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809 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2010 New Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. George Washington's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she looks like an englishman.



  2. Thomas Jefferson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s last name is the same as mine, her great great grandma must have been my mistress.



  3. Francis Bailey's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s so fat, she cant say “I went”, she’s already there!



  4. Moonzy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat…
    When she on the floor the floor cracked up. XD :)



  5. Moonzy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat…
    When she was mad
    it took 3 planes 4 buses 2 taxi’s and a few steps just to get on her good side!!!!
    How’u Feelin?! :D



  6. James C Beck's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so ugly she got hit with a ugly stick and it broke.



  7. James C Beck's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly the ugly stick hit it self



  8. James C Beck's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat if she took a deep breath we would all die.



  9. James C Beck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was the reason for the dinosaurs extinction



  10. James C Beck's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when she jumps she makes a new world record for the worlds largest crater.



  11. James C Beck's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat if we cut her open she stop Global Hunger



  12. James C Beck's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat it take 10 trips around the world just to get on her good side.



  13. Daniel james's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when she got on the weighing scale it said“to be continued.



  14. Daniel james's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly when she went to the ugly contest they said sorry, no professionals.



  15. stupit's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupit when they say is chili outsite she ran out whit a spoon



  16. katie's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she stucked the battery up her butt and said i have the power



  17. jaylyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she got jesus’s phone number



  18. mysterious John's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that i took a photo of her last christmas and it is stilling printing



  19. mysterious John's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she can’t even pay attention



  20. mysterious John's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stucked



  21. Yo Momma so Fat's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so Fat she Sat On Wallmart And Lowered The Prices.



  22. yaya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama iz so black that if it waznt for her teeth I would of raned her over



  23. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, she fell down, cut her self and gravy came out.



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat, her belt size is equator.



  25. yaya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat triped in bakerfield and landed at los angelas



  26. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she walked into a room with a red shit and said “HEY KOOLAID… OOOHHH YEEAAHH!!”



  27. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she trips, you can hear her fall
    (whistleing sound gets lower…lower…)BOOM!!



  28. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    you momma so hairy, she makes bigfoot look bald



  29. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, when god mede her he said… “wow, i really messed up on this one”



  30. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, you need a blind fold just to talk to her in person



  31. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so weak, she lost an arm wrestling match to a 5 year old



  32. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed



  33. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she is the one that sunk the titanic



  34. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she causes the earths tilt



  35. ethan's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat, you have to put a twinki on the other side of the door just to get her through



  36. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat,when she wanted air she had to fart in the air



  37. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  38. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made blind kidds cry



  39. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked god.



  40. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    ya momma farted soee hard al gore accused her of global warming



  41. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    ya momma soee fatt the only way for her to go on a diet is to eat my 5 dollar foot long



  42. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    momma so idk



  43. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, when she saw a School Bus With White Kids She thought i was a Twinkie!



  44. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she went on the scales and it said one at a time



  45. Derrick Foster's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat the last time she saw her credit card number was on the back of the bathroom scale



  46. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid, she tried to put M and m’s in abc order.



  47. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone



  48. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid, she ran around her bed to catch some sleep.



  49. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid,she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.



  50. g.boi's Momma Joke:

    ur nan smells like poo



  51. nabeel khan's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so dumb shez dumb and suks waris masood with nabeel khan



  52. dorcas's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old when someone said act your age she died



  53. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    lol



  54. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when we were in bed i tried to roll off but i was still on her after da 2 rolls



  55. leonte's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she knock on the door just to go outside



  56. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought the equater was to weigh her



  57. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she use the grease off her back to cook



  58. djizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she don’t have rolls she sections



  59. CloudedTea's Momma Joke:

    Your Mama So Dumb On Her Last Job Application Where It Said “Sex” She Put Monday,Wednsday And Sometimes Friday If She Has Enough Money.



  60. hayden's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last year and its still printine



  61. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so tall , she went to do a backflip and kicked Jesus in the face



  62. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so ugly she scares away monsters



  63. Devan Phuong Nhu Nguyen's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat they thought she was Asia



  64. nikki tran's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stinky when she jumed in the water th fish swam out



  65. nikki tran's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stinky when she jumped in the water the fish swam out



  66. Devan Phuong Nhu Nguyen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so tall she caught a shooting star



  67. M3li$$@'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cow boy



  68. khidd dash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she put on a yellow rain coat went outside and everybody yelled taxi



  69. zawadi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty bob the bulder look at her and said “I CAN’T FIX THIS”.



  70. Molly Abraham's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said “I got the power”



  71. joanna babbii's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so so so so nasty n dirty that when I kicked her out they gave me a ticket for littering



  72. smithy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family tree



  73. najeeb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black that when she went in the jakozie the water turned to cofee



  74. najeeb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum that when she was going to watch t.v. she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch.



  75. najeeb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb that when they said global warming she throwed away her microwavand put all her food on the street



  76. diddykong253's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she is on both sides of the family



  77. diddykong253's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to geet off her



  78. diddykong253's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she turns the rainbows in her neighboorhood brown



  79. diddykong253's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when she ordered a water bed the put a tarp over the atlantic ocean



  80. diddykong253's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she thought the world cup was a real cup



  81. diddykong253's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so tiny she has to have a 500ft ladder to get to the top



  82. c~note's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat whes she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out



  83. c~note's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat king kong could not lift her up



  84. Jibbles's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she gave birth to yo gramma



  85. Jibbles's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor yo dadda still has to drink breast milk



  86. Jazz .C's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so dumb, she stole a free sample



  87. i_am_gorgeous's Momma Joke:

    This websites so gay, i almost died :P hahahha no affence but this website is like yo momma on the toilet, so full of shit



  88. c~note's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat if i punched her in the belly pork chops would come out her butt



  89. c~note's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so weak she cant lift air



  90. c~note's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she ate her poop and then gave you a kiss



  91. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she stuck batteries up her butt and said ”I gOT THE POWERRR!!!



  92. c's Momma Joke:

    c



  93. cul8ter's Momma Joke:

    c



  94. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she put on her yellow raincoat, went down the highway and the kids were saying ”SCHOOL BUS,SCHOOL BUS,SCHOOL BUS”



  95. Chase's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly even a caveman turned her down



  96. Chase's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when was a kid she sat downat a table 1st and then there was no room for the school kids



  97. Chase's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she has to drink her pee and eat whatever comes outta her butt



  98. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so gross she sat on a whopee coution and her kids were wondering why it was sOOOOOOOOOOOO LOUD



  99. Chase's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor she has to go outside in rain for a fresh drink of water



  100. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so weak she held on to a spike ball and needed band-aids



  101. pansy prater's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly,i saw her face on a milk bone commercial



  102. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she broke Justin Bieber’s record



  103. LILSHARKY's Momma Joke:

    your so small when you get on the bus you have to slam dunk your osyter



  104. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly her kids lock themseles in there rooms



  105. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she heard LILSHARKY’s joke and said now i know how it feels



  106. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so thin she had to drink all of here food



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb the doctor said take a seat she took the seat home



  108. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she went on this site and laughed at all of the jokes



  109. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat everyone asks her if shes having triplets



  110. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she went to a fat contest and the judges said ‘’sorry no professionals”



  111. Chase's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat she drank the entire ocean



  112. Chase's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat it takes her over 300 gal. to reach full blatter



  113. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stinky when she farted even a skunk died



  114. Dominique's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old, Jesus was her prom date



  115. Dominique's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she wore a rain coat everyone called taxi



  116. Dominique's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she though Smart and Final was a college



  117. chastin's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so dumm when she the doorbell ring she opened the microwave



  118. chastin's Momma Joke:

    yo momas a slut



  119. makla's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so phat she had to use a map to find her but hole



  120. tokidoki's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s teeth so yellow, wen she smiles at night ppl think da sun has risen!!



  121. none of yo bee's wax's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she bends over she blocks the sun



  122. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama armpits r so hairy it looks like she got 2 gorrlias in a headlock



  123. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat the first 3 letters of the alphabet she learned were K.F.C



  124. lee is gay's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so skinny her nipples touch



  125. McLovinn's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamaa Breathh Soo Hott Theyy Usee Her Mouthh Forr A Microwavee



  126. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she can’t see her feet!



  127. JD's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma’s so stupid, she actually thought that RedBull DID give you wings



  128. Anonnymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so ugly, that she has two dicks



  129. JD's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so ugly, the boogie man has to check his closet for her



  130. halima's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took a pichture of her last christmas and shes still printing



  131. halima's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went to KFC and they asked her what chicken would you like and she goes the one on the roof



  132. Shazzii All Aloney's Momma Joke:

    HEYYA KEZZAH!! xx



  133. kezzza!!'s Momma Joke:

    yourmumsa dirty slag



  134. kezzaa!'s Momma Joke:

    heyyya



  135. Shazzii All Aloneey's Momma Joke:

    ILIKEPIEE AND CREAAMCAKESS!! xx



  136. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    laura has a boner over spamula martini



  137. Gutted Fish's Momma Joke:

    DANNIELLE GETS A BONER OVER HORSES



  138. daal chawal's Momma Joke:

    nok nok who there me i kill you



  139. saif's Momma Joke:

    donner



  140. sasha's Momma Joke:

    i am a alien for india



  141. kazmi's Momma Joke:

    sadiyah 4 lyf



  142. khizer's Momma Joke:

    27 roza cme UKs Bradford



  143. khizer's Momma Joke:

    27 roza cme uks



  144. asim's Momma Joke:

    knock knock who thier dandal dandal who dandal up your too



  145. daal chawal's Momma Joke:

    pudal kizer 4 lyf



  146. abdul's Momma Joke:

    sexy saif



  147. zail ul abadin's Momma Joke:

    dawwwoooodddddaaa



  148. luli's Momma Joke:

    kok kok hus thier da da hu daooood



  149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat when i brought in the groceries i had to hire a rodeo clown to hold her back



  150. bb101's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poop i droped a ciggerrite the coccroches clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat



  151. Akeem97's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her breast milk comes out as powder



  152. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR



  153. Nigel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dam stupid and fat when i said lets go to the super bowl she brought a spoon.



  154. Nigel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so black when he went to a all white school everybody marked her absent.



  155. mar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb that she got locked in a grociery store and starved



  156. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock on the floor and missed



  157. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid , she sat on the television and watches the sofa



  158. Ira's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.



  159. mahatma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got on the bus and it fell over



  160. mahatma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small she holds up a sign saying “dont spit or ill drown.



  161. mahatma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dump she planted cheerios on the garden because she fought they were donut seeds



  162. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid shes still in preschool



  163. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she ate 30 5 ft long subs cause she has 4 stomaches



  164. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so slow she spun around once and it was her birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  165. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so thin she lost 3 lbs. and evaporated



  166. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy she going out with a wildabeast



  167. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when someone was called another jerky she asked ”could I have some”



  168. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she gos to the movies she HAS to rent a private party



  169. rikster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat small objects orbit her



  170. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.



  171. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy when king kong saw her he fainted



  172. bobby mates's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma like a vacuum she sucks blows and gets layed inda closet.



  173. Bobby Mates's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter.



  174. Bobby Mates's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so Fat her knick name is AIR cuz she be everywere at once.



  175. Bobby Mates's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat she uses a Mattress fo a tam pon.



  176. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on 10 kids and did not feel a thing



  177. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Jordans so dumb she made up that joke and thought it was funny



  178. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she went as the sun for halloween and her kids orbit her as Mercury,Venus,Earth,Mars,Jupitar,Saturn,Uranus,Neptune ,and Pluto



  179. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she put a Charman paper towelin Lake Erie and wondered why it didnt drain



  180. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stinky terroist use her as a stink bomb



  181. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a cow people can milk her



  182. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that she went in front of the tv and you missed three episods of eastanders



  183. yo mama so cold's Momma Joke:

    she tryed to start a fire and the mach she had just laughed



  184. yo mama so broke's Momma Joke:

    i triped out the front door and was in the back yard



  185. ifoififififi's Momma Joke:

    jgugjgugjgujggugjgugjgugjgugjgugjgugjgugjgugjgugjgugjgugjgugjgug



  186. raquel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she failed a survey



  187. sian's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a vacuum , she sucks she blows and and she gets laid in a closet



  188. keacin bromly's Momma Joke:

    im stuid just like my mom



  189. hhhhh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to I-N-IN out she went in but never came out



  190. butt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy that she made King Kong look bald!!!!



  191. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mom so fat that she lost a games of hide&seek as i found her…. behind MOUNTEVEREST



  192. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mom so fat NASA want to use her to shore up the holes in the ozone layer



  193. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mom so fat she shows up on radar



  194. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mom is so hairy she made chewbacca look bald



  195. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to a resturaunt shes always 1.0 in and 99.0 out



  196. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she has her KIDZZZZZZZ make HER breakfast



  197. lucyy's Momma Joke:

    heyaaaaa



  198. ho's Momma Joke:

    gfho



  199. rhyse's Momma Joke:

    your jumbo fat brother cody made free willy look like the worlds smallest ant AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! RUN!!! FROM FAT SO



  200. ppping's Momma Joke:

    ddvcgch



  201. fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor they have a telephone in africa to
    raise money for her.



  202. hair line recever's Momma Joke:

    Y0 MAMA SO UGLY hER HAIR line Recever came down her back n to her ankles matter a fat i didnt even knw wemon had a hair line recevor…dhtz how black she is



  203. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR SHE PUT A BIG MACK AT MCDONALDS ON LAY OWAY



  204. MRS HAIR LINE REEVER DING!!'s Momma Joke:

    LET ME TELL YOU HOW DUMB UR MOM IS HER HAIR LINE REEVER WENT TA HER BRAIN AND SHOKED IT TWIE DEN SHE TURN STUPID…DEN ICE CUBE AND CHINGY AND LIL WAYNE CAME AND AGREED WITH ME



  205. YO stinky MAMA Bitch's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO BORING WHEN I FU** HER SHE BORED THE SH** OUT OF ME LIL WAYNE SAID YO MAMA SMELL LIKE TRASH



  206. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    2uijki o;l,opk xkjdjdejyeuswuibkrkv n sijkmw shit bitch damn ass whole whore



  207. mr hairline recevers's Momma Joke:

    dhiz mr hairline recever tlkin bout ur momma….yew get ur hairline recevers frum ha..brett yew ugly den ur momma be scracthing ha nuts in front of yew and blame it ondah arthiritis dwn dere if you knw wht i mean…..mmmhhmm yep



  208. MR LIGHT's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE SAID SHE HAD ARTHARTIS IN HER NUTS



  209. guyboy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, when I told her “act your age”, she died.



  210. Julia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when the kids wanted a fountain in the pool she took the hose and went “look kids!”



  211. edwardo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when she got locked in sleepys she slept on the floor!!!!!!!



  212. Brooke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she walked into a salon the worker said “hell no i quit!”



  213. Jacob's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so big she makes beluga whales look like midgets



  214. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo moma sofatwhen she on a plane it turned into a submerine.



  215. zach's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said I CANT FIX THAT



  216. Jadesmom's Momma Joke:

    You mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her titties fell off.



  217. Brad's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she put a piece of paper on the tv and said, “Look kids, we got paper view!”



  218. Brad's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black, when she looked at her coffee, the coffee saaid , “DAMN, look who expired”



  219. John's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so Ugly that she got arrested for lookin out the window



  220. turd's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so harry she has afros on her nipples



  221. Yo mamma so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book's Momma Joke:

    Bob



  222. Yo mamma afro so big when she get in my car it looks like i have tinted windows's Momma Joke:

    Bob



  223. Yo mamma so ugly chuck norris did not roundhouse kick her's Momma Joke:

    Bob



  224. No Name's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales sang “we are family”.



  225. No Name's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma so ugly shes u



  226. zhan's Momma Joke:

    Your mumma’s so fat, even Dora could’nt explore her!



  227. person's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was in a 3d movie you didnt need glasses and she still popped out at you



  228. Idontknow's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she passed the television , i missed 3 episodes



  229. Idontknow's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so short she needs to put up a sign saying “Don’t Spit , I Can’t Swim”.



  230. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb when she went to DollorG the cashire said your total is 1 she gave hima penny



  231. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy her son watched Ben 10 turn into Wild Mutt and he said mommy that looks like you



  232. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so big when she cried she made a wole pool



  233. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas ass is harder to plug than the oil spill in the gulf



  234. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so loose even her pissy needs shoe laces.



  235. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma suck co much dick if she could fly theyd call her ther humming bird.



  236. Shannon J's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat Obi Wan Kenobi said; “that’s no moon…..that’s yo mamma!”



  237. bitch101's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she squash you like a tortillahijo de tu pera madre



  238. elizabeth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat I ussed her belly button as a swimming pool! visit mlia.com!!



  239. elizabeth's Momma Joke:

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    yo momma so dumd she sat on the tv and watched the couch

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  241. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat i did a chest bump with her and it sent me to jupitar



  242. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid on halloweenwhen her son got dressed for it and she tore up her house trying to find the garlic



  243. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly i took a picture of her and tried to print it but the,computer said ”Sorry not eligable”



  244. Daryl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  245. Daryl's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas is so stupid she thew a rock at the ground and missed



  246. Daryl's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old that when the big bang happened she was like ‘whoa what was that’



  247. Daryl's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old her social security number is 1



  248. renA's Momma Joke:

    Your mum’s so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing!



  249. jazmin''s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she yelled i love ny in la



  250. ariel's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so small she can do a drive by on a hot wheel



  251. mackenzie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an aplication



  252. mustffa jaffa's Momma Joke:

    what do u call a spaz

    Danielle



  253. ashely's Momma Joke:

    suck my big toe



  254. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she scared sherk



  255. hello's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that she makes shrek luk like a super model so suk my fart u jaffa



  256. cobwebs's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy thatv hen she gave brith to you you nearly died of rugburn



  257. cheap generics medicines online's Momma Joke:

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  258. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat shes in the the book of world records you just cant see her



  259. Chase's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty she met shark and it said ”call me”



  260. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got shot with a R.P.G. and it felt like she got shot with an airsoft gun



  261. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so thin when an artist draws a self portrit of her all they need to draw is a stick figure



  262. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Justin Biebers so ugly hes going out with YO MAMA



  263. Anonomas's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so old when i told her to act her age, she died.



  264. Daniel rosales's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly she gave freddy cooger nightmares



  265. evan's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror



  266. evan's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor she went to kfc and put mashed putatoes on layaway



  267. evan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  268. evan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her memories are black and white



  269. evan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a baskit ball team



  270. evan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a shot gun two bangs and she out



  271. evan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like the sun stear to long and you will go blind



  272. jade clements's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walk into the hotel and asked for a water bed the stuck a blankit overthe oncen



  273. Nathan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that she floats in water and Spain claimed her as the New World.



  274. EDDIE's Momma Joke:

    YOMOM IS SO FAT SHE PISD ON YOU



  275. EDDIE's Momma Joke:

    YO DAYYA IS FAT THAT HE GUN SHOT YOUUU



  276. Luis's Momma Joke:

    tell yo ma to stop changing her lipstick cuz my dick is like a rainbow



  277. poopiehead's Momma Joke:

    ya momma is fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed



  278. Bailey is a poopiehead's Momma Joke:

    i like cheese



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  280. pumpkiin24's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even dora cant explore haa
    yo mama so stupid she put newspaper on her tv an called it paper view lmaoo



  281. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she put her pants in the microwave to make hot pockets



  282. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she put her pants in the microwave to make hottpockettt



  283. pumpkiin24's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat ii ran around her three times and got lost



  284. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she pranked called 911



  285. Billy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid, she had to climb a clear glass wall to see what was on the other side!



  286. Billy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat that when God said “let there be light” he had to ask her to move over a lot!



  287. Tanya's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO UGLY SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND THE MIRROR CRACKED!!!!!



  288. Tanya's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO OLD WHEN SHE DID A FART DUST CAME OUT INSTEAD



  289. TANYA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE COULDN’T TIE HER SHOE LACES!!!!!!



  290. TANYA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT HER PANTS IN THE MICROWAVE TO MAKE HOT POCKETS



  291. Kimmie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she had to get baptised at sea world



  292. drake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she fart dust



  293. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ymsftsaym



  294. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb that the thought the world cup was the first cup in the world



  295. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, she doesn’t know why we celebrate the Fourth of July.



  296. Yo mama so poor u ask her wat u haven for dinner she opend her legs and said crabs's Momma Joke:

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  297. annymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat,when she jumped off a diving boared the water jumped out and said after you



  298. Nicole Bell's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she somes from both sides of the family



  299. Liz's Momma Joke:

    You mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  300. Faye's Momma Joke:

    Ohhh Faye! <3



  301. will's Momma Joke:

    WILLS GAY



  302. Tommy G's Momma Joke:

    Same



  303. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey alex how are you doing



  304. Peedddoooo's Momma Joke:

    im good, you tom



  305. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    OUR SISTERS SHOULD HAVE A THREESOME



  306. Faye Turner's Momma Joke:

    I agree <3



  307. FAYE TURNER's Momma Joke:

    ohh will baby i think about you every night
    i am fingering my self at the moment



  308. FAYE TURNER's Momma Joke:

    ohh will baby i think about you every night
    i am fingering my self at the moment



  309. FAYE TURNER's Momma Joke:

    ohh will baby i think about you every night
    i am fingering my self at the moment



  310. Lucy Pinder's Momma Joke:

    i love tom gallliano



  311. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Sheldon



  312. Rayanna The Best!'s Momma Joke:

    Ur mama so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning. Ur mama so smelly she made Right Guard call 4 back up! Ur mama so damn stupid she sold her car 4 Petrol cash!



  313. Rayanna The Best!'s Momma Joke:

    Ur mama so smelly even of the dogs won’t smell her! Ur mama so damn stupid i told her drinks was on the house…so she went and got a ladder! Ur mama so stupid she was born on Halloween and can’t remember her birthday! Look i know bt bitches gt a life g2g



  314. Meliee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb so got tangled in a cordless phone



  315. tj's Momma Joke:

    yommaa ugly



  316. Michael's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat She Dont Grow Up She Grow Out!



  317. Michael's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Old When I Told Her To Act Her Own Age…She Died



  318. scott&jade's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she stole a book from the libary



  319. melanie's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she step on the scale the scale said one persone only



  320. melanie's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so smelly the dogs dont sniff her lol funny



  321. melanie's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid when i told her drinks was on the house she went and got a ladder reall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  322. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she picked on a bowl of black eyed peas and said damn all yall got your asses whipped.



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  325. Erica Nicole Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she baby-sat jesus.



  326. Erica Nicole Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she jumped up in the air & got stuck.



  327. Erica Nicole Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so white, she drank coffee & peed milk ; yo mamma so dark she drank milk & peed coffee.



  328. Laurenn-KatieeLeighh Catlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she sits on the back of the bos it starts doing backflips.



  329. wolf's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat god didn’t make her mc donalds did



  330. wolf's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy she has beards on her nipples



  331. wolf's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she fell over on the sidewalk, I tried not to laugh but sidewalk cracked up.



  332. CLAIRE&CHELSEA's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice



  333. ADRAN CASTANEDA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO DUMB SHE WENT TO A eminem CONCERT AND SHE STARTED YELLING SKITTLES SKITTLES SKITTLES



  334. ADRIAN CASTANEDA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAID WATS THE NUMBER TO 911



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  336. hj's Momma Joke:

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  337. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy she got dreadlocks on her ass cheeks



  338. john's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugpy she gives freddy nightmares



  339. michelle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb, she thought burger king is where the king lived



  340. michelle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her pee was all over the wall



  341. michelle's Momma Joke:

    your mama so hairy, that her ugly date took 3 hours just to find her mouth



  342. marshall norris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from jenny Craig was the door.



  343. hasdvi6's Momma Joke:

    U wanna know how the oceans were formed ur momma’s water broke



  344. hasdvi6's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma soo fat that when she sat at the end of the world it rotated



  345. hasdvi6's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat that when she sat at the end of the world it rotated



  346. hasdvi6's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she sat at the end of the world it rotated



  347. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soo fat that when she sat at the of the world it rotated



  348. fat mamma's Momma Joke:

    Ur mamma so fat that when she sat at the end of the world it rotated



  349. ed mollart's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she can’t fit through a door, oh really well your moms so fat she ate the door.



  350. ed yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she fell in to a black hole and got stuck



  351. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat and old she was there when the titanic sunk she was the ice berg



  352. amber march's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat evan dora couldnt explore her!



  353. amb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see over the other side!



  354. Gareth Richards's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so old, when she was in school there was no history class!



  355. tia23456's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat a report card and the grades went down



  356. dda's Momma Joke:

    ahh



  357. danny purkell's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly whe. she was born her birth certifacate was a sorry letter from the condom factory



  358. daniel purkell's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she got on a scale and it said gett off



  359. thomas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  360. U NO MEE's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly that everytime your mom see’s you she looks at your dad and sez damn i shud’ve just gave you head



  361. Yo moom's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat,when she steps on the scales it says “sorry one person at a time”



  362. henri's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat…. she’s fat



  363. henri's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she she slept on the floor after being locked into the furnuture section of ikea



  364. noone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when her and her fat duplicate went to new york city, every one yelled, “hey look! the twin towers are back!”



  365. Ding Dong's Momma Joke:

    yur mama’s so fate i took i picture of her last christmas nd its still printing



  366. dink's Momma Joke:

    yur mama’s so fat she takes up ten wal-marts



  367. tiffany's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she sat in the grand cannon she broke it!!!!!



  368. nikki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she wears silly bandz, she straightens them out.



  369. Christian B's Momma Joke:

    yo mom like nascar 2 rubbers and she ready to ride



  370. Christian B's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so fat and stupid when i told her it’s chilli outside she came outside with a spoon



  371. Christian B's Momma Joke:

    ya mom so stupid when i told her monday night raw was on tonight she tried to cook it



  372. tori's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy when you were born you got rug burn



  373. Victor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed the whole 1-hour show.



  374. Victor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she could fit in the hole in the Ozone Layer!



  375. Victor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on Antarctica, she flipped the whole continent.



  376. sningguewania's Momma Joke:

    ???? ?????????????



  377. D-Man573's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s glasses are so thick….when she looks at a map she can see people waving.



  378. D-Man573's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she sits on the toilet she gets ring around the booty.



  379. tete95's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class



  380. Dusty Neely's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so ugly, she makes big Foot look jealous!



  381. kellie's Momma Joke:

    yo



  382. Dusty Rose's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat, when she sat on the toilet, it went,” A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off of me!”



  383. jr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb
    that she had sex with a pug



  384. jr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma booty is so rinkal that it sound like paper



  385. ryan coates's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale her phone number came up



  386. ryan coates's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund



  387. carl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped on a rainbow skittles popped out



  388. carl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she was almost casted for chewbacca



  389. dehrf's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she clogged up a black hole



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  391. albert S's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly, it looks like her face went on fire and yo family tried to take it out with forks.



  392. Albert S's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a table, I did’nt laugh but the table started crackin up.



  393. mark's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small she got raped by a jelly baby



  394. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo dog is so big tha people say ewwwwwww



  395. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid



  396. George's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the only thing that kept her from weight watchers was the door.



  397. Chinchong's Momma Joke:

    Your so ugly you hide from her own reflection.



  398. Chikles's Momma Joke:

    You aré so fat you hace your own gravitational pull



  399. Ponchito burro miao's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that when they tell her to go hit the floor
    she starts to hit the ground



  400. yo mommy so fat when she went to kfc she licks everybodies fingers clean's Momma Joke:

    KEDAR



  401. john washington's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she fell in a ditch they all say that’s how the cookie cumbles



  402. Chase's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she got arrested for mooning



  403. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her belt size is equator



  404. CJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, I slit her throught and dust poured out.



  405. lilmoney's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she put on a yellow dress, the kids yell “HERE COMES THE SCHOOL BUS!”.



  406. LILMONEY's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so teeth so yellow, when she close her mouth, her head light up!



  407. Iromajada's Momma Joke:

    ????? ???? ? ??????



  408. jj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got hit by a car and said who threw that rock



  409. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so wimpy her baby wanted to go down a lil kid slide and her baby had to pull her there



  410. some guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly that when she was chopping an onion
    the onion was the one that cried



  411. kyle clemson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid that she climbed over
    a glass window to see what was on the over side



  412. kyle clemson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she whent on the beach
    she was th only one who got tanned



  413. s.rde's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugl y when she went to the bathroom she scared the shit out of the toilet



  414. s.rde's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her face



  415. s.rdes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so short she plays handball with the curb



  416. s.rde's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so tall she did a hand-stand and kicked God in the chin



  417. s.rde's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat God could’nt lift her spirit



  418. s.rde's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat you nearly suffocated at birth



  419. hunter wardell's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she went to the star wars convention and dressed up as chewbacca



  420. H.Wardell's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she went to the star wars convention and dressed up as chewbacca



  421. daphney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought her child was a choclate bar



  422. daphney's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she dont kno y we celebrate her birthday



  423. daphney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she entered a fat carnival the people said no pros



  424. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PALE OF WATER JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN AND FOUND OUT THE HILL WAS YOUR MOTHER



  425. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she was born her mother said shes a treasure and her dad said lets go bury it



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    yo mama so stupid, she posted most of this unfunny crap on this site



  428. ivy cofeild's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so ugly



  429. hayden's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy the only languge it can speek is wookie



  430. eihcgiurwqe's Momma Joke:

    rewyvbtey



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    m



  432. Yo mama so fat that they had to butter the door and put a twinkie on the other side so she could get out's Momma Joke:

    U dunno me



  433. U dunno me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when i came in the house and stepped on a cigarete she said ‘hey who turned off the heat?’



  434. Scott Lee's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma so fat when she jump in the sea, the whales start singing, ‘We are family!’



  435. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so thin every time someone draws a selfportrait of her all they need to draw is a stick figure



  436. Seraphin Tala's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat when she went on the weight scale it said ” one at a time please”



  437. Seraphin Tala's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat when she went on the weight scale it said ” to be continued…”



  438. jake askew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat wen she died instead of a cascut they deported her to mexico :(o



  439. jake askew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid wen she was givin birth to u they said u gotta get a C section the ur mom replys aww but i thought i passed tht in the third grade>:[]



  440. jake askew's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she changed the meaning of Ucrane>>.



  441. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat shes the reason theres world hunger



  442. j dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she hasent herd half these jokes since she fell off her dinosore



  443. U dunno me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she had to make a bra outa tin cans and tooth floss



  444. U dunno me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale instead of a nunber it said ‘lose some weight fat ass!’



  445. U dunno me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old that when she breast feeds all that comes out is powdered milk



  446. U dunno me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that her karate master gave her a second degree blakbelt 4 bein the fattest bitch alive



  447. U dunno me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that she makes free willie look like a toothpick



  448. jusbeowsmuk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and jewish when the hollocaust happened, she saved half the jews by saacrifincing herself and opening her mouth when the gas came into the chamber



  449. aydan bland's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy that when she went to the zoo they put her in the cage with the gorrillas.



  450. momma joke's Momma Joke:

    fat



  451. Yo mama so hairy every time she step in a kitchen RATS yell run a monster cat run for your life's Momma Joke:

    Mbux



  452. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she makes enstine as a kid sound smart



  453. Chase's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and spirn whales started singing “WE ARE FAMILY”



  454. tuuahu kumerao's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black ,that when she went into the city everyone said “who turned the lights off?”



  455. Ernie's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so old and fat that christopher colombus claimed her for new america



  456. Ernie's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so tall that she uses the empire state building as her closet



  457. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so short she needs an elevator to see the ground



  458. jb 1 fan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she sat on the toilet it fall hahahahahahaaahahah



  459. korey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugile that people whint as her for howawen



  460. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is fat each time she farded it made a tornato



  461. kk's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugle whin she look at modsa modsa crid



  462. BASILMARKET's Momma Joke:

    URZ MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE USE BASIL MARKET!



  463. BASILMARKET's Momma Joke:

    HI BASIL POST IF YOU’RE FROM BASIL



  464. lala's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that she downloads cheats for wii fit



  465. HI's Momma Joke:

    BASIL IM FROM BASIL AND IM POSTING HI



  466. zzomgitzSEAN's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is yo momma.



  467. ImOnBasilWhenISawThisSoIClickedTheLinkAndItsStartingToLookFunPlusYourProballyReadingMyNameLikeWTF-NeedsMesos's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so nice i want to give her a high five.
    But i slapped her ass instead.



  468. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Kevvls hair is so long he uses it wipe his shit.



  469. Ms. Zigen's Momma Joke:

    omg lol all these basilers.
    Hai basil, Haiii.



  470. Syxd's Momma Joke:

    wat.



  471. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    This site just got ruined because of basilmarket. Yo mader



  472. infferrno's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, when she logged onto Basilmarket, MrBasil suffocated… yeah Basil jokes fail. -_-



  473. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    Eveepony is loose
    Jesus knows.



  474. infferrno's Momma Joke:

    Yo mader iz so fhet. Ween she jump fo joy, she get stuck.



  475. infferrno's Momma Joke:



  476. free321123's Momma Joke:

    HAI IM FREE321123 YOUR ALL GAY! HAHAHHA



  477. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    so much mod hate.
    I bet this will become the mod hate page away from basil.



  478. bobadastg's Momma Joke:

    Your moma is your moma hahahahahah



  479. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    You guys are ignorant.
    How do you think a mod who spends all her time on basilmarket has the time to get some dick.
    You’re mother.



  480. infferrno's Momma Joke:

    Man… people are really hating on the mods. o-o I mean, if you hate on them, why talk about their sexual organs? You just sound: a) perverted, b) childish, c) crude, and d) too stupid to come up with any good insults.

    o-o

    Especially since most of you guys are going anonymous. :D We aren’t Scientologists, no need to hide your identity.



  481. infferrno's Momma Joke:

    Yo mader iz so fhet. Ween she jump fo joy… she get stuck.



  482. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat they dropped her on china instead of the atomic bomb



  483. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so Hairy, When She Walked into the carpet store, someone walked up to her and told the cashier, ” How Much is This one”.



  484. Brazil's Momma Joke:

    y0urz moma so fat she fat



  485. NoobMuch's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she put 25cents in each ear and tried to listen to 50 cent



  486. Best joke evor's Momma Joke:

    Basil market



  487. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Eeveepony is such a slut she sucked on Etokapa’s dick through skype.



  488. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo madur so fet, she die.



  489. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    kevvls hair is so long he uses it to wipe his ass



  490. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she goes on basil



  491. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mother so fat she can’t walk.
    LOLOLOL



  492. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she’s like an octopus with the jellyroll sushi.



  493. HolyMythos's Momma Joke:

    Eeveepony rapes horses



  494. Mommy.'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOTHA SO FAT SHE CONT WAKE.
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  495. Brazil's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she put 50cents in each ear and tried to listen to a dollar



  496. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    HolyMythos is so gay he cheats on men.



  497. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Mr.Basil is so dumb his name is Bogdan.



  498. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly she decided to marry mr.basil could he was stupid enough to accept



  499. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i typed could instead of cuz.
    WTF



  500. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb when she went on basil she took a surfboard to “chat island”



  501. reagan's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so old god said let there be light and she fliped the swich



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    yo mamma so stupid she sold her xbox to buy halo reach!!!!



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  504. jefro's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a xbox, she gets turned on and off by kids



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  511. dummy's Momma Joke:

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  512. bobbie lee's Momma Joke:

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  517. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  518. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  535. derin9898's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got more chins then a Hong Kong phonebook.



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    YO MAMMA



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  564. aaron millican ladies text me at 404 484 1015's's Momma Joke:

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  565. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she put two battery’s and said i got the power!!!!!!



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    yo mama so dumb she was playing baseball and the couch said to steal base she said but that’s sinful!



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  568. hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a screen door after a couple of bangs she loosens up



  569. donut's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got baptism at seaworld



  570. MARIELLYBBC's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR SHE EATS CERAL WITH A FORK TO SAVE THE MILK



  571. LUIS305's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WAS FLOATING IN THE OCEAN AND SPAIN CLAIMED HER AS A NEW WORLD



  572. MARIELLYBBC's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DIRTY SHE SWEATS MAYO



  573. LUIS305's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DIRTY THEY THREW HER OUT INSTEAD OF THE TRASH



  574. MARIELLYBBC's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHS THE COUCH



  575. LUIS305's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO GREASY SHE USES BACON AS A BAND-AID



  576. haybayyy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she can do backflips under the bed



  577. hahahah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she look like edina



  578. marshell's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she got pulled the police didn’t wanna give her a ticket



  579. Titi's Momma Joke:

    Yomamma



  580. that boii c-mugga stax aka chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat…..that she got more chins than a chinese phone book



  581. JokerTheGreat24's Momma Joke:

    You get (Big) Mac n Cheese when you combine your mom’s fat with her yellow teeth.



  582. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Hello to all ! Happy Thanksgiving and is any one on ?? :)



  583. ThemBoyzzBeTouchinnMe's Momma Joke:

    Be safe on this Thanksgiving Day sit down an Pray for the ones who fight for our freedom an even risk there lives… Comment if you Like~~~~TheemBoyzzBeTouchinMe~~~~



  584. Ally's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy she got mistaked for a yeti



  585. ThemBoyzzBeTouchinnMe's Momma Joke:

    Niceeee Ally :)



  586. ThemBoyzzBeTouchinMe's Momma Joke:

    Helllo……If yer on respond now…..!!!!! :) but if yer not :(



  587. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she throw a rock at the ground and missed



  588. ThemBoyzzBeTouchinMe's Momma Joke:

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  589. jj's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  590. yo momma stupid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her belly botton got home 15 minutes before her



  591. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her birth certificate is written in roman numerals



  592. yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to iron her pants on the driveway



  593. yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she went to the strip club they paided her to keep her clothes on



  594. yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

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  595. yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to pull down her pants to get in her pocket



  596. yo momma dirty jokes's Momma Joke:

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  598. yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers



  599. yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she had to creep up on the bathroom water.



  600. john's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went to sea world to get baptised



  601. juan's jokes's Momma Joke:

    not racist but yo mama so black when she jumped in the pool she made coffe



  602. Raifa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb that when i said christmas is right around the corner,she went looking for it!



  603. yo mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when people look at her they go blind



  604. justins yo mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly babies cry when they look at her



  605. justins yo mama jokes's Momma Joke:

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  606. Emily's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, she plays football with the planets



  607. Emily's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so skinny, she hula-hoops with a cheerio



  608. eh's Momma Joke:

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  609. dd's Momma Joke:

    yo mommo so fat she cant reach her back pockets



  610. jaesmer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she got an autograph bible from jesus



  611. g's Momma Joke:

    g



  612. ddgd's Momma Joke:

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  613. d's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wore a red dress da boys called ha koolaid



  614. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she walk ppl think its a stampede



  615. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her refrigerator is her lunch box



  616. amie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she could look out the peep hole with both eyes



  617. Sophia's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE WALKED INTO DOLLOR TREE AND ASKED THE LADY WHERE TO FIND THE SEEDS TO GROW A DOLLAR TREE



  618. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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    yo mama teeth so yellow wshen she close her mouth her stomache glow



  620. kdkkdk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat everyone yelled taxi



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  622. babygirl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  623. ASDF's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she saw a bus full of white guys and yelled”STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”



  624. jakeob88's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her grandmother threw her out the window and was charged for littering



  625. jordan lee's Momma Joke:

    your moms so dumb her son asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said tuna suprise :*



  626. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she could look out the peep hole with both eyes



  627. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    when i was playing tennis on the wii i said mom my birthday is coming up sh was tyring to hit me with the racket :P lol ho rubbish i was bored :P



  628. connor sylo wiggins's Momma Joke:

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  629. Babey lee's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat, she would have casted in E.T but wen she rode over the moon she caused an eclipse….



  630. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so Ugly she made a blind kid cry.



  631. anel .a.k.a. nukic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she walked in the bank the security cameras turned off



  632. kaitie's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when her friend came in from outside and said it was chilly out you momma ran out side with a spoon!



  633. courtney8's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she was at the airport wearin a yellow dress & two guys yell hop in!



  634. ADDISON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO TALL SHE HIT HERE HEAD ON THE MOON



  635. ADDISON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR I VISITED HERE HOUSE AND WANTED TO USE THE BATHROOM SHE SAYS ITS THE THIRD TREE ON THE LEFT



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  637. DaGangsta's Momma Joke:

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  638. DaGangsta's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so FAT she had to go to seaworld to get baptitized



  639. DaGangsta's Momma Joke:

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  640. DaGangsta's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.



  641. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly when she looked at a man he died



  642. tyger's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she pooped elephant poop



  643. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  644. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mammma is so stupid she don’t kno poop from apple sauce



  645. owen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so weak she can’t even pick up a pencil



  646. jacob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so bald when you look at her head you turn blind



  647. ko's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so poor that she lives in a box I can get in her backyard in 1 second



  648. ash's Momma Joke:

    *Yo mamma’s teeth are SO yellow that she spits out better



  649. jb's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor that she works for her own daughter and each year her daughter gives her one cent.



  650. mj's Momma Joke:

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  651. cnr's Momma Joke:

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  652. drake's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so hairy she don’t need any clothes on for winter



  653. tyler's Momma Joke:

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  654. Roalnd's Momma Joke:

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  655. Ethan's momma joke's Momma Joke:

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  656. Hannah's Momma Joke:

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  657. Ethan's's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out



  658. sweetpie2228's Momma Joke:

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  659. Dj's Momma Joke:

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  660. josh's Momma Joke:

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  661. lilboosie's Momma Joke:

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  662. mj's Momma Joke:

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  665. Hockessin's Momma Joke:

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  666. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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