What it do dis ya man lil Turk and I came to to set dis bitch off once again. And king of yo daddies why would you disrespect women like dat did’nt I teach you bettah than that
there’s a canadian osama bin laden and a texan walking they come across a magic lamp a genie pops out and says you all have one wish.
the canadian goes i want my son to be a farmer like his ol man so i want the canadian land to be forever furtile POOF it is done the genie says.
osama bin laden then said i want a wall aroun afganistan iraq and iran to keep americans and canadians out POOF it is done the genie says.
taking interest in the wall the texan asked more about the wall the genie says it’s about 5000 feet high and 500 feet thick the texan sits down cracks a beer smiles and says fill it with water.
Yo momma is so poor I went over to her house and it was just her two kids herself and I in the house ad she had three beans siting on the table and I picked one up and she said stop beeing so greedy.
Lil Turd I wasn’t Disrespectin women I was disrespecting bitches! And you are BITCH NUMBER ONE LIL TURD!!! Now quit bugging me on my site I am on vacation ho! I am the king, all you bitches are evicted!
Anonomous YO MOMMA HAD YOU …………..BECAUSE …………… YOU WAS A BUSTED CONDOM NIGGA THATS WHY YOU ARE HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH NOBODY LOVES YOU NOBODY WANTS YOU GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!! DEHAUN ? LIL TURD????
wow look who’s talking my bitch yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks i don’t know which one is funnier YO JOKZ or YOUR MoMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi I am here to say………………………………………………………………………………..
You don’t own this site
King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks
So stop being mean to everyone, and just go back to prostatute land
King of yall daddies look I don’t know about da rest of These gits but nigga you got da wrong one dont get mad at me for revealing yo secret yo momma told me last night oops looks like I said to much her dumb ass cant even spell I.Q and yall otha niggas and lil girls stop talkin shit when you aint got nothin to back it up wit.
Yeah all yall are real jackasses! those “your momma like a” are real played out and should be up your ass. You gotta bring it strong if you wanna hang wit da big boyz. Yall bitch ass pussies ai’nt got nothin on me Lil Turk came to set dis bitch off again so I declare war from all yall pussies
Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, †Picture continued on other side.
The jokes on here are so funny!! You guys should check out this site that I recently went to. http://yomomma.tv/ - you can judge everyones yo momma jokes and you can even battle them.
your momma is so fat she tripped over wallmart and landed on target
ur grandpa iz so old that wen he has a orgasmn powder cumes out
ur momma iz so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
ur momma iz so black and her teeth are so yellow that when she smiles it looks like the pitsturb steelers helment
I’m Anne, a student of Free Universitet of Amsterdam.
Not long ago I became interested in job in internet.
I’m found a web-site where was an offer to invest money by 50% per month.
I’m interested in your opinion if it is true or not.
Web-site: perlzahn.de
Florettocka, um…. This is a Yo momma joke place. Not a How to invest your money place. Sry. Anyway I am not a creator or anything so I can’t decide what come in.
Anyway:
Yo momma so crazy she got more plastic surgery then Micheal Jackson
Yo momma so stupid she thinks George W Bush is Smart
yomomma stank like she live in the dumpster mr.king of this site my real name is mark you dont know who you taking to like that what if i talk about yo momma
NO! Nobody rocks the custom crack the way I do “son of mangiac” thats precisely why I am KING of YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS! I will agree with you on one thingyour jokes do suck and so do you. I dare you to insult me (not even in yo momma form ) and I will custom crack ™ your sorry punk ass into the stone age!AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!YOU ALL SUCK !!!!!!!TAKE MY CHALLENGE HHHHHHHHOOOOSSSS!!!!!!!!
Are you:
A: A 12 year old beaten every day
B: A Drunken 40 year old who does not suceed in life, so takes it out on random people on a “Yo momma” Forum, therefore dissing everyone and making it “Seem” to you that they didn’t accomplish as much as you, where in reality they are a lot smarter
C: Are you just plain Crazy
D:Just plain Stupid
or
E: Just plain mean
Knowing you you will either
1:Ignore this and not answer
or
2: Wtrite some stupid post about how stupid you think “me an everyone else who is not you” a complete ass hole
‘or
3: Dis me
1.Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2.Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
3.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
4.Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
5.Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
6.Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
7.yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8.YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
9.Yo mommas so fat when she went on the bathroom scale it sed †to Be Continuedâ€
take dat!!!!!!!!awwwwwwwwwwwww snnaaaapppppp
yo mama so fat when she sweats she started a flooded.
ay yo . yo mama so fat when she sweated she made tha city of alantis look old.
yo mama so dirty when she walked into tha bathroom the toothbrush lean to one side and the mouth wash fush out by itself , everything went off by itself.
Bruv You Lot Dunt Know How To Cuss Eyah Is A Few Of Mine
Yo Mommas So Desperate I Caught Her Doing Push Ups In A Cucumber Field
Yo Mommas So Fat When She Was Borny She Didnt Get A Birth Certificate She got Blueprints
Have That Bitches!!!!!!
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yo mommas so fat that wen she went 2 tha zoo elephants started to throw peanuts at her
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Posted: July 21st, 2007
I am the king and yall suck !!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON HOS !!
Posted: July 21st, 2007
yo momma so old she needs a kick start vibrater!
Posted: July 22nd, 2007
yo momma so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach
Posted: July 22nd, 2007
yo mamas so old she farts out dust!
Posted: July 22nd, 2007
What it do dis ya man lil Turk and I came to to set dis bitch off once again. And king of yo daddies why would you disrespect women like dat did’nt I teach you bettah than that
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
yo mama so greasy texaco buys oil from her
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
you mama so fat she eat wheat thicks
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
yo mama so fat from bein a junky she’ll be walkin on the cement and makes a crack and then she goes to smoke it.
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
Yomma so stupid when she saw a yellow bus full of white people she stop that twinkie!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
there’s a canadian osama bin laden and a texan walking they come across a magic lamp a genie pops out and says you all have one wish.
the canadian goes i want my son to be a farmer like his ol man so i want the canadian land to be forever furtile POOF it is done the genie says.
osama bin laden then said i want a wall aroun afganistan iraq and iran to keep americans and canadians out POOF it is done the genie says.
taking interest in the wall the texan asked more about the wall the genie says it’s about 5000 feet high and 500 feet thick the texan sits down cracks a beer smiles and says fill it with water.
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she walk it look like two pit bulls fightin
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
yo momma like a squirrel she always gots nuts in her mouth
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
yo momma so stupid wen she saw a skateboard she says theres the family car
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
chilll with that old shit…its time to bring in the new
yo momma so crossed-ed when she cry’s…her tears run down her back.
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
chilll with that old shit…its time to bring in the new
yo momma so crossed-eyed when she cries…her tears run down her back.
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
Yo momma is so poor I went over to her house and it was just her two kids herself and I in the house ad she had three beans siting on the table and I picked one up and she said stop beeing so greedy.
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
yo momma s so poor she lives in a two story chip bag and has a dog med chip.
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
Lil Turd I wasn’t Disrespectin women I was disrespecting bitches! And you are BITCH NUMBER ONE LIL TURD!!! Now quit bugging me on my site I am on vacation ho! I am the king, all you bitches are evicted!
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
Your momma is so bald that when she puts a turtle neck on she looks like a busted condom
Posted: July 23rd, 2007
I CAME UP WIT DIS ONE
YO MOM IS SO OLD DAT SHE IS GOIN TO BREAST FEED A BABY
SH BREAST FEED DUST
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo he’s mamma is lik my donkey eveybody get’s to ride her!!!!
Posted: July 24th, 2007
Anonomous YO MOMMA HAD YOU …………..BECAUSE …………… YOU WAS A BUSTED CONDOM NIGGA THATS WHY YOU ARE HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH NOBODY LOVES YOU NOBODY WANTS YOU GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!! DEHAUN ? LIL TURD????
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo mommas so fat when u slap her ass you could ride the waves.
Posted: July 24th, 2007
wow look who’s talking my bitch yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks i don’t know which one is funnier YOU or YOUR MoMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks i don’t know which one is funnier YO JOKZ or YOUR MoMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo Momma is sooo bald that when her friend came to her house to do her hair she was lik which oneis it the between ur legs!!!!
Posted: July 24th, 2007
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo D.M.O yo momma so stupid she thought joke was funny
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo momma so stupid that she let wilmer hit it on the set of thats 70s show .
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo moma so fat that when god said, “Let Their Be Light”, he told your moma to get her fatass outa the way
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her!
Posted: July 24th, 2007
ooooooo look who talkin Mr i will smoke yaaa Momaa!!!!!!
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo BITCH ——->>>SMOKEY
Posted: July 24th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat, that when yo daddy has sex with her, he’s gotta wear a 2×4 so he don’t fall in.
Posted: July 24th, 2007
Hi I am here to say………………………………………………………………………………..
You don’t own this site
King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks
So stop being mean to everyone, and just go back to prostatute land
Posted: July 24th, 2007
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Posted: July 24th, 2007
negatiVE 2
Posted: July 24th, 2007
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Posted: July 24th, 2007
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Posted: July 24th, 2007
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Posted: July 24th, 2007
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FU KING HAHAHAHAAAH
Posted: July 25th, 2007
King of yall daddies look I don’t know about da rest of These gits but nigga you got da wrong one dont get mad at me for revealing yo secret yo momma told me last night oops looks like I said to much her dumb ass cant even spell I.Q and yall otha niggas and lil girls stop talkin shit when you aint got nothin to back it up wit.
Posted: July 25th, 2007
before god could light the earth yo mama had 2 move out tha damn way
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she wos werein a yellow dress one day walked right past me and i thought i mist the schoole bus…
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the couch.
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma is so old she babysited yoda
yo momma is so big she makes speed stick slow doun
yo momma is so fat she sits on the back of a truck and makes it look like hidrolichs
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma so fat that she has to use diet soap
yo momma is so old that she sat behind jesus in the third grade
yo momma is so old that her nipples look like saladitos
yo momma is so hairy that she has afros on her nipple
yo momma’s arms are so hairy that she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma so fat wen she went to heaven she dropped to hell
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma is so poor she cant even compete with the beggers
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma is so nasty wen her husband said to get on the car she started humpin it
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma si so hairy wen she goes out everybody yells king kong king kong
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma is so dum it took her 5 years to understand english
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma so ugly even the devil scared of her
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma is so fat wen she sit in the theatre she blocks everybody
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma so old she owns the record of havin the most sex with one guy
Posted: July 25th, 2007
your mommas so stupid she stole free food
Posted: July 25th, 2007
yo momma
Posted: July 25th, 2007
Screw, you “King” if were lucky you won’t come back,
Posted: July 25th, 2007
Yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks read this
Yo momma’s like a racecar driver- burns 50 rubbers a day.
Yo momma’s so old, I told her to act her own age-she died.
Yo momma’s so nasty, she makes blind people cry.
Yo momma’s so nasty, they press her face into cookie dough to make monster cookies.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is equator.
Posted: July 25th, 2007
Nice one D.M.O.
Posted: July 25th, 2007
I think i heard the “Act your age” joke before.
Posted: July 25th, 2007
My favorite part of the Bible is when thy rolled your mom from in front of the Tomb and realized Jesus wasn;t there
Posted: July 26th, 2007
YO MOMMA’S SO POOR SHE BATHED THAT KID,BAPTZED THAT KID AND RAISED THAT KID AL IN THE SAME BATH WATER
Posted: July 26th, 2007
YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
Posted: July 26th, 2007
AXE BODY SPRAY WON’T CURE THAT STENCH YOU NEED A REAL AXE TO CHOP YO ARMS OFF TO CURE THE STENCH “KING”
Posted: July 26th, 2007
yo momma so fat at when she went to a contest she win 1st,and2nd and 3rd place
Posted: July 26th, 2007
Thanks Son of maniac and nice one Lil Joker & Anonymous
Posted: July 26th, 2007
Yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks read this
Posted: July 26th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat, she makes right guard go left.
Yo momma’s so skinny, for halloween, she covered herself in aluminum foil and went as a leftover breadstick.
Yo momma’s so short, she jumped off the curb to commit suicide.
Yo momma’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Posted: July 26th, 2007
and to finish it of ur momma is lik a kangarooo HOPING on my DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: July 26th, 2007
come on momma land on my dick
Posted: July 26th, 2007
yo momma so fat she makes skinny people look like a toothpick
Posted: July 26th, 2007
your moms so old wen she went to school they didnt have history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: July 26th, 2007
yo mommas so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges sed ” No Professinals”
Posted: July 26th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon ..
Posted: July 26th, 2007
yo mommas so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges said … No Professinals
Posted: July 26th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat when she went on the bathroom scale it sed ” to Be Continued”
Posted: July 26th, 2007
yo mommas so black … she went to night school and the teacher marked her absent
Posted: July 26th, 2007
you mommas so dumb she studied for a drug test ha ha ha ha ha ha
Posted: July 27th, 2007
yo mommas pussy is so dirty they put it on fear factor
Posted: July 27th, 2007
yo momma so old even adam and eve is younger than her
Posted: July 27th, 2007
yo momma so short she made frens with the ants
Posted: July 27th, 2007
yo mommas so fat during the day she makes a lunar eclipse
Posted: July 27th, 2007
yo momma is like a hockey team she changes her pads every three PERIODSS!!!!!!!
Posted: July 27th, 2007
yo momma is like spoiled milk fat and chunky
Posted: July 27th, 2007
yo mommas like a car easy to drive
Posted: July 27th, 2007
your momma is like a rail easy to grind
Posted: July 27th, 2007
yo mommas like a bike easy ride
Posted: July 28th, 2007
Yeah all yall are real jackasses! those “your momma like a” are real played out and should be up your ass. You gotta bring it strong if you wanna hang wit da big boyz. Yall bitch ass pussies ai’nt got nothin on me Lil Turk came to set dis bitch off again so I declare war from all yall pussies
Posted: July 28th, 2007
yo mommas like a bike easy ride ……….Just look at this jokes it’s a piece of shit just like his momma
Posted: July 28th, 2007
Yo momma’s so abnormal, even Ripley’s couldn’t beleive it!
Posted: July 28th, 2007
Yo momma’s so big, they reserved a whole movie theater for her!
Posted: July 28th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she tripped over as wireless cord
yo mommas like a hardware store 25 cents a screw
Posted: July 28th, 2007
yo momma is so dirty the dishes wash her dirty ass.
yo momma is so active and acts so much lice a child her 14 kids ask for a turn on the slip and slide.
Posted: July 28th, 2007
yo momma is so fat and stupid she broke her own orbituary alinement
Posted: July 28th, 2007
yo mama so fat she bleed spaghetti sauce
Posted: July 28th, 2007
yo mama so fat and old she fell and separated pangea
Posted: July 28th, 2007
yo mama so fat when i finished havening sex i hade yo roll over to times to get of the fat birch
yo mama is so stupid she sold her house for rent money.
Posted: July 28th, 2007
yo mama so fat when i finished havening sex i hade to roll over to times to get of the fat birch
yo mama is so stupid she sold her house for rent money.
Posted: July 30th, 2007
yo momma is so bad her snatch is pandoras box
Posted: July 30th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she invented water prof tea bags
Posted: July 30th, 2007
how about this all of yo mommas are fat, ugly and stupid thats why she made you!
Posted: July 31st, 2007
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KING OF YO MOMMAS HASENT POSTED FOR A WHILE MABYE HE IS DEAD
Posted: July 31st, 2007
heres da shit boyz theres a new queen in town
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower!
Posted: July 31st, 2007
heres da shit boyz theres a new queen in town
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Posted: July 31st, 2007
yo mama so ugly all the men looked her and said id hit that…but wat they ment was with their gun&&i aint talkin bee bee!
Posted: July 31st, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, †Picture continued on other side.
The jokes on here are so funny!! You guys should check out this site that I recently went to. http://yomomma.tv/ - you can judge everyones yo momma jokes and you can even battle them.
Posted: August 1st, 2007
yo momma is so ugly,when she gave birth to her first child they slapped her face instead of the kidz ass!!!
Posted: August 1st, 2007
yo momma so stupid , she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order!
Posted: August 2nd, 2007
yo momma so greedy all she shares is her herpes
Posted: August 2nd, 2007
yo momma so short she could sit on a rug and her feet still dangle
Posted: August 3rd, 2007
yo momma’s so dumb, she thinks y’all’s jokes are funny!
Posted: August 3rd, 2007
yo momma is so fat that when she walks through a town i asia in a blue jumpsuit everyone runs screeming TSUNAMI!!!! lol i like this one hehe
Posted: August 3rd, 2007
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Posted: August 3rd, 2007
your mama so fat, she uses diet soap.
Posted: August 5th, 2007
your momma is so fat she tripped over wallmart and landed on target
ur grandpa iz so old that wen he has a orgasmn powder cumes out
ur momma iz so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
ur momma iz so black and her teeth are so yellow that when she smiles it looks like the pitsturb steelers helment
Posted: August 5th, 2007
Your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas
Posted: August 5th, 2007
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street iasked her what she was doing she said moving
Posted: August 5th, 2007
Hi all!
I’m Anne, a student of Free Universitet of Amsterdam.
Not long ago I became interested in job in internet.
I’m found a web-site where was an offer to invest money by 50% per month.
I’m interested in your opinion if it is true or not.
Web-site: perlzahn.de
Thank you
Posted: August 5th, 2007
Florettocka, um…. This is a Yo momma joke place. Not a How to invest your money place. Sry. Anyway I am not a creator or anything so I can’t decide what come in.
Anyway:
Yo momma so crazy she got more plastic surgery then Micheal Jackson
Yo momma so stupid she thinks George W Bush is Smart
Posted: August 6th, 2007
All of these july jokes are wack this how you do it………………………….yomomma is so poor that shemakedoodoo as dessert and pee to drink if she thristy
Posted: August 6th, 2007
yomomma stank like she live in the dumpster mr.king of this site my real name is mark you dont know who you taking to like that what if i talk about yo momma
Posted: August 6th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid when i was scrtching my knee she said DONT SCRATCH YOUR BUTT!!!!!!
Posted: August 6th, 2007
yo moma so ulgy when she worked at the bakery they put her face in the mix to make animal cookies
Posted: August 6th, 2007
yo moma so old she pees rust and farts dust
Posted: August 6th, 2007
yo moma so old i took yo moma to juasick park she started haveing flash backs
Posted: August 6th, 2007
Ur Mommas So Stupid She Meauseres How Long She Sleeps
Posted: August 7th, 2007
Yo moma was like the maytag repair man last night in bed….. she did a little bit of everything.
Posted: August 7th, 2007
III
Posted: August 7th, 2007
Yo momma so hairy when she brush her hair, it sound like big foot walkin on corn flakes
Posted: August 8th, 2007
I got one
You mommas so fat it takes 2 trains and a plane to get to her good side!!!
Posted: August 8th, 2007
Yo momma’s sooo fat that the world DOES revolve around her.
Posted: August 8th, 2007
to momma so stupid she cut her self w/ a razor phone
Posted: August 8th, 2007
jugar interactivo…
rater supervising,reprimand Alabamian …
Posted: August 9th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Posted: August 9th, 2007
NO! Nobody rocks the custom crack the way I do “son of mangiac” thats precisely why I am KING of YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS! I will agree with you on one thingyour jokes do suck and so do you. I dare you to insult me (not even in yo momma form ) and I will custom crack ™ your sorry punk ass into the stone age!AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!YOU ALL SUCK !!!!!!!TAKE MY CHALLENGE HHHHHHHHOOOOSSSS!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 9th, 2007
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Posted: August 9th, 2007
all yall momma so fat that she got hit by a bus and she turned around and said yall kids stop throwin them damn rocks
Posted: August 9th, 2007
yo mama is so poor she cant afford nothin for free
Posted: August 9th, 2007
yo mama is so fat that they had to put a twinkie on the other side of the door to get her through
Posted: August 9th, 2007
Anyway King seriously I have a question.
Are you:
A: A 12 year old beaten every day
B: A Drunken 40 year old who does not suceed in life, so takes it out on random people on a “Yo momma” Forum, therefore dissing everyone and making it “Seem” to you that they didn’t accomplish as much as you, where in reality they are a lot smarter
C: Are you just plain Crazy
D:Just plain Stupid
or
E: Just plain mean
Knowing you you will either
1:Ignore this and not answer
or
2: Wtrite some stupid post about how stupid you think “me an everyone else who is not you” a complete ass hole
‘or
3: Dis me
Posted: August 10th, 2007
LARRY JOE I LOOK DOWN ON YOU AND SO DOES SOCIETY, GO WALLOW IN YOUR DRUNKEN PITY, YOU SPINELESS IDIOT!!!!
Posted: August 10th, 2007
Oh snap!
Posted: August 11th, 2007
ok here it goes, prepare to laugh ur ass off, this ones for that kelly chick up there that had the yo momma so crossed eyed!! heres a good one:
Yo momma so cross-eyed that ya daddy left her for seein someone on the side!
Posted: August 11th, 2007
1.Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2.Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
3.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
4.Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
5.Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
6.Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
7.yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8.YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
9.Yo mommas so fat when she went on the bathroom scale it sed †to Be Continuedâ€
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Posted: August 11th, 2007
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Posted: August 11th, 2007
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Posted: August 11th, 2007
hey yo mama so fat when she went to a bowling ally everyone thought that she was the bonus pin, ding ding extra point for hiting tha fat one.
Posted: August 11th, 2007
yo mama so fat when she sweats she started a flooded.
ay yo . yo mama so fat when she sweated she made tha city of alantis look old.
yo mama so dirty when she walked into tha bathroom the toothbrush lean to one side and the mouth wash fush out by itself , everything went off by itself.
Posted: August 13th, 2007
yo mommas so ugly she entered a ugly contest and got rejected because they said no profecnals allowed
Posted: August 13th, 2007
yo mama so stinky she makes right guard go left
Posted: August 13th, 2007
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Yo momma so bald, when she went to the bowling alley people mistook her for a bowling ball!!
*Swish*
Posted: August 13th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly, when she walk around town people shout “Oh, Shit, Call the animal control!”
Posted: August 13th, 2007
Yo momma’s Boobs so big, people mistake them for parachutes!
Posted: August 13th, 2007
Yo momma so gray, people mistake her for a Thundercloud
Posted: August 13th, 2007
Yo momma so stinky even a garbage man wouldn’t marry her
Posted: August 13th, 2007
Yo momma so dirty even a sewage plant manager wouldn’t marry her
Posted: August 14th, 2007
yo mamma so fat its impossible for her to fall over
Posted: August 14th, 2007
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Posted: August 14th, 2007
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Yo Mommas So Desperate I Caught Her Doing Push Ups In A Cucumber Field
Yo Mommas So Fat When She Was Borny She Didnt Get A Birth Certificate She got Blueprints
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Posted: August 14th, 2007
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Posted: August 15th, 2007
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Posted: August 15th, 2007
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Posted: August 15th, 2007
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Posted: August 15th, 2007
Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
Posted: August 15th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Savings Time
Posted: August 15th, 2007
yo momma so fat she shows up on radar BITCH!!!
Posted: August 15th, 2007
yo momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. bring it on hos!
Posted: August 16th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Posted: August 16th, 2007
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Posted: August 16th, 2007
yo momma so fat the ocean is her waterbed
Posted: August 17th, 2007
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Posted: August 18th, 2007
yo momma is so fat, when a bus hit her she said “who threw that rock at me”!!!
Posted: August 18th, 2007
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Posted: August 18th, 2007
yo momma so black she went to night school and she got counted absent
Posted: August 19th, 2007
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Posted: August 19th, 2007
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Posted: August 19th, 2007
yo moma so lod she was a waitress at the last supper
Posted: August 19th, 2007
yo momma so hairy big foot takes photos of her
Posted: August 19th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw cuz she thought it was broken
Posted: August 19th, 2007
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Posted: August 20th, 2007
Yo mama so poor, that homeless people give HER spare change!
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Go die in a fire
Posted: August 20th, 2007
Yo Mommas like a meter 25 cents per hour
Posted: August 20th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid… when she bought her cellphone it said sprint so she started running.
Posted: August 20th, 2007
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Posted: August 20th, 2007
yomomma is so stupid that she is dumb
Posted: August 20th, 2007
yo mommas so fat that wen she went 2 tha zoo elephants started to throw peanuts at her
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Posted: August 20th, 2007
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yo mommas so fat that she makes sumo wrestlers look anarexic
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Posted: August 20th, 2007
yo momma is so poor she eats corn flakes with a fork 2 save milk
Posted: August 20th, 2007
yo mommas so fat that her blood stream contains 95% of conolia food oil
Posted: August 20th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she suks coks for breaky
Posted: August 20th, 2007
yo mommas so old that she stayed watchin world war 1 2 3 and 4
Posted: August 20th, 2007
yo mommas so poor she lives in a manchen
Posted: August 20th, 2007
yo mommas so poor that she once got feed bull sperm
Posted: August 21st, 2007
your momma’s like a nascar she burns 50 rubbers a day
Posted: August 21st, 2007
haha u all suck im da illest here
Posted: August 21st, 2007
yo momma so stupid i said westside walk it out and she left
Posted: August 21st, 2007
hey king of yo mommas and crakin punks ur more like the king of my dogs shit cause ur jokes r shity
Posted: August 21st, 2007
haha bitch eat that im the real king
Posted: August 21st, 2007
i change my name 2 king cause im the real king
Posted: August 21st, 2007
your mommas so hairy that when she left the there was bigfoot sightings in tampa
Posted: August 21st, 2007
Yo momma so fat , she needs an map to find her ass!
Posted: August 21st, 2007
Yo momma so dumb she uses a fork to eat soup!
Posted: August 21st, 2007
Yo momma so fat she have to use a bra as underwear!
Posted: August 21st, 2007
Yo momma so fat she find a pen in her ass…
Posted: August 21st, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she drinks wet shit as chocolate milk!
Posted: August 21st, 2007
Yo momma has so yellow teeth when she smiles the highway collapsing!
Posted: August 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid she uses a CD as a theethbrush…
Posted: August 21st, 2007
Yo momma so dumb she makes Bill Gates to make the operate system “DumbAssWindows”…
Posted: August 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly she was on Extreme Makeover and it dint work…
Posted: August 21st, 2007
yo mama is like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and get’s layed in the closet
Posted: August 22nd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, When she sat in the school cafeteria she say by EVERYBODY.
Posted: August 22nd, 2007
*sat*
Posted: August 22nd, 2007
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Posted: August 22nd, 2007
yo mama so fat she got more chins than the hong kond fone book
Posted: August 22nd, 2007
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Posted: August 22nd, 2007
yea im cool u dont have 2 say it cause i just did
Posted: August 22nd, 2007
Posted: August 22nd, 2007
WHAT!!! I’m tha queen b of all this! There’z sumthing 4 you all to suck on!!!!
Posted: August 23rd, 2007
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Posted: August 23rd, 2007
yo mommas so hot that that she is kept in a freezer to help antarctica from melt down
Posted: August 23rd, 2007
yo mommas so poor she found a gold coin in a drain and bought a tampon with it
Posted: August 24th, 2007
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Ya mama is so fat…when she took a piss….the hole world was told that a tsunami was coming….
Posted: August 24th, 2007
…Ya mama is so fat!!…wen she walked pass da TV…I missed the hole movie!!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
Ya mama is so old…her milk-shake’s xpire….
Posted: August 24th, 2007
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Posted: August 24th, 2007
Ya mama is so ugly wen she walks down the street she ware a
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Posted: August 24th, 2007
Ya mama is so fat…people around the world funraise money for the hungry children in South Africa bcoz ya mama ate all da food….
Posted: August 24th, 2007
Ya mama is so dum….ya little sister got hit by a car, she came and asked me what was the number for 111…..
Posted: August 24th, 2007
ya mama is so fat….she bend over n we missed 2 weeks of sunlight….!!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
ya mama is so fat….
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Posted: August 24th, 2007
ur momma so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales said where have u been long lost sister
Posted: August 24th, 2007
ur momma so fat when she fell off the boat the captain said land ahoy
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo momma breath smell so bad…. she cant help but 2 talk shit!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she wated at a stop sign until it said go.
Posted: August 27th, 2007