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413 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. 265
    momma dissa said:

      sup homies, i dont ussally come on dis site, so no1 come on it, u mite get infected with rabies from “king” but thats all right, u guys were un noticed enuf to know that, again DO NOT COME ON THIS SITE

  2. 266
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamas so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish!

  3. 267
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamas so fat she can be seen from outa space

  4. 268
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a belt on

  5. 269
    beckytha one and the only! said:

      yo mamas so ugly,she was kicked out of the ugly bar

  6. 270
    UA said:

      Your momma so short she has to slam dunk her bus fair

  7. 271
    UA said:

      Your momma so ugly they had to put her in an incubator with tinted windows

      Your momma like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter

      Your momma so old she sneezed and disinegrated

      Your momma like a farm she’s always tryin to get plowed

      Your momma so ugly the only dude she could screw was smokey the bear.Well I got one question for Smokey.What have you been smokin?

  8. 272
    UA said:

      Me an your momma’s like the belt she used to get beat with…..I’m always tearin that ass up

  9. 273
    Denis Vakulchik said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

  10. 274
    marcos said:

      yo mamaso stupid she got locked in a grocry store and starved

  11. 275
    marcos said:

      yo mam so stupid she got locked in a grocry store and starved

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