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406 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. 12
    LIL-G said:

      yo momma like a squirrel she always gots nuts in her mouth

  2. 13
    kellie said:

      yo momma so stupid wen she saw a skateboard she says theres the family car

  3. 14
    kaylee said:

      chilll with that old shit…its time to bring in the new

      yo momma so crossed-ed when she cry’s…her tears run down her back.

  4. 15
    kaylee said:

      chilll with that old shit…its time to bring in the new

      yo momma so crossed-eyed when she cries…her tears run down her back.

  5. 16
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so poor I went over to her house and it was just her two kids herself and I in the house ad she had three beans siting on the table and I picked one up and she said stop beeing so greedy.

  6. 17
    ike said:

      yo momma s so poor she lives in a two story chip bag and has a dog med chip.

  7. 18
    King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      Lil Turd I wasn’t Disrespectin women I was disrespecting bitches! And you are BITCH NUMBER ONE LIL TURD!!! Now quit bugging me on my site I am on vacation ho! I am the king, all you bitches are evicted!

  8. 19
    Anonymous said:

      Your momma is so bald that when she puts a turtle neck on she looks like a busted condom

  9. 20
    Anonymous said:

      I CAME UP WIT DIS ONE

      YO MOM IS SO OLD DAT SHE IS GOIN TO BREAST FEED A BABY
      SH BREAST FEED DUST

  10. 21
    D.M.O said:

      yo he’s mamma is lik my donkey eveybody get’s to ride her!!!!

  11. 22
    King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks said:

      Anonomous YO MOMMA HAD YOU …………..BECAUSE …………… YOU WAS A BUSTED CONDOM NIGGA THATS WHY YOU ARE HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH NOBODY LOVES YOU NOBODY WANTS YOU GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!! DEHAUN ? LIL TURD????

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