417 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 342
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: December 11th, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror her own reflection ducks

2. 343
   Mr.Pimp said:
   Posted: December 12th, 2007

   Yo momma is so old i tapped her in the ack and her tits fell down

3. 344
   Mr.Pimp said:
   Posted: December 12th, 2007

   Yo momma is so old i tapped her in the back and her tits fell down

4. 345
   Mr.Pimp said:
   Posted: December 12th, 2007

   Yo momma is so poor i saw her at the junkyard and i asked her what she was doing and she said Christmas shopping

5. 346
   Mr.Pimp said:
   Posted: December 12th, 2007

   Yo momma is so stupid i rang the doorbell and she went looking in the microwave

6. 347
   Mr.Pimp said:
   Posted: December 12th, 2007

   yo momma is like a hard ware store 5 cents a screw

7. 348
   Mr.Pimp said:
   Posted: December 12th, 2007

   yo momma is so hairy she got afros on her nipples

8. 349
   Mr.Pimp said:
   Posted: December 12th, 2007

   yo momma is like a door knob every one gets a turn

9. 350
   Mr.Pimp said:
   Posted: December 12th, 2007

   yo momma is like an elephant she goes up,down,and all around

10. 351
    si said:
    Posted: December 15th, 2007

    Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

11. 352
    laydee tease :) london :) said:
    Posted: December 17th, 2007

    Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

    Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

    Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

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