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  1. 1
    night adder1 said:

      yo mamma has rims on her wheelchair saying noone pushes me around

  2. 2
    night adder1 said:

      yo mamma is so fat that when she went to KFC and the waitress asked her wat size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof

  3. 3
    John Is Real said:

      yo momma like pavement, bein laid all over the world

  4. 4
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so ugly that they moved Holloween to her birthday?. yo mama is so dum when your dad sead it was chilly outside she ran out whit a spun.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma lips are so dry the crust is used to make bread

  6. 6
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas lips are so big they look lke adams forehead

  7. 7
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so white she fell in a bucket of clorox and got a tan

  8. 8
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat my dog bit her and died of high colesterol

  9. 9
    elisia and vj said:

      your mum is so hairy when she had you, you got carpet burn!

  10. 10
    zsauber said:

      Yo momma is so fat she saw a yallow school bus ful of white people she said give me that twinkie!!

  11. 11
    zsauber said:

      Yo momma is so fat she saw a yallow school bus ful of white people goin down the road and she she said give me that twinkie!!

  12. 12
    tajh said:

      yo mum is ugle her reflix quit

  13. 13
    slingshot said:

      yo momma so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continuied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. 14
    dude said:

      Yo mamma is so hairy, the only language she speeks is wookie!

  15. 15
    best said:

      yo momma so poular this is her site

  16. 16
    adam coxs mum said:

      adams mum is so fat if u put on a 3pounds she will go down for group insurence!!!!!!

  17. 17
    Anonymous said:

      Your lonely if you put jokes here.

  18. 18
    ted said:

      yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

  19. 19
    big momma said:

      yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw the numbers 90210 she was looking at the scale!

  20. 20
    big momma said:

      yo momma is so fat she can use highway 99 as a slippin slide!

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    anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest they said “no professionals”

  22. 22
    dimplicous 95 said:

      yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in abc order!!!!!

  23. 23
    dimplicous 95 said:

      yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry!!!! =(

  24. 24
    dimplicous 95 said:

      yo momma is so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!!!!!!=)

  25. 25
    $A-M0n3Y$ said:

      yo momma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

  26. 26
    Nu Jerzz said:

      yo momma only had you because the condom broke

      yo momma is so greasy she has a job as hair gell

  27. 27
    Kandy_559 said:

      your mama is so fat she went walking in high heels and came back with flip flops

  28. 28
    lakin said:

      your mom :D

  29. 29
    lakin said:

      your mom is so fat, she eats!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i crack myself up.

  30. 30
    pompey harry smallbone said:

      yo mamma is so fat even Bill Gates cant even pay for her lipo suction

  31. 31
    que said:

      yo momma so fat when she want 2 kfc they ask what size drink did she want she said the size of my body.

  32. 32
    Sofie said:

      Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck XD

  33. 33
    jeovani said:

      yo moma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk

  34. 34
    jeovani said:

      yo mama is so short she has to walk 5 miles to go to the bathroom

  35. 35
    jeovani said:

      you mama is so ugly she doesent have to dress up for hallown

  36. 36
    jeovani said:

      yo moma is so fat she needs an super large place

  37. 37
    kane said:

      greasers causeing an oil leak

  38. 38
    #1 YO MAMA JOKER said:

      YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH

  39. 39
    #1 YO MAMA JOKER said:

      YO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE WAS MAKING KOOL ADE SHE MADE A NUCLEAR BOMB

  40. 40
    #1 YO MAMA JOKER said:

      YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE MY CURSOR THING RUN AWAY

  41. 41
    #1 YO MAMA JOKER said:

      NO 1 POSRIN ANYMORE? U ALL SUCK

  42. 42
    JUANITA said:

      MANUEL’S MOM IS SO STUPID THAT SHE HAD A HOLE BETWEEN HER TEETH, IN HER MOUTH AND CALLS IT A GAP

  43. 43
    Anonymous said:

      YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID HER COMPUTER TELLS HER, YOU GOT MAIL’ AND EVERY TIME SHE GOES TO CHECK HER MAIL BOX SHE SHITS ON HER SELF

  44. 44
    Anonymous said:

      HI

  45. 45
    Anonymous said:

      HI YOUR MOMMA IS SO PRETIIIIFUL

  46. 46
    Anonymous said:

      SORRY BUT I HAD YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!

  47. 47
    Wilmer Valderrama! said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the coach.

  48. 48
    viviana's boyfriend said:

      yo mom so fat every time she hears the doorbell, she runs to the microwave!

  49. 49
    viviana's boyfriend said:

      yo mom so fat she looks like a new skittle!

  50. 50
    viviana's boyfriend said:

      yo mom is like a roller coaster, everyone gets a ride!

  51. 51
    viviana's boyfriend said:

      yo mom is so fat, bears hibernate in her belly button!

  52. 52
    viviana's boyfriend said:

      yo mom is so fat, she doesn’t have an adam’s apple, just a speed bump!

  53. 53
    viviana's boyfriend said:

      yo mom is so fat, when she walks she leaves potholes in the ground!

  54. 54
    Anonymous said:

      you momma so poor i steped on a cigerrett she said who turned off the heat

  55. 55
    kj said:

      yo momma is so ugly the mirror ran away from her

  56. 56
    kj said:

      yo momma stank so bad even a skunk ran away from her

  57. 57
    yeah boy said:

      your jokes r so stolen from the internet there should be a pop up add behind u.

  58. 58
    yeah boy said:

      your mother is like a happy meal small greasey and like little kids

  59. 59
    lil'cheko & lil'scrappy said:

      ur momma its like a pie everyone gets a piece bitches..

  60. 60
    Mgamn said:

      yo mamma so stupid her favoite color is clear

  61. 61
    Mgamn said:

      yo mamma like a basketball hoop, everybody get a shot

  62. 62
    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

  63. 63
    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo momma is so ugly in the morning your mom waves by to your dad and he dose not wave back

  64. 64
    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!

  65. 65
    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meeter and waited for a gumball to come out

  66. 66
    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo mamma is so poor that i saw her kicking a can down the street and i aksked her what she was doing and she said im moving!

  67. 67
    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo mamma is so old that i saw jesus in her middle school yearbook!

  68. 68
    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo mamma is so poor that she was a waitress at the last supper!

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    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo mamma is so old i choked her and dust fell out!

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    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo mamma is so fat that she jumped in a lake and a kid said free willie!

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    YHX23CHAMP said:

      Yo mamma is so hairy that when you were born you had rug burn on your face!

  72. 72
    walowas96 said:

      yo momma so ugly ooks like you

  73. 73
    walowas96 said:

      yo momma is so stupid she thinks its february 31

  74. 74
    walowas96 said:

      yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  75. 75
    walowas96 said:

      your so ugly that when you were born your grandma said what a treasure and your grandpa said lets bury her

  76. 76
    your moma is so fat said:

      your moma is so fat that when she went bungie jumping the bridge came with her

  77. 77
    best said:

      Yo momma so slow, she’ll never break the monthly record at this pace!

  78. 78
    dan said:

      yo momma is so short she can do backflips under her bed

  79. 79
    jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj said:

      last time you grabbed ass is when you finger slipped though the toilet paper

  80. 80
    dayone said:

      yo momma is so gay she ran into the girls bathroom and started singin “o i think they like”

  81. 81
    dayone said:

      yo momma is so gay she ran into the girls bathroom and started singin “o i think they like me”

  82. 82
    Sex Kitten said:

      !Tu madre es tan gorda, eso cuando ella intentó tener sexo con tu papá la primera vez, él fue perdida! TAKE THAT BITCHES!!!!! THE QUEEN IS BACK TO FIX HER SITE!!

  83. 83
    turkadur said:

      yo mama so stupid she bought a book on how to read.

  84. 84
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama is so hairy people thought she was Cousin It

  85. 85
    big_mac/chris said:

      yo mama so fat when she goes to KFC the waitress ask her what size bucket she says the one on the roof

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    anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out

  87. 87
    anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

  88. 88
    Sex Kitten said:

      Yo mama is so nasty she eats KFC!!! Kentucky Fried Cruelty

  89. 89
    Anonymous said:

      Adams mum is sooo Small she need a ladder to pick up 1p

  90. 90
    poooman said:

      adams mum is sooo small she need a ladderto pick up 1p

  91. 91
    Sex Kitten said:

      pooo man’s mama so stupid, she shit him out of her ass instead of the right way.

  92. 92
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so scary she went inside a haunted house and came out with a job application

  93. 93
    jackmeof said:

      yo mamma is so short you can see here feet on her license plate

  94. 94
    jackmeof said:

      yo mamma is so short you can see here feet on her drivers license

  95. 95
    jackmeof said:

      yo mamma is so fat she drives a spandex car

  96. 96
    suckmyballs said:

      yo momma is so fat she played pool wit the planets

  97. 97
    my momma said:

      yo mamma is my mamma

  98. 98
    Sabrina said:

      yo momma so nasty she pors salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!!

  99. 99
    Sex Kitten said:

      Yo mama so fat, when she jumped up and down 1 time, the earth cracked and when she walked away the world broke in half.

  100. 100
    Keon Pap said:

      Yo Mama so ugly a mean she so ugly it take two bag to cover her face

      Yo mama so stupid she cheat off Billly’s test

      Yo mama so ugly God won’t take her away

  101. 101
    Kee Pap said:

      Yo mama so ugly mean she so ugy it take 2 bag to cover her face

  102. 102
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm said:

      yo momma so black and her teeth so yellow that when she smiles she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet.

  103. 103
    sugar sop2 said:

      yo mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

  104. 104
    anybody5 said:

      yo mama so fat i ran around herr and got lost

  105. 105
    Sex Kitten said:

      Yo mama so fat I slapped her and her fat wobbled for 33 days.

  106. 106
    ziekewaff said:

      yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died

  107. 107
    URMOM said:

      yo momma is so fat her butt looks like two pigs are fighting over a milk dud

  108. 108
    Kee Pap said:

      Yo mama nose so long you can go bowling with her boggers

  109. 109
    uhhh said:

      your mom is so fat the army uses her underwear as perashoots

  110. 110
    JESS said:

      YOU MOMMA SO SUTED THAT WITH A MAN THAT CALL HER A BITCH BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH HEM?????

  111. 111
    Deeij said:

      Yo Momma is so ugly she dosen’t need a mask to go on star wars the movie

  112. 112
    Deeij said:

      yo mama is so ugly she doesnt need a mask to go on star wars movie

  113. 113
    Deeij said:

      yo mummas so dumb she saw a crack in the path and she tried to smoke it

  114. 114
    Deeij said:

      yo mamas so short when she hopped out of the car she broke her legs

  115. 115
    Deeij said:

      yo mamas so fat when she turned around everyone gave her a welcome back party

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    Deeij said:

      yo mamas so stupid i put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

  117. 117
    Deeij said:

      yo mamas so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer

  118. 118
    Deeij said:

      yo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order

  119. 119
    Deeij said:

      yo mamas so fat her picture takes two frames

  120. 120
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamy iz soooooooooooooooooo fat, when her pager rang people thought she wuz backin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  121. 121
    yo momma 12 said:

      y momma so ugly you had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with

  122. 122
    hihi said:

      yo momma so fat when she wore her yellow raincoat people yelled bus is here!

  123. 123
    Sex Kitten said:

      yo mama so ugly, she had YOU!!!!

  124. 124
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the water the whales start singing “We are family, even though your fatter than me”

  125. 125
    Asian Boii said:

      Yo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet its starts singing (sing the abc song with this) “A,B,C,D,E,F,G Get your fat ass off of me

  126. 126
    best said:

      yo momma’s sister so fat she ate yo momma

  127. 127
    J-Mike # 5 said:

      You Momma So Fat She Has TB…2 Bellys

  128. 128
    John Boi said:

      You momma so ugly they renamed holloween to yomommaween

  129. 129
    best said:

      Yur momma is so skinny she doesn”t have to open doors, she slips through the door jamb.

  130. 130
    best said:

      Nascar called and they want to race around yo mamma.

  131. 131
    best said:

      Yo mamma so greasy, oil companies are setting up drilling rigs on her ass.

  132. 132
    My Momma said:

      My momma is so cool, you freeze if you touch her.

  133. 133
    big ben said:

      your momma is so ugly micheal didnt want do u lik all the kids messed with

  134. 134
    yo mamas back is so hairy it looks like she is giving chubaka a piggy back ride!! said:

      julio aka $M!L3Y

  135. 135
    Crayzy said:

      Yo mama is so stupid she thinks a dictionary is a sexual position

  136. 136
    joda said:

      your momma so fat that when she farted every1 thought it was globle warning

  137. 137
    joda said:

      your momma so stupid thet when she was watching wheel of fortune she said deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  138. 138
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s breath breath so stink people look forward to her farts, yo momma so fat hwer belt size is equater

  139. 139
    Chris said:

      Yo momma is so fat she hulahooped the superbowl

  140. 140
    Butch said:

      your mama’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish. your mama’s so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. me and your mom got down wit it last night then she started moaning like a donkey.

  141. 141
    Butch said:

      yo mama’s so stupid she put on strong glasses and thought she was really strong then she said dont get the hulk angry

  142. 142
    Butch said:

      yo mama’s so stupid every time she gets on a car she’ll start singing the wheels on the bus go round and round

  143. 143
    yo mama so fat said:

      yo mama is so fat when she put on a red dress and went outside the kids yelled hey koolaid

  144. 144
    Xasbar56 said:

      yo momma so fat you must take two traina and a bus just to get to her good side

  145. 145
    ixas said:

      yo momma so fat you must take two traina and a bus just to get to her good side

  146. 146
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so ugly, someone walked up to her and said,”hi sir!”

  147. 147
    i'm what's hot in 08 said:

      yo momma soooo nasty she brung her own crabs to red lobster!!!!

  148. 148
    Chris said:

      people think that Adams mom is the tenth pannet

  149. 149
    Chris said:

      Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking dust down the road i asked what are you doing she said moving in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  150. 150
    Chris said:

      Yo momma is so gay Micheal Jackson rejected her

  151. 151
    themaster said:

      Yo momma so stupid she try to buy her own house

  152. 152
    murk said:

      yo moma teeth iz so yellow wen she wnt 2 church and smiled at the priest he said i see the light

  153. 153
    Sex Kitten said:

      All yalls mama’s so stupid, she thought you were tellling the truth about not watching porno!

  154. 154
    Anonymous said:

      yall lame azz puting jokes here

  155. 155
    j-real said:

      bigdawgs n sypho all dae

  156. 156
    Sex Kitten said:

      YO MAMA SOOOOO STUPID, SHE TOUGHT EBAY WAS A BAY OF OFF THE COUNTRY OF E!!!!

  157. 157
    brandon puff said:

      yo momma is so nasty she burnt 100 rubbers a minate

  158. 158
    brandon puff said:

      yo momma so fat win she went to the zoo the monkeys through sh!t at her because she so ugly

  159. 159
    brandon puff said:

      yo momma so dumb she thaught Rim jobs was made of burnt tokens

  160. 160
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a park-o-meter and waited for a gumball.

  161. 161
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized.

  162. 162
    Anonymous said:

      your momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

  163. 163
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat her blood type is DRT………Dorito!

  164. 164
    your momma said:

      your momma lips are so big they look like adam cox forehead!!!!!

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    yo mammy said:

      yo mammy is 2 poor 2 pay ation

  166. 166
    Gerogelover said:

      Yo mamma so stupid she got dirty by water

  167. 167
    jt is the man said:

      yo momma is like little cesars shes hot and ready.

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    jt is the man said:

      yo mommas like taco bell think outside the bun.

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    jt is the man said:

      yo mommas so stupid she fell out of a boat and didnt hit water.

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    jt is the man said:

      yo mommas like subway eat fresh.

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    jt is the man said:

      yo mom is so old i taped her on the bak and her tits fell off the front.

  172. 172
    jt is the man said:

      your mom is so poor she was kickin a can down the street and the kids asked wat she was doin and she saud movin.

  173. 173
    ITS YO MOMMA!!! said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN HER BEEPER WHENT OFF PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS BACKING UP!!!!!!!!

  174. 174
    bad boy keem said:

      yo mama so fat she asked for a size 98 panties the person give her a hot air ballon with to hole on the sides

  175. 175
    bad boy keem said:

      you mama so fat she asked for customized roller skates the prople give her to monster trucks on spinners

  176. 176
    luigi said:

      YO MOMMAS SO DARK THT FAT DARK THT WHEN SHE WENT IN FRONT OF DA SUN THEY THOT THER WUZ AN ECLIPSE!!!

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    Briidgy said:

      Your mamma so poor wen ii lit a match iin her house the roaches started singin “Clap ur hands, stomp ur feet, Praiise thee lord coz we go heat!”

      Hahah

  178. 178
    e-pain13 said:

      yo momma is so stupid she thought baskin robins was a bird

  179. 179
    Superman said:

      Your Mamma Is SO FAT she keeps pictures of fast food in her wallet. HAHA i crack me upp

  180. 180
    Anonymous said:

      YOUR MOMMA IS SO OLD WHEN SHE WENT TO A MEUSEUM THEY KEPT HER IN

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    Anonymous said:

      YOUR MOM IS SO HAIRY SHE MADE BIG FOOT LOOK LIKE THE SIDE OF MY NUT

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    mike said:

      yo momma is such a whore i type her name at google and press the i’m feeling lucky button to get some action

  183. 183
    Anonymous said:

      your momma so fat when she snore food comes out

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    dj said:

      your momma is so stupid that when you say brush your teeth she say where the food at

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    dj said:

      your momma is so fat that when she die she’s going to be buried in a extra large coffin

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    donut j said:

      your momma is going to die haha thats funny

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    edt bludfield beavers said:

      yo momma so fat she sit next to everyone in the class

      yo momma so fat she made every food place go out for buissness i one hour and was still hungy

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    edt bludfield beavers said:

      yo momma so stupid she dont even know she’s yo momma

  189. 189
    daniel said:

      yo mamma so stupid she puts a ruler under her pillow 2 see how long she can sleep

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    daniel said:

      yo mammas is so short u can see her feet on her drivers lisance

  191. 191
    jejekid said:

      YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACK SHE LOOKS LIKE AN AFRICAN- AMERICAN WEARING A MASK ON
      YO MAMA IS SO SHORT IT TAKES HER 26 MINUTES TO GET UP FROM THE TOILET

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    Anonymous said:

      your mama is so stupid that when she wants to do it with your dad se lets you do it first

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    theri maa said:

      yo momma so fat, she farted so bad that she launched into outer space

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    CanDi said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON A SCALE!

      ASLO YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEEWORLD TO GET BAPTIZED

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    Bob Bemis said:

      Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet.

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    nath said:

      ure momma teeth so yellow wen she shuts her mouth her stocah lights up

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    kbruson is da king said:

      yo momma so fat she is 36, 24, 36, and so is the other arm

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    kbruson is da king said:

      yo mommy is a stripper at mcdonald’s. double meat!

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    I kill u said:

      Yo momma’s so old she wheres air moses

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    Davey said:

      Your moms so ugly she scared the ’shit’ out of the toliet

  201. 201
    Dave said:

      Your mom’s so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
      Your moms so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean, and said “i’m in the kiddy pool”!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she irons her pants in the driveway

  203. 203
    mmoo said:

      bbb

  204. 204
    anon said:

      yo momma so short she has to slam dunk her busfare

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    wazup said:

      yo mom is so poor when i walked in her house a roach triped me and a rat took my walet

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    wazup said:

      yo mom is so fat when she jumped in the ocean whales started singing we are family even though your bigger than me

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    wazup said:

      your so ugly when you were born the docter slapped your mom

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    wazup said:

      yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence

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    wazup said:

      yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please

  210. 210
    wazup said:

      yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks

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    wazup said:

      yo momma is so fat she had to go to see world to get babtized

  212. 212
    yomommamaster said:

      yo momma so dumb i told her christmas was right around the corner, and she went looking fo it

  213. 213
    Da Snake said:

      Yo momma is so poor that she uses a microwave for an alarm clock

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    CHOWS said:

      Yo momma is so slutty, that when we went to the bar and asked if she wanted a shot. She got on her KNEES!!!!!!

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    thick ass momma said:

      your momma like a rollercoaster, everyone takes a ride, and then throws up.

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    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so fat jabba the hut was like damn!

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    Sk8nstick said:

      anonymous’s mom is so ugly, she made an onion cry

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    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so fat she iorn’s her pant’s on the driveway!

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    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so black, when she went to nightschool the teacher counted her absent!

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    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so white she makes michael jackson look black!

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    Sk8nstick said:

      I GOOOT THISSSSSSSS!

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    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach and the whales sang “WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FATTER THEN ME”!

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    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 1,198 she was on the scale! oh beat that slingshot!!!!!!!!!

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    mj said:

      your momma is so fat when she went to use the bathroom the toliet sang “a b c get your fat ass off of me”.

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    loser said:

      yo momma so fukin ugly when i took as shit it looked like her

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    donise johnson said:

      yo momma forehead so big she got the whole world in her head

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is sooooo poor she has 2 t.v’z 1 4 sound and 1 4 picture

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    lola said:

      yo mama so stupid she cut off the lights and thought it was night time

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    bianka said:

      yo mama so stupid when she turn off the lights she thought it was time to go to sleep.

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    secondstomars30 said:

      yo mamma so black when she steps in the car the “check your oil” light comes on

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    yea said:

      your mom

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    tu madre said:

      yo mama is so ghetto that koolaid comes out from her tits!!!!!

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    pinoyp0w3r said:

      yo momma so fat when she walk on the scale it said “one at a time pls”

      yo momma so dumb she brought gun to the gun show…

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    yo mamma said:

      your mom is so fat that when she talks she vibrates!

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    YIPPIEYIEYO said:

      Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook!

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    z-man said:

      yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in atoll-booth and she said wheres my gumball

      yo momma is so stupdi she tripped over a cordless phone

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    nick said:

      yo mamas so fat she goes to fatfighters haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    pete said:

      chris mockford sucks willy

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    pete said: