410 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 56
   angelo said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma so old she owns the record of havin the most sex with one guy

2. 57
   miggie said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   your mommas so stupid she stole free food

3. 58
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWUDmbslXEQ&NR=1 said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   yo momma

4. 59
   Son of maniac said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   Screw, you “King” if were lucky you won’t come back,

5. 60
   D.M.O said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   Yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks read this

   Yo momma’s like a racecar driver- burns 50 rubbers a day.

   Yo momma’s so old, I told her to act her own age-she died.

   Yo momma’s so nasty, she makes blind people cry.

   Yo momma’s so nasty, they press her face into cookie dough to make monster cookies.

   Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is equator.

6. 61
   Son of maniac said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   Nice one D.M.O.

7. 62
   Son of maniac said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   I think i heard the “Act your age” joke before.

8. 63
   Lil Joker said:
   Posted: July 25th, 2007

   My favorite part of the Bible is when thy rolled your mom from in front of the Tomb and realized Jesus wasn;t there

9. 64
   Lil Joker said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   YO MOMMA’S SO POOR SHE BATHED THAT KID,BAPTZED THAT KID AND RAISED THAT KID AL IN THE SAME BATH WATER

10. 65
    Lil Joker said:
    Posted: July 26th, 2007

    YO MOMMA’S SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED UP A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHA T WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE

11. 66
    Lil Joker said:
    Posted: July 26th, 2007

    AXE BODY SPRAY WON’T CURE THAT STENCH YOU NEED A REAL AXE TO CHOP YO ARMS OFF TO CURE THE STENCH “KING”

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