yo momma so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continuied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!Tu madre es tan gorda, eso cuando ella intentó tener sexo con tu papá la primera vez, él fue perdida! TAKE THAT BITCHES!!!!! THE QUEEN IS BACK TO FIX HER SITE!!
your mama’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish. your mama’s so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. me and your mom got down wit it last night then she started moaning like a donkey.
Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking dust down the road i asked what are you doing she said moving in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACK SHE LOOKS LIKE AN AFRICAN- AMERICAN WEARING A MASK ON
YO MAMA IS SO SHORT IT TAKES HER 26 MINUTES TO GET UP FROM THE TOILET
yo mamas so fat she goes to fatfighters haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: March 4th, 2008
yo mamma has rims on her wheelchair saying noone pushes me around
Posted: March 4th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat that when she went to KFC and the waitress asked her wat size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof
Posted: March 4th, 2008
yo momma like pavement, bein laid all over the world
Posted: March 5th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly that they moved Holloween to her birthday?. yo mama is so dum when your dad sead it was chilly outside she ran out whit a spun.
Posted: March 5th, 2008
yo momma lips are so dry the crust is used to make bread
Posted: March 5th, 2008
your mommas lips are so big they look lke adams forehead
Posted: March 5th, 2008
yo momma so white she fell in a bucket of clorox and got a tan
Posted: March 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat my dog bit her and died of high colesterol
Posted: March 5th, 2008
your mum is so hairy when she had you, you got carpet burn!
Posted: March 5th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat she saw a yallow school bus ful of white people she said give me that twinkie!!
Posted: March 5th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat she saw a yallow school bus ful of white people goin down the road and she she said give me that twinkie!!
Posted: March 5th, 2008
yo mum is ugle her reflix quit
Posted: March 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continuied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 6th, 2008
Yo mamma is so hairy, the only language she speeks is wookie!
Posted: March 6th, 2008
yo momma so poular this is her site
Posted: March 6th, 2008
adams mum is so fat if u put on a 3pounds she will go down for group insurence!!!!!!
Posted: March 6th, 2008
Your lonely if you put jokes here.
Posted: March 6th, 2008
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Posted: March 6th, 2008
yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw the numbers 90210 she was looking at the scale!
Posted: March 6th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she can use highway 99 as a slippin slide!
Posted: March 6th, 2008
yo momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest they said “no professionals”
Posted: March 7th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in abc order!!!!!
Posted: March 7th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry!!!! =(
Posted: March 7th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!!!!!!=)
Posted: March 7th, 2008
yo momma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Posted: March 7th, 2008
yo momma only had you because the condom broke
yo momma is so greasy she has a job as hair gell
Posted: March 7th, 2008
your mama is so fat she went walking in high heels and came back with flip flops
Posted: March 7th, 2008
your mom
Posted: March 7th, 2008
your mom is so fat, she eats!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i crack myself up.
Posted: March 7th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat even Bill Gates cant even pay for her lipo suction
Posted: March 7th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she want 2 kfc they ask what size drink did she want she said the size of my body.
Posted: March 7th, 2008
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck XD
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo moma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo mama is so short she has to walk 5 miles to go to the bathroom
Posted: March 8th, 2008
you mama is so ugly she doesent have to dress up for hallown
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo moma is so fat she needs an super large place
Posted: March 8th, 2008
greasers causeing an oil leak
Posted: March 8th, 2008
YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH
Posted: March 8th, 2008
YO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE WAS MAKING KOOL ADE SHE MADE A NUCLEAR BOMB
Posted: March 8th, 2008
YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE MY CURSOR THING RUN AWAY
Posted: March 8th, 2008
NO 1 POSRIN ANYMORE? U ALL SUCK
Posted: March 8th, 2008
MANUEL’S MOM IS SO STUPID THAT SHE HAD A HOLE BETWEEN HER TEETH, IN HER MOUTH AND CALLS IT A GAP
Posted: March 8th, 2008
YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID HER COMPUTER TELLS HER, YOU GOT MAIL’ AND EVERY TIME SHE GOES TO CHECK HER MAIL BOX SHE SHITS ON HER SELF
Posted: March 8th, 2008
HI
Posted: March 8th, 2008
HI YOUR MOMMA IS SO PRETIIIIFUL
Posted: March 8th, 2008
SORRY BUT I HAD YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!
Posted: March 8th, 2008
Yo Momma is so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the coach.
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo mom so fat every time she hears the doorbell, she runs to the microwave!
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo mom so fat she looks like a new skittle!
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo mom is like a roller coaster, everyone gets a ride!
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo mom is so fat, bears hibernate in her belly button!
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo mom is so fat, she doesn’t have an adam’s apple, just a speed bump!
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo mom is so fat, when she walks she leaves potholes in the ground!
Posted: March 8th, 2008
you momma so poor i steped on a cigerrett she said who turned off the heat
Posted: March 9th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly the mirror ran away from her
Posted: March 9th, 2008
yo momma stank so bad even a skunk ran away from her
Posted: March 9th, 2008
your jokes r so stolen from the internet there should be a pop up add behind u.
Posted: March 9th, 2008
your mother is like a happy meal small greasey and like little kids
Posted: March 10th, 2008
ur momma its like a pie everyone gets a piece bitches..
Posted: March 10th, 2008
yo mamma so stupid her favoite color is clear
Posted: March 10th, 2008
yo mamma like a basketball hoop, everybody get a shot
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo momma is so ugly in the morning your mom waves by to your dad and he dose not wave back
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meeter and waited for a gumball to come out
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo mamma is so poor that i saw her kicking a can down the street and i aksked her what she was doing and she said im moving!
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo mamma is so old that i saw jesus in her middle school yearbook!
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo mamma is so poor that she was a waitress at the last supper!
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo mamma is so old i choked her and dust fell out!
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo mamma is so fat that she jumped in a lake and a kid said free willie!
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo mamma is so hairy that when you were born you had rug burn on your face!
Posted: March 11th, 2008
yo momma so ugly ooks like you
Posted: March 11th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she thinks its february 31
Posted: March 11th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Posted: March 11th, 2008
your so ugly that when you were born your grandma said what a treasure and your grandpa said lets bury her
Posted: March 11th, 2008
your moma is so fat that when she went bungie jumping the bridge came with her
Posted: March 11th, 2008
Yo momma so slow, she’ll never break the monthly record at this pace!
Posted: March 11th, 2008
yo momma is so short she can do backflips under her bed
Posted: March 11th, 2008
last time you grabbed ass is when you finger slipped though the toilet paper
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo momma is so gay she ran into the girls bathroom and started singin “o i think they like”
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo momma is so gay she ran into the girls bathroom and started singin “o i think they like me”
Posted: March 12th, 2008
!Tu madre es tan gorda, eso cuando ella intentó tener sexo con tu papá la primera vez, él fue perdida! TAKE THAT BITCHES!!!!! THE QUEEN IS BACK TO FIX HER SITE!!
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she bought a book on how to read.
Posted: March 12th, 2008
Yo mama is so hairy people thought she was Cousin It
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo mama so fat when she goes to KFC the waitress ask her what size bucket she says the one on the roof
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Posted: March 12th, 2008
Yo mama is so nasty she eats KFC!!! Kentucky Fried Cruelty
Posted: March 12th, 2008
Adams mum is sooo Small she need a ladder to pick up 1p
Posted: March 12th, 2008
adams mum is sooo small she need a ladderto pick up 1p
Posted: March 12th, 2008
pooo man’s mama so stupid, she shit him out of her ass instead of the right way.
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo momma so scary she went inside a haunted house and came out with a job application
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo mamma is so short you can see here feet on her license plate
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo mamma is so short you can see here feet on her drivers license
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat she drives a spandex car
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she played pool wit the planets
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo mamma is my mamma
Posted: March 12th, 2008
yo momma so nasty she pors salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!!
Posted: March 12th, 2008
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped up and down 1 time, the earth cracked and when she walked away the world broke in half.
Posted: March 13th, 2008
Yo Mama so ugly a mean she so ugly it take two bag to cover her face
Yo mama so stupid she cheat off Billly’s test
Yo mama so ugly God won’t take her away
Posted: March 13th, 2008
Yo mama so ugly mean she so ugy it take 2 bag to cover her face
Posted: March 13th, 2008
yo momma so black and her teeth so yellow that when she smiles she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet.
Posted: March 13th, 2008
yo mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Posted: March 13th, 2008
yo mama so fat i ran around herr and got lost
Posted: March 13th, 2008
Yo mama so fat I slapped her and her fat wobbled for 33 days.
Posted: March 13th, 2008
yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died
Posted: March 13th, 2008
yo momma is so fat her butt looks like two pigs are fighting over a milk dud
Posted: March 13th, 2008
Yo mama nose so long you can go bowling with her boggers
Posted: March 14th, 2008
your mom is so fat the army uses her underwear as perashoots
Posted: March 14th, 2008
YOU MOMMA SO SUTED THAT WITH A MAN THAT CALL HER A BITCH BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH HEM?????
Posted: March 14th, 2008
Yo Momma is so ugly she dosen’t need a mask to go on star wars the movie
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly she doesnt need a mask to go on star wars movie
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mummas so dumb she saw a crack in the path and she tried to smoke it
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mamas so short when she hopped out of the car she broke her legs
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mamas so fat when she turned around everyone gave her a welcome back party
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mamas so stupid i put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mamas so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mamas so fat her picture takes two frames
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mamy iz soooooooooooooooooo fat, when her pager rang people thought she wuz backin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 14th, 2008
y momma so ugly you had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she wore her yellow raincoat people yelled bus is here!
Posted: March 14th, 2008
yo mama so ugly, she had YOU!!!!
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the water the whales start singing “We are family, even though your fatter than me”
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Yo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet its starts singing (sing the abc song with this) “A,B,C,D,E,F,G Get your fat ass off of me
Posted: March 15th, 2008
yo momma’s sister so fat she ate yo momma
Posted: March 15th, 2008
You Momma So Fat She Has TB…2 Bellys
Posted: March 15th, 2008
You momma so ugly they renamed holloween to yomommaween
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Yur momma is so skinny she doesn”t have to open doors, she slips through the door jamb.
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Nascar called and they want to race around yo mamma.
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Yo mamma so greasy, oil companies are setting up drilling rigs on her ass.
Posted: March 15th, 2008
My momma is so cool, you freeze if you touch her.
Posted: March 15th, 2008
your momma is so ugly micheal didnt want do u lik all the kids messed with
Posted: March 15th, 2008
julio aka $M!L3Y
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks a dictionary is a sexual position
Posted: March 15th, 2008
your momma so fat that when she farted every1 thought it was globle warning
Posted: March 15th, 2008
your momma so stupid thet when she was watching wheel of fortune she said deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 15th, 2008
yo momma’s breath breath so stink people look forward to her farts, yo momma so fat hwer belt size is equater
Posted: March 16th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat she hulahooped the superbowl
Posted: March 16th, 2008
your mama’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish. your mama’s so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. me and your mom got down wit it last night then she started moaning like a donkey.
Posted: March 16th, 2008
yo mama’s so stupid she put on strong glasses and thought she was really strong then she said dont get the hulk angry
Posted: March 16th, 2008
yo mama’s so stupid every time she gets on a car she’ll start singing the wheels on the bus go round and round
Posted: March 16th, 2008
yo mama is so fat when she put on a red dress and went outside the kids yelled hey koolaid
Posted: March 16th, 2008
yo momma so fat you must take two traina and a bus just to get to her good side
Posted: March 16th, 2008
yo momma so fat you must take two traina and a bus just to get to her good side
Posted: March 16th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly, someone walked up to her and said,”hi sir!”
Posted: March 16th, 2008
yo momma soooo nasty she brung her own crabs to red lobster!!!!
Posted: March 17th, 2008
people think that Adams mom is the tenth pannet
Posted: March 17th, 2008
Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking dust down the road i asked what are you doing she said moving in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 17th, 2008
Yo momma is so gay Micheal Jackson rejected her
Posted: March 17th, 2008
Yo momma so stupid she try to buy her own house
Posted: March 17th, 2008
yo moma teeth iz so yellow wen she wnt 2 church and smiled at the priest he said i see the light
Posted: March 17th, 2008
All yalls mama’s so stupid, she thought you were tellling the truth about not watching porno!
Posted: March 17th, 2008
yall lame azz puting jokes here
Posted: March 17th, 2008
bigdawgs n sypho all dae
Posted: March 18th, 2008
YO MAMA SOOOOO STUPID, SHE TOUGHT EBAY WAS A BAY OF OFF THE COUNTRY OF E!!!!
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo momma is so nasty she burnt 100 rubbers a minate
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo momma so fat win she went to the zoo the monkeys through sh!t at her because she so ugly
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she thaught Rim jobs was made of burnt tokens
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a park-o-meter and waited for a gumball.
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized.
Posted: March 18th, 2008
your momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo momma is so fat her blood type is DRT………Dorito!
Posted: March 18th, 2008
your momma lips are so big they look like adam cox forehead!!!!!
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo mammy is 2 poor 2 pay ation
Posted: March 18th, 2008
Yo mamma so stupid she got dirty by water
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo momma is like little cesars shes hot and ready.
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo mommas like taco bell think outside the bun.
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo mommas so stupid she fell out of a boat and didnt hit water.
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo mommas like subway eat fresh.
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo mom is so old i taped her on the bak and her tits fell off the front.
Posted: March 18th, 2008
your mom is so poor she was kickin a can down the street and the kids asked wat she was doin and she saud movin.
Posted: March 18th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN HER BEEPER WHENT OFF PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS BACKING UP!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yo mama so fat she asked for a size 98 panties the person give her a hot air ballon with to hole on the sides
Posted: March 19th, 2008
you mama so fat she asked for customized roller skates the prople give her to monster trucks on spinners
Posted: March 19th, 2008
YO MOMMAS SO DARK THT FAT DARK THT WHEN SHE WENT IN FRONT OF DA SUN THEY THOT THER WUZ AN ECLIPSE!!!
Posted: March 19th, 2008
Your mamma so poor wen ii lit a match iin her house the roaches started singin “Clap ur hands, stomp ur feet, Praiise thee lord coz we go heat!”
Hahah
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she thought baskin robins was a bird
Posted: March 19th, 2008
Your Mamma Is SO FAT she keeps pictures of fast food in her wallet. HAHA i crack me upp
Posted: March 20th, 2008
YOUR MOMMA IS SO OLD WHEN SHE WENT TO A MEUSEUM THEY KEPT HER IN
Posted: March 20th, 2008
YOUR MOM IS SO HAIRY SHE MADE BIG FOOT LOOK LIKE THE SIDE OF MY NUT
Posted: March 20th, 2008
yo momma is such a whore i type her name at google and press the i’m feeling lucky button to get some action
Posted: March 20th, 2008
your momma so fat when she snore food comes out
Posted: March 20th, 2008
your momma is so stupid that when you say brush your teeth she say where the food at
Posted: March 20th, 2008
your momma is so fat that when she die she’s going to be buried in a extra large coffin
Posted: March 20th, 2008
your momma is going to die haha thats funny
Posted: March 20th, 2008
yo momma so fat she sit next to everyone in the class
yo momma so fat she made every food place go out for buissness i one hour and was still hungy
Posted: March 20th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she dont even know she’s yo momma
Posted: March 20th, 2008
yo mamma so stupid she puts a ruler under her pillow 2 see how long she can sleep
Posted: March 20th, 2008
yo mammas is so short u can see her feet on her drivers lisance
Posted: March 20th, 2008
YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACK SHE LOOKS LIKE AN AFRICAN- AMERICAN WEARING A MASK ON
YO MAMA IS SO SHORT IT TAKES HER 26 MINUTES TO GET UP FROM THE TOILET
Posted: March 20th, 2008
your mama is so stupid that when she wants to do it with your dad se lets you do it first
Posted: March 21st, 2008
yo momma so fat, she farted so bad that she launched into outer space
Posted: March 21st, 2008
YO MOMMA SO FAT LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON A SCALE!
ASLO YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEEWORLD TO GET BAPTIZED
Posted: March 21st, 2008
Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet.
Posted: March 21st, 2008
ure momma teeth so yellow wen she shuts her mouth her stocah lights up
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
yo momma so fat she is 36, 24, 36, and so is the other arm
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
yo mommy is a stripper at mcdonald’s. double meat!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo momma’s so old she wheres air moses
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Your moms so ugly she scared the ’shit’ out of the toliet
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Your mom’s so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
Your moms so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean, and said “i’m in the kiddy pool”!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
yo momma so fat she irons her pants in the driveway
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
bbb
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
yo momma so short she has to slam dunk her busfare
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo mom is so poor when i walked in her house a roach triped me and a rat took my walet
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo mom is so fat when she jumped in the ocean whales started singing we are family even though your bigger than me
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
your so ugly when you were born the docter slapped your mom
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo momma is so fat she had to go to see world to get babtized
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo momma so dumb i told her christmas was right around the corner, and she went looking fo it
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
Yo momma is so poor that she uses a microwave for an alarm clock
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
Yo momma is so slutty, that when we went to the bar and asked if she wanted a shot. She got on her KNEES!!!!!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
your momma like a rollercoaster, everyone takes a ride, and then throws up.
Posted: March 24th, 2008
Yo momma so fat jabba the hut was like damn!
Posted: March 24th, 2008
anonymous’s mom is so ugly, she made an onion cry
Posted: March 24th, 2008
Yo momma so fat she iorn’s her pant’s on the driveway!
Posted: March 24th, 2008
Yo momma so black, when she went to nightschool the teacher counted her absent!
Posted: March 24th, 2008
Yo momma so white she makes michael jackson look black!
Posted: March 24th, 2008
I GOOOT THISSSSSSSS!
Posted: March 24th, 2008
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach and the whales sang “WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FATTER THEN ME”!
Posted: March 24th, 2008
Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 1,198 she was on the scale! oh beat that slingshot!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 24th, 2008
your momma is so fat when she went to use the bathroom the toliet sang “a b c get your fat ass off of me”.
Posted: March 24th, 2008
yo momma so fukin ugly when i took as shit it looked like her
Posted: March 24th, 2008
yo momma forehead so big she got the whole world in her head
Posted: March 25th, 2008
yo mama is sooooo poor she has 2 t.v’z 1 4 sound and 1 4 picture
Posted: March 26th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she cut off the lights and thought it was night time
Posted: March 26th, 2008
yo mama so stupid when she turn off the lights she thought it was time to go to sleep.
Posted: March 26th, 2008
yo mamma so black when she steps in the car the “check your oil” light comes on
Posted: March 26th, 2008
your mom
Posted: March 26th, 2008
yo mama is so ghetto that koolaid comes out from her tits!!!!!
Posted: March 26th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she walk on the scale it said “one at a time pls”
yo momma so dumb she brought gun to the gun show…
Posted: March 26th, 2008
your mom is so fat that when she talks she vibrates!
Posted: March 26th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook!
Posted: March 27th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in atoll-booth and she said wheres my gumball
yo momma is so stupdi she tripped over a cordless phone
Posted: March 27th, 2008
yo mamas so fat she goes to fatfighters haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: March 27th, 2008
chris mockford sucks willy