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Look into june and you won’t see your momma, she’s so fat she’s stuck in may.
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Yo mama is so bald I could see the future on her head.
your momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it
Ur mums so nasty even her crabs were condoms
ur momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish!!!
ur momma is so dumb that when she bought a jigsaw puzzle from a charity shop, she bought it back complaining it was broken!
ur mamma so bald mr. clean got jeal0us
ur mamma so fat went she walked acrossed television i missed three episodes
yo momma is so nasty that she thought my sperm was cram filling
yo mama iz so ugly she turn ur dad gay
ur mamas so dumb she sold her car for gas money
YO MOMMA is so fugly, that your dad had to take her to work so he didnt have to kiss her goodbye!
yo momma so stupid she tried to blow out a lightbulb
yo momma so cold she pisses ice tea
yo mommas like a bowlin all, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
yo momma just like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets layed by mexicans. Im only 13 and i got better jokes than all of yall
yo momma just like a 5ft basketball hoop easy 2 score on
yo momma like a scooter every1 rides her when no1s lookin
yo mommas a carpenders delight, if her ass is flat like a board its easy 2 nail
HEY LET’S GET OFF MOMS, BECAUSE I JUST GOT OFF YOURS
yo mama so old she drove miss daisy to preschool
Yo momma so godamn fat Jabba the hut say daaaamn!
Yo momma so fat her belt size is the equator!
yo momma so fat so ugly she looked in the mirror and it commited suicide
Yo momma so fat she layed on the beach and 3 people yelled 3 different things: A shipe crashed on shore! the next person said its Moby Dick! and the 3rd person said its Jabba the Hut!
Yo momma so fat she is on both side of the family!
Yo momma so old she helped God design Adam and Eve!
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blowjob!
Yo momma is so fat she has to open the rolls on her face to talk
yo momma is sohairy she has hair on her toe nails
yo momma is so fat she rolls of both sides of the bed
yo mama is so stupid she got trapped in a grocery store and starved
yo mama is so fat that she was used by the military for a blockade
yo mama so stupid she caused 9-11
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Your momma is so stupid she turned on the car to honk the horn!
yor mum so ugly that when she went to the ugly contest they said no professionals
your mum so fat she broke the bus and the elevator
your mum so dum she don’t no what 0+0 is no wonder she is so dum
yo mama so fat she tried out for raiders of the lost ark and got the part of the big rolling rock
yo mama so fat she wears a heavy weight champion chip belt around her wrist
yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alfabeteical order
yo mama so poor burglers break in and leave money
yo mama so fat when we were playing hide and go seek i found her behide mt. everst
yo mama so ugly when she was born her mom said”what a treasure” and her dad said”ya, now lets go bury her”
yo mama so fat even Dora the Explora can’t explore her
Yo mamma is so ugly….. yeah she’s ugly
yo mamma so fat when she went on the bunjee jump she went strait to hell
YO MAMMA so hairy, the only language she speeks is wooky.
YO MAMMA so geto, when she brest feeds koolaid comes out
Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington’s nose!!!
Yo mamma’s so ugly she put the boogie man outa bussiness
UR MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE RAN AFTER THE GARBAGE TRUCK WITH HER SHOPPING LIST!
yo momma is so dat when she goes to dial a number she presses two buttens at a time !!! x
your moma is FAT that when she was on the scale it said one at a time plese
your moma is FAT that when she was on the scale it said one at a time plese
yourr mama is so FAT when she went on the scale her phone number came up
I THINK HER NUMBER WAS 999999999999909
YOUR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY! WHEN SHE WENT IN THE FOREST THE TOURISTS STRTED SHOUTING OMG IT BIGFOOT!!!!
YO MOMMA SO FAT!!!!!WHEN SHE JUMPESD IN THE SEA ALL THE WHALES STARTED SINGING!!!WE ARE FAMILY!!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT WEN SHE WENT TO DA ZOO ELEPHANTS START THROW N HER PEANUTS
YO MAMA SO SKINNY SHE TURN SIDEWAYZ AND DISAPPEARS
YO MAMA SO FAT WEN SHE WEAR RED KIDS SCREAM “KOOLAID”
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE MAKE BIG BIRD LOOK LYK A RUBBER DUCK
YO MAMA SO SKINNY SHE FELL THREW A HOLE N A SALTINE CRAKA AND BUST HER HEAD ON A PIECE OF SALT
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP TRYNA GET UP
yo momma so dumb, she thought bernie mac was a supa model
yo mama teeth so yellow she walked into church and they started singing let it shine let it shine
yomomma so fat that she jumped and got stuck
yo mama so fat shes needs directions to tie her show
U so fat I swerved to miss you and ran out of gas lol..
u moma so fat fat people jog around her for excersise
yo mama so poor when robbers broke in they left money
Yo Moma so fat the when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.
yo mama is so ugly she can only be yo mama
to mama is so stupid when she looked at the twin towers she thought that they were twienkies
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Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”
yo mama so fat she got baptised @ sea world
yo mama is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
UR MOMS BUTT SO HAIRY IT LOOKED LIKE DON KING BOUT TO POP OUT AND SAY ONLY IN AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!
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yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it sed to be continued…
ur mamma is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet
yo mama is so dumb she failed special ed
YO MOMMA SO SLOW SHE CAN’T COOK MINUTE RICE
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE MADE ME YOU AND JESUS STUPID
YO MOMMA SO SHORT SHE SAT ON THE CURVE AND WAS SWINGIN HER LEGS
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USED 2 BLANKETS TO DRY 0FF AFTA A SHOWER
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO BATHE IN A SWIMMIN POOL
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE SCARE THE BLIND
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY
listen up you dumb people learn how 2 spell before talking about somebody momma
ur mama so desperate she doez push upz in tha cucumber field
ur mama lyk a criket ball she gtz likd scored n bowled
My moma is so fat that when she walked acros television i missed three episodes
yo momma so hairy the only language shespeeks is wooky
yo mommas so poor when saw her kickin a can i asked her wat she was doin and she said movin
yo mammas so fat sir mixalot doesn’t like big butts no more and he ai’nt lie in
yo mammas so getho when she breast feeds kool aid comes out
yo mama is so tall that when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesus
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your mommas so old she walked into the antique store and they kept her.
yo mooma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!!!!!!
Your momma so fat her shadow has stretch marks
YO MOMMA SO FAT I POURED HALF CUP OF WATER IN THE TUB SHE GOT IN IT OVERFLOWED.
yo mamas so fat she sat on the toliet it said ABCD get your fat ass off of me!
my momma so fat that when she went for sky diving we thought that she was
a meter rock.
my mommas so hairy the gorilla family thought she was one of them.
My momma so fat her shadow has stretch marks
my mommas so ugly that she made me…..oh yeah!!
my mommas so hairy that i was born with a unibrow
yo mama’s face is so oily, that we got America going to war over it!!
Your mums so fat wen she went bungee jumping, she went straight to hell
your mum is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say TAXI
your mum is so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book
your mum is so fat she went to the movies and she sat next to everyone
yo mama so fat when a bus hit her she said who through that rock
yo mama like a door knob everyone gets a turn
your mama so fat when she sweats in the summer the next door neighbors use her belly button for a swimming pool
your mama so fat when she jumps in the ocean the whales say we are family even though your fatter than me
yo moma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing she said moving!
ur mama so poor i stood on a bug and she said get off my car
your mama so fat when she farts Al gore accuses her of global warming.
your mama so fat the size of her clothes is um um um bitch lose some weight
yo momma so old when i told her to act her age she died
Yo mamma so fat the National Weather Association names every one of her farts
Yo mamma’s so fat when her beeper went off everyone thought she was backing up…… see i can insult yo mammas ’cause I’m grammatically correct
yo mamma so fat she has 82 different ZIP codes
your mother is so fat, she wears large, fuzzy socks.
all yall mamas so dumb, they raised kids who come on here and try to jone on each others mama.
you have shit jokes!
yo mamma so fat you hav to take a train and to busses just to get on her good side
yo mamma so ugly hwen she threw a boomerang it neva came bac
your mummas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out !!!!!
yo momas such a fat ass she thought b.m.w was short for burgerking mcdonalds and wendys
Your moma is so UGLY that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
You momma so fat we named another planet after her “fattlatious.”
You momma so Ghetto she breast fed and Kool- Aid came out
Yo momma so old and so fat jesus said ” Let the light shine and he told her to move her fat ass.”
Yo momma so fat she uses I 96 as a slip ‘N’ slide.
yo momma;s so stupid she threw away all the M&M’s that had W on them
yo momma’s so stupid she called me to get my phone number
yo momma’s so fat that Mcdonalds took down their clearence HEIGHT sign and put in a clearence WIDTH!
yo momma’s so enormous she actually had the world in her hand
yo momma’s so ugly she makes michael jackson look like jessica simpson
yo momma’s so fat…
…it explains why there’s world starvation
yo momma’s so fat that when she put her yellow rain coat on she was mistaken for a school bus
yo momma’s so stupid when i told her i was having a baby shower she brought a towel and shampoo
yo momma’s so stupid she asked for a price check at the dollar store
yo momma’s so fat that the dieting company sued her
yo momma’s such a whore that u can hear her vagina flappin’ in the wind!!!
yo momma’s such a hoe that when u asked who she did last night she said “i dunno”
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yo momma’s so ugly when people seen her they said “ma’am, you have shit smeared all over your face…”
yo momma’s so fat that she made the world fall
yo momma’s so fat when she sat down the world got stuck between her buttcheeks
yo momma’s so fat when she was in outer space she was sucked into a black hole and got stuck
yo momma’s so fat, that after sex, i rolled over TWICE and i was still on that bitch!
yo momma’s so fat that she tripped over her own flab
yo momma is so flabby and jiggly she makes jello look solid!!
yo momma like wal mart low prices every day!
yo mommas so fat that she uses her flab as a built in parachute
Yo mom so easy I can’t beleive it’s not butter!
yo momma’s so fat that when she bent over the whole world seen the full moon
…dogs and wolves started howlin’!
yo momma’s so fat that when she called for a taxi cab they had to send a ship
yo momma’s so stupid she tried to get her butt replaced for having a crack in it
yo momma’s so fat when she went into subway she got a group discount
yo momma’s so fat she makes the whales look anorexic!!
yo momma’s so fat…..no wonder she’s a widow
yo momma’s so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
yo momma’s so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how LONG she slept
yo momma’s so cheap she set a budget at a “free” yard sale
yo momma’s so stupid she thought meow mix was a CD for cats
yo momma’s so stupid i told her i have her genes and she attacked me and said “bitch give me back my levi’s!”
yo momma’s so cheap that she stopped the clock cuz she didnt want to “spend” any time
Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
Yo Mamma so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook
Yo mamma so fat her blood type is rague
yo mamma so poor i said lets watch some colored tv and she said werre out of crayons dis week
yo momma’s so fat she has more rolls than a bread factory
yo momma’s so old that when she pole-danced, the pole rusted
yo momma’s so old, i asked her what her age was and she said i’d have to ask the T-REX that question
yo momma’s so enormous she plays ing pong with the planets
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yo momma’s so fat…
she robbed an ice cream truck!
yo mamma so fat she is on the daily record pages 5,6,7,8 and 9
Your momma so fat when she farted in the pool she made Hurricane Katrina
your moms so fat she died
your moms so fat she died
yo mama is so fat she fell down in wal-mart an lowered all the prices
Yo mama so stupid, she thought mother nature was her best friends mom!
Yo mama so stupid, when the doorbell rang, she answered the microwave?
Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she smiles people think the sun came out!
yo mama is fat
yo momma is la air conditioner every time a guy turns around she blows
yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers licenses
yo momma’s so fat that when she made a movie it had to be watched on a movie-theatre screen!!
yo momma’s so fat i walked up to her and said “when’s the whale due?”
Your mamma so fat she dont need the interternet…shes already world wide!
Your mamma so old…..she owes jesus a dollar
She so dum she waited for the stop sign to say go
Your mamma so fat…..shes you!
Your mamma so stupiid she threw a rok at da round and missed
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yo momma so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat everyone yelled TAXI!!
yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind kids to cry.
Your Momma is so UGLY, She lookks like she got hit with a bag of WTF?!!?
you mammas so fat when she steped on the scale it said “to be continued”
yo mama so poor i asked her whats that rat she said thats my dog
yo mama is so fat she went to the beach and the whales sang to her. “We are family.”
yo yo ur teeth is so yellow it can replace the sun don’t and ur momma face so bumpy it can replace the speed bump
yo yo u so ur momma so ugly when she was cooking she was cuttng a onion and then the onion started to cry and ran out of her house
Yo mama’s so poor, she stands outside Kentucky fried chicken and licks other peoples fingers!!!!
ey Mr.YoMama ezi wid d jwkz mn 2 funny! U fukd ma mum? Damn hw cum ah dint knw hw ws it?
Yo mama so ghetto wen u invited meh around 2 dinner ah ws helpn put out plastik pl8z n ur mama sd b careful wid d china!
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gun u dwn in 2 cussez flat! x
yo mamas so ugly michal jacksons adfraid of her
yo mamas so stupid she stole a free balloon and stayed in ur house 4 a month saying “where are da cops i cant get caught”
Your Mamma is so ugly it made sam cassell call u ugly
yo mama is so big when she went to china they call her godzilla
your mama so black if she walk u think it’s ur shadow
yo momma is soooo fat … oh shit i forgot the rest
yo mamas sooo dumb she put a quarter in the telephone booth and said “where’s my gumball”
yoi mamma so dumc she thought a baloon was a
yo mama so fat she fell and no one laughed but the floor cracked up
yo mamas so ugly…
she had you
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yo momma is so ugly she is uglyer then u
yo momma is so fat that when she walked on the scale it say 1 at a time
yo mamma is so stupid she thout a quarterback was a refund
yo mom so dumb she is a ass
she is pretty
YO MOMMA IS SO TALL THAT SHE DID A BACKFLIP AND KICKED GOD IN THE CHIN!!!!
yo mamma so poor I went to your house I went in the front door I waz in the backyard
yo mamma so poor I went to your house I went in the front door I waz in the backyard
yo mamma so stinky she made right guard turn left
yo mamma so stupid she thought fairenheit waz 5,11
yo mama so stinky she made speed stick slow down
NOW LOOK “Kansas city finest” FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO IF U DONT UNDERSTAND OUR HANDWRITING KAPISH???
CUZ WE DONT GIVE A SHITTTTT!!!!
PEACE!
yo momma is so ugly she made onions cry
yo mommas so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter!^$%#%$
yo mommas so fat, the only theng stoppin her from goin 2 jenny craig was the door!
yo mommas so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher!
yo mommas so dumb, she thought master p was a new kinda toilet!
yo mommas so fat, the world realy does revolve around her
yo momas so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!
yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
Your momma so old when i told her to act her age , she died
yo mama’s so ugly, that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning
yo momma teeth is so yellow that when she went into the bathroom her toothbrush did the matrix
Yo momma is soo small ii thought she was an ant from way up there but when i came back down i reliesed she was a peeble.
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TRIP THE FLOOR WAS CRACKING UP
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ONE FIRST PLACE SECOND PLACE AND THIRD PLACE
YO MAMA SO LAZY I HAVE TO WIPE MY FEET GOING OUT THE HOUSE
YO MAMA SO SHORT BABY CLOTHES CANT FIT HER
YO MAMA SO POOR SHE CANT EVEN BUY HALF OF A OF GUM
Yo momma is so fat she stept on a dollar and made change
yo mama so stupid she asked me wat type of jeans i was wearin and i said guess and she said uh.. levis
Yo mama is so dumb when she took an IQ test she didn’t know if it was her shoe size or her bra size.
your momma is so nasty when she looked in the garbage can they said welcome back:)
your momma is so fat took a bath in the gulf of mexico:)
your momma is so fat when she try to catch the mouse in her house she ate
all the cheese:)
your momma so stupid she thoughbt hat raping 3 year olds was prostituion:)
yo moma so fat she thought your acne face was a pizza
yo momma so fat you have to roll of her 100 times to get off.
yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror she turned herself into stone.
yo momm so fat a sumo wrestler called her fat.
yo momma so ugly it’s her fault michael jackson is gay.
Yo momma so fat that her cereal bowl is the grand canyon.
yo mama is so ugly shes got a tatoo on her back and it ses whoes the man
Yo momma so stupid she tried putting M&M’s in alphebetical order!!!
Your momma so dumb she worked at an M&M factory and threw away all the W’s!!!!!
yo momma so dumb that shes dumb ooooooooo
your momma so poor i saw her kicking a can and i said what are you doing and she said moving!
Yo moma teeth soooooooooo yellow when she smiles people slow down 4 a red light
LMFAO!!!!!!!$$$$$$$!!!!!!!
yo moma so stupid she stoped at the corner near a parking metre , put a quarter in a waited for the gum ball to come out lol
yo moma so stupid she stoped at the corner near a parking metre , put a quarter in a waited for the gum ball to come out lol
yo momas soo old when she was in the shower she lifted up her left boob and a pieanneer fell out
lol im not sure if i spellt pieaneer right just guessing
yo moma so hairy the only language she speeks is wokky
yo moma so old she sat bhind jesus in preschool
yo moma so old shes in jesuses yr book
yo moma so fat she walks into KFC they asked which size of bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof
yomomma so fat that every step she took there was a big earthquake
yo momma so fat when she went 2 the beach a whale came out of the water singing, ” we are family even if ur fatter than me!”
yo moma glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see ppl waving
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ur moma so dumb she sits on her own driveway and calls a taxi to take her home
yo moma so fat she puts on a yelllow jacket and walks out side and ppl caal TAXI !!
yo moma so fat she put on a blue jacket and walks out of the house and every one calls titles wave !!!!!
yo momas so fat when she jumps in the middle of the ocean and all the sharks and wales start singing “”we are famaily even knwo ur fatter than me ”
Yo mamma sooo damn fat when she says “oh yea” people mistaken her for the koolaid man!
Yo mamma soooo fat she stepped on a fur carpet and it growled at her….hey i just made that up true story i neva herd that joke before in my life!
Yo Mama so stupid she starved in a grocery store .
Yo Mama so fat she got hit by a parked car .
yo mamma is so fat ,when she walked past me t.v i missed an hour of it ,,,
yo mama is so fat people in Japan were screaming godzilla
yo mama is so stupid she makes people feel stupid when they reed this joke
yo mama is so dark she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean
yo mama is so stupid shes stupid
yo mom soo fat that she is fat’
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yo momma is just like wet paint after someone finishes she drips dry
yo moma so ugly shes ugly haha
yo mama so stupid she called visitors to her house….after they were done she said okkk i have to go home its getting late…..(shez at home and wants to go home!!!) hahahahahahahaha lolz619
yo mamma fat she got hit by a car and the people in it died !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please comment any1 who sees dis
yo mamma so fat she buys her bras at auto zone
your momma nose so big when she sneeze she fly
your momma is so fat she made fat albert jealous
Your mamma so fat when she sits on the rainbow skittles pop out !
Your mamma so Fat
She sat on the rainbow
And Skittles Popped Out
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped one foot on the scale it read…
Please get off,please get off
yo moma soo ugly she went to mexco and every one screamed omg it the chokocrobra
yo moma so fat and ugly she went to try out for a part in star wars annd they cast her for jabba the hut(and she dident even were a costume )
Your mamma is so hairy that her boobs look like coconuts.
you momma is so old, that when she was cleaning herself, she lifted up her boob and a pilgrim fell out
ur momma so fat shes fat
your mamma’s so dumb she tripped over a cordless fone
your mammas so fat when she got on to her scale it said to be continued!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat that she sweats melt butter and cries bacon bites
yo mama so stupid she wuz hit by a parked car
your mamma is so stupid she tried to put m &m in alpabetical order
yo mammaz so stupid that she went 2 the doctors and said can i have a new butt he said why? because my old 1 haz a crack in it <=)
yo momma is so fat she sat on the toilet and it started singin absdefg get ur fat ass off me
yo mommas so poor i saw her diggin in the trash dump i said what u doin she said christmas shoppin
yo mama is so fat win she got in the ocean the whales starsed to sing we are family
yo mama so fat when she sat on 3 weigh scales they all formed into an X!!
yo mama so fat she made world war2 seem like a preschool party!
yo mama so fat i walked around her and never came back!!!
yo mama so ugly when i look at her all i see is garbage
yo mama so fat every time she eats were missing a planet {so thats why were having moonless nights!}
yo mama so ugly when your sister was talking to a trashcan i said who are you talking to? she said mom!!
yo mama so stuipid she went to the docters she siad can i have a dick? they asked why? she said because someone called me gay!!
you mama so poor she made other poor people look like god
yo mama so fat people use her as a airbag but the onwers allways dies!
the next person to type a joke is straight
yo mama so ugly when she was born the docters want to push her back in!
yo’ mama so fat,that it looks like she wearin’ a pack of hot-dogs on her neck!
yo mama so fat,looks like she wearin’ a pack of hot-dogs on the back of her neck!
yo mama so stupid she asked the deli clerk how much for the free samples?
yo mama so ugly,her and flava flave looks like twins!
yo mama so stupid,she tried to buy a microwave at the t.v. store!
yo mama so ugly,she have to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink!
yo mama so ugly,when she was a kid her parents fed her with a slingshot!
yo mama so stupid she has to go to wal mart to find panty sniffers
yo mama so fat,she uses a parachute as a swim suit!
yo mama so hairy,it looks like she got buckwheat in a leg scissors!
yo momma so dumb, she tried putting the alphabet into alphabetical order!
yo mama is so fat, she can’t seat on a wheelchair she has to get a wheelbanch
yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
yo mama is so ugly hotels use her picture to keep away the rats
your momma so ugly that he birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory!
yo mama so fat when she has sex oops! shes way to fat!
you momma so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles fell out
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Ur momma is so stupid that when it said “DO NOT WRITE BELOW” on a job application she wrote OK.
Yo Momma’s so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon
Yo Momma so broke instead of buyin the family a computer, she gave each of you an etch-e-sketch.
yo mama’s so fat it took 3 years just to move her whole body an inch
Ya mum’s so fat she uses a matress as a tampon…
Ohw burn…
Yo mama is so fat she has to use a materasse as a tampon !YEEEEEEEEE
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ummmmm just look at your mum.
ya mama so fat when her water broke she caused the sunami
ya momas that fat when she farted by the fire she caused an atomic explosion
yo momma is so ugly that when it was halloween she became the decoration at yo house
yo momma is so gay shes fugly
ur mom is so fat she is overweight
ur moms like a racecar, she burns 5 rubbers a day
Your mother is so nice because she gave me a cookie.
yo mama is so beautiful that she won ms. america.
yo mama so black, when she went to night scool they marked her abesnt.
OOOOOHHHH!!!!!
ur mom is nice why make fun of her….
yo dada jokes ^.^
ur mom is kaka =(
your mom is so mean because she said i was short
yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks instead of wheat flakes.oooh!
channel has issues ,this is her website
your mum so ugly she got mistaken for clivete
yo mamas so ugly she gives fredy crooger nightmares!
ur mamma is so fat that people jog auround her to get exersise
ur mamma is so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they told her no proffesionals allowed
your momma so stupid i had sex with her
Yo mami is so ugly, the mirror breaks everytime she walk by
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yo momma so mean, tom from myspace didn’t want to be her friend
Yo Momma so fat when she runs her belly slaps her face
yo momma so fat she gotta use doghnuts 4 nipple rings
yo mamma is so ugly well look at you
your momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo mama so fat when the astronauts in space look down ders an 8th continent.
yo momma so fat she wears master mattresses as tampons
yo mama is so stupid she stole free bred
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yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blowjob
your momma so fat she sat in the middle of the road and people be like damn dead in
your mommas so fat and old when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat arese out of the way
ben’s mam is so fat wen god siad let there be light he had to shave his mama’s puebs witha chain saw. lol
thomas williams mam is fat wen he said i am bringin ssum food back his mother killed him
yo mama so stupid when your dad said it wuz chilly outside she took a spoon and a bowl outside
yo mamma is so dumb when some people said let the wood burn she stared to sing the song let it burn
harrymary
you momas so fat her blood type is lard
Yo Mamma is so much of a fat junkie that she made a crack in the sidewalk and tried to sniff it !!
yo mamma so hairy that the only language she speaks is chubakka
yo mamma so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family all my brothers sisters and me.
whatb did the booger say to the other booger?
YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY BUT YOUR SNOTT
yo mommas so stupid she put lettuce on a double cheese burger
ur momma is so dumb when she tried 2 order a double cheese she said hold the lettuce BIG MAC BIG MAC!!!
yo momma so fat that instead of calling it obesity they call it yo momma
Yo momma so fat sir mixalot decided he doesn’t like big butts.
yo momma is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for halloween
yo momma is so old she left her purse on noah’s ark
yo momma is so old she still remembers her first pet, a broncosaurus
yo momma is so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned it into a gameboy
yo momma is so ugly she turned medusa to stone
yo momma is so fat she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark and got the part of the big rolling ball
yo momma is so fat she was pictured on pages 5,6,7,8,and 9 of the newspaper
yo momma is so fat she fell off a boat and the captain, ” land ahoy”.
yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out
Yo momma is like a light switch… everyone turns her on !!!
yo momma is so fat… she make Godzilla look like an action figure!!!
yo momma is so dumb… she thought dickies was condoms for little kids!!!
yo momma is so fat… she got baptized at sea world!!!
yo momma is so ugly… god rejected her from heaven!!!
yo mama so fat wen she jumped in2 da pacific ocean it became da pacific desert
YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE JUMPED ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES CAME OUT
UR GAY
UR MAMA SO SKINY SHE TURNED SIDWAYS AND WENT INVISIBLE
Yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade.
ur so fat
you momma so ugly when she was born they slapped her mama
Yo momma so fat, when she stuck a needle up her ass, she exploded!
yo mamas so FAT, that everytime her beeper goes off people think she’s backing up!
YO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE LOCKED HER SELF IN THE BATHROOM AND PEED HER PANTS
This is the best mama joke! PCE!!!!!!!!
yo momma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said “sorry no professionals”
yo momas so fat when she was takeing a walk every 1 yelled “oh no! every 1 run an elephant escaped from the zoo’!!!
ur mum is so fat when she sat on the curb she got a parking ticket
your mama so fat that she has timezones on belly!
yo mama so fat she sank atlantis 6 times
yo mama is so ugly your name is in a volt that is in the earth cor
yo mama is so sopid that when thay hold your hands up she dous the limbo
Yo Mamma So small. she commited suicide of a kerb
yo mama hair is so nappy even moses couldn’t part it
yo mommas so stupid she shouted in an envolope and tried to send a voice mail
yo momma so fat free willy tried to free her
yo momma is so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her
yo mommas so fat i thought she was a hippo from hungry hungry hippo
dude your so black that when you went to night school they marked you absent
your mama is so fat that when your dad was having sex with her he fell in the hole
yo mamma so fat when she rubbes her belly she slap
s her face
yo momma so poor your family ate corn flakes with a fork to save some milk
your mom so stupid that you wanted a xbox she got a box and put a x on it!!!!!!!
your mom so nasty her teeth are so yellow when she spits she spits butter
Yo momma so black that they seperated you and her until she wasnt afraid of the dark!
yo momma so fat they closed mcdonalds on her b day!
yo mom so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund!
yo momma is so fat when she plays wheres waldo………..waldo runs
ur momma izz so fat when she sat on the tolet the tolet sang abcdefg get ur fat ass off of me
yo momma so flat chested soulja took one look at her and said “throw some D’s on that bitch” ( PS i used 2 be da’bomb ) [*-*]
thats supposed 2 be soulja boy not just soulja
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
yo mama is so fat when she sat on a dollar the dollar said o hay can u see get ur fat ass off me
yo momma is so fat when i took a picture of her it took 10 computers to just see half of her
yo momma is so stupid she strangled herself with a cordless phone
yo momma so fat she was comin home from china the plane crashed and when she walked out of the water all the chinese people started screaming GODZILLA!!!!!!!!
your mama so fat that when she breast feeds milk comes out her nose…..
your mama is so ugly the the wicked witch of the west is prettier then she is .
your mama so fat that when she breast feeds milk comes out her nose…..
your mama is so ugly the the wicked witch of the west is prettier then she is .
yo mammas so old her breasts produce milk power
your mammas so fat she iz on both sides of the family
your mamma iz so ugly that she stuk her head out the window for freash air and got fined for pulling a moony
your mamma iz so fat that my mum takes a morning jog around her (ONLY FIVE MILES LEFT) !!!!!!!!! im the best bring it i got loads !! : )
yur mums so fat she lokked down and bit her tits
yur mums so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
yur mums so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles falldown
yur mum is so fat wen she layed in da ocean english exploreres sed look we found a new country
yo momma is soo small she slam dungs her bus fair
yo mamma is so fat when she tried out for indiana jones she got the part of the rolling boulder
yo mamma so fat she broke the bowflex
your mamma is so easy a caveman can do her.
ur mama soooo fugly she lewkd out tha window nd got arrested 4 mooning!!!!
YO MUMS SO DUMB THE CLOSEST SHE GT TO EDUCATION IS THE COLLAGE PARK
yo momma’s tittie’s so small, her bra size is a headband
gogu’s momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
coae’s momma si so fat that when she went to the aquarium, people confused her with a sperm whale
yo mamas so fat when she got on the scale one at a time pleas
your momma so ugly they swithed hallowen to here birthday
yo mama so fat she cant even jump
ur mama iz so fat when she wear a red dress the kids said THAT KOOL AID
ur mama iz so fat when she wear a red dress the kids said THAT KOOL AID
ur mama is so dumb she thought osama bin ladan was 3 diffrent ppl!
yo mama so white when she was walking at night people mistaken her as a torchlight
ur momma so fat when she jumped in the sea the sea jumped out
ur momma so ugly she looked at an onion and the onion started crying
yo mommas so fat when she jumped she got stuck in mid air
yo mamma is so hairy she looks like chewbaca
yo mamma so uglt she stuck her head out the window and got arrested 4 mooning
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving
ur momma is so fat i took 3 buses 2 trains to get on da good side
yo momma so fat she was born at burger king raised at wendys and died at toco bell
Your momma’s teeth are so yellow she can’t stop giving shiners!
Beyonce>s mama
ur mommas so damn fat that when she sat down on the grass there was earthquakes across the world 4 the next 1oo years
yo mama is so ugly that wen she went to a ugly contest the
jujes sed no pro alaud
yo mama so old she still owes jesus a dollar
yo mama is so fat she uses a four lane for a slip n slide!
your mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters!
you mamma so fat she thought the bus was a twinkey!
your mamma so stupid she thought she was wresler when she got in a fight!
your mamma so stupid that she craped beside the tolet becuase
she just cleaned the tolet!
Ur momma so stupid she went to mcdonalds and ordered menudo.
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THE THOUGHT BRAND FLAKES WAS A BRAND NAME FOR A CONDITIONER THAT GETS RID OF DANDRUF
YO MOMMA SO FAT PAY HER 10 BUCKS AND SHELL LET U PUT RUBBER BANDS AROUND HER AND CLAIM IT TOO BE THE WORLDS BIGGEST RUBBER BAND BALL
yo mama is so old she puts water on her tities and sticks them ini the freezer to get her niples slighty hard…because her tites dont get hard like nthey used to
ya mammas gay
your mamaz so ugly she made the devil go to church
your mamaz head is so big when she walks past the candy shop the kids say there goes my ballon
your mothers so ugly she walked into church and god fell from the cros
your granny is so lonly she has to go to the camist to get a gandpa
stupid anonymous , how the heel can your mother be gay !!!!DUM DUM!!!!!
REPLY SO I CAN DISS YOU
Your mum is so old she sat behind jesus in 2nd grade
Your mums so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo momma so big they had to butter up the door way so she could fit in the house
yo mama like a toliet can she,s always full of crap
yo mama so fat when she farted george bush acused IT OF GLOBAL WARMING
Yo Mumma’s so fat that when she umm i forgot the joke…. awww SHIT that sucksss.. ohh well soz peoplezz.
yo mama soo fat she out grew earth
Your Mamma`ss So Uglyy Her Shadow Quit
Youur Mamma`ss So Sexy Your Daddy Licked Her Eye!!!!!
Haha Got Better Jokes Than That Uglyy 13 Year Oldddddddd !!!
Oossshhhhhhhh.
I Likeee Yurr Sexyyyy Boddaayyyy - austan powers-
I Thought I Was Uglyyy But Theeeeennnnnnnn……….
I Saw Your Mum!
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A BASEBALL GAME TO LOOK FOR “DADDY YANKEE”!!!
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, SHE MAKES FAT JOE LOOK SKINNY!!!
yo mommas so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy
yo momma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
YO MOMMA` ‘S BREATH STINK SO BAD SHE USES A URINAL CAKE 4 A BREATH MINT
yo Momma’s so fat shes got stretch marks on her panties yo Momma so ugly she was casted as predators stunt double yo momma so fat she need 2 sofas 2 sit down 1 4 each cheek
great
your momma is like a door nob every body gets a turn
yo mamma ios so old that her breast milk is like powder
cameron you r a racist dog……………… and your mamma is soooo dumb she got hit by a parked car
your mumas like a bubles everybody gets a blow
yo mamas so fat she looks like a burger
yo momma teeth are so yellow that the sun goot jealous
yo momma is so dumb and said im gay
yo mama so ugly…..she so ugly.
yo mamma is so ugly she is ugly
yo momma’s so fat the only letters she know in the alphabet is kfc
yo momma’s so old she has cobwebs under her boobs
yo momma’s so poor she went to oxfan and complained about the prices
yo momma’s so fat yo papa to her to go back to britans got talent to do her belly dancing
yo papa’s so fat he can’t see his dick because off his flab blocked his eye site
yo papa’s so fat he sings somewhere over the rainbow is the other side of my belly
yo momma so fat that when she went to the beach with a red bikini everyone said “KoolAid!!!!!!”
haha im only 10, you ppl need to get better jokes.
yo mommas so black she went to night school and everyone thought she was absent.
yo mama so bald i can see the future in her head!!!
your momaa so fat she jump in the swimming pool and every1 shouted tsunami
yo momma is so gay she looks like a griggle on a hairry nut lickker dildo dildo dildo bilbo the magical fairy
Your Mumma Is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat She said that miss mcinnes sucks her gangrene toes
ur mom so fat she ate shity panties 4 breakfast……she thought dey was cookies fillin
ur mama so stupid because she had you
ur momma is sooo fugly when she goes to strip clubs they pay her to put her clothes on.
yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo momma so poor she cant take you to the store.
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yo momma did that
yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued
your momma so stupid she thought a calculator was a phone
yo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mamma so fat that the back of her neck looks like a box of swiss rolls.
yo mama is like a pool table stick a quarter in her slot and she’ll rack your balls
yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said 90210
yo mama so fat she got her drivers liscence and the front said continues on the other side
yo dads like a workshop .10 cents a screw
yo mama like the dude from icy towers always jumpin on poles.
yo mama so dumb she got a zero on her SAT’s
yo momma iz so fat when she walked across a high bridge it became a low bridge
yo momma iz so poor she picked up a penny and said here iz my paycheck
yalls writing aint wort a shit
your momma is so fat a hole 5 gallon bucket of ice cream could not please her sh needed more
yo mama is so fat when we went to the beach the wales poped up singin “we r family ur mamas got a big fat fanny”
yo are fat
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre-k
‘and yes i saw 40 pepole die”
well yo mama so stupid i told her it was chillie out side she ran out with a bowl sayin” wheres my chillie wheres my chillie”
yo mama stinks so much skunks wont go around her!
yo mamma is so fat she went to the reasurand and got a menu and siad OK
yo momma is so fat ur dad has to jump on her to have sex
ur mommoa is so fat ur dad has to jump on her to have sex
YO MOM IS SO UGLY SHE BROKE THE WORLDS TOUGHEST MIRROR!
hey yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow coat people in america think shes a taxi
you guys are stupid
Liso
dez jokes ahre dumb ! swyph sdylah sawoop ;]
dez jokes ahre dumb ! swyph sdylah sawoop ;]
YOUR MOMMA IS SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE AND ASKED TO USE THE TOILET SHE SAID PICK A CORNER
your mom is so silly she likes men
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yeh mam is soo stupid she knocked on a foster houses door and asked one of the kids if there parents wer home
yo’ mama’s so old, her birth certificate was expired
yo’ mama’s so ugly, she makes michael jackson look like hillary duff
yo’ mama’s so stupid, she watched an old 30’s cartoon and said “cool, 3-D!”
yo’ mama’s so ugly, Quagmire said “WTF is that?”
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WHENT TO IN AND OUT SHE WHET IN AND NEVER CAME OUT
YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN THE DOCTER TOLD HER IS HAD 1 HOUR TO LIVE SHE WHET YO THE STORE AND GOT SOME LIFESEVERS
Yo mamma is so ugly she makes micheal jackson look sexy!
Yo mamma is so ugly she make micheal jackson look sexy!
yo mamma soo fat wen a jelly fich shocked her she shocked dem back
ur mama is soooo ugly ur grandme had to fed he with a sling shot
ur momma’s teeth r so yellow, i can’t believe it’s not butter!
yo mamma so fat her pants size is … is … bitch loose some weight
yo mamma so harry the onley langiag she speakes is wokei
ur moms so fat.U need 2 airplanes,3 buses,and 1 taxi to get around her
ur moms so old wen i slap her boobs powder came out
ur moms teeth ar so yellow wen she went to church people said”HALYLUA JESUS IS COMING PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
ur moms so fat wen she walk in front of the tv i miss 3 movies
ur moms so ugly wen she went to the beach not even the ocean wave hi to her
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE POOS ON THE LIVING ROOM
your mamma is so fat when she walks her farts goes fat bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma is phat she had to go get batised at sea world
yo momma so dumb she couldnt put mnms in alphabetical order
Yo momma is so old she ran track with jesus
your mommas is blicker than the night
YO MOMMA SO FAT WHENI WAS WATCHIN THE FOOTBALL GAME SHE WALKED PAST AND I MISSED THE FIRST AND SECOND QUARTER
yo mamas so stupid she failed corrections
Yo Mamma so black she went to night school and she wasnt seen
Yo momma so retarded she sits on the tv and watchs the couch
yo mamma so dark she needs a white glove just to eat a tootsie roll
ur mommas so dumb that when i told her christmas was around the corner she went looking for it!
yo mamma just like a doorknob everybody gets a turn
yo mamma is so ugly the borderpotrol uses her to scare away illigal imigrants
Your mamma is so disappointed in you she look at your dad and said I should have Gavin you a blow job
Yo mama so stupid when she threw a rock to the ground she missed
yo mama so stupid she had you and kept you
yo mama so fat she couldnt let the airplanes fly
your mommas so dumb she locked her self out of a motorcycle.
yo mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday!!!!!
yo mamma so stupid she said she could say the alphabet in number sequence!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma so stupid she makes retards fell special.
yo mamma so black obama wouldnt take her in
yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat the kids line up for the school bus
yo mama so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party
yo mama so fat a ran around her twice and got lost
yo mama so corney she ate corn flakes for lunch
whay
yo mommas so black..she went to night school n got counted absent
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP TRYNA GET UP
yo mama is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
yo mama so fat she got Baptiste at sea world
your mamas so dark God said let there be light
Yo mamas so ugly they thought u were wearing a Halloween costume yo mama so ugly she ask someone are u going to the fear fest at six flags they said y don’t you look in the mirror Your mama so fat she don’t need the Internets shes already world wide!
ur mamas like diarreia my love for her is hard to hold in
your mommas so fat that she sat on walmart and lowered the prices!
this one is great ok it………”your momma!”
Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she always comes back for more!
Your mom is like a hardware store, ten cents a screw.
ur momma is so poor she went to the 99 cent store and said this store costs so much
yall mommas are so DUMB for having yall cuzz most of yall cant mfing spell………………
Yo Mamas So Ugly That When She Came Out Of Her House With A Red Dress All The Children Said “Look its the koolaid man
ur momma is fat that her house is the world
yo mama butt so big she farted in the woods and smokey the bear went runnin!!
your momma is so fat when she passed the tv your dad missed a whole season of football
yo momma so dumb she went to sleep with a ruler to see how long she slept
YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT SHE HAD TO USE A PLUNGER TO CLEAN HER PUSSY
yo mamma so dumb she thought soy milk was spanish for i am milk!
`yo mama so fat when she went bungy jummping she took the wholee brigh with her
yo mam so fat patrol officers made her where a sign that said “CAUTION WIDE LOAD”
YO MAMA HAS ALOT IN COMMON WITH THE MOON , THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE HER CAUSE SHE SO BIG AND HAS HER OWN GRAVITATIONAL PULL
yo mom is so fat that when she makes love its called mission imposiable
ur mama is so fat.. that when she jumped for joy… she shook the whole solar system!
your momma so dirty when she did a split on the floor her floor was stane
Couldnt think of a name
ur momma is so fat she went to the beach and the whales came up to her and said we are family even though ur fatter than me
yo momma teeth are so yellow that the sun got jelos
yo momma is so fat she has 2 iorn her close on the driveway
yo momma so ugly she ternd mudusa into ston
yo mama is so poor i seen her kicking a can down the street i ast her wat she was doing she said moving
yo momma is so poor i steeped on a sigret and she said who tered of the heat
yo m0mma is so stupid she talk in a envilop to send a voice mail
Yo momma so fat she sit on da toliet and da toliet started singin…abcdefg get ur fat ass off me
yo mama is so stupid she thaught she was fat so sge went on the weight and she was 500 tons. Then she walked around and she fell to china.
yo momma so fat she went to walmart triped over kmart and and landed on target!!!
your momma so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited intill it said go
Yo Momma’s so Stupid,she put a peephole on a Glass-door!!!!!!
Yo Momma’s so poor,i threw a rock at a trash can the one day and she said”who knocked???”
yo Momma’s so fat,She jumped in the air and got stuck!!!!!! =]=]=]
Yo Momma’s so ugly,that she looked in a mirror and the room shattered!!!
Yo momma’s so fat,that i went around her 2 times and got lost!!!!!!!
yo momma so fat, everytime she wears high heels in the desert she strikes oil!!!!!!
you momma so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
yo momma so fat when she farted she caused hirricane catrina
yo momma so stupid she cant put m and m`s in abc order
yo momma so stupid she plugged batteries in her butthole and said i have got the power!
yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and said where is my gumball
YO MOMAS SO FAT SHE WALDED DOWN THE STREET AND PEOPLE SAID “LOOK ITS A WALKING WHALE”
yo momma teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly shines
ur momma is so stupid she type a pice of paper to her tv and sid i got paperveiw
yo momma is so poor she throw a rock at the ground and missed
your momma so fat that she wore high heels and two hours later they were flip flops
ur mom is soo fat that when she answered her phone she couldnt hear bcuz her arm couldnt reach her ear-hahahhahahaha lmbo
i heart this i could write anything and u wouldnt even know if it was a ur mom joke
ready? ready? ready?…………all u have to say is this…
ur mOm!!!!!
bahahahaha
just say tht when some1 says anything and it will turn into a joke
im just gonnnna sit here typing a bunch of crapolaa
Ur momma so ugly see looked in a miroror and her refltion comited sucicid
yo momma so stupid she failed asurvey
your momma is so harry that she was named the king of gorillas!
your mommas so fat she left the house in heals and came back in flats!
ha =P
your momma’s just like ace hardware, 10 cents for a screw
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon and a box of cereal to the superbowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha
yo mama so fat that when the kids came in the house and said it’s chilly outside , she ran outside with a bowl…
lolz!!!
Lueqwesha
Yo daddy so old he put his dick in the freezer for it to get hard
yo mamma is so fat that scientists proved that planets dont orbit the sun they orbit her
yo mommas armpits are so hairy she looks like she got julius erving in a head lock
yo momma is so fat she went to mcdonalds and came out 6 years later
yo momma is so skinny she can hulla hoop a cheerio
Yo mama so fat her blood type is o ……… sh*& that’s a fat bi**%
yo mama so stupid she saw a wet floor sign and peed on the floor
yo mama’s so fat she fell in love and broke it!
yo mama’s so stoooooopid that she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death
YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE LOCKED HER SELF INSIDE HER CAR
YOUR MAMAS SO FAT SHE GOT HER OWN MCBIG SEAT AND MCDONALD’S
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Yo mamma so fat she’s gay
yo mamma so gay she’s fat
yo mamma so stupid that she pooped
yo mamma’s granny is so old she farts dust
your mamas so old that her breast milk is powdered OH YEAH
your mama is so dumb she returned a dougnut because it had a whole in it
YO MOMMA SO FAT AND STUPID HER WAIST SIZE IS BIGGER THAN HER IQ and bigc13 your not that funny anyway ok your wack so stop tryin 2 b fune
yall need to stop cussin skip the word if its a bad word =)
**** and **** and **** i hate my ******* life
kansas city finest hey you probably aint the finest and we know how to spell
hey lucas reid ur jokes suck so i wouldnt b sayn nuthin
omg is wack like omg you so suck you freakin wanna b ur the suckiest white girl if you are a girl give it like up or i will like find you ok ill look in the phone book for you omg like for real girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you mums so fat that when she had her school photo taken they had to take it by satellite
your mama`s so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
I LOVE JANE MARKONIC EBMS
Yo momma’s so fat that she had to use the asteroid belt to keep up her fat, and it broke!
hello shannon you alright looks like this is the only way we can talk to eachother in school as eveythings blocked :@. orrr its propur boring in french aint it :/, reply soon ♥
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you alright &?…
Hiyaaaa Mayte :D!
Im Fine Thankss, You?
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your mum is that ugly she looks like a pitbull on steds
that was anthony
whos anonymouss ?
its shanno i think i saw her write it before :)…
your mama reminds me of a mcdonals happy meal small cheap and greasy
ya momma so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death
ya momma so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy
Ya momma so old when God said let their be light she flipped the switch
ya momma so old she gotta bible autographed by Jesus
ya momma so fat when she was sittin around the house she was sittin around the house!
your momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
yo mamma’s like a door handle, everyone gets a turn
your momma so ghetto that when she breasts feeds Kool-aid comes out!
yo momma is so stupid that she got a paper and glued it to her tv and thought she was watching pay per view
yo momma is so stupid that she had to stare at a orange juice box for 20 mins because it said “concentrate”
yo momma is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper
yo momma is so old that when i asked her to act her own age she died
yo momma is so hairy that when she went to the zoo the gorills said “hey baby”
yo momma is so stupid that when she asked me what jeans i was wearing i said “Guess” and she said “Levi’s”
u r a homo
Your mama so fat she take’s up the bathtub
yo mama so stupid ,she passed out tryin’ 2 blow up a firecracker she thought it was a straw
jit im not a homo
Yo mama’s so poor, she saw a penny on the floor and said ”it’s a miracle!”
Yo mama’s so poor, she needs coupons at the 99-cent store
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Yo mama’s so fat and stupid, she dated the sun, she thought he was hot
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Yo mama’s so fat, she saw the menu and said “yes, please”
yo mama is so fat when she was walking down the road a girl said “mama watch out a bus is coming
yo mama is so poor she had to steel from the thrifty store
you mama is so fat when she went to hong kong they said “o’! no godzilla is back!”
Yo momma so getto when she breast feeds kool-laid comes out
Yo momma so stupid when the microwave is finished the answers the phone
Yo mamma so fat… She is now considered the 8th wonder of the modern world!
Yo mamma so fat… She’s one whale Greenpeace DOESN’T want to save
Yo mamma so fat… I took a photo of her last christmas and it’s still printing!
Yo mamma so fat… you could take her any way and it would still be doggy style!
yo mama so dirty she jumped in a pool and the water turned into coffe
tim shut up
yo mama so ugly she uses a line of make up called why bother
yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
yo mama so ghetto when she breast feed cool aid comes out
yo mama so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
yo momma so dumb when i ask her to ride the pony… she go to the zoo and jumps on a horse
you mommaz likes my twinkies beacuse its creamy in the inside
your momma can make blind people cry
your momma is 5 foot 2 inches but if she laid down on her back… she was 8 ft 11 inches
we lucky your mom didnt fart yet… cuz all are air is gone
the reason y they took pluto out as a planet was because yo they found out it was your moms
yo momma so dumb when i ask her to ride the pony… she go to the zoo and jumps on a horse
you mommaz likes my twinkies beacuse its creamy in the inside
your momma can make blind people cry
your momma is 5 foot 2 inches but if she laid down on her back… she was 8 ft 11 inches
we lucky your mom didnt fart yet… cuz all are air is gone
the reason y they took pluto out as a planet was because yo they found out it was your moms
yo mamm is so stupid that when she got locked in a liquor she nearly starved to death
yo mamma is so fat her belt size is the equator
yo mamma is so stupid when yur mom was having a baby she saw the umbilical cord she said ”wow i it comes with cabel
yo mamma is so poor took her boxed mortage away
yo mamma is so poor she cant even afford free clinics
i hit yo momma so hard donuts fell out of her fat fold
i hit yo momma so hard donuts fell out of her fat fold
yo momma so fat she need help gettin up in the mornin ..lol haHAHAHAHAHHA
yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach whales come out and sing we are family even though your fatter than me
yo momma so stupid she looked at a bottle of orange juice for an hour just beccause it said concentrate
yo mamma so fat that she was banned from thaksgiving dinner
yo mama is so fat she doesnt need internet, shes already world wide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yO mOmMaH So ReTArDeD WeN sHe wAs hAviN hEr BABy ShW sAw dAh UmBiLiCAl cOrD ShE sAiD “WoW & iT CuMs WiT cAbLe 2″ lol AhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA
Ayyyyy bAy bAy iTs MaH BiRtHdAy 2 dAy GiVe MeH SuM ShOUt OuTs
? dAh BaDDeSt ?WeNDy?
im up in skool up in iss to bored give meh sum shout outs it mah birthday
? dAh bAddEsT ? ?WeNDy?
all mah stuff i say up in page 155 & dAh reSt
?dAh bAddEsT WeNDy
Yo Momma is like a brick, she is heavy and gets layed by mexicans.
Yo Momma is like a brick, she is heavy and gets layed by mexicans.
Yo mama is so stupid, that she brought a spoon at the super bowl!
Yo mama is so old, when she breast feeds her milk comes out like powder.
Yo mama is so fat, i known her for a year and i still didnt see the rest of her.
yo mamma is so fat, when she stepped on a rainbow it started raining skittles.
yo mamma is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the drive-way
yo mama is so fat, it took her one step to get to china.
yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code.
yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
the doctors didnt know that girls can have a pennis until they saw yo mom!!!
yo mama so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all of the whales started singing “WE ARE FAMILY EVAN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE FATTER THAN ME”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat, when Obama saw her, he said ”Forget global warmin, we gotta solve this problem!
YO mam is so so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence
Yo mama is so stupid she sits oon the tv and watches the couch
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to mow the snow
Yo mama is so stupid she triped over a cordless phone
YO mama is like a tv she can be turned on by a 2 year old
Yo mama is so stupid she failed a servey
Yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo mama is so old the waited tables at the last supper
Yo mama is so old her first vehicle was a chariot
yo mama is so getto when she watches a kool aid commercial and a lil kool aid dripps out she yells ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
yo mama is so fat when she puts on a yellow jump suit and jumps from a plane the people yell THE SUN IS FALLING THE SUN IS FALLING.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes skiing in a white outfit people scream AVALANCHE
Yo mama is so huge she can play golf with the universe
Yo mama is so hairy people mistake her as a wookie
yo mama is so hairy and short people mistake her as a ewok
yo mama is so fat explorers thought they had more land to explore
yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean people mistake her as an island
yo mama is so fat when she puts on a brown suit and rolls down a hill people yell MUD SLIDE
yo mama is so fat she fell on new york and it got stuck in her fat rolls
yo mama is so stupid she flew to mexico and tried to jump the boarder for fun……….. sorry but she got deported back
yo momma so fat when she goes swimming in the sea the whales start singing, we are family
yo momma eat fruity dildo for breakfeast…
yo momma just farted
yo momma is a old bitch
yo mama so old when she breast feed powder come out
yo mama so poor she she ate her own shit for protein
yo mama so nasty the last time she got ass was when her finger sliped through the toilet papper
yo mama so stupid she drove up and down washington road looking for the white house
yo mama so stupid she cut her self so i sed run go get some ahlcohal and some bandades, she came back drunk with a empty bottle of patrome and a bandade on the wrong finger
Yo mama soo fat that she sat on the arch and somebody was passing by and said “hey lets goto McDonalds.”
Yo momma so dumb, she makes you look smart
Yo Mamma so dumb, she had you
Yo Mamma so fat she doesn’t fit in the house
your momma’s so stupid, she kept you
Yo momma’s so fat , she plays pool with the planets.
yo momma’s so fat , she’s fat.
yo momma’s so fat , when she stepped on the scale it said …to be continued………..
yo momma’s so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo momma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
yo momma’s so skinny she got to run around in the shower to get wet
yo momma’s like a vacuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet
yo momma’s so black she gets her tatoos done in white chalk
yo momma’s so stupid she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
yo momma’s os fat she walked into McDonalds, tripped over Wendy’s, and landed on Burger King
Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed at a shoot-out
ya momma’s teeth are so gapped she gotta floss with a jump rope!!!
ya momma so big she tripped over 4th avanue and landed in 12th
ya momma so fat she stepped into the ocean and all the whales started singing we are family, even though ur fatter than me
yo momma so stupid she bought a soler powered flashlight
ya momma’s hairy the only language she speaks is wokie
ya momma’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it read one at a time please
yo momma so fat the sir mix a lot dicided he does’nt like big butts
yo momma is so stupid that her macanic told her that her engine had locked up and she asked for the key
yo momma is so fat the a car was coming out of a gas station and she was crossing the street and ran out of gas half way around
yo momma’s so stupid that on her job app it said “sex” and she put only monday through friday
yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
hey what do you call a hot girl at georiga tech…………a visitor
what do you call a blond on a collage campus……….LOST
what do u call a blond who got an a+ on her math test………….DYED
yo momma so stupid she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled “HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE”
yo momma so stupid when i said its chilly outside she grabbed a spoon and went outside
yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper
yo momma so stupid when she robbed the bank she forgot the money
yo momma so fat when she saw a bus drive by she said STOP THAT TWINKI !
yo momma like a TV a three year old can turn her on
yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
yo momma so stupid she puts makeup on her head to make up her mind
yo momma like a door nob everyone gets a turn
yo momma like a Cadillac comfy and can hold 6 men
yo momma so fat she plays hopscotch with the continents
bomb like tick tick says: I-H-O-P-ness then he said I-M-A-P-ness
yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch
u guys are all amatures
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Yo mama fat she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
yo momma is so dumb she shoved a ninevolt batterie up her ass and said i got the power
yo momma is so poor she went to redlobster asking for a dollar menu
yo momma is like atnt nationwide
yo momma is so fat every time she turns around shes in a diffrent country
ur mom used to be black until i blew a load in her face
yo momma is so fat she makes jabba the hut look a tictac
yo momma is so stupid scarface gave her a pound of coke and she used it as baby powder
yo momma is so poor one time i was walking down town I saw your momma with one shoe and i said lost a shoe and she said no just found one
heather louise mills call 260-367-1166
yo mamas croch is so hairy it looks like chubaca made a hammic in her panies
tickle my asshole
(260-668-6269) justin hively
your moms fat shes a bitch and she eats my shit. call 4 a good time!
yo momma is os fat she look like hannnan montana and a cow just had a bavy
yo momma such a whore she gives hand job for goodwill
yo momma is so old she looks a dustbunny
yo momma pussy has a problem she had you that the problem
she used bacon as a band-aid
she put lipstick on her head to use her mind
she was kicking a can down tha street i said wat u doin she said moving
she got a fat pussy
yo mama so hairy that when she put the phone in her ass she thought she waz making a booty call
yo mama so hairy when she open her legs she says welcome to the jungle
yo mama so old when she went to school there waz no history class
yo mama so ugly when she worked at the bakery the dipped her into the batter to make animal cookies
yo mama underwears so full with holes that everytime she farts they whistle
your momma is so fat the scale said to be 10000
yo momma so stupid when she saw a scool bus full of wite kids she yelled stop that twinkie!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so cheap she put a milkshake on layaway
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yo mamma so fat she steped on a scale it sed 2 be conttinued
Yo momma so fat that for halloween she dressed up in all black i said wat u goin as she said hehe night time
Yo mama’s so stupid, she wipes her ass before she takes a dump.
Yo mama’s so fat, she eats diet vitamins every morning.
Yo Momma’s so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl!
Yo Momma’s so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read, “One person at a time please!”
Yo Momma’s so stupid, she asked, “What’s the number for 911?”
Yo Momma’s so poor, when the doorbell rang she said, “DING!”
Yo Momma’s so fat, when she put a yellow dress on all the kids said, “LOOK THERE’S THE BUS!”
Yo mama so fat Naruto Cant Belive it!
Yo mom so Poor When she went to my house she when she looked at my closet she said “my house!
Yo mom so Dum she stood at a stop sighn and waited for it to say Go
your momma ’s so fat your dad pays her so she won’t roll over
yo mommas so fat when she goes to take a bath the fish yell no!!
yo momma so fat she was fat
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
ur momma so poor she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list
Yo mama so heavy she stepped on the beach and it eroded.
ur ugly.
yo mamaz ass is soo big wen she sitz dwn shez 3 feet taller
yo mamas so stupid she sits in the t.v. and watches the couch
it looks like yo mamas face caught on fire and somebody put it out with an axe.
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i <3 dick.
ii dnt rellly liike melissa ii liike allyssa she iis waaay hotteeeeer
your moomma so ugly tat she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her
Yo momma sooooo old, she was best friends with George Washington.
Yo momma soo dark, when she went to night school, she was marked absent.
Your momma hair soo short, when she braided her hair, it looked like stitches.
yo mama so stupid she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say GO
yo momma is so fat when she stped on the scale it said to be coounted
yo mama so gay tht when she had u she didnt no wht to do u and her were so ugly
ur mommas so poor she lived in a two pack of Doritos and her dogs name is chip
u cant braid really short hair…
Yo mamma so fat when she jumps in the ocean the whale starts ‘’singing we are family”
yo mamma so skinny that she can hullahoop in a cheereo
yo mamma so hairy when she went
yo mamma so hairy whent to a zoo a kid said”mommy look at big foot”
yo mamma so fat when sits in the house she sit around the house
yo mamma so fat her streach marks have names
Yo mamma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat in valentines day she fell in love and broke it.
heello is anyone there
Please anser
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f*** y all
Soory my brother wrote that
i cant speal see
yo momma is so dumb she studied for a drug test
yo mommas so poor she was sitting next to a can that said “FOR SALE”
yo mommas so hairy chewbacca sid “DAMN GIRL YOU HAIRY”
YO MOMMA SO HAIRY SHE ONLY SPEAKS WOOKIE YEH THATS BRITISH HUMOR FOR U SOMETHING THAT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY!!
ANY1 DER
me
you no what dont ask q i you are not paying atenntion
Jonos Mum is so hairy she went on a hike through the bush and people thought she was bear
Jonos Mum is so hairy she went on a hike through the bush and people thought she was bear
yo mamma is so ghetto when she breast feeds koolaid comes out
your momma is so fat she doesnt need the enternet she is allready world wide!
andrew’s mom is so the last time she saw 902.0 was the scale!
your moma is so ugly it makes brittany spears go bald
yo momma is so fat that she makes the impire state building look skinny
yo momma so fat that santa claus set on her lap
your momma is so fat when she was a little girl santa asked here for gifts
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WHENT TO THE SUPER BOWL SHE HAD TO BUY ALL THE SEATS JUST TO SIT DOWN…
yo mama so nasty yo daddy asked her whats 4 dinner and she opened her legs and said crabs
yo momma is is so fat,and,dumb when she saw a school bus full of white people she get that twinky
yo mama is so ugly when she went swimming she looked like mobby dick’
yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her parents
yo mama is so fat she step on a scale and it said “to be continued.”
yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can and I said what you doing she said moving
yo mama is so fat she brought corn flakes and milk to the super bowl
yo mama is so fat and hairy bigfoot said let`s get maryed.
yo mama is so ugly she looks like micheal jackson on crack
yo mama is so ugly everyone said a garila
yo mama is so fat she stuck a batery up her butt and when she farted she said i got the power
yo mama is so fat she stuck a batery up her butt and when she farted she said i got the power
yo mama is so dum she saw bus full of white people she said stop that twinke
Yo momma so fat she invite me for dinner i ask her what we having she said u
Is so poor she asks bums for money
Yo momma makes me jealous because she takes the whole bed to herself
Rabbit momma is so fat n stupid she use corn oil for deodorant
Yo momma gets excited when she goes to the corner
Yo momma so ghetto n stupid she put her clothesline inside her car
yo momma is so ugly she went in to a haunted house and came out with a job application
yo mamma is like a public library open up for everyone
yo mamma is so fat not even god cant pick up her soul
yo mama is so fat and greasy i thought i was having sex with a chesse burger
yo mamma is like temperature she goes up and down
yo mamma is like a tv even i a five year old can turn her on
yo momma has more chins the the chins phone book (chines name is chin)(chin is under your mouth)
Yo mama so ugly the last time she got any a** was when her finger slipped through the toilet paper
OMG……Yo mamma so dumb the last time i was @ the beach a whale started singing “we are family even though your biger than me!” Oh What now i just burned you!
yo mama’s so ugly she look like you.
BURNN.
Yo momma is so stupid, she got on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama is so short that she bungy jumps off the curb
yo mama is so ugly she can only be your mama
yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to infinity and beyond
you mommas so tall she make giants look short
you mommas so ugly i dont know she is just nasty
your moms so bendable she licks her toes
your mom is soo black that when she drank water she pissed coffee
ya mumma so fat, she got married in wal-mart
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yo momma is so werd that she plays mw2
yo momma so ghetto when she breastfeeds koolaid comes out
yo mommas so ugly she looked in the mirror and it cried
yo mommas so fat, she dipped her toe into the pool and it started to overflow
yo mommas so slow she went to go sit down in the movie theatre and the movie ended
yo mommas so stupid she opene the dictionary to the word/letter i and said how do u say that??
yo mommas so ugly, she looked in the mirror and went blind
yo mommas so fat, she got on the scale and it said 9999999999999999999, to be continued
yo mommas so fat, she put her baithing suit on but she couldnt find it because it dissapeared in her rolls