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  1. 155
    Chopstix said:

      Yo momma’s Boobs so big, people mistake them for parachutes!

  2. 156
    Chopstix said:

      Yo momma so gray, people mistake her for a Thundercloud

  3. 157
    Chopstix said:

      Yo momma so stinky even a garbage man wouldn’t marry her

  4. 158
    Chopstix said:

      Yo momma so dirty even a sewage plant manager wouldn’t marry her

  5. 159
    sum guy said:

      yo mamma so fat its impossible for her to fall over

  6. 160
    siriuslek said:
  7. 161
    Dylan said:

      Bruv You Lot Dunt Know How To Cuss Eyah Is A Few Of Mine
      Yo Mommas So Desperate I Caught Her Doing Push Ups In A Cucumber Field
      Yo Mommas So Fat When She Was Borny She Didnt Get A Birth Certificate She got Blueprints
      Have That Bitches!!!!!!

  8. 162
    Dylan said:

      I wonna say peoples and a shoutout to all my mates and for dem who dont believe its meh well i aint sayin meh surname so how about taplow dats all im sayin biatches!!!!

  9. 163
    affordable health insurance maryland said:

      affordable health insurance maryland…

      emergency:tramples hospitable …

  10. 164
    Alexpete said:

      LoL a friend of mine just shown me coolest flash game I ever seen and I just can’t keep it to myself.
      It is everywhere on the net just google for “the right mix” and you find it:
      My barman has died 5 times before I found first “drinkable” mix.

      Best Regards
      .::AleXPetE::.
      For Adults Only
      http://www.adultfriendflnder.info/

  11. 165
    Anonymous said:

      oh yeah ?!
      yo mommma
      !

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