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158 Yo Momma Jokes in “June 2012 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. Lorna gonzale sosa's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so ugly she makes blind cry



  2. Lucia's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that she slipped. I wanted to laugh. But the floor was crackin up



  3. vischaen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamamas so ugly bob the builder walked by her an said i can fix that



  4. vischaen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny she hulihuped in a cherio



  5. jose corona's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it



  6. jose corona's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she broke ber leg and gray pour out



  7. jose corona's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a vacum cleaner: she Sucks, she BLOWS, and shes stored in the closet



  8. Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!'s Momma Joke:

    Bulldog



  9. PeterG99's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor, I invited her over to watch Charlie Brown. Charlie said, “I got a rock” and yo mama said, “Lucky!”



  10. pompe astral's Momma Joke:

    Good blog! I truly love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I am wondering how I might be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your RSS feed which must do the trick! Have a great day!



  11. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she couldn’t afford the xbox, so she got a box, put an x on it, and spin it around.



  12. Christian Ricketts's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old that even the milk in her boobs is expired



  13. Christian Ricketts's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so nasty when I went over to her house and askes whats for dinner she put her foot up on the table and said cheese and corn!



  14. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty she got more crabs than red lobster



  15. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly bob the builder can definately NOT fix that!



  16. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and stupid when she saw a school bus filled with a bunch of white kids goin’ down the street, she said “SOME BODEH! STOP THAT TWINKY!”



  17. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid and poor she went to the corner of the street with a sign that said “Will Eat 4 food!”.



  18. Aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty an’ nasty, when i went to her house i asked whats for dinner, she jumped up on the table, spread out her legs and shouted “CRABS!!!”



  19. random's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she thought the news is where you get new stuff



  20. random's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly when she went to war she killed everybody by looking at them



  21. random's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she ask bob the builder if he can fix her and bob the builder said “i cant fix that i cant”



  22. ac's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.



  23. harry potter's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas vagina is so big,it resembles a yawning hippo



  24. the truth's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat,ugly and annoying.typical american



  25. unknown's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she had a poo on my head



  26. person's Momma Joke:

    your mams so fat when she got locked in a grocery store there was nothing left the next morning!!! xoxox



  27. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat her mini van is a big rig.



  28. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she jumped she gets stuck.



  29. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it.



  30. jacob's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she put lipstick on herhead to make up her mine



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she has more roles than a bakery



  32. Colin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store



  33. chewy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she got in the shower and her feet didnt get wet



  34. daylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she got in the shower and her feet didnt get wet



  35. daylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she put a belt on with a boomerang



  36. nate's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when her husband said wanna make a baby she said yea ill get it on layaway



  37. jizzzer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat and ugly a farmer tried to milk her



  38. Carmen's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles :)



  39. Nate's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked into a grocery store and starved to death.



  40. Nate's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she looked up a camels butt and scared the hump off of it.



  41. sac louis vuitton pas cher's Momma Joke:

    I’m wondering how I might be notified when a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your RSS feed which must do the trick! Have a nice day.



  42. Helwin's Momma Joke:

    Good thing he didn\’t poke his eye out.He usually goes for my eyslaeh curler.Those lashes don\’t need any enhancement.Maybe he\’s practicing for a clown role in the Big Apple Circus.



  43. shut up's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupis that she put up these horrible yo mama jokes



  44. im actually your mom's Momma Joke:

    your om is like a library open to the public



  45. yo mama so scary's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so scary shes in freddy croogers nightmares



  46. chloes joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she brung a spoon to the superbowl



  47. chloes 2's Momma Joke:

    and the fat 1 brung cereal



  48. Q's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when god said let their be light he told her to move out the way



  49. The best's Momma Joke:

    Yo so fat that the floor sucked herding



  50. The bests's Momma Joke:

    Suck it

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