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410 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

  1. 1
    King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      I am the king and yall suck !!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON HOS !!

  2. 2
    mikayla said:

      yo momma so old she needs a kick start vibrater!

  3. 3
    Jenny said:

      yo momma so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach

  4. 4
    dan said:

      yo mamas so old she farts out dust!

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    Lil Turk said:

      What it do dis ya man lil Turk and I came to to set dis bitch off once again. And king of yo daddies why would you disrespect women like dat did’nt I teach you bettah than that

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    Aaleya said:

      yo mama so greasy texaco buys oil from her

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    Alysa said:

      you mama so fat she eat wheat thicks

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    sAbRiNa said:

      yo mama so fat from bein a junky she’ll be walkin on the cement and makes a crack and then she goes to smoke it.

  9. 9
    FAT ASS said:

      Yomma so stupid when she saw a yellow bus full of white people she stop that twinkie!!!!!!!!!!1

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    LIL-G said:

      there’s a canadian osama bin laden and a texan walking they come across a magic lamp a genie pops out and says you all have one wish.

      the canadian goes i want my son to be a farmer like his ol man so i want the canadian land to be forever furtile POOF it is done the genie says.

      osama bin laden then said i want a wall aroun afganistan iraq and iran to keep americans and canadians out POOF it is done the genie says.

      taking interest in the wall the texan asked more about the wall the genie says it’s about 5000 feet high and 500 feet thick the texan sits down cracks a beer smiles and says fill it with water.

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    LIL-G said:

      yo momma is so fat when she walk it look like two pit bulls fightin

  12. 12
    LIL-G said:

      yo momma like a squirrel she always gots nuts in her mouth

  13. 13
    kellie said:

      yo momma so stupid wen she saw a skateboard she says theres the family car

  14. 14
    kaylee said:

      chilll with that old shit…its time to bring in the new

      yo momma so crossed-ed when she cry’s…her tears run down her back.

  15. 15
    kaylee said:

      chilll with that old shit…its time to bring in the new

      yo momma so crossed-eyed when she cries…her tears run down her back.

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so poor I went over to her house and it was just her two kids herself and I in the house ad she had three beans siting on the table and I picked one up and she said stop beeing so greedy.

  17. 17
    ike said:

      yo momma s so poor she lives in a two story chip bag and has a dog med chip.

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    King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      Lil Turd I wasn’t Disrespectin women I was disrespecting bitches! And you are BITCH NUMBER ONE LIL TURD!!! Now quit bugging me on my site I am on vacation ho! I am the king, all you bitches are evicted!

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    Anonymous said:

      Your momma is so bald that when she puts a turtle neck on she looks like a busted condom

  20. 20
    Anonymous said:

      I CAME UP WIT DIS ONE

      YO MOM IS SO OLD DAT SHE IS GOIN TO BREAST FEED A BABY
      SH BREAST FEED DUST

  21. 21
    D.M.O said:

      yo he’s mamma is lik my donkey eveybody get’s to ride her!!!!

  22. 22
    King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      Anonomous YO MOMMA HAD YOU …………..BECAUSE …………… YOU WAS A BUSTED CONDOM NIGGA THATS WHY YOU ARE HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH NOBODY LOVES YOU NOBODY WANTS YOU GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!! DEHAUN ? LIL TURD????

  23. 23
    ron said:

      yo mommas so fat when u slap her ass you could ride the waves.

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    D.M.O said:

      wow look who’s talking my bitch yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. 25
    D.M.O said:

      yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks i don’t know which one is funnier YOU or YOUR MoMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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    D.M.O said:

      yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks i don’t know which one is funnier YO JOKZ or YOUR MoMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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    D.M.O said:

      yo Momma is sooo bald that when her friend came to her house to do her hair she was lik which oneis it the between ur legs!!!!

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    D.M.O said:

      Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”

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    smokey said:

      yo D.M.O yo momma so stupid she thought joke was funny

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    smokey said:

      yo momma so stupid that she let wilmer hit it on the set of thats 70s show .

  31. 31
    sikhawk said:

      yo moma so fat that when god said, “Let Their Be Light”, he told your moma to get her fatass outa the way

  32. 32
    amy said:

      yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her!

  33. 33
    D.M.O said:

      ooooooo look who talkin Mr i will smoke yaaa Momaa!!!!!!

  34. 34
    D.M.O said:

      yo BITCH ——->>>SMOKEY

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    D.M.O said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, that when yo daddy has sex with her, he’s gotta wear a 2×4 so he don’t fall in.

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    Son of maniac said:

      Hi I am here to say………………………………………………………………………………..
      You don’t own this site
      King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks
      So stop being mean to everyone, and just go back to prostatute land

  37. 37
    Mister Sexy said:

      -1

  38. 38
    Hu said:

      negatiVE 2

  39. 39
    Son of maniac said:

      -3

  40. 40
    King rulesXD said:

      -2

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    Succulent mamamo said:

      -4

  42. 42
    poopie labns said:

      -5
      FU KING HAHAHAHAAAH

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    Lil Turk said:

      King of yall daddies look I don’t know about da rest of These gits but nigga you got da wrong one dont get mad at me for revealing yo secret yo momma told me last night oops looks like I said to much her dumb ass cant even spell I.Q and yall otha niggas and lil girls stop talkin shit when you aint got nothin to back it up wit.

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    cashmoney said:

      before god could light the earth yo mama had 2 move out tha damn way

  45. 45
    autumn said:

      yo momma is so fat she wos werein a yellow dress one day walked right past me and i thought i mist the schoole bus…

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    autumn said:

      yo momma is so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the couch.

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    abrcrombie said:

      yo momma is so old she babysited yoda

      yo momma is so big she makes speed stick slow doun

      yo momma is so fat she sits on the back of a truck and makes it look like hidrolichs

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    Adrian said:

      yo momma so fat that she has to use diet soap

      yo momma is so old that she sat behind jesus in the third grade

      yo momma is so old that her nipples look like saladitos

      yo momma is so hairy that she has afros on her nipple

      yo momma’s arms are so hairy that she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

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    angelo said:

      yo momma so fat wen she went to heaven she dropped to hell

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    angelo said:

      yo momma is so poor she cant even compete with the beggers

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    angelo said:

      yo momma is so nasty wen her husband said to get on the car she started humpin it

  52. 52
    angelo said:

      yo momma si so hairy wen she goes out everybody yells king kong king kong

  53. 53
    angelo said:

      yo momma is so dum it took her 5 years to understand english

  54. 54
    angelo said:

      yo momma so ugly even the devil scared of her

  55. 55
    angelo said:

      yo momma is so fat wen she sit in the theatre she blocks everybody

  56. 56
    angelo said:

      yo momma so old she owns the record of havin the most sex with one guy

  57. 57
    miggie said:

      your mommas so stupid she stole free food

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWUDmbslXEQ&NR=1 said:

      yo momma

  59. 59
    Son of maniac said:

      Screw, you “King” if were lucky you won’t come back,

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    D.M.O said:

      Yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks read this

      Yo momma’s like a racecar driver- burns 50 rubbers a day.

      Yo momma’s so old, I told her to act her own age-she died.

      Yo momma’s so nasty, she makes blind people cry.

      Yo momma’s so nasty, they press her face into cookie dough to make monster cookies.

      Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is equator.

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    Son of maniac said:

      Nice one D.M.O.

  62. 62
    Son of maniac said:

      I think i heard the “Act your age” joke before.

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    Lil Joker said:

      My favorite part of the Bible is when thy rolled your mom from in front of the Tomb and realized Jesus wasn;t there

  64. 64
    Lil Joker said:

      YO MOMMA’S SO POOR SHE BATHED THAT KID,BAPTZED THAT KID AND RAISED THAT KID AL IN THE SAME BATH WATER

  65. 65
    Lil Joker said:

      YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE

  66. 66
    Lil Joker said:

      AXE BODY SPRAY WON’T CURE THAT STENCH YOU NEED A REAL AXE TO CHOP YO ARMS OFF TO CURE THE STENCH “KING”

  67. 67
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat at when she went to a contest she win 1st,and2nd and 3rd place

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    D.M.O said:

      Thanks Son of maniac and nice one Lil Joker & Anonymous

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    D.M.O said:

      Yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks read this

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    D.M.O said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, she makes right guard go left.

      Yo momma’s so skinny, for halloween, she covered herself in aluminum foil and went as a leftover breadstick.

      Yo momma’s so short, she jumped off the curb to commit suicide.

      Yo momma’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

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    D.M.O said:

      and to finish it of ur momma is lik a kangarooo HOPING on my DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. 72
    D.M.O said:

      come on momma land on my dick

  73. 73
    angelo said:

      yo momma so fat she makes skinny people look like a toothpick

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    Anonymous said:

      your moms so old wen she went to school they didnt have history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. 75
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges sed ” No Professinals”

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    Vanessa said:

      yo mommas so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon ..

  77. 77
    Vanessa said:

      yo mommas so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges said … No Professinals

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    Vanessa said:

      Yo mommas so fat when she went on the bathroom scale it sed ” to Be Continued”

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    Vanessa said:

      yo mommas so black … she went to night school and the teacher marked her absent

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    casey said:

      you mommas so dumb she studied for a drug test ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas pussy is so dirty they put it on fear factor

  82. 82
    angelo said:

      yo momma so old even adam and eve is younger than her

  83. 83
    angelo said:

      yo momma so short she made frens with the ants

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    jackass said:

      yo mommas so fat during the day she makes a lunar eclipse

  85. 85
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is like a hockey team she changes her pads every three PERIODSS!!!!!!!

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    Jose said:

      yo momma is like spoiled milk fat and chunky

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    helio said:

      yo mommas like a car easy to drive

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    lenny said:

      your momma is like a rail easy to grind

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    jackass said:

      yo mommas like a bike easy ride

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    Lil Turk said:

      Yeah all yall are real jackasses! those “your momma like a” are real played out and should be up your ass. You gotta bring it strong if you wanna hang wit da big boyz. Yall bitch ass pussies ai’nt got nothin on me Lil Turk came to set dis bitch off again so I declare war from all yall pussies

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    Lil Turk said:

      yo mommas like a bike easy ride ……….Just look at this jokes it’s a piece of shit just like his momma

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    mIcHeLlE said:

      Yo momma’s so abnormal, even Ripley’s couldn’t beleive it!

  93. 93
    mIcHeLlE said:

      Yo momma’s so big, they reserved a whole movie theater for her!

  94. 94
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid she tripped over as wireless cord

      yo mommas like a hardware store 25 cents a screw

  95. 95
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so dirty the dishes wash her dirty ass.

      yo momma is so active and acts so much lice a child her 14 kids ask for a turn on the slip and slide.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat and stupid she broke her own orbituary alinement

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    jckeekeemh said:

      yo mama so fat she bleed spaghetti sauce

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    jckeekeemh said:

      yo mama so fat and old she fell and separated pangea

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    nathan .spencer said:

      yo mama so fat when i finished havening sex i hade yo roll over to times to get of the fat birch

      yo mama is so stupid she sold her house for rent money.

  100. 100
    nathan .s said:

      yo mama so fat when i finished havening sex i hade to roll over to times to get of the fat birch

      yo mama is so stupid she sold her house for rent money.

  101. 101
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so bad her snatch is pandoras box

  102. 102
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid she invented water prof tea bags

  103. 103
    missy said:

      how about this all of yo mommas are fat, ugly and stupid thats why she made you!

  104. 104
    Son of maniac said:

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KING OF YO MOMMAS HASENT POSTED FOR A WHILE MABYE HE IS DEAD

  105. 105
    sexybitch said:

      heres da shit boyz theres a new queen in town

      Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower!

  106. 106
    sexybitch said:

      heres da shit boyz theres a new queen in town

      Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

  107. 107
    sexybitch said:

      yo mama so ugly all the men looked her and said id hit that…but wat they ment was with their gun&&i aint talkin bee bee!

  108. 108
    Olivia said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, ” Picture continued on other side.

      The jokes on here are so funny!! You guys should check out this site that I recently went to. http://yomomma.tv/ - you can judge everyones yo momma jokes and you can even battle them.

  109. 109
    Taz said:

      yo momma is so ugly,when she gave birth to her first child they slapped her face instead of the kidz ass!!!

  110. 110
    michael said:

      yo momma so stupid , she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order!

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    trevor said:

      yo momma so greedy all she shares is her herpes

  112. 112
    trevor said:

      yo momma so short she could sit on a rug and her feet still dangle

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s so dumb, she thinks y’all’s jokes are funny!

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    lol :) said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she walks through a town i asia in a blue jumpsuit everyone runs screeming TSUNAMI!!!! lol i like this one hehe

  115. 115
    BRooKE said:

      fjfjnvbcmhg

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    Adi said:

      your mama so fat, she uses diet soap.

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    G-Money said:

      your momma is so fat she tripped over wallmart and landed on target
      ur grandpa iz so old that wen he has a orgasmn powder cumes out
      ur momma iz so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
      ur momma iz so black and her teeth are so yellow that when she smiles it looks like the pitsturb steelers helment

  118. 118
    joker276 said:

      Your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas

  119. 119
    Jacob said:

      yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street iasked her what she was doing she said moving

  120. 120
    Florettochka said:

      Hi all!

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      Not long ago I became interested in job in internet.
      I’m found a web-site where was an offer to invest money by 50% per month.
      I’m interested in your opinion if it is true or not.
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  121. 121
    Son of maniac said:

      Florettocka, um…. This is a Yo momma joke place. Not a How to invest your money place. Sry. Anyway I am not a creator or anything so I can’t decide what come in.
      Anyway:

      Yo momma so crazy she got more plastic surgery then Micheal Jackson
      Yo momma so stupid she thinks George W Bush is Smart

  122. 122
    Ti [king of the south] said:

      All of these july jokes are wack this how you do it………………………….yomomma is so poor that shemakedoodoo as dessert and pee to drink if she thristy

  123. 123
    Ti [king of the south] said:

      yomomma stank like she live in the dumpster mr.king of this site my real name is mark you dont know who you taking to like that what if i talk about yo momma

  124. 124
    angel said:

      yo momma is so stupid when i was scrtching my knee she said DONT SCRATCH YOUR BUTT!!!!!!

  125. 125
    yo moma said:

      yo moma so ulgy when she worked at the bakery they put her face in the mix to make animal cookies

  126. 126
    yo moma said:

      yo moma so old she pees rust and farts dust

  127. 127
    yo moma said:

      yo moma so old i took yo moma to juasick park she started haveing flash backs

  128. 128
    Anonymous said:

      Ur Mommas So Stupid She Meauseres How Long She Sleeps

  129. 129
    dews1983 said:

      Yo moma was like the maytag repair man last night in bed….. she did a little bit of everything.

  130. 130
    Anonymous said:

      III

  131. 131
    D4 said:

      Yo momma so hairy when she brush her hair, it sound like big foot walkin on corn flakes

  132. 132
    mongoose said:

      I got one

      You mommas so fat it takes 2 trains and a plane to get to her good side!!!

  133. 133
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s sooo fat that the world DOES revolve around her.

  134. 134
    Anonymous said:

      to momma so stupid she cut her self w/ a razor phone

  135. 135
    jugar interactivo said:

      jugar interactivo…

      rater supervising,reprimand Alabamian …

  136. 136
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

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    King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      NO! Nobody rocks the custom crack the way I do “son of mangiac” thats precisely why I am KING of YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS! I will agree with you on one thingyour jokes do suck and so do you. I dare you to insult me (not even in yo momma form ) and I will custom crack ™ your sorry punk ass into the stone age!AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!YOU ALL SUCK !!!!!!!TAKE MY CHALLENGE HHHHHHHHOOOOSSSS!!!!!!!!

  138. 138
    Peredelise said:

      Alas, that antelope is far less light than some creepy bluebird. [URL=http://belon.org/betting/spread-betting.html]spread betting[/URL]

  139. 139
    crime star said:

      all yall momma so fat that she got hit by a bus and she turned around and said yall kids stop throwin them damn rocks

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    shushu said:

      yo mama is so poor she cant afford nothin for free

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    shushu said:

      yo mama is so fat that they had to put a twinkie on the other side of the door to get her through

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    Son of Maniac said:

      Anyway King seriously I have a question.

      Are you:
      A: A 12 year old beaten every day
      B: A Drunken 40 year old who does not suceed in life, so takes it out on random people on a “Yo momma” Forum, therefore dissing everyone and making it “Seem” to you that they didn’t accomplish as much as you, where in reality they are a lot smarter
      C: Are you just plain Crazy
      D:Just plain Stupid
      or
      E: Just plain mean

      Knowing you you will either
      1:Ignore this and not answer
      or
      2: Wtrite some stupid post about how stupid you think “me an everyone else who is not you” a complete ass hole
      ‘or
      3: Dis me

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    Son of Maniac said:

      LARRY JOE I LOOK DOWN ON YOU AND SO DOES SOCIETY, GO WALLOW IN YOUR DRUNKEN PITY, YOU SPINELESS IDIOT!!!!

  144. 144
    Abu said:

      Oh snap!

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    Ta-lay-der said:

      ok here it goes, prepare to laugh ur ass off, this ones for that kelly chick up there that had the yo momma so crossed eyed!! heres a good one:

      Yo momma so cross-eyed that ya daddy left her for seein someone on the side!

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    ISHIT MAMA? said:

      1.Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
      2.Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
      3.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
      4.Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
      5.Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
      6.Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
      7.yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      8.YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
      9.Yo mommas so fat when she went on the bathroom scale it sed ” to Be Continued”
      take dat!!!!!!!!awwwwwwwwwwwww snnaaaapppppp

  147. 147
    ISHIT MAMA? said:

      walk it owt walk it owt!!
      hhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo…..

  148. 148
    ISHIT MAMA? said:

      you wanna battle wif me????you wanna battle wif me?????
      ABU??…..ANGEL??…..YO MAMMA??…SHUSHU??…..Son of Maniac??…

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    DJ PROBE said:

      hey yo mama so fat when she went to a bowling ally everyone thought that she was the bonus pin, ding ding extra point for hiting tha fat one.

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    DJ PROBE said:

      yo mama so fat when she sweats she started a flooded.
      ay yo . yo mama so fat when she sweated she made tha city of alantis look old.
      yo mama so dirty when she walked into tha bathroom the toothbrush lean to one side and the mouth wash fush out by itself , everything went off by itself.

  151. 151
    manaz said:

      yo mommas so ugly she entered a ugly contest and got rejected because they said no profecnals allowed

  152. 152
    jack mehoff said:

      yo mama so stinky she makes right guard go left

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    Chopstix said:

      Okay.. Here it goes:

      Yo momma so bald, when she went to the bowling alley people mistook her for a bowling ball!!

      *Swish*

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    Chopstix said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when she walk around town people shout “Oh, Shit, Call the animal control!”

  155. 155
    Chopstix said:

      Yo momma’s Boobs so big, people mistake them for parachutes!

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    Chopstix said:

      Yo momma so gray, people mistake her for a Thundercloud

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    Chopstix said:

      Yo momma so stinky even a garbage man wouldn’t marry her

  158. 158
    Chopstix said:

      Yo momma so dirty even a sewage plant manager wouldn’t marry her

  159. 159
    sum guy said:

      yo mamma so fat its impossible for her to fall over

  160. 160
    siriuslek said:
  161. 161
    Dylan said:

      Bruv You Lot Dunt Know How To Cuss Eyah Is A Few Of Mine
      Yo Mommas So Desperate I Caught Her Doing Push Ups In A Cucumber Field
      Yo Mommas So Fat When She Was Borny She Didnt Get A Birth Certificate She got Blueprints
      Have That Bitches!!!!!!

  162. 162
    Dylan said:

      I wonna say peoples and a shoutout to all my mates and for dem who dont believe its meh well i aint sayin meh surname so how about taplow dats all im sayin biatches!!!!

  163. 163
    affordable health insurance maryland said:

      affordable health insurance maryland…

      emergency:tramples hospitable …

  164. 164
    Alexpete said:

      LoL a friend of mine just shown me coolest flash game I ever seen and I just can’t keep it to myself.
      It is everywhere on the net just google for “the right mix” and you find it:
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  165. 165
    Anonymous said:

      oh yeah ?!
      yo mommma
      !

  166. 166
    Joke Junkie said:

      EVERYONES MAMMA IS LIKE MCDONALDS BILLIONS! AND BILLIONS SERVED!!! eat that!

  167. 167
    Joke Junkie said:

      Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…

  168. 168
    Joke Junkie said:

      yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Savings Time

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    Joke Junkie said:

      yo momma so fat she shows up on radar BITCH!!!

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    Joke Junkie said:

      yo momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. bring it on hos!

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    mel said:

      Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat the ocean is her waterbed

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    El moreno said:

      yo momma is so fat, when a bus hit her she said “who threw that rock at me”!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so black she went to night school and she got counted absent

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    brabbit said:

      yo moma so lod she was a waitress at the last supper

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    brabbit said:

      yo momma so hairy big foot takes photos of her

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    brabbit said:

      yo momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw cuz she thought it was broken

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    brabbit said:

      anyone who wants to yo momma battle me say my name

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so poor, that homeless people give HER spare change!

      PS: “King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks”
      Go die in a fire

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo Mommas like a meter 25 cents per hour

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    Zion said:

      Yo momma so stupid… when she bought her cellphone it said sprint so she started running.

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    yomomma said:

      yomomma is so stupid that she is dumb

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so fat that wen she went 2 tha zoo elephants started to throw peanuts at her
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    Anonymous said:

      hey biatches have a go at this 1,
      yo mommas so fat that she makes sumo wrestlers look anarexic
      hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhaaaahahhaahhaha

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so poor she eats corn flakes with a fork 2 save milk

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so fat that her blood stream contains 95% of conolia food oil

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid she suks coks for breaky

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so old that she stayed watchin world war 1 2 3 and 4

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so poor she lives in a manchen

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so poor that she once got feed bull sperm

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    brad said:

      your momma’s like a nascar she burns 50 rubbers a day

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    brad said:

      haha u all suck im da illest here

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    brad said:

      yo momma so stupid i said westside walk it out and she left

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    brad said:

      hey king of yo mommas and crakin punks ur more like the king of my dogs shit cause ur jokes r shity

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    brad said:

      haha bitch eat that im the real king

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    king brad said:

      i change my name 2 king cause im the real king

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    king brad said:

      your mommas so hairy that when she left the there was bigfoot sightings in tampa

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    Jaypeefz said:

      Yo momma so fat , she needs an map to find her ass!

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    Jaypeefz said:

      Yo momma so dumb she uses a fork to eat soup!

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    Jaypeefz said:

      Yo momma so fat she have to use a bra as underwear!

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    Jaypeefz said:

      Yo momma so fat she find a pen in her ass…

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    Jaypeefz said:

      Yo momma so stupid she drinks wet shit as chocolate milk!

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    Jaypeefz said:

      Yo momma has so yellow teeth when she smiles the highway collapsing!

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    Jaypeefz said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she uses a CD as a theethbrush…

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    Jaypeefz said:

      Yo momma so dumb she makes Bill Gates to make the operate system “DumbAssWindows”…

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    Jaypeefz said:

      Yo momma is so ugly she was on Extreme Makeover and it dint work…

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and get’s layed in the closet

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    CrazyDille said:

      Yo momma is so fat, When she sat in the school cafeteria she say by EVERYBODY.

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    CrazyDille said:

      *sat*

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    CrazyDille said:

      These jokes are…Well, How do I say this? Some really just suck and you can hear at at a hospital and others just rock! Keep on guys.

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    ure seceret admirier said:

      yo mama so fat she got more chins than the hong kond fone book

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    ure seceret admirier said:

      ummm yer alll gay n cant make up yo mama jokes 4 yah life

      i wanted 2 kill the sexiest person alive but ……… suicide is a crime

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    ure seceret admirier said:

      yea im cool u dont have 2 say it cause i just did

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    DaRe DeViL said:

      WHAT!!! I’m tha queen b of all this! There’z sumthing 4 you all to suck on!!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so hot that that she is kept in a freezer to help antarctica from melt down

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so poor she found a gold coin in a drain and bought a tampon with it

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    Anonymous said:

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      Ya mama is so fat…when she took a piss….the hole world was told that a tsunami was coming….

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    Benny said:

      …Ya mama is so fat!!…wen she walked pass da TV…I missed the hole movie!!

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    Benny said:

      Ya mama is so old…her milk-shake’s xpire….

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    Benny said:

      Ya mama is so dum…
      she went to da hospital to see a doctor…n saw a sign in the waiting room that said….”DOCTORS LEFT” so the bitch went back home….

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    Benny said:

      Ya mama is so ugly wen she walks down the street she ware a
      SKI-MASK

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    Benny said:

      Ya mama is so fat…people around the world funraise money for the hungry children in South Africa bcoz ya mama ate all da food….

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    Benny said:

      Ya mama is so dum….ya little sister got hit by a car, she came and asked me what was the number for 111…..

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    Benny said:

      ya mama is so fat….she bend over n we missed 2 weeks of sunlight….!!

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    Benny said:

      ya mama is so fat….
      she could be the next planet..!!

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    elyssa said:

      ur momma so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales said where have u been long lost sister

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    elyssa said:

      ur momma so fat when she fell off the boat the captain said land ahoy

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    benny g said:

      yo momma breath smell so bad…. she cant help but 2 talk shit!

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    hernan said:

      yo momma so stupid she wated at a stop sign until it said go.

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