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406 Responses to “July 2007 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. 89
    jackass said:

      yo mommas like a bike easy ride

  2. 90
    Lil Turk said:

      Yeah all yall are real jackasses! those “your momma like a” are real played out and should be up your ass. You gotta bring it strong if you wanna hang wit da big boyz. Yall bitch ass pussies ai’nt got nothin on me Lil Turk came to set dis bitch off again so I declare war from all yall pussies

  3. 91
    Lil Turk said:

      yo mommas like a bike easy ride ……….Just look at this jokes it’s a piece of shit just like his momma

  4. 92
    mIcHeLlE said:

      Yo momma’s so abnormal, even Ripley’s couldn’t beleive it!

  5. 93
    mIcHeLlE said:

      Yo momma’s so big, they reserved a whole movie theater for her!

  6. 94
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid she tripped over as wireless cord

      yo mommas like a hardware store 25 cents a screw

  7. 95
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so dirty the dishes wash her dirty ass.

      yo momma is so active and acts so much lice a child her 14 kids ask for a turn on the slip and slide.

  8. 96
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat and stupid she broke her own orbituary alinement

  9. 97
    jckeekeemh said:

      yo mama so fat she bleed spaghetti sauce

  10. 98
    jckeekeemh said:

      yo mama so fat and old she fell and separated pangea

  11. 99
    nathan .spencer said:

      yo mama so fat when i finished havening sex i hade yo roll over to times to get of the fat birch

      yo mama is so stupid she sold her house for rent money.

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