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159 Yo Momma Jokes in “June 2012 Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. Testy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so mean, she spits fire and pees gasoline.



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy, she gots afros on her nipples



  3. lala's Momma Joke:

    your mama so old when i told her to act her own age she died



  4. Dee's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so dumb she thought by looking on the other side of a pole there be a hole nother universe



  5. roblox's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old when she tart she tarts dust



  6. justin isaac's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider



  7. justin isaac's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so black when she walked in the ocean they called her the great oil spill



  8. justin isaac's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so old she rode a dinasaur to school



  9. Avelino 1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a snickers, she is full of nuts



  10. peeps's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma ‘ s farts smell like eggs. So everyone says whats cooking ?



  11. alex freeman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans



  12. Savannah Hernandez's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said one at a time please



  13. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb when she walked into a bank they turned off the security camera’s



  14. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.



  15. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb she locked herself in the toilet and peed her pants



  16. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb she locked herself in a supermarket and died of starvation



  17. DJD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat even dora couldn’t explore her



  18. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb she locked herself in a matress store and slept on the floor



  19. jack black's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped on top of pak’n save the prices got lower



  20. jack's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested



  21. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she took the remote to the movies



  22. jack's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat god couldnt lift her spirit



  23. stifmyster's Momma Joke:

    your mum is like door knob everyone gets a turn!!!.



  24. stifmyster's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so ugly i heard that your dad met her at the pound



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she tried to figure out victorious’s secret



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they had to butter on the foor and a twinkie on the other side just to get her through



  27. sebastian's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she went to new world



  28. Creature taco's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that she was the reason Michael Jackson changed his colour from black to white



  29. Jazmine Nobles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly for halloween she went as herself and scared the hell out of the trick-or-treaters.



  30. banana man's Momma Joke:

    To mama so stupid she can’t find her way out of a 1 way maze



  31. banana man's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama must be the town bicycle because everybody’s
    Getting a ride



  32. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat whan she set’s arond the house she set’s arond the house.



  33. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she can not where yellow if she does the kid’s will say the school bus is her the school bus is her



  34. royce's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry



  35. kj's Momma Joke:

    ya momma is so fat a hellocopter has to cary her to places



  36. shanquella's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black, that when she drunk water she pee out coffee



  37. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly



  38. Sam's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat the only alphabet she knows is KFC



  39. Meyaki Ahmed's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo dumb she taught USB means Unidentified Space Balloon.



  40. pauly d's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat a whale calls here moma



  41. i,m the best at yo mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she fell she created the grand canyon



  42. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  43. i,m da man's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is like a hardware store 5 cent a screw



  44. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she is on both sides of the family



  45. Jelly_Toast123's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a teapot- when she done she wistles



  46. Jelly_Toast123's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sat on the toilet and fell to ground floor
    8==D



  47. Jelly_Toast123's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that god said that there wasnt room in heaven and the devil said that there easnt room in hell
    tee-hee:)



  48. monthly mommas's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly when i told her to act her age she died



  49. heyyyyy's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she went swimming in the sea she saw a whale it sang to her we are family



  50. Pymmster's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when she got a the weighing scales, it said “one at a time please”



  51. Pymmster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb, she cut a whole in the roof to watch sky



  52. person's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat she is England’s #1 most wanted criminal because she made London Bridges fall down by walking on them



  53. tre's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb that i Tod her that it was chelly outside so she went to get a bowl and a spoon and went to get some chelly
    .



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so ugly bob the builder said “i cant fix that”



  55. eric's Momma Joke:

    i want to now more yo momma jokes



  56. eric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped into a ocean and the ocean said ‘I’LL WHAT MY TURN’.



  57. lil T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when ever she walk she make a sunome



  58. robbie g's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she locked her self in the toilet and peed her self



  59. d_dawg's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ghetto, when she breast feeds, kool-aid comes out



  60. d_dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck”



  61. d_dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, when she was born, her mother said “What a treasure.” then her dad said “Let’s go bury it.”



  62. Anime Mama Jokes's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, that’s the true reason why Sasuke left the village.



  63. b-man's's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumpin’ off the curb



  64. b-man's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, small objects orbit her



  65. b-man's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor, when I asked to use the fecilities, she said, ” Pick a corner, any corner ”



  66. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom’s like a vacume cleaner she sucks, she blows, and when im done with her I put the bitch away for life!!



  67. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a bag of pringles, once I pop the fun dont stop!!



  68. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yer mom is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.



  69. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momas like a detonater and every one with her is like a bomb, always making them explode!!!



  70. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yor moms like a door knob every one gets a turn!!!



  71. paige's Momma Joke:

    To mamma so stupid she went to taco bell and thought it was a Mexican phone company



  72. keegan's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid when she saw a bus full of white kid she said look twinky



  73. gida mate 21's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a ipod touch it became a ipad



  74. jazmynn s.'s Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stinky she filled every place she went to in green gas!!! :P



  75. america's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that she sits in the toilet and she farts so then the house smells very bad



  76. america's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dunb that she doesnt know what blue means because it means a lot of things



  77. Eden's Momma Joke:

    This is not a mama joke but who cares
    What type of bees produce milk?
    Boobies!!



  78. sophie winter's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she could cover the hole in the o zone layer



  79. tj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sits on a i pod she makes a i pad



  80. bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she owes jesus 5 bucks



  81. BOB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she stepped into the ocean the titanic rose.



  82. bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that when she was walking arpund the corner she slipped and fell, i didnt want to laugh but the ground was cracking up!



  83. bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she doesent need an email, she’s already worldwide



  84. bellend's Momma Joke:

    your mommas a slag



  85. alex's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like



  86. Chucho's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when the animal control found her they took her to the zoo and put her with



  87. denice burns's Momma Joke:

    ya mumma so poor i chucked a rock at a bin and she poped out and said who knocked



  88. Tarty's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, that she fat



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama sooo ugly, she made the blind cry!



  90. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yy



  91. destiny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly thaton holloween she got 1st place on a contest



  92. skyler's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so black that you can’t even see her in the dark all you could see is her teeth



  93. skyler's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so black that you can’t even see her in the dark you could only see her teeth



  94. david's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dark she was marked absent in school



  95. Jeff's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when she makes a sandwich she has to cut the crust off and make it mean



  96. denice burns's Momma Joke:

    ya mumma is so fat that she fat



  97. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she crashed into a parked car



  98. Mackenzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Stupid She Stuck Battires Up Her Butt And Said “I GOT THA POWER !!! “



  99. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old that when she farted dust came out



  100. Mackenzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Stupid She Saw A Bus Full Of White People And Started Running And Was Saying “STOP THAT TWINKIE!”



  101. Mackenzie's Momma Joke:

    You Mommas Teeth So Yellow When She Smiles Traffic Slows Down .



  102. Mackenzie's Momma Joke:

    MOO IM A FISH



  103. Mackenzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat The Last Time She Saw 90210 Was on The Scale :3



  104. Mackenzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas So Fat She Turned A Airplane Into A Submarine



  105. Lorna's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is fat when she weard nike~s she started nickleoden



  106. Maria's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when steped on the scale,it said TO BE CONTINUED



  107. Lorna's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that she made fat albert look skinny



  108. Maria sosa's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she made fat Albert look skinny.



  109. Lorna gonzale sosa's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so ugly she makes blind cry



  110. Lucia's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that she slipped. I wanted to laugh. But the floor was crackin up



  111. vischaen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamamas so ugly bob the builder walked by her an said i can fix that



  112. vischaen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny she hulihuped in a cherio



  113. jose corona's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it



  114. jose corona's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she broke ber leg and gray pour out



  115. jose corona's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a vacum cleaner: she Sucks, she BLOWS, and shes stored in the closet



  116. Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!'s Momma Joke:

    Bulldog



  117. PeterG99's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor, I invited her over to watch Charlie Brown. Charlie said, “I got a rock” and yo mama said, “Lucky!”



  118. pompe astral's Momma Joke:

    Good blog! I truly love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I am wondering how I might be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your RSS feed which must do the trick! Have a great day!



  119. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she couldn’t afford the xbox, so she got a box, put an x on it, and spin it around.



  120. Christian Ricketts's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old that even the milk in her boobs is expired



  121. Christian Ricketts's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so nasty when I went over to her house and askes whats for dinner she put her foot up on the table and said cheese and corn!



  122. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty she got more crabs than red lobster



  123. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly bob the builder can definately NOT fix that!



  124. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and stupid when she saw a school bus filled with a bunch of white kids goin’ down the street, she said “SOME BODEH! STOP THAT TWINKY!”



  125. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid and poor she went to the corner of the street with a sign that said “Will Eat 4 food!”.



  126. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty an’ nasty, when i went to her house i asked whats for dinner, she jumped up on the table, spread out her legs and shouted “CRABS!!!”



  127. random's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she thought the news is where you get new stuff



  128. random's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly when she went to war she killed everybody by looking at them



  129. random's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she ask bob the builder if he can fix her and bob the builder said “i cant fix that i cant”



  130. ac's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.



  131. harry potter's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas vagina is so big,it resembles a yawning hippo



  132. the truth's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat,ugly and annoying.typical american



  133. unknown's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she had a poo on my head



  134. person's Momma Joke:

    your mams so fat when she got locked in a grocery store there was nothing left the next morning!!! xoxox



  135. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat her mini van is a big rig.



  136. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she jumped she gets stuck.



  137. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it.



  138. jacob's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she put lipstick on herhead to make up her mine



  139. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she has more roles than a bakery



  140. Colin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store



  141. chewy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she got in the shower and her feet didnt get wet



  142. daylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she got in the shower and her feet didnt get wet



  143. daylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she put a belt on with a boomerang



  144. nate's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when her husband said wanna make a baby she said yea ill get it on layaway



  145. jizzzer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat and ugly a farmer tried to milk her



  146. Carmen's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles :)



  147. Nate's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked into a grocery store and starved to death.



  148. Nate's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she looked up a camels butt and scared the hump off of it.



  149. sac louis vuitton pas cher's Momma Joke:

    I’m wondering how I might be notified when a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your RSS feed which must do the trick! Have a nice day.



  150. Helwin's Momma Joke:

    Good thing he didn\’t poke his eye out.He usually goes for my eyslaeh curler.Those lashes don\’t need any enhancement.Maybe he\’s practicing for a clown role in the Big Apple Circus.



  151. shut up's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupis that she put up these horrible yo mama jokes



  152. im actually your mom's Momma Joke:

    your om is like a library open to the public



  153. yo mama so scary's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so scary shes in freddy croogers nightmares



  154. chloes joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she brung a spoon to the superbowl



  155. chloes 2's Momma Joke:

    and the fat 1 brung cereal



  156. Q's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when god said let their be light he told her to move out the way



  157. The best's Momma Joke:

    Yo so fat that the floor sucked herding



  158. The bests's Momma Joke:

    Suck it



  159. mynameiswill's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so ugly I cant even make a joke out of it

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