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547 Yo Momma Jokes in “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    I am the king and yall suck !!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON HOS !!



  2. mikayla's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she needs a kick start vibrater!



  3. Jenny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach



  4. dan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she farts out dust!



  5. Lil Turk's Momma Joke:

    What it do dis ya man lil Turk and I came to to set dis bitch off once again. And king of yo daddies why would you disrespect women like dat did’nt I teach you bettah than that



  6. Aaleya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy texaco buys oil from her



  7. Alysa's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat she eat wheat thicks



  8. sAbRiNa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat from bein a junky she’ll be walkin on the cement and makes a crack and then she goes to smoke it.



  9. FAT ASS's Momma Joke:

    Yomma so stupid when she saw a yellow bus full of white people she stop that twinkie!!!!!!!!!!1



  10. LIL-G's Momma Joke:

    there’s a canadian osama bin laden and a texan walking they come across a magic lamp a genie pops out and says you all have one wish.

    the canadian goes i want my son to be a farmer like his ol man so i want the canadian land to be forever furtile POOF it is done the genie says.

    osama bin laden then said i want a wall aroun afganistan iraq and iran to keep americans and canadians out POOF it is done the genie says.

    taking interest in the wall the texan asked more about the wall the genie says it’s about 5000 feet high and 500 feet thick the texan sits down cracks a beer smiles and says fill it with water.



  11. LIL-G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she walk it look like two pit bulls fightin



  12. LIL-G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a squirrel she always gots nuts in her mouth



  13. kellie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid wen she saw a skateboard she says theres the family car



  14. kaylee's Momma Joke:

    chilll with that old shit…its time to bring in the new

    yo momma so crossed-ed when she cry’s…her tears run down her back.



  15. kaylee's Momma Joke:

    chilll with that old shit…its time to bring in the new

    yo momma so crossed-eyed when she cries…her tears run down her back.



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor I went over to her house and it was just her two kids herself and I in the house ad she had three beans siting on the table and I picked one up and she said stop beeing so greedy.



  17. ike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma s so poor she lives in a two story chip bag and has a dog med chip.



  18. King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    Lil Turd I wasn’t Disrespectin women I was disrespecting bitches! And you are BITCH NUMBER ONE LIL TURD!!! Now quit bugging me on my site I am on vacation ho! I am the king, all you bitches are evicted!



  19. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so bald that when she puts a turtle neck on she looks like a busted condom



  20. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I CAME UP WIT DIS ONE

    YO MOM IS SO OLD DAT SHE IS GOIN TO BREAST FEED A BABY
    SH BREAST FEED DUST



  21. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    yo he’s mamma is lik my donkey eveybody get’s to ride her!!!!



  22. ron's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when u slap her ass you could ride the waves.



  23. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    wow look who’s talking my bitch yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  24. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma is sooo bald that when her friend came to her house to do her hair she was lik which oneis it the between ur legs!!!!



  25. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”



  26. smokey's Momma Joke:

    yo D.M.O yo momma so stupid she thought joke was funny



  27. smokey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she let wilmer hit it on the set of thats 70s show .



  28. sikhawk's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat that when god said, “Let Their Be Light”, he told your moma to get her fatass outa the way



  29. amy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her!



  30. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    ooooooo look who talkin Mr i will smoke yaaa Momaa!!!!!!



  31. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    yo BITCH ——->>>SMOKEY



  32. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, that when yo daddy has sex with her, he’s gotta wear a 2×4 so he don’t fall in.



  33. Mister Sexy's Momma Joke:

    -1



  34. Hu's Momma Joke:

    negatiVE 2



  35. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    -3



  36. King rulesXD's Momma Joke:

    -2



  37. Succulent mamamo's Momma Joke:

    -4



  38. poopie labns's Momma Joke:

    -5
    FU KING HAHAHAHAAAH



  39. cashmoney's Momma Joke:

    before god could light the earth yo mama had 2 move out tha damn way



  40. autumn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she wos werein a yellow dress one day walked right past me and i thought i mist the schoole bus…



  41. autumn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the couch.



  42. abrcrombie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she babysited yoda

    yo momma is so big she makes speed stick slow doun

    yo momma is so fat she sits on the back of a truck and makes it look like hidrolichs



  43. Adrian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she has to use diet soap

    yo momma is so old that she sat behind jesus in the third grade

    yo momma is so old that her nipples look like saladitos

    yo momma is so hairy that she has afros on her nipple

    yo momma’s arms are so hairy that she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock



  44. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she went to heaven she dropped to hell



  45. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she cant even compete with the beggers



  46. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty wen her husband said to get on the car she started humpin it



  47. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma si so hairy wen she goes out everybody yells king kong king kong



  48. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dum it took her 5 years to understand english



  49. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly even the devil scared of her



  50. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat wen she sit in the theatre she blocks everybody



  51. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she owns the record of havin the most sex with one guy



  52. miggie's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid she stole free food



  53. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWUDmbslXEQ&NR=1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma



  54. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Screw, you “King” if were lucky you won’t come back,



  55. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    Yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks read this

    Yo momma’s like a racecar driver- burns 50 rubbers a day.

    Yo momma’s so old, I told her to act her own age-she died.

    Yo momma’s so nasty, she makes blind people cry.

    Yo momma’s so nasty, they press her face into cookie dough to make monster cookies.

    Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is equator.



  56. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Nice one D.M.O.



  57. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    I think i heard the “Act your age” joke before.



  58. Lil Joker's Momma Joke:

    My favorite part of the Bible is when thy rolled your mom from in front of the Tomb and realized Jesus wasn;t there



  59. Lil Joker's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S SO POOR SHE BATHED THAT KID,BAPTZED THAT KID AND RAISED THAT KID AL IN THE SAME BATH WATER



  60. Lil Joker's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE



  61. Lil Joker's Momma Joke:

    AXE BODY SPRAY WON’T CURE THAT STENCH YOU NEED A REAL AXE TO CHOP YO ARMS OFF TO CURE THE STENCH “KING”



  62. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat at when she went to a contest she win 1st,and2nd and 3rd place



  63. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    Thanks Son of maniac and nice one Lil Joker & Anonymous



  64. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    Yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks read this



  65. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she makes right guard go left.

    Yo momma’s so skinny, for halloween, she covered herself in aluminum foil and went as a leftover breadstick.

    Yo momma’s so short, she jumped off the curb to commit suicide.

    Yo momma’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.



  66. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    and to finish it of ur momma is lik a kangarooo HOPING on my DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  67. D.M.O's Momma Joke:

    come on momma land on my dick



  68. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she makes skinny people look like a toothpick



  69. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms so old wen she went to school they didnt have history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  70. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges sed ” No Professinals”



  71. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon ..



  72. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges said … No Professinals



  73. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat when she went on the bathroom scale it sed ” to Be Continued”



  74. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black … she went to night school and the teacher marked her absent



  75. casey's Momma Joke:

    you mommas so dumb she studied for a drug test ha ha ha ha ha ha



  76. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old even adam and eve is younger than her



  77. angelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she made frens with the ants



  78. jackass's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat during the day she makes a lunar eclipse



  79. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a hockey team she changes her pads every three PERIODSS!!!!!!!



  80. Jose's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like spoiled milk fat and chunky



  81. helio's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a car easy to drive



  82. lenny's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a rail easy to grind



  83. jackass's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a bike easy ride



  84. Lil Turk's Momma Joke:

    Yeah all yall are real jackasses! those “your momma like a” are real played out and should be up your ass. You gotta bring it strong if you wanna hang wit da big boyz. Yall bitch ass pussies ai’nt got nothin on me Lil Turk came to set dis bitch off again so I declare war from all yall pussies



  85. Lil Turk's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a bike easy ride ……….Just look at this jokes it’s a piece of shit just like his momma



  86. mIcHeLlE's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so abnormal, even Ripley’s couldn’t beleive it!



  87. mIcHeLlE's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so big, they reserved a whole movie theater for her!



  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tripped over as wireless cord

    yo mommas like a hardware store 25 cents a screw



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dirty the dishes wash her dirty ass.

    yo momma is so active and acts so much lice a child her 14 kids ask for a turn on the slip and slide.



  90. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and stupid she broke her own orbituary alinement



  91. jckeekeemh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she bleed spaghetti sauce



  92. jckeekeemh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and old she fell and separated pangea



  93. nathan .spencer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when i finished havening sex i hade yo roll over to times to get of the fat birch

    yo mama is so stupid she sold her house for rent money.



  94. nathan .s's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when i finished havening sex i hade to roll over to times to get of the fat birch

    yo mama is so stupid she sold her house for rent money.



  95. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so bad her snatch is pandoras box



  96. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she invented water prof tea bags



  97. missy's Momma Joke:

    how about this all of yo mommas are fat, ugly and stupid thats why she made you!



  98. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KING OF YO MOMMAS HASENT POSTED FOR A WHILE MABYE HE IS DEAD



  99. sexybitch's Momma Joke:

    heres da shit boyz theres a new queen in town

    Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower!



  100. sexybitch's Momma Joke:

    heres da shit boyz theres a new queen in town

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!



  101. sexybitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly all the men looked her and said id hit that…but wat they ment was with their gun&&i aint talkin bee bee!



  102. Olivia's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, ” Picture continued on other side.

    The jokes on here are so funny!! You guys should check out this site that I recently went to. http://yomomma.tv/ - you can judge everyones yo momma jokes and you can even battle them.



  103. Taz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly,when she gave birth to her first child they slapped her face instead of the kidz ass!!!



  104. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid , she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order!



  105. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greedy all she shares is her herpes



  106. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she could sit on a rug and her feet still dangle



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb, she thinks y’all’s jokes are funny!



  108. lol :)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she walks through a town i asia in a blue jumpsuit everyone runs screeming TSUNAMI!!!! lol i like this one hehe



  109. BRooKE's Momma Joke:

    fjfjnvbcmhg



  110. Adi's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat, she uses diet soap.



  111. G-Money's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she tripped over wallmart and landed on target
    ur grandpa iz so old that wen he has a orgasmn powder cumes out
    ur momma iz so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
    ur momma iz so black and her teeth are so yellow that when she smiles it looks like the pitsturb steelers helment



  112. joker276's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas



  113. Jacob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street iasked her what she was doing she said moving



  114. Florettochka's Momma Joke:

    Hi all!

    I’m Anne, a student of Free Universitet of Amsterdam.
    Not long ago I became interested in job in internet.
    I’m found a web-site where was an offer to invest money by 50% per month.
    I’m interested in your opinion if it is true or not.
    Web-site: perlzahn.de

    Thank you :)



  115. Son of maniac's Momma Joke:

    Florettocka, um…. This is a Yo momma joke place. Not a How to invest your money place. Sry. Anyway I am not a creator or anything so I can’t decide what come in.
    Anyway:

    Yo momma so crazy she got more plastic surgery then Micheal Jackson
    Yo momma so stupid she thinks George W Bush is Smart



  116. Ti [king of the south]'s Momma Joke:

    All of these july jokes are wack this how you do it………………………….yomomma is so poor that shemakedoodoo as dessert and pee to drink if she thristy



  117. Ti [king of the south]'s Momma Joke:

    yomomma stank like she live in the dumpster mr.king of this site my real name is mark you dont know who you taking to like that what if i talk about yo momma



  118. angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when i was scrtching my knee she said DONT SCRATCH YOUR BUTT!!!!!!



  119. yo moma's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ulgy when she worked at the bakery they put her face in the mix to make animal cookies



  120. yo moma's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old she pees rust and farts dust



  121. yo moma's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old i took yo moma to juasick park she started haveing flash backs



  122. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur Mommas So Stupid She Meauseres How Long She Sleeps



  123. dews1983's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma was like the maytag repair man last night in bed….. she did a little bit of everything.



  124. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    III



  125. D4's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy when she brush her hair, it sound like big foot walkin on corn flakes



  126. mongoose's Momma Joke:

    I got one

    You mommas so fat it takes 2 trains and a plane to get to her good side!!!



  127. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s sooo fat that the world DOES revolve around her.



  128. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    to momma so stupid she cut her self w/ a razor phone



  129. jugar interactivo's Momma Joke:

    jugar interactivo…

    rater supervising,reprimand Alabamian …



  130. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  131. King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    NO! Nobody rocks the custom crack the way I do “son of mangiac” thats precisely why I am KING of YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS! I will agree with you on one thingyour jokes do suck and so do you. I dare you to insult me (not even in yo momma form ) and I will custom crack ™ your sorry punk ass into the stone age!AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!YOU ALL SUCK !!!!!!!TAKE MY CHALLENGE HHHHHHHHOOOOSSSS!!!!!!!!



  132. Peredelise's Momma Joke:

    Alas, that antelope is far less light than some creepy bluebird. [URL=http://belon.org/betting/spread-betting.html]spread betting[/URL]



  133. crime star's Momma Joke:

    all yall momma so fat that she got hit by a bus and she turned around and said yall kids stop throwin them damn rocks



  134. shushu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she cant afford nothin for free



  135. shushu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that they had to put a twinkie on the other side of the door to get her through



  136. Son of Maniac's Momma Joke:

    Anyway King seriously I have a question.

    Are you:
    A: A 12 year old beaten every day
    B: A Drunken 40 year old who does not suceed in life, so takes it out on random people on a “Yo momma” Forum, therefore dissing everyone and making it “Seem” to you that they didn’t accomplish as much as you, where in reality they are a lot smarter
    C: Are you just plain Crazy
    D:Just plain Stupid
    or
    E: Just plain mean

    Knowing you you will either
    1:Ignore this and not answer
    or
    2: Wtrite some stupid post about how stupid you think “me an everyone else who is not you” a complete ass hole
    ‘or
    3: Dis me



  137. Son of Maniac's Momma Joke:

    LARRY JOE I LOOK DOWN ON YOU AND SO DOES SOCIETY, GO WALLOW IN YOUR DRUNKEN PITY, YOU SPINELESS IDIOT!!!!



  138. Abu's Momma Joke:

    Oh snap!



  139. Ta-lay-der's Momma Joke:

    ok here it goes, prepare to laugh ur ass off, this ones for that kelly chick up there that had the yo momma so crossed eyed!! heres a good one:

    Yo momma so cross-eyed that ya daddy left her for seein someone on the side!



  140. ISHIT MAMA?'s Momma Joke:

    1.Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
    2.Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
    3.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
    4.Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
    5.Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
    6.Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
    7.yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    8.YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
    9.Yo mommas so fat when she went on the bathroom scale it sed ” to Be Continued”
    take dat!!!!!!!!awwwwwwwwwwwww snnaaaapppppp



  141. ISHIT MAMA?'s Momma Joke:

    walk it owt walk it owt!!
    hhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo…..



  142. DJ PROBE's Momma Joke:

    hey yo mama so fat when she went to a bowling ally everyone thought that she was the bonus pin, ding ding extra point for hiting tha fat one.



  143. DJ PROBE's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sweats she started a flooded.
    ay yo . yo mama so fat when she sweated she made tha city of alantis look old.
    yo mama so dirty when she walked into tha bathroom the toothbrush lean to one side and the mouth wash fush out by itself , everything went off by itself.



  144. manaz's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she entered a ugly contest and got rejected because they said no profecnals allowed



  145. jack mehoff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stinky she makes right guard go left



  146. Chopstix's Momma Joke:

    Okay.. Here it goes:

    Yo momma so bald, when she went to the bowling alley people mistook her for a bowling ball!!

    *Swish*



  147. Chopstix's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when she walk around town people shout “Oh, Shit, Call the animal control!”



  148. Chopstix's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s Boobs so big, people mistake them for parachutes!



  149. Chopstix's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so gray, people mistake her for a Thundercloud



  150. Chopstix's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stinky even a garbage man wouldn’t marry her



  151. Chopstix's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dirty even a sewage plant manager wouldn’t marry her



  152. sum guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat its impossible for her to fall over



  153. siriuslek's Momma Joke:

    Hi here how are you? I am newbie in http://www.thebestyomommajokes.com so i hope i will get some friends here :)



  154. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    Bruv You Lot Dunt Know How To Cuss Eyah Is A Few Of Mine
    Yo Mommas So Desperate I Caught Her Doing Push Ups In A Cucumber Field
    Yo Mommas So Fat When She Was Borny She Didnt Get A Birth Certificate She got Blueprints
    Have That Bitches!!!!!!



  155. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    I wonna say peoples and a shoutout to all my mates and for dem who dont believe its meh well i aint sayin meh surname so how about taplow dats all im sayin biatches!!!!



  156. affordable health insurance maryland's Momma Joke:

    affordable health insurance maryland…

    emergency:tramples hospitable …



  157. Alexpete's Momma Joke:

    LoL a friend of mine just shown me coolest flash game I ever seen and I just can’t keep it to myself.
    It is everywhere on the net just google for “the right mix” and you find it:
    My barman has died 5 times before I found first “drinkable” mix.

    Best Regards
    .::AleXPetE::.
    For Adults Only
    http://www.adultfriendflnder.info/



  158. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    oh yeah ?!
    yo mommma
    !



  159. Joke Junkie's Momma Joke:

    EVERYONES MAMMA IS LIKE MCDONALDS BILLIONS! AND BILLIONS SERVED!!! eat that!



  160. Joke Junkie's Momma Joke:

    Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…



  161. Joke Junkie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Savings Time



  162. Joke Junkie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she shows up on radar BITCH!!!



  163. Joke Junkie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. bring it on hos!



  164. mel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”



  165. nj affordable health insurance's Momma Joke:

    nj affordable health insurance…

    squabbling?arguing,tolerates beers,…



  166. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the ocean is her waterbed



  167. galinagirll's Momma Joke:

    hello , you have a very nice site, but Im hired to leave advertising comments on sites, sorry i hate to do it but i have to . If you dont like advertising comments please send me an email with your site address to
    tedirectory(at)yahoo(dot)com and I will not write on your site. Sorry for inconvenience.



  168. El moreno's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when a bus hit her she said “who threw that rock at me”!!!



  169. health insurance company alexandria va's Momma Joke:

    health insurance company alexandria va…

    remembered Nilsen papers uneven?hopefulness …



  170. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she went to night school and she got counted absent



  171. lil_b w@@t w@@t's Momma Joke:

    Yo mAmAz b sOo fAt hUr nIcK NaMe iS DaYuMn!!!!!
    Yo mAmAz sO UgLy sHe wAs oN ExTrEmE MaKeOvEr ……. hOmE EdItIoN
    yO MaMaZ So fAt wEn i tOlD HeR To BaK It uHp oN Me … IsAiD … kEeP KuMiN KeeP KuMiN
    yO MaMaZ So fAt wEn yOu hAv sEx wItH HeR sHe hAs tO GiV DiReCtIoNs
    Yo mAmAz sO fAt wEn sHe fArTeD ShE SlApT Me wItH HeR aSs cHeEk..

    w@@@t!!!! Yayah biarch



  172. individual health insurance dallas texas area's Momma Joke:

    individual health insurance dallas texas area…

    symphonies!kindles.longings digitally sportswriter Myra!…



  173. brabbit's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so lod she was a waitress at the last supper



  174. brabbit's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy big foot takes photos of her



  175. brabbit's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw cuz she thought it was broken



  176. brabbit's Momma Joke:

    anyone who wants to yo momma battle me say my name



  177. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor, that homeless people give HER spare change!

    PS: “King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks”
    Go die in a fire



  178. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas like a meter 25 cents per hour



  179. Zion's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid… when she bought her cellphone it said sprint so she started running.



  180. AltaGid's Momma Joke:

    Hello! Help solve the problem.
    Very often try to enter the site, but says that the password is not correct.
    Regrettably use of remembering. Give like to be?
    Thank you!



  181. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yomomma is so stupid that she is dumb



  182. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey biatches have a go at this 1,
    yo mommas so fat that she makes sumo wrestlers look anarexic
    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhaaaahahhaahhaha



  183. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she eats corn flakes with a fork 2 save milk



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that her blood stream contains 95% of conolia food oil



  185. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she suks coks for breaky



  186. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old that she stayed watchin world war 1 2 3 and 4



  187. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor she lives in a manchen



  188. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor that she once got feed bull sperm



  189. brad's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s like a nascar she burns 50 rubbers a day



  190. brad's Momma Joke:

    haha u all suck im da illest here



  191. brad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i said westside walk it out and she left



  192. brad's Momma Joke:

    hey king of yo mommas and crakin punks ur more like the king of my dogs shit cause ur jokes r shity



  193. brad's Momma Joke:

    haha bitch eat that im the real king



  194. king brad's Momma Joke:

    i change my name 2 king cause im the real king



  195. king brad's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so hairy that when she left the there was bigfoot sightings in tampa



  196. Jaypeefz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat , she needs an map to find her ass!



  197. Jaypeefz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she uses a fork to eat soup!



  198. Jaypeefz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she have to use a bra as underwear!



  199. Jaypeefz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she find a pen in her ass…



  200. Jaypeefz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she drinks wet shit as chocolate milk!



  201. Jaypeefz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma has so yellow teeth when she smiles the highway collapsing!



  202. Jaypeefz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she uses a CD as a theethbrush…



  203. Jaypeefz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she makes Bill Gates to make the operate system “DumbAssWindows”…



  204. Jaypeefz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she was on Extreme Makeover and it dint work…



  205. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and get’s layed in the closet



  206. CrazyDille's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, When she sat in the school cafeteria she say by EVERYBODY.



  207. CrazyDille's Momma Joke:

    *sat*



  208. CrazyDille's Momma Joke:

    These jokes are…Well, How do I say this? Some really just suck and you can hear at at a hospital and others just rock! Keep on guys.



  209. ure seceret admirier's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got more chins than the hong kond fone book



  210. ure seceret admirier's Momma Joke:

    ummm yer alll gay n cant make up yo mama jokes 4 yah life

    i wanted 2 kill the sexiest person alive but ……… suicide is a crime



  211. ure seceret admirier's Momma Joke:

    yea im cool u dont have 2 say it cause i just did



  212. ure seceret admirier's Momma Joke:

    :) :) :) :) :) :0 wat nowww



  213. DaRe DeViL's Momma Joke:

    WHAT!!! I’m tha queen b of all this! There’z sumthing 4 you all to suck on!!!!



  214. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hot that that she is kept in a freezer to help antarctica from melt down



  215. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor she found a gold coin in a drain and bought a tampon with it



  216. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey ya all ry..!!

    Ya mama is so fat…when she took a piss….the hole world was told that a tsunami was coming….



  217. Benny's Momma Joke:

    …Ya mama is so fat!!…wen she walked pass da TV…I missed the hole movie!!



  218. Benny's Momma Joke:

    Ya mama is so old…her milk-shake’s xpire….



  219. Benny's Momma Joke:

    Ya mama is so dum…
    she went to da hospital to see a doctor…n saw a sign in the waiting room that said….”DOCTORS LEFT” so the bitch went back home….



  220. Benny's Momma Joke:

    Ya mama is so ugly wen she walks down the street she ware a
    SKI-MASK



  221. Benny's Momma Joke:

    Ya mama is so fat…people around the world funraise money for the hungry children in South Africa bcoz ya mama ate all da food….



  222. Benny's Momma Joke:

    Ya mama is so dum….ya little sister got hit by a car, she came and asked me what was the number for 111…..



  223. Benny's Momma Joke:

    ya mama is so fat….she bend over n we missed 2 weeks of sunlight….!!



  224. Benny's Momma Joke:

    ya mama is so fat….
    she could be the next planet..!!



  225. elyssa's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales said where have u been long lost sister



  226. elyssa's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she fell off the boat the captain said land ahoy



  227. benny g's Momma Joke:

    yo momma breath smell so bad…. she cant help but 2 talk shit!



  228. hernan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she wated at a stop sign until it said go.



  229. black touch's Momma Joke:



  230. K-Unit's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said, “hey, stop that twinkie!!!!!!!!”



  231. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she went out wearing stilettoes and came bak wearing flip flops



  232. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i walked in her house i steped on a roach and she said no thats my dinner



  233. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she joined the army just to get free haircuts.



  234. shaine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy kreuger nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!TOP THAT



  235. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR THE LAST TIME SHE SMELT A GOOD MEAL IS WHEN A RICH MAN FARTED.

    s0.+he



  236. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  237. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a boomerang she is always coming back for more



  238. Kalob's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Poor When I Kicked A Random Can, She Said ‘STOP MOVIN’ MAH HOUSE’



  239. yo yo yo's Momma Joke:

    hey King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks I luv ur jokes I thoughht they were funny, but D.M.O ur just plane out stupid all ur jokes are all old ones that we all heard of before so stop dis’ n King of Yo Mommas……………. Peace



  240. ignilimah's Momma Joke:

    * xYC - Concert Programme
    [url=http://expresso.awesomewebspace.com]expresso.awesomewebspace.com[/url]



  241. trent's Momma Joke:

    i am the king of king bra’s yo leave the yo momma jokes to me.

    wont a be’s



  242. slicnic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so tall, she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the face.



  243. slicnic's Momma Joke:

    you momma’s so fat, she sat on a nickel and a booger popper outta george washington’s nose.



  244. slicnic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, she went to a restaurant and the waitress gave a menu and she said “okay”.



  245. slicnic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly, the villager’s accidentally burned her house down instead of frankenstein’s



  246. Andy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat,she thought white cake icing was spreadible deoderant



  247. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA so



  248. JACKI ALLAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA so FAT dora couldn’t explore HER



  249. Annie.P's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA so wrinkly she looks like an ELBOW



  250. Tania Holden's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA so black she’s darker than a lit match



  251. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died



  252. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    do you know that story about the little old lady that lived i a shoe well yo mama is sooooo poor that she lives in a flip flop lol



  253. darnell's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so fat she canhged her b day so she aint going any were soon except for some lays**$$lol



  254. momma dissa's Momma Joke:

    yo, i was reading this loooong list of jokes and i agree wiht son of a maniac, and “king” go suck an egg, and pee up a tree,



  255. momma dissa's Momma Joke:

    sup homies, i dont ussally come on dis site, so no1 come on it, u mite get infected with rabies from “king” but thats all right, u guys were un noticed enuf to know that, again DO NOT COME ON THIS SITE



  256. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish!



  257. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she can be seen from outa space



  258. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a belt on



  259. beckytha one and the only!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly,she was kicked out of the ugly bar



  260. UA's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so short she has to slam dunk her bus fair



  261. UA's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so ugly they had to put her in an incubator with tinted windows

    Your momma like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter

    Your momma so old she sneezed and disinegrated

    Your momma like a farm she’s always tryin to get plowed

    Your momma so ugly the only dude she could screw was smokey the bear.Well I got one question for Smokey.What have you been smokin?



  262. UA's Momma Joke:

    Me an your momma’s like the belt she used to get beat with…..I’m always tearin that ass up



  263. Denis Vakulchik's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  264. marcos's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaso stupid she got locked in a grocry store and starved



  265. marcos's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so stupid she got locked in a grocry store and starved



  266. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Some of you guys type things that you cant even understand the joke…before you post something why dont some of you PROOF READ………..DUMB ASSES



  267. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i think that yall are dumb in da head.
    and yall need’a stop argueing over dumb “ya momma jokes”
    cuzzz it is immature and stupid.

    danng when yall gonna grow up?



  268. Taylor STAR:]]'s Momma Joke:

    mann yall is WACK!!!!



  269. kev's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that she got chased by jappanes military sayin that she was godzillas wife



  270. kev's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she jumped in mid air and got stock



  271. Taylor STAR:]]'s Momma Joke:

    still bein immature huh?



  272. Taylor STAR:]]'s Momma Joke:

    typical.



  273. GX-LZP-GX's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, she walked outside… i wasnt laughing but the floor was cracking up.



  274. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Im the dumbest idiot in the world.



  275. Taylor STAR:]]'s Momma Joke:

    yes…yes you are.
    ahahahahaha stupid.



  276. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that she got stuck in the door and they had to butter her sides and hold a twinkie to get her through



  277. crakin up's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that when she went outside in a yellow raincoat everbody said “TAXI!’.



  278. crakin up's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that in september everybody said “halloween already?”



  279. crakin up's Momma Joke:

    crud that last one was yo mommas so UGLY not fat



  280. crakin up's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly that when she walked into the bank they had to turn off the survalence cameras



  281. BaRt harvy's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat… that she…um.. lets c here… um… oh ya..ohwait…dang…oh ya u mama so fat she uh….uh… she so fat she FAT!!!….. oh ya beat that yos …

    harvey’s makes ur burger …a beautiful thing !



  282. D-Block's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took the pepsi challenge and chose jif



  283. blazin's Momma Joke:

    Ayt listen upp

    Yo momma so fat even dora cant explore her



  284. generai the pwner's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO SMALL U CAN SEE HER FIGHT ON HER DRIVERS LICENCE!!



  285. generai the pwner's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS CROSSEYED SO MUCH THAT WHEN SHE CRIES HER TEARS
    TOUCH THE TIP OF HER NOSE!!



  286. generai the pwner's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT LOST IN THE GRAND CANYON! NO SRY SHE GOT STUCK!



  287. generai the pwner's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA SO STUPID SHE DIED OF HUNGER IN SAINSBURYS!



  288. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they built a 5 mile track around her for exercise



  289. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas breath is so stinky the military uses her for gas bombs



  290. yomomma's Momma Joke:



  291. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped up and came back down she kept on going down



  292. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth is so yellow when she closes her mouth she looks like a jackolantern



  293. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a horse,she always gets ridden



  294. Taylor STAR:]]'s Momma Joke:

    YA’LL ARE STUPID.



  295. AJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side



  296. THE REAL KING OF YOU MOMMAS's Momma Joke:

    I am the king not that dumb ass punk king of yo mommas and crackin punks. He can kiss this
    Yo momma is so ugly when she came onto me I did the heismen on her ass



  297. THE REAL KING OF YOU MOMMAS's Momma Joke:

    Taylor STAR:]] you can suck on this wit yo punk ass shit
    Yo momma is so stupid she changed her name to cadillac so guys would throw some D’s on that bitch



  298. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she went to sea world to get baptized



  299. hayley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she went to sea world to get baptized



  300. hayley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old even god calls her momma



  301. kim's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she is on both sides of the family



  302. king (not king of yo mommas lol)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she brought a ticket to subway



  303. king (not king of yo mommas lol)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall she tripped on a rock and hit the moon



  304. king (not king of yo mommas lol)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles



  305. king (not king of yo mommas lol)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor burlars broke into her house and LEFT money



  306. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to catch the moon and fell off her balcony.



  307. king (not king of yo mommas lol)'s Momma Joke:

    oh yea? well,
    yo momma so ugly the first time she ever saw a monster is when she looked in the mirror. ooooh….beatthat!



  308. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya using old jokes…get a life…dumbasses…ya aint even funny



  309. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u and yo mama soo nasty…u the piece of shit stuck between her buns…!



  310. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo fat she died trying to give birth to another fat ass…U!!!



  311. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat…she sweats out bacon grease…



  312. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat..she shits out pork sausages…



  313. Me Me Me I Is Da Best!! x x x x ;-)'s Momma Joke:

    this is betta than all your shit!!!!

    Yo Momma is so stupid, she got locked in the toilets and pissed her self!!

    Yeah hoe’s!!!!



  314. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DAMN FAT, SHE PUT ON A RED DRESS, WENT OUTSIDE AND HEARD KIDS SCREAMING “HEY KOOL-AID!”
    yo momma so fat, were in her right now
    yo momma so fat, she went bungee jumping straight to hell
    yo momma so fat, when she turn arund ppl gave her welcome back party
    yo momma so short she slam dunk the bus fare



  315. Michael Foley's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soooo ol’ that Jurrassic Park brings back memories.



  316. Michael Foley's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soooo heavey, that she sat on a pimped - out monster truck and made it into a crappy little low - rider!



  317. Michael Foley's Momma Joke:

    You momma soooo ol’ that when she was goin’ down the street, the cops stopped her and ask her for her license, and it should a picture of her riding a dinosaur back in her time!



  318. Michael Foley's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid, she plays leap frog with a unicorn.



  319. Michael Foley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s head is so big, that when she went into the local hat shop they had to change the tag from “one size fits all”, to “one size fits most”!



  320. Michael Foley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb founded, that she called the brain surgens to come over to her house, and when they finally got there, she said I thought I ordered pizza!



  321. mega killer's Momma Joke:

    Hey. i Like potatoes so that was it bye.



  322. mega killer's Momma Joke:

    Jump Hello Huh Blue Oh riht . your mother is fat. is there really anything else i need to say.



  323. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yur momma



  324. lindsey lohan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma emo and homa ha ha te he la la icky icky icky azing bong bong



  325. lindsey lohan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s butt is so hairy it looks like um hairy



  326. lindsey lohan's Momma Joke:

    gghgfgh

    3



  327. GX-LZP-GX's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates cant pay for her lipo suction.



  328. buresh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big fat and ugly, when she tried to get to walmart she stumbled over kmart and landed right on target



  329. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she jumped onthe titanic thats what caused it to sink



  330. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror her own reflection ducks



  331. Mr.Pimp's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old i tapped her in the ack and her tits fell down



  332. Mr.Pimp's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old i tapped her in the back and her tits fell down



  333. Mr.Pimp's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor i saw her at the junkyard and i asked her what she was doing and she said Christmas shopping



  334. Mr.Pimp's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid i rang the doorbell and she went looking in the microwave



  335. Mr.Pimp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a hard ware store 5 cents a screw



  336. Mr.Pimp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  337. Mr.Pimp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a door knob every one gets a turn



  338. Mr.Pimp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like an elephant she goes up,down,and all around



  339. si's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.



  340. laydee tease :) london :)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

    Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

    Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.



  341. thebest's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow dress the kids said o look the bus is comeing



  342. jnick's Momma Joke:

    you mama so gay micheal jacson said ahh man



  343. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat dora cant even explore her.



  344. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when shes wearing a yellow rain jaket people say taxi



  345. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like Humpty Dumpty 1st she gets humped then she getts dumped.



  346. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she stepped on a air plane it turned in to a submoren.



  347. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like my homework……………………….i do her every day



  348. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    so i saw your mama walking down the street holding a pig i said y u holding a pig the pig said i won her in a rafle.



  349. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so hairy,



  350. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so hairy,when she shaved her arm pit she lost 20 pounds.



  351. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny she needs 2 run around the shower 2 get wet



  352. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny she hollihopes with cherioes.



  353. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller!!!!!



  354. jddqdbqfkn's Momma Joke:

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! uloysucgczcah



  355. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”



  356. ronAssewsBuro's Momma Joke:

    rosie@triad29.com

    rosieponder@verizon.net

    Not only do they try to rip you off, they send your email out and you get a ton of junk mail.



  357. yo's Momma Joke:

    yomma so ugly when she was born they had to tie a piece of steak to her neck so the would play with her!!!!!!



  358. scarface's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she was born they had to tie a piece of steak to her neck so the dog would just play with her.



  359. scarface's Momma Joke:

    yommma is so stupid that she brang a spoon to the chili bowl



  360. butwhole's Momma Joke:

    yomma is so fat it takes 16,00000000000,000000000 years just to unload her of the briklin brigde



  361. gangstalife's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she keeps pictures of food in her purse



  362. gangstalife's Momma Joke:

    Yo mooma is so ugly Pimp My Ride had to do a makeover



  363. kampourakis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy when you came out of birth you got rug burn.



  364. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she was takn a bath in the ocea



  365. SHaNNaYNaY's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to park her car, put a quarter in the parking meter then asked for a GUMBALL!



  366. thiago's Momma Joke:

    yomamma is so stupid she thinks that college rule filler paper is a college for paper



  367. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on wal mart and lowered the prices



  368. christian's Momma Joke:

    yomma so fat when she stept on a scale it said to be cotinued



  369. christian's Momma Joke:

    yomma so fat when she stept on scale it said to be continued



  370. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so cheap i saw her chasing a garbge truck with a grocery list



  371. bigbreez's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she farts out dust!



  372. bigbreez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she throws a punch she gets a wegge



  373. $TATER$'s Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat she got pulled over by police with a tug boat!!!LOL



  374. YOur mom's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that shes fat ooooooooooo top that i bet none yaww can



  375. Y2725's Momma Joke:

    (you say this to a black guy)
    yomma’s breath is so bad, that your not really black, its just from her breathing on you!



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