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406 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. 23
    ron said:

      yo mommas so fat when u slap her ass you could ride the waves.

  2. 24
    D.M.O said:

      wow look who’s talking my bitch yo Momma was sooooooo ugly that when i took her to the haunted house she came running out with a job application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 25
    D.M.O said:

      yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks i don’t know which one is funnier YOU or YOUR MoMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 26
    D.M.O said:

      yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks i don’t know which one is funnier YO JOKZ or YOUR MoMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 27
    D.M.O said:

      yo Momma is sooo bald that when her friend came to her house to do her hair she was lik which oneis it the between ur legs!!!!

  6. 28
    D.M.O said:

      Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”

  7. 29
    smokey said:

      yo D.M.O yo momma so stupid she thought joke was funny

  8. 30
    smokey said:

      yo momma so stupid that she let wilmer hit it on the set of thats 70s show .

  9. 31
    sikhawk said:

      yo moma so fat that when god said, “Let Their Be Light”, he told your moma to get her fatass outa the way

  10. 32
    amy said:

      yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her!

  11. 33
    D.M.O said:

      ooooooo look who talkin Mr i will smoke yaaa Momaa!!!!!!

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