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159 Yo Momma Jokes in “June 2012 Yo Momma Jokes”

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  1. peeps's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma ‘ s farts smell like eggs. So everyone says whats cooking ?



  2. alex freeman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans



  3. Savannah Hernandez's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said one at a time please



  4. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb when she walked into a bank they turned off the security camera’s



  5. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.



  6. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb she locked herself in the toilet and peed her pants



  7. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb she locked herself in a supermarket and died of starvation



  8. DJD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat even dora couldn’t explore her



  9. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb she locked herself in a matress store and slept on the floor



  10. jack black's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped on top of pak’n save the prices got lower



  11. jack's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested



  12. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she took the remote to the movies



  13. jack's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat god couldnt lift her spirit



  14. stifmyster's Momma Joke:

    your mum is like door knob everyone gets a turn!!!.



  15. stifmyster's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so ugly i heard that your dad met her at the pound



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she tried to figure out victorious’s secret



  17. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they had to butter on the foor and a twinkie on the other side just to get her through



  18. sebastian's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she went to new world



  19. Creature taco's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that she was the reason Michael Jackson changed his colour from black to white



  20. Jazmine Nobles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly for halloween she went as herself and scared the hell out of the trick-or-treaters.



  21. banana man's Momma Joke:

    To mama so stupid she can’t find her way out of a 1 way maze



  22. banana man's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama must be the town bicycle because everybody’s
    Getting a ride



  23. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat whan she set’s arond the house she set’s arond the house.



  24. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she can not where yellow if she does the kid’s will say the school bus is her the school bus is her



  25. royce's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry



  26. kj's Momma Joke:

    ya momma is so fat a hellocopter has to cary her to places



  27. shanquella's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black, that when she drunk water she pee out coffee



  28. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly



  29. Sam's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat the only alphabet she knows is KFC



  30. Meyaki Ahmed's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo dumb she taught USB means Unidentified Space Balloon.



  31. pauly d's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat a whale calls here moma



  32. i,m the best at yo mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she fell she created the grand canyon



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  34. i,m da man's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is like a hardware store 5 cent a screw



  35. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she is on both sides of the family



  36. Jelly_Toast123's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a teapot- when she done she wistles



  37. Jelly_Toast123's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sat on the toilet and fell to ground floor
    8==D



  38. Jelly_Toast123's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that god said that there wasnt room in heaven and the devil said that there easnt room in hell
    tee-hee:)



  39. monthly mommas's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly when i told her to act her age she died



  40. heyyyyy's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she went swimming in the sea she saw a whale it sang to her we are family



  41. Pymmster's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when she got a the weighing scales, it said “one at a time please”



  42. Pymmster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb, she cut a whole in the roof to watch sky



  43. person's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat she is England’s #1 most wanted criminal because she made London Bridges fall down by walking on them



  44. tre's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb that i Tod her that it was chelly outside so she went to get a bowl and a spoon and went to get some chelly
    .



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so ugly bob the builder said “i cant fix that”



  46. eric's Momma Joke:

    i want to now more yo momma jokes



  47. eric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped into a ocean and the ocean said ‘I’LL WHAT MY TURN’.



  48. lil T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when ever she walk she make a sunome



  49. robbie g's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she locked her self in the toilet and peed her self



  50. d_dawg's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ghetto, when she breast feeds, kool-aid comes out

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