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410 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. 133
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s sooo fat that the world DOES revolve around her.

  2. 134
    Anonymous said:

      to momma so stupid she cut her self w/ a razor phone

  3. 135
    jugar interactivo said:

      jugar interactivo…

      rater supervising,reprimand Alabamian …

  4. 136
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

  5. 137
    King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      NO! Nobody rocks the custom crack the way I do “son of mangiac” thats precisely why I am KING of YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS! I will agree with you on one thingyour jokes do suck and so do you. I dare you to insult me (not even in yo momma form ) and I will custom crack ™ your sorry punk ass into the stone age!AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!YOU ALL SUCK !!!!!!!TAKE MY CHALLENGE HHHHHHHHOOOOSSSS!!!!!!!!

  6. 138
    Peredelise said:

      Alas, that antelope is far less light than some creepy bluebird. [URL=http://belon.org/betting/spread-betting.html]spread betting[/URL]

  7. 139
    crime star said:

      all yall momma so fat that she got hit by a bus and she turned around and said yall kids stop throwin them damn rocks

  8. 140
    shushu said:

      yo mama is so poor she cant afford nothin for free

  9. 141
    shushu said:

      yo mama is so fat that they had to put a twinkie on the other side of the door to get her through

  10. 142
    Son of Maniac said:

      Anyway King seriously I have a question.

      Are you:
      A: A 12 year old beaten every day
      B: A Drunken 40 year old who does not suceed in life, so takes it out on random people on a “Yo momma” Forum, therefore dissing everyone and making it “Seem” to you that they didn’t accomplish as much as you, where in reality they are a lot smarter
      C: Are you just plain Crazy
      D:Just plain Stupid
      or
      E: Just plain mean

      Knowing you you will either
      1:Ignore this and not answer
      or
      2: Wtrite some stupid post about how stupid you think “me an everyone else who is not you” a complete ass hole
      ‘or
      3: Dis me

  11. 143
    Son of Maniac said:

      LARRY JOE I LOOK DOWN ON YOU AND SO DOES SOCIETY, GO WALLOW IN YOUR DRUNKEN PITY, YOU SPINELESS IDIOT!!!!

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