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410 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. 386
    YOur mom said:

      your mom is so fat that shes fat ooooooooooo top that i bet none yaww can

  2. 387
    Y2725 said:

      (you say this to a black guy)
      yomma’s breath is so bad, that your not really black, its just from her breathing on you!

  3. 388
    Anonymous said:

      yommama is like a nascar she burns 55 rubers a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 389
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so old she sat behind JESUSi in the third grade

  5. 390
    jackass said:

      yo mama is so stupid she thought b.c. thought it stand for before comady

  6. 391
    dj355 said:

      yo momma so fat when she was in a race they had to put a steak on a string to make her go faster

  7. 392
    zizzle said:

      yo momma so black that when momma touch charlco she leaves finger prints

  8. 393
    dj355 said:

      yo momma so ugly when she walked in the dark her shadow ran away

  9. 394
    dj355 said:

      yo momma so dumb when she went to see if world war 3 started

  10. 395
    Anonymous said:

      yomamma is so fat people said i want some jello or is it just her

  11. 396
    hannah m said:

      yomamma is so fat people said i want some jello or is it just her that wants it

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