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Yo momma ‘ s farts smell like eggs. So everyone says whats cooking ?
yo momma is like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
your momma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said one at a time please
yo mama’s so dumb when she walked into a bank they turned off the security camera’s
yo mama’s so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
yo mama’s so dumb she locked herself in the toilet and peed her pants
yo mama’s so dumb she locked herself in a supermarket and died of starvation
Yo momma so fat even dora couldn’t explore her
yo mama’s so dumb she locked herself in a matress store and slept on the floor
yo mama so fat when she jumped on top of pak’n save the prices got lower
your mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested
yo mamas so stupid she took the remote to the movies
your mama so fat god couldnt lift her spirit
your mum is like door knob everyone gets a turn!!!.
your mum is so ugly i heard that your dad met her at the pound
yo momma’s so stupid she tried to figure out victorious’s secret
Yo mama so fat they had to butter on the foor and a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
your mamas so fat she went to new world
Yo momma so ugly that she was the reason Michael Jackson changed his colour from black to white
yo momma so ugly for halloween she went as herself and scared the hell out of the trick-or-treaters.
To mama so stupid she can’t find her way out of a 1 way maze
Yo mama must be the town bicycle because everybody’s
Getting a ride
yo mama is so fat whan she set’s arond the house she set’s arond the house.
yo mama is so fat she can not where yellow if she does the kid’s will say the school bus is her the school bus is her
yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
ya momma is so fat a hellocopter has to cary her to places
Yo momma so black, that when she drunk water she pee out coffee
Yo momma is so ugly
Yo Momma so fat the only alphabet she knows is KFC
yo mama soo dumb she taught USB means Unidentified Space Balloon.
yo mama so fat a whale calls here moma
yo mama so fat when she fell she created the grand canyon
yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car
your mamma is like a hardware store 5 cent a screw
your mamma so fat she is on both sides of the family
yo mommas like a teapot- when she done she wistles
yo mommas so fat she sat on the toilet and fell to ground floor
yo mommas so fat that god said that there wasnt room in heaven and the devil said that there easnt room in hell
your mama so ugly when i told her to act her age she died
your mama so fat she went swimming in the sea she saw a whale it sang to her we are family
Yo momma’s so fat, when she got a the weighing scales, it said “one at a time please”
yo momma’s so dumb, she cut a whole in the roof to watch sky
yo mamma’s so fat she is England’s #1 most wanted criminal because she made London Bridges fall down by walking on them
Yo momma so dumb that i Tod her that it was chelly outside so she went to get a bowl and a spoon and went to get some chelly
your mamas so ugly bob the builder said “i cant fix that”
i want to now more yo momma jokes
yo momma is so fat she jumped into a ocean and the ocean said ‘I’LL WHAT MY TURN’.
yo mama so fat when ever she walk she make a sunome
yo mamma so dumb she locked her self in the toilet and peed her self
Yo momma so ghetto, when she breast feeds, kool-aid comes out
Yo momma is so sweaty, she slipped through June and into July.
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