742 Yo Momma Jokes in “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”
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You’re such a baby you need yo mommy to tuck you in at night
Yo momma so poor she has a welfare mat on her porch
Lets try to break a record for most posts ever in a single month - 1,000? Think yo momma can count that high?
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yo mamma has rims on her wheelchair saying noone pushes me around
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that when she went to KFC and the waitress asked her wat size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof
Tweetyo momma like pavement, bein laid all over the world
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that they moved Holloween to her birthday?. yo mama is so dum when your dad sead it was chilly outside she ran out whit a spun.
Tweetyo momma lips are so dry the crust is used to make bread
Tweetyour mommas lips are so big they look lke adams forehead
Tweetyo momma so white she fell in a bucket of clorox and got a tan
Tweetyo momma so fat my dog bit her and died of high colesterol
Tweetyour mum is so hairy when she had you, you got carpet burn!
TweetYo momma is so fat she saw a yallow school bus ful of white people she said give me that twinkie!!
TweetYo momma is so fat she saw a yallow school bus ful of white people goin down the road and she she said give me that twinkie!!
Tweetyo mum is ugle her reflix quit
TweetYo mamma is so hairy, the only language she speeks is wookie!
Tweetyo momma so poular this is her site
Tweetadams mum is so fat if u put on a 3pounds she will go down for group insurence!!!!!!
TweetYour lonely if you put jokes here.
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Tweetyo momma is so fat, the last time she saw the numbers 90210 she was looking at the scale!
Tweetyo momma is so fat she can use highway 99 as a slippin slide!
Tweetyo momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest they said “no professionals”
Tweetyo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in abc order!!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry!!!! =(
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!!!!!!=)
Tweetyo momma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Tweetyo momma only had you because the condom broke
yo momma is so greasy she has a job as hair gell
Tweetyour mama is so fat she went walking in high heels and came back with flip flops
Tweetyour mom
Tweetyour mom is so fat, she eats!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i crack myself up.
Tweetyo mamma is so fat even Bill Gates cant even pay for her lipo suction
Tweetyo momma so fat when she want 2 kfc they ask what size drink did she want she said the size of my body.
TweetYo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck XD
Tweetyo moma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk
Tweetyo mama is so short she has to walk 5 miles to go to the bathroom
Tweetyou mama is so ugly she doesent have to dress up for hallown
Tweetyo moma is so fat she needs an super large place
Tweetgreasers causeing an oil leak
TweetYO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH
TweetYO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE WAS MAKING KOOL ADE SHE MADE A NUCLEAR BOMB
TweetYO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE MY CURSOR THING RUN AWAY
TweetNO 1 POSRIN ANYMORE? U ALL SUCK
TweetMANUEL’S MOM IS SO STUPID THAT SHE HAD A HOLE BETWEEN HER TEETH, IN HER MOUTH AND CALLS IT A GAP
TweetYOUR MOM IS SO STUPID HER COMPUTER TELLS HER, YOU GOT MAIL’ AND EVERY TIME SHE GOES TO CHECK HER MAIL BOX SHE SHITS ON HER SELF
TweetHI
TweetHI YOUR MOMMA IS SO PRETIIIIFUL
TweetSORRY BUT I HAD YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!
TweetYo Momma is so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the coach.
Tweetyo mom so fat every time she hears the doorbell, she runs to the microwave!
Tweetyo mom so fat she looks like a new skittle!
Tweetyo mom is like a roller coaster, everyone gets a ride!
Tweetyo mom is so fat, bears hibernate in her belly button!
Tweetyo mom is so fat, she doesn’t have an adam’s apple, just a speed bump!
Tweetyo mom is so fat, when she walks she leaves potholes in the ground!
Tweetyou momma so poor i steped on a cigerrett she said who turned off the heat
Tweetyo momma is so ugly the mirror ran away from her
Tweetyo momma stank so bad even a skunk ran away from her
Tweetyour jokes r so stolen from the internet there should be a pop up add behind u.
Tweetyour mother is like a happy meal small greasey and like little kids
Tweetur momma its like a pie everyone gets a piece bitches..
Tweetyo mamma so stupid her favoite color is clear
Tweetyo mamma like a basketball hoop, everybody get a shot
TweetYo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
TweetYo momma is so ugly in the morning your mom waves by to your dad and he dose not wave back
TweetYo momma is so ugly that when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!
TweetYo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meeter and waited for a gumball to come out
TweetYo mamma is so poor that i saw her kicking a can down the street and i aksked her what she was doing and she said im moving!
TweetYo mamma is so old that i saw jesus in her middle school yearbook!
TweetYo mamma is so poor that she was a waitress at the last supper!
TweetYo mamma is so old i choked her and dust fell out!
TweetYo mamma is so fat that she jumped in a lake and a kid said free willie!
TweetYo mamma is so hairy that when you were born you had rug burn on your face!
Tweetyo momma so ugly ooks like you
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she thinks its february 31
Tweetyo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyour so ugly that when you were born your grandma said what a treasure and your grandpa said lets bury her
Tweetyour moma is so fat that when she went bungie jumping the bridge came with her
TweetYo momma so slow, she’ll never break the monthly record at this pace!
Tweetyo momma is so short she can do backflips under her bed
Tweetlast time you grabbed ass is when you finger slipped though the toilet paper
Tweetyo momma is so gay she ran into the girls bathroom and started singin “o i think they like”
Tweetyo momma is so gay she ran into the girls bathroom and started singin “o i think they like me”
Tweet!Tu madre es tan gorda, eso cuando ella intentó tener sexo con tu papá la primera vez, él fue perdida! TAKE THAT BITCHES!!!!! THE QUEEN IS BACK TO FIX HER SITE!!
Tweetyo mama so stupid she bought a book on how to read.
TweetYo mama is so hairy people thought she was Cousin It
Tweetyo mama so fat when she goes to KFC the waitress ask her what size bucket she says the one on the roof
Tweetyo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
Tweetyo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
TweetYo mama is so nasty she eats KFC!!! Kentucky Fried Cruelty
TweetAdams mum is sooo Small she need a ladder to pick up 1p
Tweetadams mum is sooo small she need a ladderto pick up 1p
Tweetpooo man’s mama so stupid, she shit him out of her ass instead of the right way.
Tweetyo momma so scary she went inside a haunted house and came out with a job application
Tweetyo mamma is so short you can see here feet on her license plate
Tweetyo mamma is so short you can see here feet on her drivers license
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she drives a spandex car
Tweetyo momma is so fat she played pool wit the planets
Tweetyo mamma is my mamma
Tweetyo momma so nasty she pors salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!!
TweetYo mama so fat, when she jumped up and down 1 time, the earth cracked and when she walked away the world broke in half.
TweetYo Mama so ugly a mean she so ugly it take two bag to cover her face
Yo mama so stupid she cheat off Billly’s test
Yo mama so ugly God won’t take her away
TweetYo mama so ugly mean she so ugy it take 2 bag to cover her face
Tweetyo mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Tweetyo mama so fat i ran around herr and got lost
TweetYo mama so fat I slapped her and her fat wobbled for 33 days.
Tweetyo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died
Tweetyo momma is so fat her butt looks like two pigs are fighting over a milk dud
TweetYo mama nose so long you can go bowling with her boggers
Tweetyour mom is so fat the army uses her underwear as perashoots
TweetYo Momma is so ugly she dosen’t need a mask to go on star wars the movie
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she doesnt need a mask to go on star wars movie
Tweetyo mummas so dumb she saw a crack in the path and she tried to smoke it
Tweetyo mamas so short when she hopped out of the car she broke her legs
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she turned around everyone gave her a welcome back party
Tweetyo mamas so stupid i put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
Tweetyo mamas so fat her picture takes two frames
Tweetyo mamy iz soooooooooooooooooo fat, when her pager rang people thought she wuz backin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweety momma so ugly you had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with
Tweetyo momma so fat when she wore her yellow raincoat people yelled bus is here!
Tweetyo mama so ugly, she had YOU!!!!
TweetYo momma so fat that when she jumps in the water the whales start singing “We are family, even though your fatter than me”
TweetYo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet its starts singing (sing the abc song with this) “A,B,C,D,E,F,G Get your fat ass off of me
Tweetyo momma’s sister so fat she ate yo momma
TweetYou Momma So Fat She Has TB…2 Bellys
TweetYou momma so ugly they renamed holloween to yomommaween
TweetYur momma is so skinny she doesn”t have to open doors, she slips through the door jamb.
TweetNascar called and they want to race around yo mamma.
TweetYo mamma so greasy, oil companies are setting up drilling rigs on her ass.
TweetMy momma is so cool, you freeze if you touch her.
Tweetyour momma is so ugly micheal didnt want do u lik all the kids messed with
Tweetjulio aka $M!L3Y
TweetYo mama is so stupid she thinks a dictionary is a sexual position
Tweetyour momma so fat that when she farted every1 thought it was globle warning
Tweetyour momma so stupid thet when she was watching wheel of fortune she said deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma’s breath breath so stink people look forward to her farts, yo momma so fat hwer belt size is equater
TweetYo momma is so fat she hulahooped the superbowl
Tweetyour mama’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish. your mama’s so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. me and your mom got down wit it last night then she started moaning like a donkey.
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid she put on strong glasses and thought she was really strong then she said dont get the hulk angry
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid every time she gets on a car she’ll start singing the wheels on the bus go round and round
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she put on a red dress and went outside the kids yelled hey koolaid
Tweetyo momma so fat you must take two traina and a bus just to get to her good side
Tweetyo momma so fat you must take two traina and a bus just to get to her good side
Tweetyo momma is so ugly, someone walked up to her and said,”hi sir!”
Tweetyo momma soooo nasty she brung her own crabs to red lobster!!!!
Tweetpeople think that Adams mom is the tenth pannet
TweetYo momma is so gay Micheal Jackson rejected her
TweetYo momma so stupid she try to buy her own house
Tweetyo moma teeth iz so yellow wen she wnt 2 church and smiled at the priest he said i see the light
TweetAll yalls mama’s so stupid, she thought you were tellling the truth about not watching porno!
Tweetyall lame azz puting jokes here
Tweetbigdawgs n sypho all dae
TweetYO MAMA SOOOOO STUPID, SHE TOUGHT EBAY WAS A BAY OF OFF THE COUNTRY OF E!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so nasty she burnt 100 rubbers a minate
Tweetyo momma so fat win she went to the zoo the monkeys through sh!t at her because she so ugly
Tweetyo momma so dumb she thaught Rim jobs was made of burnt tokens
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a park-o-meter and waited for a gumball.
Tweetyo momma is so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized.
Tweetyour momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Tweetyo momma is so fat her blood type is DRT………Dorito!
Tweetyour momma lips are so big they look like adam cox forehead!!!!!
Tweetyo mammy is 2 poor 2 pay ation
TweetYo mamma so stupid she got dirty by water
Tweetyo momma is like little cesars shes hot and ready.
Tweetyo mommas like taco bell think outside the bun.
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she fell out of a boat and didnt hit water.
Tweetyo mommas like subway eat fresh.
Tweetyo mom is so old i taped her on the bak and her tits fell off the front.
Tweetyour mom is so poor she was kickin a can down the street and the kids asked wat she was doin and she saud movin.
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN HER BEEPER WHENT OFF PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS BACKING UP!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama so fat she asked for a size 98 panties the person give her a hot air ballon with to hole on the sides
Tweetyou mama so fat she asked for customized roller skates the prople give her to monster trucks on spinners
TweetYO MOMMAS SO DARK THT FAT DARK THT WHEN SHE WENT IN FRONT OF DA SUN THEY THOT THER WUZ AN ECLIPSE!!!
TweetYour mamma so poor wen ii lit a match iin her house the roaches started singin “Clap ur hands, stomp ur feet, Praiise thee lord coz we go heat!”
Hahah
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she thought baskin robins was a bird
TweetYour Mamma Is SO FAT she keeps pictures of fast food in her wallet. HAHA i crack me upp
TweetYOUR MOMMA IS SO OLD WHEN SHE WENT TO A MEUSEUM THEY KEPT HER IN
TweetYOUR MOM IS SO HAIRY SHE MADE BIG FOOT LOOK LIKE THE SIDE OF MY NUT
Tweetyo momma is such a whore i type her name at google and press the i’m feeling lucky button to get some action
Tweetyour momma so fat when she snore food comes out
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that when you say brush your teeth she say where the food at
Tweetyour momma is so fat that when she die she’s going to be buried in a extra large coffin
Tweetyour momma is going to die haha thats funny
Tweetyo momma so fat she sit next to everyone in the class
yo momma so fat she made every food place go out for buissness i one hour and was still hungy
Tweetyo momma so stupid she dont even know she’s yo momma
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she puts a ruler under her pillow 2 see how long she can sleep
Tweetyo mammas is so short u can see her feet on her drivers lisance
TweetYO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACK SHE LOOKS LIKE AN AFRICAN- AMERICAN WEARING A MASK ON
TweetYO MAMA IS SO SHORT IT TAKES HER 26 MINUTES TO GET UP FROM THE TOILET
your mama is so stupid that when she wants to do it with your dad se lets you do it first
Tweetyo momma so fat, she farted so bad that she launched into outer space
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON A SCALE!
ASLO YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEEWORLD TO GET BAPTIZED
TweetYo mama is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet.
Tweeture momma teeth so yellow wen she shuts her mouth her stocah lights up
Tweetyo momma so fat she is 36, 24, 36, and so is the other arm
Tweetyo mommy is a stripper at mcdonald’s. double meat!
TweetYo momma’s so old she wheres air moses
TweetYour moms so ugly she scared the ’shit’ out of the toliet
TweetYour mom’s so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
TweetYour moms so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean, and said “i’m in the kiddy pool”!
yo momma so fat she irons her pants in the driveway
Tweetbbb
Tweetyo momma so short she has to slam dunk her busfare
Tweetyo mom is so poor when i walked in her house a roach triped me and a rat took my walet
Tweetyo mom is so fat when she jumped in the ocean whales started singing we are family even though your bigger than me
Tweetyour so ugly when you were born the docter slapped your mom
Tweetyo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please
Tweetyo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks
Tweetyo momma is so fat she had to go to see world to get babtized
Tweetyo momma so dumb i told her christmas was right around the corner, and she went looking fo it
TweetYo momma is so poor that she uses a microwave for an alarm clock
TweetYo momma is so slutty, that when we went to the bar and asked if she wanted a shot. She got on her KNEES!!!!!!
Tweetyour momma like a rollercoaster, everyone takes a ride, and then throws up.
TweetYo momma so fat jabba the hut was like damn!
Tweetanonymous’s mom is so ugly, she made an onion cry
TweetYo momma so fat she iorn’s her pant’s on the driveway!
TweetYo momma so black, when she went to nightschool the teacher counted her absent!
TweetYo momma so white she makes michael jackson look black!
TweetI GOOOT THISSSSSSSS!
TweetYo momma so fat when she went to the beach and the whales sang “WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FATTER THEN ME”!
TweetYo momma so fat the last time she saw 1,198 she was on the scale! oh beat that slingshot!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she went to use the bathroom the toliet sang “a b c get your fat ass off of me”.
Tweetyo momma forehead so big she got the whole world in her head
Tweetyo mama is sooooo poor she has 2 t.v’z 1 4 sound and 1 4 picture
Tweetyo mama so stupid she cut off the lights and thought it was night time
Tweetyo mama so stupid when she turn off the lights she thought it was time to go to sleep.
Tweetyo mamma so black when she steps in the car the “check your oil” light comes on
Tweetyour mom
Tweetyo mama is so ghetto that koolaid comes out from her tits!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat when she walk on the scale it said “one at a time pls”
yo momma so dumb she brought gun to the gun show…
Tweetyour mom is so fat that when she talks she vibrates!
TweetYo momma is so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook!
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put a quarter in atoll-booth and she said wheres my gumball
yo momma is so stupdi she tripped over a cordless phone
Tweetchris mockford sucks willy
Tweethe doesnt really ^^^^^
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she sat in the sink to take a shit!
Tweetyo momma is so sweaty she grew balls
Tweetyo momma is so fat she got the walkin farts
TweetYO MOMMY SO BIG,A AIRPLANE CRASHED INTO HER,SHE TURNED AROUND AND SAID, WHO THROUGH THAT ROCK AT ME
TweetYO MOMM@$ $O N@$TY, $H3$ L!K3 @ DOOR KNOB; 3V3RYBODY G0ET$ @ TURN
TweetYo momma so stupid she went to the m&m factor and threw away all the W’s
TweetYo momma so ugly, when she goes to strip club’s they pay her to keep her clothes on!
TweetYo Momma’s like NASCAR- She burns 4 rubbers every lap!
Tweetyo momma is like a library……open to the public
yo momma is like the neighborhood bike everyone gets a ride
yo momma has chest hair
yo momma has a bald spot
yo momma so fat Jesus can’t even lift her spirits
Tweetyo momma so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion!!!!!
yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention
yo momma is so ugly she reminds me of a toilet big white and smells like shit
TweetYour mummy is so fat that god cant lift up her sprites
Tweetyour mummy got skills she can F**k my hole body
TweetYour mums breath is so bad that she can alone talk shite
TweetYour mums breath is so bad that you have to in the matixs to talk to here
TweetYour mother is so very overweight, that she has low self esteem. Sorry that was so harsh.
TweetYo momma is such a whore, she did the splits and stuck to the floor!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly that she has to wear a porkchop around her neck so that the family dog would play with her. heheheeeee….
TweetYo mama so fat when she lean wit it rock wit it the world does too.
TweetYo momma’s so fat she sat on wal mart and lowered prices.
TweetYo momma’s so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.
TweetWhats the difference between yo momma and a horse? One is a 400 pound hairy beast and the other is a horse.
TweetYo momma’s so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.
TweetYo momma so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade!
Tweetyour mother is so fat when see steps on a scale it yells oww bitch i tell u l8r
Tweetyo mama so harey she has afros on her nipples
Tweetyo mama so hairy when u were born u had second degree burns
TweetYo mama so fat she has a 6 pack, a 6 pack of jelly rolls.
Tweetroflmao!
Yo mama so fat she hides twinkes in her belly folds.
TweetYo mama like a t.v., even a 2 year old can turn her on
TweetYo mamma is so skinny that when a girl braids her hair it looks like she got stitches.
Tweetyo mama so old she knew Burger king when he was a prince!
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she makes hilary clinton look like a girl!
Tweetyo momma so ugly she enterd in a ugly contest an won 1st 2nd an 3rd
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she shved a battery up her but and said i got the power
TweetYo momma is so black when she walks in the kitchen skillets start giggiling
Tweetyo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl
Tweethey
TweetYo daddy so stupid he got arrested for being on the pittsburgh steelers team.
TweetYou so stupid for thinking that’s funny.
TweetYo momma so stupid i told her friday was coming on next and she said ” but today’s tuesday.”
TweetYo momma so poor i walked through her front door and tripped out the back door.
TweetYo momma so poor i walked to her front door and a rat greeted me.
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when god said let there be light he asked her to move over! ohhhhhhh snap!!!!!
TweetYo mamma is so white she has michael jackson beat
Tweetyo mamma is so dark i ran into her last nite
Tweetyo momma is so fat, she took her’s door’s virginity away
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she threw a brick theough sum1’s window..knovked on the door n asked 4 it back!!
Tweetyo mamma is so dumb she saw a didlo and said YES!!! its a candy bar
Tweetyo mama so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
Tweetyo mama so poor roaces pay her rent
Tweetyo momma is so fat she took 2 steps and made it all the way to china!!!!!!!
Tweetyour momma is so fat that everyone died because she took up all the oxygen in the world.!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she goes to the beach the whales sing we are family
Tweetmatt brennan
Tweetzup
TweetVCAL
TweetI shouldn’t be talkin’ bout’ yo mama, I don’t know the man!
Tweetaaron little
Tweetyo mommas just plain FAT
TweetYo mama has one toe and one knee, they call her ToeKnee
Tweetyo mommas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
TweetYo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
TweetYo mama so ghetto, she squirts Kool-Aid out of her tits.
TweetYo mama so old, she owes Jesus a quarter.
TweetYo mama so fat, my dog bit her and died of high colestrol.
Tweetyo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in the third grade
Tweetyour mommas so old she farts dust
Tweetoi toast i eat peices of crap like u for breakfast
Tweeti love my mom
Tweeti love you mom 2
Tweetshut up yous to
Tweeti love all ur mums
Tweethey it eddie wats going on matt
Tweetyour momas so dumb she droped you when u were born
Tweetyour mammas so fat she has to get a crane to pull her ass out of her house
Tweetyour mommas so dumb some one told her to eat her greens so she compleatly wiped out the trees
Tweetyo mamms so fat she has a belt the size of the eqauter
Tweetyo mammas so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
Tweetyo mammas teeth are so yellow when she smiled every one thoght the sun was rising
Tweetyour moms so fat when she was making breakfast she said do you want a extra bowl of grease with your bacon?
Tweetyour mommas so gross she farted and there was a nuclear explosion!
Tweetur momma so fat she took a swim and Spain claimed her the new world
Tweetwell yoor momma so ulgy hur own shawdow ran away :]
Tweetoh yeah well typer ur sister is so ugly when she popped her pimple nickelodeon called her the new slimster
Tweetyour momma is so old, her birth certificate says “EXPIRED!” on it. =]
Tweetyo momma is so poor, she used cheerios as earrings.
yo momma is so dumb, she sat on the Tv and watched the couch.
yo momma is so dumb, she waited for the gum to come out after she put a quarter on the parking lot minutes.
yo momma is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the superBOWL.
yo momma is so dumb, she was trying to find out who YO MOMMA is.
yo momma is so fat, shes the reason why they made double doors.
yo momma’s house is so dirty, you had to wipe your feet before you go outside.
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Tweetyo mama so stupid that when she went to the airport, the sign said: “airport left” so she left the airport
Tweetur moma is so bad, shes the reason why britney spears is in rehab.
Tweetur momma is the reson why MICHAEL JACKSON is gay.
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she told the furinture store that she wanted a water bed, they told her that they will just put a blanket over the ocean
TweetYo momma are sooooooow dumb that she don´t now how fat she is!
TweetYo momma are sooow short that if she stand on a cher she don´t get any longer!
Tweetyo mama is so fat she is a dumb bitch
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror she ran away cause she though she say bloodly mary
Tweetyo mommas teeth so yellow when she smiled the sun said do u want to take my place
TweetHahhaahaha…. That was a good one!
Tweetya momma so frat she fell but i didnt want 2 laugh but da ground was crakin up
Tweet——- That was not funny at all!
Tweetyo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
Tweetyo momma so dumb i caught her yelln in an envelope tryn to send voicemail
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO NASTY, THEY EAT HER ON FEAR FACTOR!
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO HAIRY YOU ALMOST DIED OF RUGBURN AT BIRTH!
Tweetyo momma so ugly your dad takes her to work so he wont have to kiss her good bye
Tweetyo mama so nasty i asked her wat waz 4 dinner she opened her legs and said crabs
Tweetyour mother is fat, she would be the hypotinus of a quadrilateral equation
Tweetyo momma is so old that she was at the last supper stripping for blessings
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she thought this guy could spell:
Tweet“yo mama is so ugly that they moved Holloween to her birthday?. yo mama is so dum when your dad sead it was chilly outside she ran out whit a spun.”
yo momma such an old whore she slept with the father the son and the holy ghost!
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck…
Tweetyo mommas so poor that she uses cheerios for earrings
TweetYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
TweetYo momma is so dumb i asked her to take a stupid test and she said ok so when i asked her the first question it was “what was the first question i asked u “and she said “do i ant a twinkie”
Tweetyo momma is so fat she went to a fat contest and came in 1st 2nd and 3rd!
Tweetyo momma so ugly she made a onion cry
Tweetyo mamma so fat she sat in the tub and thought she had hydrolics
Tweetyo momma’s so fat i can take a bath in her belly button
Tweetyo moms a wedding cake every one gets a piece
Tweetyo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Tweetyou mother so fat when she wore a yellow rain coat people thought she was a taxi
TweetYo momma so nasty that everytime she has a yeast infection she recycles and makes bread
Tweetyour moms neck is so black everytime she scratches dirt falls off
TweetYo mamma is so fat that she uses her under wear as a parachute
TweetYo momma’s so poor she went to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
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your mom is so old, she sat behind JESUS in the third grade.
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TweetYour mom is so old, she sat behind freaking JESUS in the third grade.
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Tweetyo mama is so fat the army used her underpants for extra parashoots.
Tweetyo mama so stupid yo dad said look it’s snowing outside and yo mama ran out with a spoon and yelld vanilla icecream
TweetYO MOMMA”S SO FAT SHE MAKES GALAXYS LOOK LIKE FRISBEES
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken
TweetYo mommas so old she signed gods yearbook
Tweetyour mommas so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund
TweetYour mommas so ugly when she goes outside people say”It’s halloween already?”
TweetYour mommas so fat that when she went to a beach people poured water on her and said save the whales
Tweetyour mommas is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it didnt come bak
Tweetyo mommas the ninth planet
Tweetyo mommas the reason uranus went out of the calculated orbit
TweetEthan is so short, he thought a puddle was the ocean.
Tweetthe thing about carson and momma is so not true
estrand’s belt size is saturn’s rings
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she missed the 44 bus and took the 22 twice
TweetHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE JOKES R SO NOT FUNNY MY DICK HUTS
Tweetyo moma so harry people thought a ape escaped again
yomomma so old she used to babysitt yoda
Tweetnick yo dad is so stupid he roasted his private and thought it was a hot dog
yo moma so harry they thought a ape escaped again
yo moma so gushyyou could make otmeal out of her
Tweetyo mama’s so ugly that when i took her to the zoo they said”thanks for bringing her back”
Tweetyo mama so thin she swallowed a meat ball and she thought she was pregnant!!
Tweetyo mommas so fat shes left gaurd right at a pool
Tweetyomamma so fat dora can’t explore her
TweetYo Mamma So Stupid She Thought E-40 Was I Vitimin
Tweetyo momma is sooo fat when it rained she put on a big yellow coat and people called out taxi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama so black when she sat in da hot tub she made coffee
Tweetyo mama so black when she sat in da hot tub she made coffee
Tweetzainab 4rm kingsford hu lives in beckton yr 10 is such a slllllllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttt she will bump into you and give u herpees
TweetYour mum
TweetYour mum is so ugly that the darknees backed down
Tweetyo mum got u from a used condom
Tweetyo mum is so ugly hallowen rejected her
TweetYour mamma is so black and her teeth are so yellow she looks like the pitsburgs stealers helmet
TweetYour Mamma is so stupid she stole free bread
Tweetyour mamma is so fat she jumped in the ocean with a bunch of whales and they all start singing WE ARE FAMILY
TweetYour mammas as is so hairy donkey kong pops out and says (holly in America)
Tweetyour mum so ugly she broke the mirrior
Tweetyour muma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall 2 see wats on the otha side!!
Tweetyo momma is so hairy her boobs are made out of affroles
Tweetyour mum so fat she broke the areoplane
TweetYo mama so fat when she stepped on the the scale it said to be continued.
TweetYo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said 1 at a time.
TweetYo mama so dum she got hit by a parked car.
TweetYo mama so dum she threw a rock on the ground and missed.
TweetYo mama so dum when she was locked in a grocery store she starved to death.
TweetYo mama so dum she tried to drown to drown a fish.
TweetYo mama is so old when she did breast feed powder came out.
TweetYo mamma is so fat, that when she steps on the scale it reads, “one at a time please”
Tweetyo mama so fat she tripped over a rock and made a new planet
Tweetyo mama so hairy the only language she could speak is wookie
TweetYo mamma so fat and harry she looks like King Kong with tities.
TweetYo mamma so poor that when i stepped on a skatebord she yeld GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR!
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat down they had to add another country to the map
Tweetyo momma so short she had to slam dunk her oyster card to get through the bus
Tweetyour mums so FAT she went out in high heels and came back in flipflops
Tweetyo gays abd leses they r sad jokes
Tweetyour mums fat get over it
Tweetmatthew a smeelly belly go to helly
Tweeti can spell
Tweetthis is your mums website
TweetJeffery
TweetJeffery
Tweetyo moma so fat she fell off both sides of the bed.
Tweetyo momma so old she had an autographed bible
TweetYour momma is so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids go by she said stop that twinky
Tweetyo mama is so poor I walked through her front door and tripped over her back fence!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so fat she sweats buttermilk and cries bacon bits……
Tweetyo momma so fat she can’t git off the coach so she has to breastfeed her self
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYO MAMMAS SO WHITE AND FAT SHE WENT INTO A SUPER MARKET AND A LITTLE GIT=RL SAID YUMMY CHUNKY MARSHMELLO
Tweetyo mommas so ugly she put her head in the ocaen and all the fish
Tweetyo momma can suck my dick
Tweetyoo mommaaa sooo nastyy that when you got homee you asked what your havingg for dinner, she opened her legs and saidd “crabs” .
Tweetyo mommy so ugly it runsz in da family
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Tweetyo momma is so stupid she thought that her finger was a hot dog. your momma so fat when she weighed on the scale and the scale said to be conouid!! yo momma so stupid she commited suicide by jumping off a cerb.
Tweetyour mommas so stupid she got the paper and ran over to the t.v. and said “hey kids look… we got paper-view”
Tweetyour mommas so small she commited sucide by falling out of her chair.
Tweetyour mom like a shout gun one shout and shes reddy 2 go
Tweetyo momma is so fat her dress size is ummmmmm bitch loss some weight
Tweetyour momma is so fat that when she jumped in the oncean the whales sang “we are family even tho youre bigger than meeh!! oh slayy son slayyyyyyyy
TweetYour mother is so stupid that she only got 1500 on her sat’s !
Tweethahahahaha
YEAH SHE IS JUST SO INBRED!!!!
LIKE ALEX RAYMOND
Tweetyes i am a fat ugly retard.,…..f,..,.,.,af.,dgf.f,g.,.,df.,df.d,f.s,.,fsd.f,
hmmmm i feel like fadge
TweetOH yeh!!!
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Tweetyo momma is so younng she does cocain with a crazy straw
TweetSuber ur mama is so ugly, that when ur friends come over they say why do u live with a dead person
Tweetur mum is so ugly that the fedz arrested her of killing her self
TweetYour mama is so stupid when she went 2 a superbowl she brought her super spoon
Tweetyour mama is so fat when she jumped on a trampolin the trampolin jumped with her
Tweetyo momma is so fat she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
Tweeton this page u lot are all SHIT u all need to learn cuses
Tweetyo so ugly that after yo momma had u she had morning sickness
Tweetyo so ugly that after your momma had u she got a srry letter from the comdom factory.
Tweetyo mama so fat u smell like poopydumplekins
TweetYo mama is so fat she uses donuts for nipple rings!
Tweetyo momma is so nasty she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Tweetyo mama so ugly she went in a ugly conest and got DQ 4 being so ugly
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she cut her self she blead gravy
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Tweetur moma so white she makes michle jackson look black
Tweetur momma so poor that someone stepped through her front door and tripped over the backyard fence.
TweetNilesh is so dumb he tried to alphabetically arrange m&m’s
Tweetyour mommas so fat she ate jenny and craig
Tweetyo momma so dumb when she lost her tractor she asked ‘wheres my tractor?’
Tweetyo mama so fat she saw a bus and said stop that twinke BICTHS
Tweetyo mama iz so fat we didnt drop a atomic bomb in japan we droped ur mom1!1!
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Tweetyo mama iz so fat we didnt drop a atomic bomb in japan we droped ur mom!
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yo mama is so black she went 2 night skool & they counted her absent
TweetYo momma so fat it takes 2 buses and a train to get to her good side
Tweetyo mamas so hairy she has afros on her tities 0000000000
Tweetyo mamas so old i smacked her ass and dust came out
Tweetyo mamas so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade year book
Tweetyo sisters so ugly she looks like yo mama
Tweeti dont have a mom me and my dad share yours
Tweetyour mums like a vacume she blows and gets laid ina closet
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Tweetim ur mum
Tweetyour mamma so stupid that i said i was watching the supperbowl and she went to the toilet
Tweetyo mamas so hairy she has afros on her tities
Tweetthese is u alright
Tweetyour mom is so ugly she had pan cakes on your dads stomack
TweetYO MAMA SO SO FAT WHEN SHE HAS SEX. SHE HAS TO GIVE DERECTIONS!
TweetYO MAMA SO POOR THAT SHE DOES DRIVE-BY SHOOTINGS ON THE BUS!
Tweetyo mama so fat she got more meat than payless…
Tweetyuor moma so fat she caused the grand cannon
Tweetyo momas so stupid u stupid.
Tweetyo moma so retarded i came out her bunghole and i was black from her ass hole cause she never wiped her ass with toilet paper she uses my puppy
Tweetyo moma so horny shed do a stick !!!
Tweetyo momma so poor she went to mcdonalds and put a hamburger on layaway
TweetSam and Gary mom is so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with a person.
Tweetyour mom so fat herpicture heavy.
TweetUR MAMA IS SO DUMB, THAT WHEN SHE KISS UR DAD SHE TOUGHT SHE WAS LESBIAN!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma sooo fat, every time she bends over, we have 2-HOUR ECLIPSE
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u r soo ugly
Tweetdat wen ur daddy
see u in da streets
he say,
damn i just shoulda
gave yo momma head.
yo mamma so hairy she makes warewolfs look naked
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid… she got locked in woolworths and starved 2 death.
yo mamma is so stupid…. she got locked in the toilet and shit her pants!!
bahahahahahahahaha XB
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE SAYS SHE IS SKINY AND GETS FATER
TweetYO MAMA SOE STUUOPIID CSHE DOOESINT NOWE HOWE TO SPEELLL
Tweetyour family is so poor, when they go park, pigeon throw bread at the them!
TweetI read the news yesterday about how they found an eight foot tall ape-ish creature with a horrendous face and beady eyes laying in the woods. I was just wondering if YO MOMMA’S ALRIGHT?!
Tweetyo moma eats scat
Tweetscat
Tweetyo mama so sha has lil fat chick’s orbitting around her
Tweetyo mama so fat when her beeper went off i thought she was backing-up
Tweetyo mama so fat she has lil fat chick’s orbitting around her
Tweetyo mama is so fat last time she steped on a skale it said to be continued
Tweetyo momma is so hairy for christmas i gave her a razor
Tweetyour momma is like a free food sample, every one gets to try
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she farted someone said “its the end of the world”
TweetJake is so gay he through the soap on the
Tweetground just so he can get raped
jake is so retarded that i asked him what
Tweethe was listening to, he pulled out to quarters out of his ears and said 50 cents.
yo momma is sooooooo fat that when she went to sit down everybody was like “ewwwwwwww”,”somethin smells”
Tweetjake is so stupid he taped a papper in front
Tweetof the tv, i asked what he was listening 2 he
said pay per view.
jake so ugly dat he tried 2 enter an ugly
Tweetcompition, and they said they dont accept
professionals.
jake teeth is so yellow that when he walked
Tweetacross the street and everyone slowed
down 4 him.(just like the yellow light).
jake so stupid his dad said it was chilly out he ran outside with a bowl and spoon!
Tweetjake is so retarded he still havent figured out
Tweetthat he can walk yet.
jake iis so gay that he stole money from
Tweethis mom perse so he buy goat balls at
the meat store.
Jake moma so ugly his dad takes her to work with him so he don’t have to kiss her
TweetJake Yo Moma!!
Tweetlogan is so gay that when he met micheal
Tweetjackson he forced him into a closet and
rapped him instead.
The only kid micheal jackson’s scared of is jake!!
Tweetjakes momma so FAT she went out in high heels and came back in flipflops
Tweetjake so ugly dat when he had a baby the
Tweetdoctor cut its head off and sold it 2 the
homeless.
jake is so retarded that he traded milk for
Tweetcereal at lunch.
jake is so retarded that he went 2 basketball
Tweetgames just so he can learn his numbers.
jake so ugly that he makes sam casell look
Tweetsexy.
jake is so ugly that he makes blind chilrden
Tweetcry.
jake is so poor he he cant afford 2 pay attention.
Tweetyall are all gay
Tweetsuck my dick
Tweetjake is so ugly he went into a haunted house
Tweetand came out with a pay check.
suck a BIG SLIMEY DICK
Tweetjake so ugly he make dead people cry.
TweetLICK MY ASS CADALAC
TweetLICK MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS
TweetYo Momma Is So Dumb She Called Me To Get My Number
Tweetyo momma’s so old i slapped her on the back and her boobs fell off
Tweetyour mama’s so horny when she askes for sex they pay her to leave!!!
TweetYo momma is so fat she is once, twice, three times a lady.
Tweetmeow
Tweetyour mama is so fat she’s FAT!!
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she looks like you
TweetYO mama so FAT!! that when god said let there be light, he had to say ” MOVE LADIE!!”
Tweetyo mama so fat she laid in the ocean and a piret said land ho!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parkt buss
Tweetyo momma so ugly she looked ut the window and got arrested for 3rd degree
Tweetmurder
yur mom is ….p.r.i.d.y
Tweeti know i shouldent be talking about your mom ……i should know better
Tweeti dont even know tha MAN
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Tweetyo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
Tweetyo mama is so fat that not even Dora can Explorer
TweetOOOOHHHHH
Yo momma so big she got in the tub and the water got out and said u get in first
Tweetyo mama is so fat, she sweats butter and syrup, she got a full time job workin at Denny’s whipin pancakes acrossed her forhead.
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she uses a G string as A BLING
TweetYO MAMA IS SO LAZY THAT SHE HAS A REMOTE FOR A REMOTE
Tweetyo momma so stupid she is just stupid
Tweetyo mama so stupid i stuck 2 quartors in her ear and she said she was lithining to 50 cent
Tweetyo mama is so stinky that once a skunk said ‘ bitch il sue u for takin my job;
TweetYour momma is so broke she left these at my house………
(,)(,)……Saggy
TweetYour momma only had you because the condom broke
Tweetyo mamma so fat,even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
TweetYo mamma so old,Jesus is in her year book
Tweetyo mamma so fat,when ever she wears high heels, she stikes oil!
Tweetyo mama so ugly she could trick or treat without a costume
Tweetyo mamma so ugly,she looked out the window and gott arrested for moonin!
TweetYo mamma so fat,when she went to the amussment,people tried to ride her!
Tweetyo mama is so hairy king kongs jealous
Tweetyour mama is so hairy king kongs jealous
Tweetyo suk dick’
Tweetyou mama suck dick ha lol
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she got stabed in a shoot out
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she stands on her 3 floor apartment she falls to the main loby
yo momma so fat that when she steps on a scale is said one person at a time
yo momma so fat she waz on 4 avenue and she landed on 12th
your momma is so stupid she got stabed in a shoot out
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she stands on her 3 floor apartment she falls to the main loby
yo momma so fat that when she steps on a scale is said one person at a time
yo momma so fat she waz on 4 avenue and she landed on 12th
yo momma so nasty, She poors saltwater down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
TweetYo momma so fat she holds up her pants with an asteroid belt!
Tweetyo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
Tweetyo momma so retarted, she shoved a battery up her ass sayin’ “Fight the Power!!!”.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she took steroids tryin’ to open the door.
TweetYo momma so slow, she had sex with sonic the hedgehog to get a boost.
Tweetyo mama like a black hole things get in but they dont come out
Tweetsuck my chlosterfobic balls
Tweetsuck
Tweetmorron
Tweeti like girls becouse liking boys for me is weired
Tweetif you are looking for me i go to ortiz middle school in santa fe nm
Tweetim a leshoe
Tweetssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex is my thing
and i like them big
Tweetyo moma so dumb she got lock in a car with no roof
Tweetyo moma so fat she got her own area code 3698541365
Tweetto momma so short she has to walk five miles to her bathroom
Tweetyo mama is so ugly when she looked at the mirror her reflection ran away
Tweetyo mama is so ugly when she was born they put her in a crib with windows and tinted them
Tweetyo mama is so fat she was born on January 1 and the second
Tweetyo mama is so at when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Tweetyo mama is so old her social security number is 1
Tweetyo mama is so old when she was in school they had no history class
Tweetyo mama is so fat they accuse her as global warming
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
Tweetyo mama is so short she does backflips under her bed
Tweetyo mama is so fat we are all in her right now
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she makes peter griffin look smart
Tweety mama is so stupid she returned a puzzle and said that it was broken
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she put news paper on the tv and said look i got paper view
Tweetshe mama is so fat she never learned to swim
Tweetyo dad is so ugly when he was little micheal jackson didn’t even want him
Tweetyo mama is so stupid we took her to six flags to baptize her
Tweetyour mama is stuiped
Tweetyo mama is so poor she ate her own dairy and then ate urs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyour teeth are so yellow when you walk past the farmer the farmer says there gos my mellies
TweetUR MOMMA’S TEETH R SO YELLOW.. DAT WHEN SHE SMILES TRAFIC SLOWS DOWN
TweetYOUH MOMMA IS SO POOR, DAT WHEN SOMEONE STEPPED ON A CIGARETTE… SHE SAID” AYE WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT”
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyo mama so fat she sat on tapes and made dvd’s
TweetYo momma so greasy, they use her sweat for buttering popcorn at the movies!!
TweetYo momma so fat she tryed on a pair of pants and couldn’t get them past her ankles!!
Tweetyo mamma is so hairy, she almost died of rugburn at birth
Tweetyo mamma is so fat, when she put her foot in the water everyone ran screaming tsunami
Tweetyo mama is so fat she put on a raincoat and the kids yelled”twinkie!”
Tweetyo mama is so fat when god said”let there be light” he had to ask her to move. so she rolled away and sunk the titanic
Tweetyo mama is so fat asains rub her belly for luck.
Tweetone day i asked my neighbor”what happend to yo mamas face”he said”sadly that face is normal”
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she won the lottery and dident know what to do with the ticket so she gave it to a homeless man and he started break danceing
Tweeti gave your mom 1000$ and yea know what she bought 500 big macs!
Tweetall your mamma jokes are so damn wack!!!!! that your mamma had to kick yall asses….
Tweetvirginia loves daniel
Tweetvirginia loves daniel
TweetYo mama is so ugly when she went in a hanted house she came out with a job application
TweetTo momma so gay she can’t even work on labor day!
TweetTo momma so gay she can’t even work on labor day!
TweetTo momma so fat her belt size it called the equator
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street i asked her wat she was doin she said moving
Tweetur momma so dirty, she jump in the water, and the water jump out and said ill wait
Tweetyo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
Tweettwo miidgets walk down town and pick up two hookers and take them bach to their rooms and the first midget has a problem he cant get it up, he is so depresed and all night all he hears is 1….2…..3….. ugh 1….2….3….ugh
Tweetthe next morning the first midget says man, last night sucked, why said the second one? i couldent get it up. the second midget says you think thats bad i couldent even get on the bed
UR MAMA SO STUPID SHES STUPID
TweetUr momma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
Tweetyo mom so old she sheds wrinkles
Tweetyo mama so short she does backflips under her bed
Tweetyo mama teeth is so yellow she spits butter
Tweetyo momma is so black she went to night school and they marked her absent…LMAO
TweetYo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came back with an application
TweetYo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Tweetyo mama is so bald she took a shower and got brain washed
Tweetyo mama is so hairy she has an affro on her nipples
Tweetyour momma is like a cake everybody gets a pice
Tweetyour momma is like a cake everybody gets a peace
Tweetyo momma so fat she has to use a boomer rang just to get her belt on
Tweetyo house so little when u throw a rock it hit everybody
TweetTres mum has some NICE TITTIESSS
Tweetyour mommy is so fat wene she jump in the air she got stuck
Tweetyo mommas so poor i walked in her house step on a penny she started cryin she said get off my pay check bitch
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out
Tweetyo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i said what you doing she said i’m movin bitch!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she wear a bag over her head i half to wear one to just in case hers rips………
Tweetyo moma is so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
Tweetyo momma is so poor when the garbage truck comes by she runs inside to get the grocery list.
Tweetyo momma is so messd up i don’t no were to begin i mean come on she ugly, poor, stupid and fat.
Tweetdont be talkin bout my momma hoe
Tweetyo momma is so dry her crabs half to carry around canteens…….
TweetYo Momma’s so stupid, she went to the dentist talking ’bout how she wanted blue tooth.
Tweetyo momma is so dum she thought a qb was a refun
Tweetboy yo momma is so dum she run to a park car
TweetYo Momma’s so stupid, she went to the dentist talking ’bout how she wanted blue tooth.
Tweetyou guys suck so bad at yo mama jokes
TweetHey fishy’s mommas so fat she sweats bacon bits!!she so fat she farts thanksgiving dinners and thats including the pumkin pie too!
Tweetlololo’s mamas so fat i dont even want to know what she sucked on to make you!! now thats funny!!
Tweetyo mama so fat when a bus hit her she seid huow throuw that rock
TweetWow people, it is Thanksgiving Day! I’m happy with my extra day off, and I am planning to make something fun that will probably involve a bike ride and seeing something new in Wilmington I haven’t seen yet.
TweetYou write new post at Thanksgiving?
you momma is fat is sat on a rainblow and
Tweetskittles
yo mommy so ugly hotel mangers use her picture to keep away the rats
TweetUseful blog website, keep me personally through searching it, I am seriously interested to find out another recommendation of it.
TweetHello!!! Happy Thanksgiving!!
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