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1124 Yo Momma Jokes in “June 2008 Momma Jokes”



  1. jav col's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so bald I could see the future on her head.



  2. ashley adair's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it



  3. Johnage's Momma Joke:

    Ur mums so nasty even her crabs were condoms



  4. Danny's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish!!!



  5. Danny's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so dumb that when she bought a jigsaw puzzle from a charity shop, she bought it back complaining it was broken!



  6. malik branch's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so bald mr. clean got jeal0us



  7. malik branch's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so fat went she walked acrossed television i missed three episodes



  8. cuban boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty that she thought my sperm was cram filling



  9. ariely's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz so ugly she turn ur dad gay



  10. yo0o mammaa's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so dumb she sold her car for gas money



  11. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA is so fugly, that your dad had to take her to work so he didnt have to kiss her goodbye!



  12. im in ur dreams's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to blow out a lightbulb



  13. pumawiiy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cold she pisses ice tea



  14. bigc13's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a bowlin all, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter



  15. bigc13's Momma Joke:

    yo momma just like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets layed by mexicans. Im only 13 and i got better jokes than all of yall



  16. bigc13's Momma Joke:

    yo momma just like a 5ft basketball hoop easy 2 score on



  17. bigc13's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a scooter every1 rides her when no1s lookin



  18. bigc13's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas a carpenders delight, if her ass is flat like a board its easy 2 nail



  19. BIG GATOR DADDY's Momma Joke:

    HEY LET’S GET OFF MOMS, BECAUSE I JUST GOT OFF YOURS



  20. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she drove miss daisy to preschool



  21. Cha Cha Diva's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so godamn fat Jabba the hut say daaaamn!



  22. Cha Cha Diva's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her belt size is the equator!



  23. chingching's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat so ugly she looked in the mirror and it commited suicide



  24. Seishun Kyousoukyoku's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she layed on the beach and 3 people yelled 3 different things: A shipe crashed on shore! the next person said its Moby Dick! and the 3rd person said its Jabba the Hut!



  25. Seishun Kyousoukyoku's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she is on both side of the family!



  26. Seishun Kyousoukyoku's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she helped God design Adam and Eve!



  27. Seishun Kyousoukyoku's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blowjob!



  28. Adam petryshyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she has to open the rolls on her face to talk



  29. Adam petryshyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sohairy she has hair on her toe nails



  30. Adam petryshyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she rolls of both sides of the bed



  31. bobbbbbbby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got trapped in a grocery store and starved



  32. bobbbbbbby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she was used by the military for a blockade



  33. bobbbbbbby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she caused 9-11

    LOL



  34. Captain Hooker's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she turned on the car to honk the horn!



  35. your mum's Momma Joke:

    yor mum so ugly that when she went to the ugly contest they said no professionals



  36. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum so fat she broke the bus and the elevator



  37. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum so dum she don’t no what 0+0 is no wonder she is so dum



  38. pippy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she tried out for raiders of the lost ark and got the part of the big rolling rock



  39. pippy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she wears a heavy weight champion chip belt around her wrist



  40. pippy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alfabeteical order



  41. pippy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor burglers break in and leave money



  42. pippy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when we were playing hide and go seek i found her behide mt. everst



  43. pippy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she was born her mom said”what a treasure” and her dad said”ya, now lets go bury her”



  44. pippy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even Dora the Explora can’t explore her



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly….. yeah she’s ugly



  46. joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went on the bunjee jump she went strait to hell



  47. king lionitis and carol's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA so hairy, the only language she speeks is wooky.



  48. king lionitis's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA so geto, when she brest feeds koolaid comes out



  49. Sophia K.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington’s nose!!!



  50. Sophia K.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so ugly she put the boogie man outa bussiness



  51. ***************************************'s Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE RAN AFTER THE GARBAGE TRUCK WITH HER SHOPPING LIST!



  52. Sophiie =]'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dat when she goes to dial a number she presses two buttens at a time !!! x



  53. ahhdo'nteatme!!'s Momma Joke:

    your moma is FAT that when she was on the scale it said one at a time plese



  54. ahhdo'nteatme!!'s Momma Joke:

    your moma is FAT that when she was on the scale it said one at a time plese



  55. ahhdo'nteatme!!'s Momma Joke:

    yourr mama is so FAT when she went on the scale her phone number came up

    I THINK HER NUMBER WAS 999999999999909



  56. ahhdo'nteatme!!'s Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY! WHEN SHE WENT IN THE FOREST THE TOURISTS STRTED SHOUTING OMG IT BIGFOOT!!!!



  57. ahhdo'nteatme!!'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT!!!!!WHEN SHE JUMPESD IN THE SEA ALL THE WHALES STARTED SINGING!!!WE ARE FAMILY!!!!



  58. TIARAH's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WEN SHE WENT TO DA ZOO ELEPHANTS START THROW N HER PEANUTS



  59. TIARAH's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO SKINNY SHE TURN SIDEWAYZ AND DISAPPEARS



  60. TIARAH's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WEN SHE WEAR RED KIDS SCREAM “KOOLAID”



  61. TIARAH's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE MAKE BIG BIRD LOOK LYK A RUBBER DUCK



  62. TIARAH's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO SKINNY SHE FELL THREW A HOLE N A SALTINE CRAKA AND BUST HER HEAD ON A PIECE OF SALT



  63. TIARAH's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP TRYNA GET UP



  64. T-mayn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she thought bernie mac was a supa model



  65. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow she walked into church and they started singing let it shine let it shine



  66. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so fat that she jumped and got stuck



  67. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat shes needs directions to tie her show



  68. D.Taylor's Momma Joke:

    U so fat I swerved to miss you and ran out of gas lol..



  69. jason darby's Momma Joke:

    u moma so fat fat people jog around her for excersise



  70. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when robbers broke in they left money



  71. welshgal's Momma Joke:

    Yo Moma so fat the when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.



  72. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she can only be yo mama



  73. kid's Momma Joke:

    to mama is so stupid when she looked at the twin towers she thought that they were twienkies

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  74. iman x's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”



  75. dqs's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got baptised @ sea world



  76. cameron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent



  77. CASSANDRA MATINEZ's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMS BUTT SO HAIRY IT LOOKED LIKE DON KING BOUT TO POP OUT AND SAY ONLY IN AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL
    LMAO
    :)



  78. WAT ^^^^^'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it sed to be continued…



  79. jason's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet



  80. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she failed special ed



  81. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO SLOW SHE CAN’T COOK MINUTE RICE



  82. MYSPACE.COM/LOVEFOREVERMORE_AYEPE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE MADE ME YOU AND JESUS STUPID



  83. MYSPACE.COM/LOVEFOREVERMORE_AYEPE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO SHORT SHE SAT ON THE CURVE AND WAS SWINGIN HER LEGS



  84. MYSPACE.COM/LOVEFOREVERMORE_AYEPE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USED 2 BLANKETS TO DRY 0FF AFTA A SHOWER



  85. MYSPACE.COM/LOVEFOREVERMORE_AYEPE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO BATHE IN A SWIMMIN POOL



  86. MYSPACE.COM/LOVEFOREVERMORE_AYEPE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE SCARE THE BLIND



  87. MYSPACE.COM/LOVEFOREVERMORE_AYEPE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY



  88. Kansas city finest's Momma Joke:

    listen up you dumb people learn how 2 spell before talking about somebody momma



  89. sammy's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so desperate she doez push upz in tha cucumber field



  90. sammy's Momma Joke:

    ur mama lyk a criket ball she gtz likd scored n bowled



  91. pavel tretjakov's Momma Joke:

    My moma is so fat that when she walked acros television i missed three episodes



  92. brad pitt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy the only language shespeeks is wooky



  93. brad pitt's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor when saw her kickin a can i asked her wat she was doin and she said movin



  94. brad pitt's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat sir mixalot doesn’t like big butts no more and he ai’nt lie in



  95. brad pitt's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so getho when she breast feeds kool aid comes out



  96. ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so tall that when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesus



  97. m,hjlhlnjklnkkj's Momma Joke:

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  98. matt567's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so old she walked into the antique store and they kept her.



  99. koolaid man's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!!!!!!



  100. big al's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat her shadow has stretch marks



  101. JOSHUA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT I POURED HALF CUP OF WATER IN THE TUB SHE GOT IN IT OVERFLOWED.



  102. ladys man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she sat on the toliet it said ABCD get your fat ass off of me!



  103. pavel tretjakov's Momma Joke:

    my momma so fat that when she went for sky diving we thought that she was
    a meter rock.



  104. pavel tretjakov's Momma Joke:

    my mommas so hairy the gorilla family thought she was one of them.



  105. Nikalas Echessa's Momma Joke:

    My momma so fat her shadow has stretch marks



  106. pavel tretjakov's Momma Joke:

    my mommas so ugly that she made me…..oh yeah!!



  107. pavel tretjakov's Momma Joke:

    my mommas so hairy that i was born with a unibrow



  108. fijian dredz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s face is so oily, that we got America going to war over it!!



  109. Rohil's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat wen she went bungee jumping, she went straight to hell



  110. chris's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say TAXI



  111. chris's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book



  112. chris's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she went to the movies and she sat next to everyone



  113. cameron bailey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when a bus hit her she said who through that rock



  114. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a door knob everyone gets a turn



  115. andrew's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she sweats in the summer the next door neighbors use her belly button for a swimming pool



  116. tom's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she jumps in the ocean the whales say we are family even though your fatter than me



  117. Sid's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing she said moving!



  118. was a was's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so poor i stood on a bug and she said get off my car



  119. Steelruben's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she farts Al gore accuses her of global warming.



  120. Steelruben's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat the size of her clothes is um um um bitch lose some weight



  121. yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo5's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when i told her to act her age she died



  122. yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo5's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat the National Weather Association names every one of her farts



  123. yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo5's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when her beeper went off everyone thought she was backing up…… see i can insult yo mammas ’cause I’m grammatically correct



  124. yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo5's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she has 82 different ZIP codes



  125. inez roundtree's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so fat, she wears large, fuzzy socks.



  126. lucas reid's Momma Joke:

    all yall mamas so dumb, they raised kids who come on here and try to jone on each others mama.



  127. oMg!'s Momma Joke:

    you have shit jokes!



  128. yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo5's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat you hav to take a train and to busses just to get on her good side



  129. yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo5's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly hwen she threw a boomerang it neva came bac



  130. anonymus's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out !!!!!



  131. stephanie garcia's Momma Joke:

    yo momas such a fat ass she thought b.m.w was short for burgerking mcdonalds and wendys



  132. :)'s Momma Joke:

    Your moma is so UGLY that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  133. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    You momma so fat we named another planet after her “fattlatious.”



  134. Tank's Momma Joke:

    You momma so Ghetto she breast fed and Kool- Aid came out



  135. Tank's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old and so fat jesus said ” Let the light shine and he told her to move her fat ass.”



  136. Tank's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she uses I 96 as a slip ‘N’ slide.



  137. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma;s so stupid she threw away all the M&M’s that had W on them



  138. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she called me to get my phone number



  139. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that Mcdonalds took down their clearence HEIGHT sign and put in a clearence WIDTH!



  140. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so enormous she actually had the world in her hand



  141. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly she makes michael jackson look like jessica simpson



  142. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat…
    …it explains why there’s world starvation



  143. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she put her yellow rain coat on she was mistaken for a school bus



  144. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid when i told her i was having a baby shower she brought a towel and shampoo



  145. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she asked for a price check at the dollar store



  146. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that the dieting company sued her



  147. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s such a whore that u can hear her vagina flappin’ in the wind!!!



  148. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s such a hoe that when u asked who she did last night she said “i dunno”



  149. yo moma breath smell so bad wen she yawned her teeth duked's Momma Joke:

    ezzy_bAe



  150. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly when people seen her they said “ma’am, you have shit smeared all over your face…”



  151. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that she made the world fall



  152. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she sat down the world got stuck between her buttcheeks



  153. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she was in outer space she was sucked into a black hole and got stuck



  154. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, that after sex, i rolled over TWICE and i was still on that bitch!



  155. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that she tripped over her own flab



  156. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so flabby and jiggly she makes jello look solid!!



  157. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like wal mart low prices every day!



  158. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that she uses her flab as a built in parachute



  159. Josh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so easy I can’t beleive it’s not butter!



  160. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she bent over the whole world seen the full moon
    …dogs and wolves started howlin’!



  161. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she called for a taxi cab they had to send a ship



  162. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she tried to get her butt replaced for having a crack in it



  163. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she went into subway she got a group discount



  164. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she makes the whales look anorexic!!



  165. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat…..no wonder she’s a widow



  166. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff



  167. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how LONG she slept



  168. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so cheap she set a budget at a “free” yard sale



  169. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she thought meow mix was a CD for cats



  170. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid i told her i have her genes and she attacked me and said “bitch give me back my levi’s!”



  171. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so cheap that she stopped the clock cuz she didnt want to “spend” any time



  172. POOF's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud



  173. POOF's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook



  174. POOF's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat her blood type is rague



  175. lookin boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor i said lets watch some colored tv and she said werre out of crayons dis week



  176. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she has more rolls than a bread factory



  177. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old that when she pole-danced, the pole rusted



  178. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old, i asked her what her age was and she said i’d have to ask the T-REX that question



  179. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so enormous she plays ing pong with the planets



  180. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    *ping



  181. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat…
    she robbed an ice cream truck!



  182. Z-Z The Tiger's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she is on the daily record pages 5,6,7,8 and 9



  183. keeny's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat when she farted in the pool she made Hurricane Katrina



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat she died



  185. linsey lohan's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat she died



  186. im bored's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she fell down in wal-mart an lowered all the prices



  187. torrayne smaffer's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, she thought mother nature was her best friends mom!

    Yo mama so stupid, when the doorbell rang, she answered the microwave?

    Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she smiles people think the sun came out!



  188. crhis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat



  189. jared's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is la air conditioner every time a guy turns around she blows



  190. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers licenses



  191. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she made a movie it had to be watched on a movie-theatre screen!!



  192. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat i walked up to her and said “when’s the whale due?”



  193. Zoe MOrris's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so fat she dont need the interternet…shes already world wide!



  194. JoKeS R uS!'s Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so old…..she owes jesus a dollar

    She so dum she waited for the stop sign to say go

    Your mamma so fat…..shes you!



  195. JoKeS R uS!'s Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so stupiid she threw a rok at da round and missed



  196. JoKeS R uS!'s Momma Joke:

    *ground



  197. kirsten's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat everyone yelled TAXI!!



  198. yo momma king's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind kids to cry.



  199. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma is so UGLY, She lookks like she got hit with a bag of WTF?!!?



  200. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mammas so fat when she steped on the scale it said “to be continued”



  201. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i asked her whats that rat she said thats my dog



  202. kirstien's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she went to the beach and the whales sang to her. “We are family.”



  203. from savannah's Momma Joke:

    yo yo ur teeth is so yellow it can replace the sun don’t and ur momma face so bumpy it can replace the speed bump



  204. from savannah's Momma Joke:

    yo yo u so ur momma so ugly when she was cooking she was cuttng a onion and then the onion started to cry and ran out of her house



  205. -xiiISammyIiix-'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so poor, she stands outside Kentucky fried chicken and licks other peoples fingers!!!!



  206. -xiiIChoudary FamiliaIiix-'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ghetto wen u invited meh around 2 dinner ah ws helpn put out plastik pl8z n ur mama sd b careful wid d china!
    x-BrapChoudary-x
    xx_chooch_xx@hotmail.co.uk
    gun u dwn in 2 cussez flat! x



  207. bow chika wow wow's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly michal jacksons adfraid of her



  208. bow chika wow wow's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she stole a free balloon and stayed in ur house 4 a month saying “where are da cops i cant get caught”



  209. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma is so ugly it made sam cassell call u ugly



  210. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so big when she went to china they call her godzilla



  211. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your mama so black if she walk u think it’s ur shadow



  212. DeG-rOD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo fat … oh shit i forgot the rest



  213. Wilma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas sooo dumb she put a quarter in the telephone booth and said “where’s my gumball”



  214. franco's Momma Joke:

    yoi mamma so dumc she thought a baloon was a



  215. ilovemonkeys's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell and no one laughed but the floor cracked up



  216. ilovemonkeys's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly…
    she had you



  217. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    utr



  218. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she is uglyer then u



  219. earl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she walked on the scale it say 1 at a time



  220. hakeem's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she thout a quarterback was a refund



  221. maxwell's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so dumb she is a ass



  222. kahlil's Momma Joke:

    she is pretty



  223. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO TALL THAT SHE DID A BACKFLIP AND KICKED GOD IN THE CHIN!!!!



  224. Z-Z The Tiger's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor I went to your house I went in the front door I waz in the backyard



  225. Z-Z The Tiger's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor I went to your house I went in the front door I waz in the backyard



  226. Z-Z The Tiger's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stinky she made right guard turn left



  227. Z-Z The Tiger's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she thought fairenheit waz 5,11



  228. Z-Z The Tiger's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stinky she made speed stick slow down



  229. Kansas city finest NEEDS A TIMEOUT's Momma Joke:

    NOW LOOK “Kansas city finest” FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO IF U DONT UNDERSTAND OUR HANDWRITING KAPISH???

    CUZ WE DONT GIVE A SHITTTTT!!!! ;)

    PEACE!



  230. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she made onions cry



  231. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter!^$%#%$



  232. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, the only theng stoppin her from goin 2 jenny craig was the door!



  233. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher!



  234. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb, she thought master p was a new kinda toilet!



  235. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, the world realy does revolve around her



  236. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!



  237. dave's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car



  238. Velocity's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so old when i told her to act her age , she died



  239. malay boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly, that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning



  240. pat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth is so yellow that when she went into the bathroom her toothbrush did the matrix



  241. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soo small ii thought she was an ant from way up there but when i came back down i reliesed she was a peeble.



  242. jude's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TRIP THE FLOOR WAS CRACKING UP



  243. JOVEN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ONE FIRST PLACE SECOND PLACE AND THIRD PLACE



  244. JOVEN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO LAZY I HAVE TO WIPE MY FEET GOING OUT THE HOUSE



  245. JOVEN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO SHORT BABY CLOTHES CANT FIT HER



  246. JOVEN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR SHE CANT EVEN BUY HALF OF A OF GUM



  247. =&=L%p$Z=&='s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she stept on a dollar and made change



  248. yuppyupp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she asked me wat type of jeans i was wearin and i said guess and she said uh.. levis



  249. jokemaster1994's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb when she took an IQ test she didn’t know if it was her shoe size or her bra size.



  250. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so nasty when she looked in the garbage can they said welcome back:)



  251. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat took a bath in the gulf of mexico:)



  252. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she try to catch the mouse in her house she ate
    all the cheese:)



  253. zoee's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she thoughbt hat raping 3 year olds was prostituion:)



  254. Michael Sedlak's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she thought your acne face was a pizza



  255. Michael Sedlak's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat you have to roll of her 100 times to get off.



  256. Michael Sedlak's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror she turned herself into stone.



  257. Michael Sedlak's Momma Joke:

    yo momm so fat a sumo wrestler called her fat.



  258. Michael Sedlak's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly it’s her fault michael jackson is gay.



  259. Michael Sedlak's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that her cereal bowl is the grand canyon.



  260. Stelencete's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly shes got a tatoo on her back and it ses whoes the man



  261. C. Whit's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried putting M&M’s in alphebetical order!!!



  262. C. Whit's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so dumb she worked at an M&M factory and threw away all the W’s!!!!!



  263. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that shes dumb ooooooooo



  264. lemon head's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor i saw her kicking a can and i said what are you doing and she said moving!



  265. Jami34Lyfe's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma teeth soooooooooo yellow when she smiles people slow down 4 a red light
    LMFAO!!!!!!!$$$$$$$!!!!!!!



  266. miss mew's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she stoped at the corner near a parking metre , put a quarter in a waited for the gum ball to come out lol



  267. paige's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she stoped at the corner near a parking metre , put a quarter in a waited for the gum ball to come out lol



  268. jen's Momma Joke:

    yo momas soo old when she was in the shower she lifted up her left boob and a pieanneer fell out
    lol im not sure if i spellt pieaneer right just guessing



  269. paige's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so hairy the only language she speeks is wokky



  270. dann's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old she sat bhind jesus in preschool
    yo moma so old shes in jesuses yr book
    yo moma so fat she walks into KFC they asked which size of bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof



  271. Ryanne's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so fat that every step she took there was a big earthquake



  272. s3xii An31's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went 2 the beach a whale came out of the water singing, ” we are family even if ur fatter than me!”



  273. paige's Momma Joke:

    yo moma glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see ppl waving
    oooo burn
    ur moma so dumb she sits on her own driveway and calls a taxi to take her home
    yo moma so fat she puts on a yelllow jacket and walks out side and ppl caal TAXI !!
    yo moma so fat she put on a blue jacket and walks out of the house and every one calls titles wave !!!!!

    yo momas so fat when she jumps in the middle of the ocean and all the sharks and wales start singing “”we are famaily even knwo ur fatter than me ”



  274. Chelsea Renee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma sooo damn fat when she says “oh yea” people mistaken her for the koolaid man!



  275. Chelsea Renee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma soooo fat she stepped on a fur carpet and it growled at her….hey i just made that up true story i neva herd that joke before in my life!



  276. Hayley Mcleod #1075's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid she starved in a grocery store .



  277. Hayley Mcleod #1075's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat she got hit by a parked car .



  278. kt,emmah.charwie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat ,when she walked past me t.v i missed an hour of it ,,,



  279. cracker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat people in Japan were screaming godzilla



  280. cracker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she makes people feel stupid when they reed this joke



  281. cracker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dark she leaves fingerprints on charcoal



  282. cracker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean



  283. cracker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid shes stupid



  284. paige's Momma Joke:

    yo mom soo fat that she is fat’



  285. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    abdi



  286. john's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like wet paint after someone finishes she drips dry



  287. paige's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly shes ugly haha



  288. Anurrrr's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she called visitors to her house….after they were done she said okkk i have to go home its getting late…..(shez at home and wants to go home!!!) hahahahahahahaha lolz619



  289. ak49's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma fat she got hit by a car and the people in it died !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please comment any1 who sees dis



  290. sam_da_man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she buys her bras at auto zone



  291. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your momma nose so big when she sneeze she fly



  292. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she made fat albert jealous



  293. Momma's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so fat when she sits on the rainbow skittles pop out !



  294. Momma's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so Fat
    She sat on the rainbow
    And Skittles Popped Out



  295. vanessa marie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she stepped one foot on the scale it read…
    Please get off,please get off



  296. paige's Momma Joke:

    yo moma soo ugly she went to mexco and every one screamed omg it the chokocrobra

    yo moma so fat and ugly she went to try out for a part in star wars annd they cast her for jabba the hut(and she dident even were a costume )



  297. Najoo7(q8)'s Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is so hairy that her boobs look like coconuts.



  298. owen's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so old, that when she was cleaning herself, she lifted up her boob and a pilgrim fell out



  299. owen's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat shes fat



  300. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so dumb she tripped over a cordless fone

    your mammas so fat when she got on to her scale it said to be continued!!!!!!!!!



  301. steven's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she sweats melt butter and cries bacon bites



  302. chuckie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she wuz hit by a parked car



  303. eric's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so stupid she tried to put m &m in alpabetical order



  304. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mammaz so stupid that she went 2 the doctors and said can i have a new butt he said why? because my old 1 haz a crack in it <=)



  305. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sat on the toilet and it started singin absdefg get ur fat ass off me



  306. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor i saw her diggin in the trash dump i said what u doin she said christmas shoppin



  307. summer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat win she got in the ocean the whales starsed to sing we are family



  308. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat on 3 weigh scales they all formed into an X!!



  309. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she made world war2 seem like a preschool party!



  310. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i walked around her and never came back!!!



  311. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when i look at her all i see is garbage



  312. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat every time she eats were missing a planet {so thats why were having moonless nights!}



  313. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when your sister was talking to a trashcan i said who are you talking to? she said mom!!



  314. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stuipid she went to the docters she siad can i have a dick? they asked why? she said because someone called me gay!!



  315. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    you mama so poor she made other poor people look like god



  316. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat people use her as a airbag but the onwers allways dies!



  317. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    the next person to type a joke is straight



  318. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she was born the docters want to push her back in!



  319. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo’ mama so fat,that it looks like she wearin’ a pack of hot-dogs on her neck!



  320. smelly fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,looks like she wearin’ a pack of hot-dogs on the back of her neck!



  321. smelly fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she asked the deli clerk how much for the free samples?



  322. smelly fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly,her and flava flave looks like twins!



  323. smelly fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid,she tried to buy a microwave at the t.v. store!



  324. smelly fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly,she have to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink!



  325. smelly fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly,when she was a kid her parents fed her with a slingshot!



  326. smelly fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she has to go to wal mart to find panty sniffers



  327. smelly fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,she uses a parachute as a swim suit!



  328. smelly fred's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy,it looks like she got buckwheat in a leg scissors!



  329. she so dumb!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she tried putting the alphabet into alphabetical order!



  330. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, she can’t seat on a wheelchair she has to get a wheelbanch



  331. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  332. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly hotels use her picture to keep away the rats



  333. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly that he birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory!



  334. yo yo mama MASTER's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she has sex oops! shes way to fat!



  335. pop's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles fell out



  336. riley's Momma Joke:

    yomommassouglywhenshelookedatthedevilthedevildied



  337. Masterr D's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so stupid that when it said “DO NOT WRITE BELOW” on a job application she wrote OK.



  338. Aria's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon



  339. Aria's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so broke instead of buyin the family a computer, she gave each of you an etch-e-sketch.



  340. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat it took 3 years just to move her whole body an inch



  341. CheeseyBumFluff's Momma Joke:

    Ya mum’s so fat she uses a matress as a tampon…

    Ohw burn…



  342. ASsss's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she has to use a materasse as a tampon !YEEEEEEEEE :D lowls.



  343. ASsss's Momma Joke:

    ummmmm just look at your mum.



  344. ben n geo's Momma Joke:

    ya mama so fat when her water broke she caused the sunami



  345. ben n geo's Momma Joke:

    ya momas that fat when she farted by the fire she caused an atomic explosion



  346. ginging's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when it was halloween she became the decoration at yo house



  347. chiken wing's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay shes fugly



  348. habriel's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat she is overweight



  349. habriel's Momma Joke:

    ur moms like a racecar, she burns 5 rubbers a day



  350. habriel's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so nice because she gave me a cookie.



  351. habriel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so beautiful that she won ms. america.



  352. habriel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black, when she went to night scool they marked her abesnt.

    OOOOOHHHH!!!!!



  353. habriel's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is nice why make fun of her….



  354. habriel's Momma Joke:

    yo dada jokes ^.^



  355. habriel's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is kaka =(



  356. habriel's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so mean because she said i was short



  357. abunwasi89's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks instead of wheat flakes.oooh!



  358. your mum's Momma Joke:

    channel has issues ,this is her website



  359. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum so ugly she got mistaken for clivete



  360. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly she gives fredy crooger nightmares!



  361. sandy ca's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so fat that people jog auround her to get exersise



  362. sandy ca's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they told her no proffesionals allowed



  363. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid i had sex with her



  364. Toshya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mami is so ugly, the mirror breaks everytime she walk by



  365. ninjikn;jj;inb's Momma Joke:

    jij;ijijihuihjnju



  366. clareyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so mean, tom from myspace didn’t want to be her friend



  367. Arjun's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when she runs her belly slaps her face



  368. trashtalkkid1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she gotta use doghnuts 4 nipple rings



  369. nano z's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly well look at you



  370. nano z's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach



  371. YOOM4M4's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when the astronauts in space look down ders an 8th continent.



  372. shatta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she wears master mattresses as tampons



  373. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she stole free bred



  374. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    ..



  375. J DOGG 12's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blowjob



  376. mike's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she sat in the middle of the road and people be like damn dead in



  377. glenn reay/king con b's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat and old when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat arese out of the way



  378. glen harrisen's Momma Joke:

    ben’s mam is so fat wen god siad let there be light he had to shave his mama’s puebs witha chain saw. lol



  379. ben logan's Momma Joke:

    thomas williams mam is fat wen he said i am bringin ssum food back his mother killed him



  380. sum1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when your dad said it wuz chilly outside she took a spoon and a bowl outside



  381. spoiled nena's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb when some people said let the wood burn she stared to sing the song let it burn



  382. Yo mama's so hairy she wipes her ass with the ends's Momma Joke:

    harrymary



  383. giggilo's Momma Joke:

    you momas so fat her blood type is lard



  384. E+C's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so much of a fat junkie that she made a crack in the sidewalk and tried to sniff it !!



  385. momma 3's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy that the only language she speaks is chubakka



  386. momma 3's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family all my brothers sisters and me.



  387. YOUR MOM***'s Momma Joke:

    whatb did the booger say to the other booger?
    YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY BUT YOUR SNOTT



  388. big mac's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she put lettuce on a double cheese burger



  389. big mac's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so dumb when she tried 2 order a double cheese she said hold the lettuce BIG MAC BIG MAC!!!



  390. big mac's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that instead of calling it obesity they call it yo momma



  391. sebby's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat sir mixalot decided he doesn’t like big butts.



  392. Nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for halloween



  393. Nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she left her purse on noah’s ark



  394. Nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she still remembers her first pet, a broncosaurus



  395. Nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned it into a gameboy



  396. Nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she turned medusa to stone



  397. Nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark and got the part of the big rolling ball



  398. Nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she was pictured on pages 5,6,7,8,and 9 of the newspaper



  399. Nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she fell off a boat and the captain, ” land ahoy”.



  400. Nolan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out



  401. J.C.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a light switch… everyone turns her on !!!



  402. J.C.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat… she make Godzilla look like an action figure!!!



  403. J.C.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb… she thought dickies was condoms for little kids!!!



  404. J.C.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat… she got baptized at sea world!!!



  405. J.C.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly… god rejected her from heaven!!!



  406. tttttjjjjj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wen she jumped in2 da pacific ocean it became da pacific desert



  407. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE JUMPED ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES CAME OUT



  408. PAPA ROUCH's Momma Joke:

    UR GAY



  409. UUUUUUUUUUUU's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA SO SKINY SHE TURNED SIDWAYS AND WENT INVISIBLE



  410. kieran robinson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade.



  411. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur so fat



  412. ashley's Momma Joke:

    you momma so ugly when she was born they slapped her mama



  413. Christie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she stuck a needle up her ass, she exploded!



  414. Hip hop harry!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so FAT, that everytime her beeper goes off people think she’s backing up!



  415. YO MAMMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE LOCKED HER SELF IN THE BATHROOM AND PEED HER PANTS



  416. yo mama so poor she drinks milk with a fork!!!'s Momma Joke:

    This is the best mama joke! PCE!!!!!!!!



  417. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said “sorry no professionals”



  418. shananay's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat when she was takeing a walk every 1 yelled “oh no! every 1 run an elephant escaped from the zoo’!!!



  419. dat one guy's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat when she sat on the curb she got a parking ticket



  420. noelle's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that she has timezones on belly!



  421. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sank atlantis 6 times



  422. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly your name is in a volt that is in the earth cor



  423. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so sopid that when thay hold your hands up she dous the limbo



  424. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So small. she commited suicide of a kerb



  425. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama hair is so nappy even moses couldn’t part it



  426. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she shouted in an envolope and tried to send a voice mail



  427. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat free willy tried to free her



  428. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her



  429. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat i thought she was a hippo from hungry hungry hippo



  430. brownie's Momma Joke:

    dude your so black that when you went to night school they marked you absent



  431. brownie's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that when your dad was having sex with her he fell in the hole



  432. sjighwsuhgfdehbvoi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she rubbes her belly she slap
    s her face



  433. oscar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor your family ate corn flakes with a fork to save some milk



  434. gerardo's Momma Joke:

    your mom so stupid that you wanted a xbox she got a box and put a x on it!!!!!!!



  435. gerardo's Momma Joke:

    your mom so nasty her teeth are so yellow when she spits she spits butter



  436. THE KILLA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black that they seperated you and her until she wasnt afraid of the dark!



  437. THE KILLA's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they closed mcdonalds on her b day!



  438. THE KILLA's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund!



  439. DCJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she plays wheres waldo………..waldo runs



  440. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur momma izz so fat when she sat on the tolet the tolet sang abcdefg get ur fat ass off of me



  441. biznatch96's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so flat chested soulja took one look at her and said “throw some D’s on that bitch” ( PS i used 2 be da’bomb ) [*-*]



  442. biznatch96's Momma Joke:

    thats supposed 2 be soulja boy not just soulja



  443. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies



  444. mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she sat on a dollar the dollar said o hay can u see get ur fat ass off me



  445. bruno's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when i took a picture of her it took 10 computers to just see half of her



  446. tim ayers's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she strangled herself with a cordless phone



  447. tim ayers's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was comin home from china the plane crashed and when she walked out of the water all the chinese people started screaming GODZILLA!!!!!!!!



  448. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that when she breast feeds milk comes out her nose…..

    your mama is so ugly the the wicked witch of the west is prettier then she is .



  449. sarah's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that when she breast feeds milk comes out her nose…..

    your mama is so ugly the the wicked witch of the west is prettier then she is .



  450. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so old her breasts produce milk power



  451. tobzsta 18's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so fat she iz on both sides of the family



  452. tobzsta 18's Momma Joke:

    your mamma iz so ugly that she stuk her head out the window for freash air and got fined for pulling a moony



  453. tobzsta 18's Momma Joke:

    your mamma iz so fat that my mum takes a morning jog around her (ONLY FIVE MILES LEFT) !!!!!!!!! im the best bring it i got loads !! : )



  454. ammo-2k8 london's Momma Joke:

    yur mums so fat she lokked down and bit her tits



  455. ammo-2k8 london's Momma Joke:

    yur mums so fat every time she turns around its her birthday



  456. ammo-2k8 london's Momma Joke:

    yur mums so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles falldown



  457. ammo-2k8 london's Momma Joke:

    yur mum is so fat wen she layed in da ocean english exploreres sed look we found a new country



  458. jamie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo small she slam dungs her bus fair



  459. yo mammas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she tried out for indiana jones she got the part of the rolling boulder



  460. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she broke the bowflex



  461. Pindonga's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so easy a caveman can do her.



  462. SeXy SeViE BiTcHz~~~~~~~~~~~'s Momma Joke:

    ur mama soooo fugly she lewkd out tha window nd got arrested 4 mooning!!!!



  463. kAtEnE's Momma Joke:

    YO MUMS SO DUMB THE CLOSEST SHE GT TO EDUCATION IS THE COLLAGE PARK



  464. Que(yo momma)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s tittie’s so small, her bra size is a headband



  465. gogu's momma's Momma Joke:

    gogu’s momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck



  466. coae's momma's Momma Joke:

    coae’s momma si so fat that when she went to the aquarium, people confused her with a sperm whale



  467. kevin caldwell's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she got on the scale one at a time pleas



  468. trevor1x's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly they swithed hallowen to here birthday



  469. shahram's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she cant even jump



  470. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama iz so fat when she wear a red dress the kids said THAT KOOL AID



  471. GANGSTER's Momma Joke:

    ur mama iz so fat when she wear a red dress the kids said THAT KOOL AID



  472. badboi's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so dumb she thought osama bin ladan was 3 diffrent ppl!



  473. mama's boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so white when she was walking at night people mistaken her as a torchlight



  474. hahahaha's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she jumped in the sea the sea jumped out



  475. hahahaha's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly she looked at an onion and the onion started crying



  476. milton paul's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she jumped she got stuck in mid air



  477. clayton H's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy she looks like chewbaca



  478. clayton H's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so uglt she stuck her head out the window and got arrested 4 mooning



  479. Thomas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving



  480. tapi's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat i took 3 buses 2 trains to get on da good side



  481. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was born at burger king raised at wendys and died at toco bell



  482. patrick cando's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s teeth are so yellow she can’t stop giving shiners!



  483. Yo mama so bald even a wig wudnt help's Momma Joke:

    Beyonce>s mama



  484. Anthony13's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so damn fat that when she sat down on the grass there was earthquakes across the world 4 the next 1oo years



  485. juan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that wen she went to a ugly contest the

    jujes sed no pro alaud



  486. yo paps's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she still owes jesus a dollar



  487. lristen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she uses a four lane for a slip n slide!



  488. haydens's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters!



  489. haydens's Momma Joke:

    you mamma so fat she thought the bus was a twinkey!



  490. haydens's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she thought she was wresler when she got in a fight!



  491. haydens's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid that she craped beside the tolet becuase
    she just cleaned the tolet!



  492. kathy's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so stupid she went to mcdonalds and ordered menudo.



  493. JORDAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THE THOUGHT BRAND FLAKES WAS A BRAND NAME FOR A CONDITIONER THAT GETS RID OF DANDRUF



  494. JORDAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT PAY HER 10 BUCKS AND SHELL LET U PUT RUBBER BANDS AROUND HER AND CLAIM IT TOO BE THE WORLDS BIGGEST RUBBER BAND BALL



  495. larell johnson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she puts water on her tities and sticks them ini the freezer to get her niples slighty hard…because her tites dont get hard like nthey used to



  496. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mammas gay



  497. lin lin's Momma Joke:

    your mamaz so ugly she made the devil go to church



  498. kino's Momma Joke:

    your mamaz head is so big when she walks past the candy shop the kids say there goes my ballon



  499. lindsay petersen's Momma Joke:

    your mothers so ugly she walked into church and god fell from the cros



  500. lindsay petersen's Momma Joke:

    your granny is so lonly she has to go to the camist to get a gandpa



  501. lindsay petersen's Momma Joke:

    stupid anonymous , how the heel can your mother be gay !!!!DUM DUM!!!!!



  502. lindsay petersen's Momma Joke:

    REPLY SO I CAN DISS YOU



  503. Chelsiie's Momma Joke:

    Your mum is so old she sat behind jesus in 2nd grade



  504. Chelsiie's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  505. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big they had to butter up the door way so she could fit in the house



  506. bigbubba45's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a toliet can she,s always full of crap



  507. ELLIOT Z BEST's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she farted george bush acused IT OF GLOBAL WARMING



  508. EmilieBabzze xx.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Mumma’s so fat that when she umm i forgot the joke…. awww SHIT that sucksss.. ohh well soz peoplezz.



  509. ELLIOT Z BEST's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo fat she out grew earth



  510. FlufyyBuhmmmm :)'s Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma`ss So Uglyy Her Shadow Quit



  511. FlufyyBuhmmmm :)'s Momma Joke:

    Youur Mamma`ss So Sexy Your Daddy Licked Her Eye!!!!!

    Haha Got Better Jokes Than That Uglyy 13 Year Oldddddddd !!!



  512. FlufyyBuhmmmm :)'s Momma Joke:

    Oossshhhhhhhh.
    I Likeee Yurr Sexyyyy Boddaayyyy - austan powers-



  513. yOOw Mamma`ss Gay,'s Momma Joke:

    I Thought I Was Uglyyy But Theeeeennnnnnnn……….
    I Saw Your Mum!



  514. AguilasDelAmerica's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A BASEBALL GAME TO LOOK FOR “DADDY YANKEE”!!!



  515. AguilasDelAmerica's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, SHE MAKES FAT JOE LOOK SKINNY!!!



  516. JOOOOOOOOOO23's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy



  517. Darren Ferguson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk



  518. Darren Ferguson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  519. D-nasty's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA` ‘S BREATH STINK SO BAD SHE USES A URINAL CAKE 4 A BREATH MINT



  520. D-nasty's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma’s so fat shes got stretch marks on her panties yo Momma so ugly she was casted as predators stunt double yo momma so fat she need 2 sofas 2 sit down 1 4 each cheek



  521. mat's Momma Joke:

    great



  522. ha ha's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a door nob every body gets a turn



  523. ha ha's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma ios so old that her breast milk is like powder



  524. ha ha's Momma Joke:

    cameron you r a racist dog……………… and your mamma is soooo dumb she got hit by a parked car



  525. ha ha take tht's Momma Joke:

    your mumas like a bubles everybody gets a blow



  526. hannah bum's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she looks like a burger



  527. ....'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so yellow that the sun goot jealous



  528. hhxh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb and said im gay



  529. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly…..she so ugly.



  530. joshua's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she is ugly



  531. ryder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat the only letters she know in the alphabet is kfc



  532. ryder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old she has cobwebs under her boobs



  533. ryder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so poor she went to oxfan and complained about the prices



  534. ryder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat yo papa to her to go back to britans got talent to do her belly dancing



  535. ryder's Momma Joke:

    yo papa’s so fat he can’t see his dick because off his flab blocked his eye site



  536. ryder's Momma Joke:

    yo papa’s so fat he sings somewhere over the rainbow is the other side of my belly



  537. im only 10yrs old :o's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went to the beach with a red bikini everyone said “KoolAid!!!!!!”

    haha im only 10, you ppl need to get better jokes.



  538. im only 10yrs old :o's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black she went to night school and everyone thought she was absent.



  539. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald i can see the future in her head!!!



  540. bob =]'s Momma Joke:

    your momaa so fat she jump in the swimming pool and every1 shouted tsunami



  541. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay she looks like a griggle on a hairry nut lickker dildo dildo dildo bilbo the magical fairy



  542. ShitFace's Momma Joke:

    Your Mumma Is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat She said that miss mcinnes sucks her gangrene toes



  543. p.luv's Momma Joke:

    ur mom so fat she ate shity panties 4 breakfast……she thought dey was cookies fillin



  544. knight whetstone's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so stupid because she had you



  545. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is sooo fugly when she goes to strip clubs they pay her to put her clothes on.



  546. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  547. 101's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she cant take you to the store.



  548. 101's Momma Joke:

    qaswdefdsgdglbnvbjughihigghwijejghujghghskjsdgjkhgoiewohgreghughfjhjgjghjghjjnbghguwhighieirghreighreioaiorehgaergngheahiggkjnikgjngkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkfjdgkhjkdfgkluhdjkhsfishgeikghjnkghjghjfjdhgjhkdhgjdgh…………………..

    yo momma did that



  549. dillon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued



  550. julio's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she thought a calculator was a phone



  551. dira.boo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family



  552. Ricky bobby bitchen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that the back of her neck looks like a box of swiss rolls.



  553. Ricky bobby bitchen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a pool table stick a quarter in her slot and she’ll rack your balls



  554. Ricky bobby bitchen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said 90210



  555. Ricky bobby bitchen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got her drivers liscence and the front said continues on the other side



  556. Ricky bobby bitchen's Momma Joke:

    yo dads like a workshop .10 cents a screw



  557. Ricky bobby bitchen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like the dude from icy towers always jumpin on poles.



  558. Ricky bobby bitchen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got a zero on her SAT’s



  559. Andre`'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so fat when she walked across a high bridge it became a low bridge



  560. Andre`'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so poor she picked up a penny and said here iz my paycheck



  561. aarontytyrtyrtytr's Momma Joke:

    yalls writing aint wort a shit



  562. aaron's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat a hole 5 gallon bucket of ice cream could not please her sh needed more



  563. to die for40's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when we went to the beach the wales poped up singin “we r family ur mamas got a big fat fanny”



  564. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo are fat



  565. to die for40's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre-k

    ‘and yes i saw 40 pepole die”



  566. killler9's Momma Joke:

    well yo mama so stupid i told her it was chillie out side she ran out with a bowl sayin” wheres my chillie wheres my chillie”



  567. to die for40's Momma Joke:

    yo mama stinks so much skunks wont go around her!



  568. daddy age 12's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she went to the reasurand and got a menu and siad OK



  569. farhan miah STB's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat ur dad has to jump on her to have sex



  570. farhan miah STB's Momma Joke:

    ur mommoa is so fat ur dad has to jump on her to have sex



  571. I DNT CARE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM IS SO UGLY SHE BROKE THE WORLDS TOUGHEST MIRROR!



  572. yo bloody mama's Momma Joke:

    hey yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow coat people in america think shes a taxi



  573. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you guys are stupid



  574. Yo mom is so fat i saw her hiding behind mount everest's Momma Joke:

    Liso



  575. swyph - crazy ! bolonqii bqebyy's Momma Joke:

    dez jokes ahre dumb ! swyph sdylah sawoop ;]



  576. swyph - crazy ! bolonqii baebyy's Momma Joke:

    dez jokes ahre dumb ! swyph sdylah sawoop ;]



  577. POLO's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE AND ASKED TO USE THE TOILET SHE SAID PICK A CORNER



  578. kevmister's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so silly she likes men



  579. John Maher's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles



  580. Kurdii's Momma Joke:

    Yeh mam is soo stupid she knocked on a foster houses door and asked one of the kids if there parents wer home



  581. quertzoid's Momma Joke:

    yo’ mama’s so old, her birth certificate was expired

    yo’ mama’s so ugly, she makes michael jackson look like hillary duff

    yo’ mama’s so stupid, she watched an old 30’s cartoon and said “cool, 3-D!”

    yo’ mama’s so ugly, Quagmire said “WTF is that?”



  582. MARIO P's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WHENT TO IN AND OUT SHE WHET IN AND NEVER CAME OUT



  583. MARIO P's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN THE DOCTER TOLD HER IS HAD 1 HOUR TO LIVE SHE WHET YO THE STORE AND GOT SOME LIFESEVERS



  584. lee and garret's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly she makes micheal jackson look sexy!



  585. lee and garret's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly she make micheal jackson look sexy!



  586. missy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soo fat wen a jelly fich shocked her she shocked dem back



  587. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is soooo ugly ur grandme had to fed he with a sling shot



  588. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s teeth r so yellow, i can’t believe it’s not butter!



  589. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her pants size is … is … bitch loose some weight



  590. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so harry the onley langiag she speakes is wokei



  591. roberto's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat.U need 2 airplanes,3 buses,and 1 taxi to get around her



  592. roberto's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so old wen i slap her boobs powder came out



  593. roberto's Momma Joke:

    ur moms teeth ar so yellow wen she went to church people said”HALYLUA JESUS IS COMING PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”



  594. roberto's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat wen she walk in front of the tv i miss 3 movies



  595. roberto's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so ugly wen she went to the beach not even the ocean wave hi to her



  596. llll's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE POOS ON THE LIVING ROOM



  597. carl f's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat when she walks her farts goes fat bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  598. Emilio's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is phat she had to go get batised at sea world



  599. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she couldnt put mnms in alphabetical order



  600. mac dizzles's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old she ran track with jesus



  601. ryder's Momma Joke:

    your mommas is blicker than the night



  602. bklue-LoC^'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHENI WAS WATCHIN THE FOOTBALL GAME SHE WALKED PAST AND I MISSED THE FIRST AND SECOND QUARTER



  603. ouch!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she failed corrections



  604. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so black she went to night school and she wasnt seen



  605. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so retarded she sits on the tv and watchs the couch



  606. james's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dark she needs a white glove just to eat a tootsie roll



  607. jack's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so dumb that when i told her christmas was around the corner she went looking for it!



  608. brittany's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma just like a doorknob everybody gets a turn



  609. josuhe mendez's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly the borderpotrol uses her to scare away illigal imigrants



  610. Larry's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is so disappointed in you she look at your dad and said I should have Gavin you a blow job



  611. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she threw a rock to the ground she missed



  612. dchew1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she had you and kept you



  613. dchew1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she couldnt let the airplanes fly



  614. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so dumb she locked her self out of a motorcycle.



  615. weeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday!!!!!



  616. weeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she said she could say the alphabet in number sequence!!!!!!!!!



  617. weeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she makes retards fell special.



  618. .'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black obama wouldnt take her in



  619. clayton's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat the kids line up for the school bus



  620. clayton's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party



  621. clayton's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat a ran around her twice and got lost



  622. yo mama(nena)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so corney she ate corn flakes for lunch



  623. yo mama(nena)'s Momma Joke:

    whay



  624. sarah's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black..she went to night school n got counted absent



  625. my sick yo mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP TRYNA GET UP
    yo mama is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
    yo mama so fat she got Baptiste at sea world
    your mamas so dark God said let there be light
    Yo mamas so ugly they thought u were wearing a Halloween costume yo mama so ugly she ask someone are u going to the fear fest at six flags they said y don’t you look in the mirror Your mama so fat she don’t need the Internets shes already world wide!



  626. deb's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas like diarreia my love for her is hard to hold in



  627. your momma's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that she sat on walmart and lowered the prices!



  628. me's Momma Joke:

    this one is great ok it………”your momma!”



  629. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she always comes back for more!



  630. J shizzle's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is like a hardware store, ten cents a screw.



  631. step's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so poor she went to the 99 cent store and said this store costs so much



  632. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yall mommas are so DUMB for having yall cuzz most of yall cant mfing spell………………



  633. Terron Platt ALEXANDER's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamas So Ugly That When She Came Out Of Her House With A Red Dress All The Children Said “Look its the koolaid man



  634. daniel's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is fat that her house is the world



  635. baconboy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama butt so big she farted in the woods and smokey the bear went runnin!!



  636. vladimir's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she passed the tv your dad missed a whole season of football



  637. vladimir's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went to sleep with a ruler to see how long she slept



  638. alisonshane's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she thought soy milk was spanish for i am milk!



  639. jordy's Momma Joke:

    `yo mama so fat when she went bungy jummping she took the wholee brigh with her



  640. chelsealoves you's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so fat patrol officers made her where a sign that said “CAUTION WIDE LOAD”



  641. chelsealoves you's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA HAS ALOT IN COMMON WITH THE MOON , THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE HER CAUSE SHE SO BIG AND HAS HER OWN GRAVITATIONAL PULL



  642. all yo mommaz's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat that when she makes love its called mission imposiable



  643. ur mamasjdfhksdjhfjkhsd's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat.. that when she jumped for joy… she shook the whole solar system!



  644. m's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dirty when she did a split on the floor her floor was stane



  645. Yo mamas so stupid's Momma Joke:

    Couldnt think of a name



  646. tiffeny's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she went to the beach and the whales came up to her and said we are family even though ur fatter than me



  647. if yo mad at sum 1 say this's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so yellow that the sun got jelos



  648. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she has 2 iorn her close on the driveway



  649. deleted's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she ternd mudusa into ston



  650. deleted's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor i seen her kicking a can down the street i ast her wat she was doing she said moving

    yo momma is so poor i steeped on a sigret and she said who tered of the heat



  651. deleted's Momma Joke:

    yo m0mma is so stupid she talk in a envilop to send a voice mail



  652. Derrick staten's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sit on da toliet and da toliet started singin…abcdefg get ur fat ass off me



  653. pop's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thaught she was fat so sge went on the weight and she was 500 tons. Then she walked around and she fell to china.



  654. yomommajoke#1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to walmart triped over kmart and and landed on target!!!



  655. gloria's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited intill it said go



  656. LexieGirl's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so Stupid,she put a peephole on a Glass-door!!!!!!



  657. LexieGirl's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so poor,i threw a rock at a trash can the one day and she said”who knocked???”



  658. LexieGirl's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma’s so fat,She jumped in the air and got stuck!!!!!! =]=]=]



  659. LexieGirl's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so ugly,that she looked in a mirror and the room shattered!!!



  660. LexieGirl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat,that i went around her 2 times and got lost!!!!!!!



  661. K-Dub/MOB Bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, everytime she wears high heels in the desert she strikes oil!!!!!!



  662. dragonX's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat she had to get baptized at sea world



  663. peace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she farted she caused hirricane catrina



  664. peace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she cant put m and m`s in abc order



  665. peace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she plugged batteries in her butthole and said i have got the power!



  666. gottemmmmmd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and said where is my gumball



  667. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMAS SO FAT SHE WALDED DOWN THE STREET AND PEOPLE SAID “LOOK ITS A WALKING WHALE”



  668. brednon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly shines



  669. brednon's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she type a pice of paper to her tv and sid i got paperveiw



  670. brednon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she throw a rock at the ground and missed



  671. haley's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that she wore high heels and two hours later they were flip flops



  672. wouldnt u like to know's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is soo fat that when she answered her phone she couldnt hear bcuz her arm couldnt reach her ear-hahahhahahaha lmbo



  673. wouldnt u like to know's Momma Joke:

    i heart this i could write anything and u wouldnt even know if it was a ur mom joke



  674. wouldnt u like to know's Momma Joke:

    ready? ready? ready?…………all u have to say is this…

    ur mOm!!!!!

    bahahahaha

    just say tht when some1 says anything and it will turn into a joke



  675. wouldnt u like to know's Momma Joke:

    im just gonnnna sit here typing a bunch of crapolaa



  676. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so ugly see looked in a miroror and her refltion comited sucicid



  677. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she failed asurvey



  678. Bella's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so harry that she was named the king of gorillas!



  679. your name or momma's name's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she left the house in heals and came back in flats!
    ha =P



  680. your name or momma's name's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s just like ace hardware, 10 cents for a screw



  681. hfgsbhgjkhfd's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she brought a spoon and a box of cereal to the superbowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha



  682. Tara's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when the kids came in the house and said it’s chilly outside , she ran outside with a bowl…

    lolz!!!



  683. You mama so poor that she sold her house for toilet paper's Momma Joke:

    Lueqwesha



  684. elektrika's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy so old he put his dick in the freezer for it to get hard



  685. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that scientists proved that planets dont orbit the sun they orbit her



  686. awsomos's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas armpits are so hairy she looks like she got julius erving in a head lock



  687. awsomos's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she went to mcdonalds and came out 6 years later



  688. awsomos's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny she can hulla hoop a cheerio



  689. Rex Alado's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her blood type is o ……… sh*& that’s a fat bi**%



  690. Rex Alado's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she saw a wet floor sign and peed on the floor



  691. your mamma!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she fell in love and broke it! :D



  692. your mamma!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stoooooopid that she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death



  693. TACO's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE LOCKED HER SELF INSIDE HER CAR



  694. your mamma!'s Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMAS SO FAT SHE GOT HER OWN MCBIG SEAT AND MCDONALD’S



  695. your mamma!'s Momma Joke:

    at*



  696. BITCH's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she’s gay



  697. BITCH's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so gay she’s fat



  698. BITCH's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid that she pooped



  699. BITCH's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s granny is so old she farts dust



  700. your mamma!'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas so old that her breast milk is powdered OH YEAH



  701. mamma's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she returned a dougnut because it had a whole in it



  702. T's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT AND STUPID HER WAIST SIZE IS BIGGER THAN HER IQ and bigc13 your not that funny anyway ok your wack so stop tryin 2 b fune



  703. T's Momma Joke:

    yall need to stop cussin skip the word if its a bad word =)



  704. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    **** and **** and **** i hate my ******* life



  705. T's Momma Joke:

    kansas city finest hey you probably aint the finest and we know how to spell



  706. T's Momma Joke:

    hey lucas reid ur jokes suck so i wouldnt b sayn nuthin



  707. Bob's Momma Joke:

    you mums so fat that when she had her school photo taken they had to take it by satellite



  708. Bob's Momma Joke:

    your mama`s so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs



  709. yo momma4567895's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE JANE MARKONIC EBMS



  710. Jojo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that she had to use the asteroid belt to keep up her fat, and it broke!



  711. remi:Dx's Momma Joke:

    hello shannon you alright looks like this is the only way we can talk to eachother in school as eveythings blocked :@. orrr its propur boring in french aint it :/, reply soon ♥



  712. Hannahhhh's Momma Joke:

    Hiya guyssss :)! x x



  713. remi:Dx's Momma Joke:

    hello hannah,
    you alright &?…



  714. Shan..'s Momma Joke:

    Hiyaaaa Mayte :D!
    Im Fine Thankss, You?
    Orrr Ino Ye.. Proper Hate School :/!
    Yessss Its Boring, Want To Go Back To Bed |-)!
    Write Back.. When You Can ?.



  715. Hannahhhh's Momma Joke:

    weirdoooo’ssssss !



  716. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Geeksssss 8-|!



  717. Hannahhhh's Momma Joke:

    JOKESSSSSSSSS



  718. Hannahhhh's Momma Joke:

    your mum is that ugly she looks like a pitbull on steds



  719. Hannahhhh's Momma Joke:

    that was anthony



  720. Hannahhhh's Momma Joke:

    whos anonymouss ?



  721. remi:Dx's Momma Joke:

    its shanno i think i saw her write it before :)…



  722. remi:Dx's Momma Joke:

    your mama reminds me of a mcdonals happy meal small cheap and greasy



  723. bob's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death



  724. bob's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy



  725. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma so old when God said let their be light she flipped the switch



  726. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so old she gotta bible autographed by Jesus



  727. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat when she was sittin around the house she was sittin around the house!



  728. dylan's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl



  729. Shannan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s like a door handle, everyone gets a turn



  730. some kid's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ghetto that when she breasts feeds Kool-aid comes out!



  731. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she got a paper and glued it to her tv and thought she was watching pay per view

    yo momma is so stupid that she had to stare at a orange juice box for 20 mins because it said “concentrate”

    yo momma is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper

    yo momma is so old that when i asked her to act her own age she died

    yo momma is so hairy that when she went to the zoo the gorills said “hey baby”

    yo momma is so stupid that when she asked me what jeans i was wearing i said “Guess” and she said “Levi’s”



  732. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u r a homo



  733. Cesar's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat she take’s up the bathtub



  734. Cesar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid ,she passed out tryin’ 2 blow up a firecracker she thought it was a straw



  735. Cesar's Momma Joke:

    jit im not a homo



  736. Urmom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so poor, she saw a penny on the floor and said ”it’s a miracle!”



  737. Urdad's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so poor, she needs coupons at the 99-cent store
    ?
    Yo mama’s so fat and stupid, she dated the sun, she thought he was hot
    ?
    Yo mama’s so fat, she saw the menu and said “yes, please” ;-)



  738. hudZ101's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she was walking down the road a girl said “mama watch out a bus is coming



  739. hudZ101's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she had to steel from the thrifty store



  740. hudZ101's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so fat when she went to hong kong they said “o’! no godzilla is back!”



  741. Javier Cortez's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so getto when she breast feeds kool-laid comes out



  742. Javier Cortez's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when the microwave is finished the answers the phone



  743. mySOUL's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat… She is now considered the 8th wonder of the modern world!



  744. mySOUL's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat… She’s one whale Greenpeace DOESN’T want to save



  745. mySOUL's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat… I took a photo of her last christmas and it’s still printing!



  746. mySOUL's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat… you could take her any way and it would still be doggy style!



  747. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty she jumped in a pool and the water turned into coffe



  748. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    tim shut up



  749. kenneth's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she uses a line of make up called why bother



  750. kenneth's Momma Joke:

    yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck



  751. kenneth's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ghetto when she breast feed cool aid comes out



  752. kenneth's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train



  753. ceelozageeh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when i ask her to ride the pony… she go to the zoo and jumps on a horse

    you mommaz likes my twinkies beacuse its creamy in the inside

    your momma can make blind people cry

    your momma is 5 foot 2 inches but if she laid down on her back… she was 8 ft 11 inches

    we lucky your mom didnt fart yet… cuz all are air is gone

    the reason y they took pluto out as a planet was because yo they found out it was your moms



  754. ceelozageeh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when i ask her to ride the pony… she go to the zoo and jumps on a horse

    you mommaz likes my twinkies beacuse its creamy in the inside

    your momma can make blind people cry

    your momma is 5 foot 2 inches but if she laid down on her back… she was 8 ft 11 inches

    we lucky your mom didnt fart yet… cuz all are air is gone

    the reason y they took pluto out as a planet was because yo they found out it was your moms



  755. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamm is so stupid that when she got locked in a liquor she nearly starved to death



  756. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat her belt size is the equator



  757. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid when yur mom was having a baby she saw the umbilical cord she said ”wow i it comes with cabel



  758. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor took her boxed mortage away



  759. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor she cant even afford free clinics



  760. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i hit yo momma so hard donuts fell out of her fat fold



  761. nothin special's Momma Joke:

    i hit yo momma so hard donuts fell out of her fat fold



  762. nothin special's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she need help gettin up in the mornin ..lol haHAHAHAHAHHA



  763. and1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach whales come out and sing we are family even though your fatter than me



  764. nothin special's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she looked at a bottle of orange juice for an hour just beccause it said concentrate



  765. nothin special's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she was banned from thaksgiving dinner



  766. dustin collins's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she doesnt need internet, shes already world wide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  767. wendy olea's Momma Joke:

    yO mOmMaH So ReTArDeD WeN sHe wAs hAviN hEr BABy ShW sAw dAh UmBiLiCAl cOrD ShE sAiD “WoW & iT CuMs WiT cAbLe 2″ lol AhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA



  768. ?:*WeNDy OlEA*:?'s Momma Joke:

    Ayyyyy bAy bAy iTs MaH BiRtHdAy 2 dAy GiVe MeH SuM ShOUt OuTs

    ? dAh BaDDeSt ?WeNDy?



  769. ?:*WeNDy OlEA*:?'s Momma Joke:

    im up in skool up in iss to bored give meh sum shout outs it mah birthday

    ? dAh bAddEsT ? ?WeNDy?



  770. ?:*WeNDy OlEA*:?'s Momma Joke:

    all mah stuff i say up in page 155 & dAh reSt

    ?dAh bAddEsT WeNDy



  771. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is like a brick, she is heavy and gets layed by mexicans.



  772. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is like a brick, she is heavy and gets layed by mexicans.



  773. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid, that she brought a spoon at the super bowl!



  774. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old, when she breast feeds her milk comes out like powder.



  775. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, i known her for a year and i still didnt see the rest of her.



  776. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat, when she stepped on a rainbow it started raining skittles.



  777. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck.



  778. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the drive-way