410 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 67
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   yo momma so fat at when she went to a contest she win 1st,and2nd and 3rd place

2. 68
   D.M.O said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   Thanks Son of maniac and nice one Lil Joker & Anonymous

3. 69
   D.M.O said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   Yo King of Yo Mommas and crackin punks read this

4. 70
   D.M.O said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   Yo momma’s so fat, she makes right guard go left.

   Yo momma’s so skinny, for halloween, she covered herself in aluminum foil and went as a leftover breadstick.

   Yo momma’s so short, she jumped off the curb to commit suicide.

   Yo momma’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

5. 71
   D.M.O said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   and to finish it of ur momma is lik a kangarooo HOPING on my DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. 72
   D.M.O said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   come on momma land on my dick

7. 73
   angelo said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she makes skinny people look like a toothpick

8. 74
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   your moms so old wen she went to school they didnt have history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. 75
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: July 26th, 2007

   yo mommas so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges sed ” No Professinals”

10. 76
    Vanessa said:
    Posted: July 26th, 2007

    yo mommas so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon ..

11. 77
    Vanessa said:
    Posted: July 26th, 2007

    yo mommas so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges said … No Professinals

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