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yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo momma is so fat she broke ber leg and gray pour out
yo momma is like a vacum cleaner: she Sucks, she BLOWS, and shes stored in the closet
Yo mama so poor, I invited her over to watch Charlie Brown. Charlie said, “I got a rock” and yo mama said, “Lucky!”
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Yo momma so poor she couldn’t afford the xbox, so she got a box, put an x on it, and spin it around.
Yo mama so old that even the milk in her boobs is expired
Yo mama so nasty when I went over to her house and askes whats for dinner she put her foot up on the table and said cheese and corn!
yo mama so dirty she got more crabs than red lobster
yo mama so ugly bob the builder can definately NOT fix that!
yo mama so fat and stupid when she saw a school bus filled with a bunch of white kids goin’ down the street, she said “SOME BODEH! STOP THAT TWINKY!”
yo mama so stupid and poor she went to the corner of the street with a sign that said “Will Eat 4 food!”.
yo mama so dirty an’ nasty, when i went to her house i asked whats for dinner, she jumped up on the table, spread out her legs and shouted “CRABS!!!”
yo mamma is so stupid she thought the news is where you get new stuff
your momma is so ugly when she went to war she killed everybody by looking at them
yo mamma is so ugly she ask bob the builder if he can fix her and bob the builder said “i cant fix that i cant”
Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.
yo mommas vagina is so big,it resembles a yawning hippo
yo mommas so fat,ugly and annoying.typical american
your mommas so fat she had a poo on my head
your mams so fat when she got locked in a grocery store there was nothing left the next morning!!! xoxox
Yo momma’s so fat her mini van is a big rig.
Yo momma so fat when she jumped she gets stuck.
Yo momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it.
Your momma is so stupid she put lipstick on herhead to make up her mine
Yo mamma so fat she has more roles than a bakery
Yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
Yo mamas so fat she got in the shower and her feet didnt get wet
yo mamas so fat she put a belt on with a boomerang
yo mama so stupid when her husband said wanna make a baby she said yea ill get it on layaway
yo mommas so fat and ugly a farmer tried to milk her
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo momma so stupid she got locked into a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo momma so ugly she looked up a camels butt and scared the hump off of it.
I’m wondering how I might be notified when a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your RSS feed which must do the trick! Have a nice day.
Good thing he didn\’t poke his eye out.He usually goes for my eyslaeh curler.Those lashes don\’t need any enhancement.Maybe he\’s practicing for a clown role in the Big Apple Circus.
yo mama so stupis that she put up these horrible yo mama jokes
your om is like a library open to the public
yo mama so scary shes in freddy croogers nightmares
yo mama so stupid that she brung a spoon to the superbowl
and the fat 1 brung cereal
Yo mama so fat when god said let their be light he told her to move out the way
Yo so fat that the floor sucked herding
yo mam is so ugly I cant even make a joke out of it
Your momma is so fat that she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals
Your momma is so ugly bob the builders friends said can we fix it and he said on hell no
Yo momma so old God said let there be light and she flipped on the switch
Yo momma is so sweaty, she slipped through June and into July.
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