173 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2009 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. fjytfyredtfcnfc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck



  2. fjytfyredtfcnfc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty she poors salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh



  3. fjytfyredtfcnfc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor when i walked in the door and stepped on a burnig cigarette she said who turned off the heat.



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her pant size is…. b1tch lose some weight



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID PEOPLE SAID HER BIRTHDAY IS COMING AROUND THE COURNER AND SHE WENT AND LOOKED. :)



  6. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat her beaper went off and they said watch out she’s backing up



  7. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she plays hopscotch like indiana,illinois,ohio



  8. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly,she entered a ugly contest and they said no profesionals aloud



  9. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said i got the power

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