny Craig, they said, “Sorry, we don’t do miracles.”



  6. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she had surgery the doctors said she didn’t have enough blood so they had to replace it with ketchup



  7. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so old AND fat that at the Last Supper she ate ALL of the bread



  8. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when someone asks her for ketchup she gets a knife, cuts her wrist, and lets the ketchup pour out



  9. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she got fries for hair, pepperoni for freckles and tootsie rolls for teeth

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Yo momma so hot and horny that she used a roman candle as a vibrator and it went off… can you top that one? 

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