416 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 45
   autumn said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she wos werein a yellow dress one day walked right past me and i thought i mist the schoole bus…

2. 46
   autumn said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma is so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the couch.

3. 47
   abrcrombie said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma is so old she babysited yoda

   yo momma is so big she makes speed stick slow doun

   yo momma is so fat she sits on the back of a truck and makes it look like hidrolichs

4. 48
   Adrian said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma so fat that she has to use diet soap

   yo momma is so old that she sat behind jesus in the third grade

   yo momma is so old that her nipples look like saladitos

   yo momma is so hairy that she has afros on her nipple

   yo momma’s arms are so hairy that she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

5. 49
   angelo said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma so fat wen she went to heaven she dropped to hell

6. 50
   angelo said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma is so poor she cant even compete with the beggers

7. 51
   angelo said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma is so nasty wen her husband said to get on the car she started humpin it

8. 52
   angelo said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma si so hairy wen she goes out everybody yells king kong king kong

9. 53
   angelo said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma is so dum it took her 5 years to understand english

10. 54
    angelo said:
    Posted: July 25th, 2007

    yo momma so ugly even the devil scared of her

11. 55
    angelo said:
    Posted: July 25th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat wen she sit in the theatre she blocks everybody

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