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386 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. 1
    King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      I am the king and yall suck !!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON HOS !!

  2. 2
    mikayla said:

      yo momma so old she needs a kick start vibrater!

  3. 3
    Jenny said:

      yo momma so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach

  4. 4
    dan said:

      yo mamas so old she farts out dust!

  5. 5
    Lil Turk said:

      What it do dis ya man lil Turk and I came to to set dis bitch off once again. And king of yo daddies why would you disrespect women like dat did’nt I teach you bettah than that

  6. 6
    Aaleya said:

      yo mama so greasy texaco buys oil from her

  7. 7
    Alysa said:

      you mama so fat she eat wheat thicks

  8. 8
    sAbRiNa said:

      yo mama so fat from bein a junky she’ll be walkin on the cement and makes a crack and then she goes to smoke it.

  9. 9
    FAT ASS said:

      Yomma so stupid when she saw a yellow bus full of white people she stop that twinkie!!!!!!!!!!1

  10. 10
    LIL-G said:

      there’s a canadian osama bin laden and a texan walking they come across a magic lamp a genie pops out and says you all have one wish.

      the canadian goes i want my son to be a farmer like his ol man so i want the canadian land to be forever furtile POOF it is done the genie says.

      osama bin laden then said i want a wall aroun afganistan iraq and iran to keep americans and canadians out POOF it is done the genie says.

      taking interest in the wall the texan asked more about the wall the genie says it’s about 5000 feet high and 500 feet thick the texan sits down cracks a beer smiles and says fill it with water.

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    LIL-G said:

      yo momma is so fat when she walk it look like two pit bulls fightin

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