1.Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2.Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
3.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
4.Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
5.Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
6.Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
7.yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8.YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
9.Yo mommas so fat when she went on the bathroom scale it sed †to Be Continuedâ€
take dat!!!!!!!!awwwwwwwwwwwww snnaaaapppppp
yo mama so fat when she sweats she started a flooded.
ay yo . yo mama so fat when she sweated she made tha city of alantis look old.
yo mama so dirty when she walked into tha bathroom the toothbrush lean to one side and the mouth wash fush out by itself , everything went off by itself.
Posted: August 10th, 2007
Oh snap!
Posted: August 11th, 2007
ok here it goes, prepare to laugh ur ass off, this ones for that kelly chick up there that had the yo momma so crossed eyed!! heres a good one:
Yo momma so cross-eyed that ya daddy left her for seein someone on the side!
Posted: August 11th, 2007
1.Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2.Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
3.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
4.Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
5.Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
6.Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
7.yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8.YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
9.Yo mommas so fat when she went on the bathroom scale it sed †to Be Continuedâ€
take dat!!!!!!!!awwwwwwwwwwwww snnaaaapppppp
Posted: August 11th, 2007
walk it owt walk it owt!!
hhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo…..
Posted: August 11th, 2007
you wanna battle wif me????you wanna battle wif me?????
ABU??…..ANGEL??…..YO MAMMA??…SHUSHU??…..Son of Maniac??…
Posted: August 11th, 2007
hey yo mama so fat when she went to a bowling ally everyone thought that she was the bonus pin, ding ding extra point for hiting tha fat one.
Posted: August 11th, 2007
yo mama so fat when she sweats she started a flooded.
ay yo . yo mama so fat when she sweated she made tha city of alantis look old.
yo mama so dirty when she walked into tha bathroom the toothbrush lean to one side and the mouth wash fush out by itself , everything went off by itself.
Posted: August 13th, 2007
yo mommas so ugly she entered a ugly contest and got rejected because they said no profecnals allowed
Posted: August 13th, 2007
yo mama so stinky she makes right guard go left
Posted: August 13th, 2007
Okay.. Here it goes:
Yo momma so bald, when she went to the bowling alley people mistook her for a bowling ball!!
*Swish*
Posted: August 13th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly, when she walk around town people shout “Oh, Shit, Call the animal control!”